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I rolled over in bed last night & kind of hit my cat... & she wasn't 2 happy so she crached my face all up & the worst 1 is on my nose... & it dosen't hurt, but its really bad & gross looking & all this Neosporin smells bad... & my dad didn't want me 2 go 2 school 2day cos it might get enfected or something might go wrong & its really bad looking... & so whats the best way 2 make it look better as fast as possibul & it dosen't have 2 heal, but just look good? & I'm not gonna try make up, cos I'm a guy (link)
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You're the same dude who asked about Madison, right?
Neosporin is your best bet... maybe you should lower your standards a bit and use make up? I'm a girl and all... but I don't use that crap unless I have a cat scratch or something to that affect. Don't put peroxide on the scratch - even if you're just trying to kill the germs. Peroxide does kill germs, but it also kills live blood cells and skin tissue. This keeps the cut from healing. If you wash the scratch with soap and water several times a day, put Neosporin and a Band-Aid on the worst scratches, they'll get better quickly. I don't reccomend wearing a Band-Aid to school, though. This is why make up is so handy... no one ever has to find out...
To keep the germs out of the scratch, wash it with soap and water several times a day and DONT TOUCH IT REPETEDLY! This is how germs are spread. Always wash your hands before you wash the cut.
-FunnyCide
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I have a really good friend, Madison, who I like alot... & I'm afraid 2 loose her... but I think I don't just LIKE her... I might love her... but I don't know... & her & I have had some problems getting through all of this, cos she said no when I asked her out... & yet I still love her... & its really confusing... & alot of her friends don't like me & try & turn her agenst me & keep her away from me, & lets just say, I'm not the best looking person in the world & I get alot of problems from other people cos I some how look gay or I'm just not attractive... & I really have problems with it... & so I'm trying 2 get my life back on track & try & get through all these problems I have... & I just want 2 know what I should do about Madison... should I try & move on...? or what...?
thanks so much!
-Cameron (link)
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Cameron,
This is off the subject, but I love your name. I've been reading the Left Behind books, and one of the character's name is "Cameron" called "Buck". I absolutely love this name. :P Now to the question.
Ok, it doesn't matter if you're not attractive or whatever. Gosh, like I am? Trust me, there are millions, trillions of people - girls, who are absolutely beautiful. Person* could like any one of these girls, but he doesn't. It is character that counts. Not the outside. Skin is only 1/16th of an inch deep. It could be ripped off in a single instant. If this happened, your whole apperance would be lost. There was a model, a female model, she was the most beautiful person (physically) that I have ever seen. But, she was in a car accident, and the car caught on fire. Her whole face was burnt off. She has no eyelids, so she uses eye drops every thirty seconds. She has no fingers, nose, ears, but only cavaties in her face. Her character has improved though! She is much kinder and understanding after her horrible accident. I still think this woman is a beautiful woman; if not on the outside then on the inside. Be this way! Be this alive! It doesn't matter if you're not the greatest looking guy! You're fourteen, alot is going to change in your life. Don't base too much of your life on appearance. Focus on your heart. Make sure your heart is right with God.
I understand this feeling you have. "Maybe I don't just like Person.. maybe I love him." - only in your case you love Madison. This is understandable. Close bonds are formed through friendship, and sometimes those friendships lead to "more than just friends". Tell Madison that you love her. On IM or in person, whichever you prefer. Tell her, "Madison, I honestly like you as more than a friend, but I don't want to lose your friendship." and if she doesn't like you in return, don't sweat it. She'll either realize her folly and come to like you, or you'll get over her. You sound like a really nice guy.. don't focus on what you don't have, but what you DO have!
Maybe she's not the right one for you. If her opinion is biased off of what other people say about you then she's not a true friend to you. I know that hurts... but it's the truth. I almost fell into this trap, with 'normal' friends. I thought they were my friends, that they liked and accepted me... but I was SOO wrong. Anway, accept change and be open to God's will.
Most importantly, Cameron, don't listen to what other people say! I know how hard this is, trust me, I know. My Sunday school teacher told me that she thought I was "abnormal" - to my face! Of course, she and I don't get along... but I've never told her that I think she's weird. *shrugs* I am weird, but that's still not something you TELL someone... is it? But the point is, I don't care what she thinks of me. I am called "goth" at my church. I am most certainly NOT goth; but I am "unique", "peculiar", "different" and "weird". I do not mind being called these things. I do not mind being called goth. Even though I'm not, it doesn't matter to me. Just because I wear dark blue jeans, black t-shirts and black high tops doesn't make me goth. I am a Jesus Freak. I am a really, really different Jesus freak, but that is what I am. - Follow this example. Don't think about what other people think about you! Follow your heart and what God is telling you to do! It is so hard for me to "follow my heart" because I am a skeptic, self conscious, and strange. But, do your best to follow your heart, ok? Please!
Don't give up on Madison yet, mmkay? Tell her how you feel about her, once more, and if she doesn't like you still, don't take it to heart.
Pray about this. God will show you through.
-FunnyCide
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I would like a knew screen name,iv'e been trying to think of one but i dont no what to make it.this may sound dumb but can some one help me make a new screen name up?|?
i love soccer/v-ball
i like sports
im taken by ryan (he is short im tall)
im 15
im in love..
i rate high
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-Only15OnlyInLove
-VBallrocks
-XXtakenXX
-oORyanILoveYouOo
-SportsRAwesome
-RyanIsMine
-TotallyInLove
-PuppyLoveAt15
-SoccerIsCool
-I8tappl (do you know the story of Adam and Eve?... this is a joke!)
-TallLovesShort
Umm.... I hope this helps? This is all I can think of. But, at least they're original, eh? (I'm hoping I didn't take someone else's...)
-FunnyCide
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hi im 15 and my boyfriends 16. although many adults say that us teens dont know what love is teens know when their in love. i just want peoples opinions (teens and adults) on if teens know what love is and also me and my boyfriend are really in love and its NOT lust. we know it. anyways we decided we were going to have sex (no my boyfriends not like that hes never pushed me into sex ever) but were not having sex for the fun of it we really do love eachother. please give us ur thoughts and please dont be mean thanx!~Kelley (link)
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I don't believe those adults are correct. I do think that teens know when they're "in love". I wouldn't have sex though, not until I was married. No matter what. Even with "protection" you could end up pregnant at fifteen. I don't know of any guy that would want to be a father at sixteen, nor any girl who'd want to be a mom at fifteen. I believe you when you say it's not lust. I honestly believe you. I know ... yeah, I know. I'm waiting to get married before I sleep with anyone. Please, if you don't get anything else, heed this: If you honestly love your boyfriend, and you think you might get married to him, why not wait until it's legal for you to have sex?
I do believe that teenagers can be in love. Trust me on this one, I know. But if you wait until you're married to have sex, you'll be setting a good example, and you'll feel better. (is that confusing?...)
Save your love. I am not saying that you shouldn't love your boyfriend, but I am saying that you sould save yourself. Please, consider this.
Be in love, don't make it.
-FunnyCide
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When my ?'s are answered, people say "Inbox me if you still wanna talk" or whatever. How do you "inbox" a person.
May sound stupid but hey! Im kinda new...
5's for anything thats correct (link)
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You go to that person's advice column and click "Ask a question". Or, where it says "FunnyCide's advice column" there will be a link right beside that button that says "Ask FunnyCide a question" and when you ask me (or anyone else) a question, it goes into their inbox. No one else can answer this question.
-FunnyCide
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I want to put my advice column in my AIM profile but I just don't want to see a regular link. does anyone know of anyway i could make the link into a word like advice or something?? (link)
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yeah. When you inter a link into your AIM profile, it says "Hyperlink URL" this is where you put the address http://www.advicenators.com/ or whatever, and where it says "Hyperlink Text" you'll enter whatever you want it to say. If you want a link to my column, you'd put in Hyperlink URL http://www.advicenators.com/column.php?u=FunnyCide and in the Hyperlink Text you'd write "FunnyCide's Advice Column" or something to that effect.
-FunnyCide
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MY puppy is only 10 weeks old what should I do
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She's throwing up her food? Ok, this is abnormal, I must say. The food you're feeding her is probably a little too much for her. At this young age, if you're feeding dry dogfood, this could be the problem. Her little stomach isn't strong enough to handle that, so she vomits it back up. If you're feeding canned dog food, the chunks might be too big and she can't chew them up all the way. Or, there might be too much sauce on the dog food. If you can rule out her food, then check the water. Maybe something got into her water. Too much rust, iron, calcium, salt, copper, or chlorine in the puppy's water can make her sick too. If she's still throwing up in a couple of days, take her to the vet. She'll lose too much weight and could become so seriously ill that she dies. =O not a good thought. Keep her inside (if possible) and keep a close eye on what she eats and drinks.
-FunnyCide
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ok so ive just had a rumor spread about me. they say that as soon as this girl at my school (that i dont like)and her bf break up (cause he is moving)that i will ask her out. now im not shady and would never do this to my two best friends. i just wanna no if i should kick the kid who started the rumors ass or should i let it pass and what should i do about it please help me (link)
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I sympathize with you... rumors fly about me all the time. (and I'm homeschooled!) No, don't "kick the kid who started the rumor" 'cause that just feeds the fire. He'll want to make the rumor stronger so that it hurts you more. I wouldn't "let it pass" either. I'd contradict it though. Not standing in high places proclaiming that, but quietly taking the people who need to know aside, telling them the truth. If anyone asks, just tell them the truth. Don't worry, what you say will make it around eventually.
-FunnyCide
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So this one boy tells me that he loves me. And I don't love him. But he really seems to mean it. How do I respond to that statement if I don't love him back and I don't wanna lie? (link)
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Uhh...
ok, options below. (please note that, because I'm hyper right now, some of them are ridiculous.)
1. Mumble, "uhhmm"
2. Say, "uh.. you too?"
3. Honestly sit down with this boy and tell him that you don't love him, but you'd like to get to know him better
4. Shoot him with a paint ball gun
5. Dye his hair pink while he sleeps and write on his walls "I don't like you!!" - in hot pink!
6. Write him a letter telling him that you think he likes you wayy more than you like him.. and you don't want to hurt him, but you can't lie to him.
7. Ignore the fellow.. he might get the idea
8. Get a friend to tell the guy how you feel
9. Be totally honest with yourself, and him!!
10. Pray about it.. this and being honest with this boy are your best bets.
-FunnyCide
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can sum1 please tell me when a disposable razor needs to be disposed of? i've 13/f and i've never used a disposable razor before.. whats a way to check if its dull or how do you know when you should throw it out? thanks (link)
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Your best bet is to use a "real" razor and change the blade every two weeks (or there abouts) and that's how often you should throw away and get a new disposable razor - every two weeks. If you're using your razor every day to shave alot of skin (say, from your ankles to mid-thigh) then you'd probably have to get a new disposable razor every week and a half.
A good way to see if the disposable razor is dull... well, when it's not shaving the hair off anymore! That's the only way... you'll notice places on your legs (example) that are "hairer" and coarser. This is from the razor cutting closer to your skin in some places than in others.
I still say that a "normal" razor is better.. but that's my opinion.
-FunnyCide
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I have very curly hair. Not like super tight curls but its verry curly, puffy, and frizzy. What can I do to help keep the frizz down? (link)
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me too.. me too. It's not fun. :\ .. but, I have tried this, and it seems to work pretty well. I use a 'normal' hydrating shampoo (courtesy of Wal-Mart lol) and I use Pantene Pro-V conditioner "Hydrating Curls" with Amino protines. It actually helps! It makes my hair alot easier to tame.
If you have time, you can straighten it every day with a hot-iron straightner, but it takes me well over an hour to get my hair the least little bit straight!
Another option is chemical straightning. This can be done by your hairdresser or yourself. I tried the home kit once, and it didn't do that much for me. (and it smells REALLY bad! ha ha) But you may have different/better results than I did. The woman who cuts my hair said that it wouldn't be worth the $40 that we'd have to pay to get her to chemically straighten my hair 'cause it wouldn't last. (my hair is super thick, curly in places, wavy in places, and frizzy!)
The conditioner helped alot for me, and when I want to/have time/special occasion, I'll straigten my hair. (the last time I did was for a dance, and the next time I do will be for a dance! lol) Maybe a chemical straigtner will work better for you than it did for me. Try the conditioner, and sorry if it doesn't help..
-FunnyCide
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hey .. okay i have this friend and i like him alot .. i've felt ways for him that i have NEVERRR felt for ANYONE before .. i have dreams about him .. and there good dreams .... he knows i like him but i dont know if he likes me .. he like leads me on making me think he likes me ... but i dont know .. any suggestions !? and could it be l0ve ? -- i rate g0od .. (link)
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Hey hey,
Well, yes, it could be love. I think I know what you're feeling.. it's a smoking fire, waiting to burst into flames at the smallest hint of heated oxygen? A passion that could only grow stronger with every passing second? A want, a longing, a hunger to spend every second possible with that person? If so, then, yes. I know what you're feeling. Pretty wild, isn't it?!
I would say, though it's hard and maybe embarassing, you should ask him if he likes you. Kindly bring up the subject, and just tell him that you like him, but you don't want to get carried away if he doesn't feel the same way about you.
Though, he might just feel sorry for you, and act as if he liked you, even if he doesn't... but that's a rare case. Dreams are good... I have good dreams, too. Sometimes, things that I dream come true. (I'm SO not kidding!.. I could give examples, but that would make this answer twice as long as it's already going to be.)
I woudln't mention your having dreams about him yet, though.. that might scare him away.
Is it love? I think it might be, but don't let it get carried away. You don't want to be in love if you're not loved. That hurts.
He probably likes you. :)
That's sweet that you don't feel the same way about anyone else... I know that feeling, too.
-FunnyCide
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My boyfriend is shy and he is afraid to talk to me. When he comes over and he'll say hey and thats about it. He is like afraid to talk to me. He always says online hey i'm really shy and i can't ever think of anything to say. And I say something like omg its just me. and he'll say just you?!? He's like afraid to talk to me in person but will on the phone and online. any advice (link)
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When you're talking to someone in person, the person you're conversing with can see your emotions. I am the same way as your boyfriend. I'm cool with talking online and on the phone, letters, E-mails... but I have a harder time in person. Even sometimes with my best friends I get really shy and don't talk. When I do talk in person, I have an extremely hard time looking people in the eye. I can hide emotions well at times, so sometimes the only way you can tell how I'm feeling is by looking into my eyes. If I look someone in the eye, they might know my emotions at that time. Maybe this is what your boyfriend is dealing with?
I'm not sure really what to say, considering I have the same probelm as your boyfriend. I'm really not a "people" person.. and I prefer farm animals. (ha ha)
It's not just you, I promise. He's just shy, accept that.
To help him, you start the conversations. When he says "hey" ask him how his day was, what he did, if he had a good day etc. He'll loosen up around you pretty soon.
-FunnyCide
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Any tips on how to study science?? (link)
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Yes, I have tips on how to study science. The book I am using has a complete Study Guide for each Module (chapter) that I study. I realize though, not every book has this nifty little thing. To help you study, write a Study Guide of your own, questions that you think might be on the quiz. For example, if you were studing electical currents, you would probably have to know what conventional currents are. So, you'd write down "Conventional Current: Current that flows from the positive side of the battery to the negative side. This is the way current is drawn in circuit diagrams, even though it is wrong"*
Write as many questions as you can think of, answer them, and study your homemade "Study Guide". Read through the science chapter a few times again, memorizing the words that you have to define. (if there are words you have to define)
This will better help prepare you for a test. If you're having trouble concentrating (like I do sometimes) on homework or studing, every fifteen-twenty minutes, get up and walk around the house/neighborhood a few times. Studies show that you concentrate and remember things better after exercise.
That's pretty much it... sorry if it didn't help you much.
-FunnyCide
* - Exploring Creation with Physical Science by Dr. Jay L. Wile
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Why do guys get angry when you have only been dating two months and they tell you they love, but if you don't feel comfortable saying it back they all the sudden don't love you? Especially the only reason you don't want to say it is because that is when people start getting hurt! (link)
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I think the reason guys say this (SOMETIMES) is because they want the physical aspect of the relationship. Not all guys are like this though. Some guys may say "I love you" and honestly mean it; while some guys may say "I love you" and mean "I want to sleep with you". Be careful. If you don't know the guy well, you might fall into the trap. If you don't feel comfortable, just mumble something or say, "You too" (which can mean anything you want it to mean.) Explain to the guy (your boyfriend, I'm assuming) that you don't feel comfortable saying that because you'll get too attatched too fast. This is just asking for heartache. If the only reason you don't want to say "I love you" is because you don't want to get hurt, explain this very calmly and politely. Tell this guy that you like him, and one day you'll probably love him.. but it's too early on in the relationship to say that. What you say is true.. but, be careful. Some guys might not mean that they love you, while some do. It all depends on the guy.
-FunnyCide
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i have a pet turtle and it cant do anny tricks. all of my friends turtles can do tricks and its not fair. ive tried training it but it still wont do annything! can someone tell me how to get my turtle to do trix? thanx (link)
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Trickless Turtle Owner,
I don't know much about turtles, .. almost nothing at all. But, since no one else has answered your question, I'll give it a go.
Some training methods that are used for mice and will probably work for your turtle include showing the turtle his favorite food, then putting it at the end of a maze, letting the turtle find the food. That is training with food. You could also attempt training with electric shocks. (very, very low voltage!)
You could try using hot sauce to do things, just a dab of hot sauce on his mouth.. who knows what might happen?
This really is a trial and error situation. Try asking your turtle-owning friends what they did to train their turtles. Remember though, his brain is about the size of a fourth of a jellybean..
Sorry I'm no help..
-FunnyCide
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I was wondering why you said:
"Ok, you're not fat! I'm not either. You sound like you're about to have (or are in the first stages) of an eating disorder - anorexia."
If I'm not fat, why did you recommend cutting down on eating.. =\? (link)
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Oh, I'm sorry if it was conveyed that way. What I meant was that if you eat healthily, your body is better able to fight of disease, infection, viruses, and you look better. Exercise boots the self esteem, and makes you a lean, mean fighting machine! Lol. Not cut down on eating, because eating is super important, eating enough is so important. Not eating enough is really bad.
Sorry..
-FunnyCide
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how do you boost your self-esteem? mainly about your body image. i've been having a lot of trouble with my body image =\, and i don't know what to do. whenever i eat i regret eating. when i pinch my stomach i have about 4 inches of fat (and thats standing up!).. i try to keep myself away from food, but then that's all i think about & i eat alot.
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Ok, sweetheart! That's not fat! I am almost five feet tall (I'm 3/4 on an inch too short..) and I weigh probably.. 20 pounds less than what you're saying you weigh. Ok, you're not fat! I'm not either. You sound like you're about to have (or are in the first stages) of an eating disorder - anorexia.
Most girls don't know this, but women naturally have more body fat than guys do! God made us this way. I don't understand it, but I know it comes in handy when swimming in really cold water. (ha ha)
Another thing that most girls don't know - if you don't eat breakfast within two hours of getting up, your sugar level drops so low that you crave food all day! So, eat breakfast, don't be ashamed! Even something like a banana will do the job. A bowl of healthy cereal is good too. But, a balanced breakfast consisting of wheat, dairy, protein, and a fruit is the healthiest thing for you. But, if you're like me, you don't have time to eat all that every morning! So, if you have time to eat a peice of toast, a handful of grapes and down eight ounces of milk, you're good to go. If you like peanut butter, but that on the toast and then you've covered the basic food groups!
When you're eating lunch, maybe try to eat a low fat turkey sandwich on wheat bread. (though, if you don't like lunch meat, it doesn't work) A peanut butter and preserves sandwich on wheat bread is very healthy too. If you notice, I said preserves. This is because jelly has so much saturated fat and sugar that it's not healthy at all! Drink milk at lunch if possible, but water is a good alternitive.
Eat a balanced supper of protein, dairy, veggies, fruit, and wheat. If you'd like, eat a small portion of dessert too. Try not to eat close to bed time, this makes it harder for you to sleep.
Ok, so now we've got eating right covered, but what about exercise? This is a key part too. If you walk a mile a day, you'll feel better about yourself. As you get stronger, you can jog that mile, run it, and add miles to it. But never, I repeat NEVER exercise with out stretching properly. I know it's a pain, but it's worth it. It hurts alot worse if you don't stretch!
Sleep. If you don't get enough sleep your body doesn't work right. For a teenager, 9-12 hours of sleep is good. Sleep on a firm mattress (your back might hurt otherwise) in a dark room with air circulating. Many people recommend sleeping with the door closed because this lowers the chance of a fire killing you. If you do sleep with the door closed, turn on the fan or open a window so there is air circulating.
Now, we've got healthy eating, sleeping, and exercising habits covered, now self esteem. You'll feel better about yourself when you're exercising and getting enough sleep. Wear clothes that fit your body, not too tight - that will make you self conscious. Write a list of things that are nice about yourself - no negative things allowed! Here's an example:
-pretty eyes
-nice hair
-fun personality
you get the idea. Pray about this! God wants to hear! I hope this has helped you
-FunnyCide
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So im making a bet with a friend, and if i win i get to make her do soemthing completely non sexual (and i do mean completely) and im at a loss, cant come up with anything. while your answering feel free to make suggestions for her as well, shes having trouble too. (link)
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heh, heh, heh.. fun!! I hope this is gonna be good! Here are some good, fun, kindof embarrasing ideas!
-Wear mismatching clothes all day in public
-While at the mall, walk up to a guy or man, who is married or has a girlfriend, get down on one knee, and ask him to marry you
-Eat a hotdog covered in chocolate syrup (add peanut butter if you don't think this is gross enough)
-Go to a neighbors house and ask for one icecube
-Wear a bathing suit, coverup, sunglasses and flipflops to a grocery store/mall and purchase a beach ball/bouncy ball
-Go to a neighbors house and ask if you can brush their dogs teeth (if you want it to be funnier, make sure they don't have dogs!)
-Find a random person on the street and ask them what brand of deoderant they wear, what toothpaste they use, and if they have showered in the last twenty-four hours
-Go to a grocery store and ask if you can purchase five grapes (only five though!)
-Go to a pet store at the mall and touch every animal there (if possible, that means all of them - snakes, lizzards, rabbits..)
-Make soup with water from a toilet (make sure the toilet is really good and clean!.. this one's very harsh though)
-find an advice columnist on Advicenators, write them questions in their inbox daily, proclaiming true love (make sure it's no one you know)
-Walk to a neighbors house, one shoe and one sock on, one shoe and one sock off, and ask if you can borrow a blue sock (any color will do, but I picked blue lol)
-Lick every doorknob in both of y'alls houses (this is gross..)
-Run in front of your crushes/boyfriend's house, yelling, "RUN, RUN, RUN! THE ATTACK OF THE KILLER MOTHS IS UPON US!!!!!!!" several times. Make sure the guy is there, though!
-Take a plastic cup, poke two holes in the sides of it, thread string through them, and make the loser wear the cup as a hat all day at school, the mall, whatever.
-Wear one flip-flop and one high boot all day - in shorts!
-Make a list of clean words that are pretty random (banana, computer, pencil, monkey, etc.) and make up a story using those words. Then you have to tell 5 (or more) random people that story
-Take a computer mouse with a cord, tie it around your neck (not too tight, just so it stays on), put a sign on your back that says "My mouse is mad at me!" and wear it in public all day
-Make a collage of candy/food wrappers on paper, then tape that to your shirt and wear it all day in public
-Tape pencils to the side of your face and wear them in public all day
-Stand in an elevator and hug everyone that comes into the elevator
-Make signs and protest, loudly but peacefully, about there being too many people and the trees not getting enough air, or people shouldn't walk on sidewalks because it kills ants.. etc.
-Ask twenty people what the number for "9-1-1" is
-Order food at a fast food resturant, but make a big deal about your imaginary friend not knowing what she wants.. and take a really, really long time in your imaginary friend deciding what to eat
-Stand in a public place and sing nursery rhyme songs (Mary had a little lamb, Row, row, row your boat, Twinkle, twinkle little star etc.) for thirty minutes, if people throw coins at you, the winner gets to keep them
-Go on a scavenger hunt, but you have to ask people for the things on your list. (if you need a tube of chapstick, walk up to a peorson and ask if you can have their chapstick - you can't buy anything or own it - you have to "borrow" it from someone)
-Dress up like an angel, complete with wings, halo, tunic, harp and go to the mall
-Dress up like a clown, wear a big, colorful wig, and paint your face all different colors. Wear colorful clothes and shoes that are too big
-Be a mime all day - in public! No talking allowed!
-Drop a pen and wait for someone to pick it up, then scream "DONT TOUCH THAT! It's mine!" 20 times in an elevator
-Ask fifteen random people if they have a multi-colored highlighter that you can borrow
-Go to a doughnut shop, and ask for a chocolate, sprinkled doughnut. When you recieve the doughnut, sit on the floor cross-legged and announce loudly that it doesn't have enough pink sprinkles (do this at every place that has doughnuts for sale at the mall)
-Any time someone of the opposite sex (guys) trys to talk to you, hold up your hand police-officer style, and say, "Look, I know what you're going to ask me, so, NO. For the last time, I will NOT go out with you!"
-When you sit down at a resturant to eat lunch (loser pays) insist that you have imaginary friends, and they need chairs too
-At a resturant, repetedly send back your order to have changes made to it, insisting that it's not how you ordered it, or that's not what you ordered
-Whenever someone says the word "but" (any commonly used word will do) bark like a dog, meow like a cat, or croak like a frog
-Sit in a parked car at a mall, with sunglasses on, and whenever someone walks by, point a dark colored hair dryer at them to see if they stop.
-Sit in a parked car at a mall, with sunglasses on, and whenever somoene walks by, point a huge, multi-clolored water gun at them to see if they stop
-Open up the phone book, call 20 random people, and tell them the number for your local Publix (or leave a message - any grocery store, resturant etc. will do)
-Buy alot of ment flavored dental floss, then procede to sit in the floor and lick the flavor off of the dental floss
-Skip everywhere, no walking allowed all day, in public
-Ask 15 random people what color their shirt is (or, if you want to be invasive, ask what color their underwear is!)
I think that's enough for now... boy was this a fun question to answer! I hope y'all have a good time and that this helped you!
-FunnyCide
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My boyfriend and I have been dating for 9 months. I care about him so much, but I am a Christian and he is a Catholic. I've tried to get him to come to church with me because I want him to be saved SO badly. I know all of it is in the Lords hands and that I need to continually pray for him. Is there anything else I can do to get him to come to church with me? He knows how important God is in my life (we talked about it many times) but I don't think he understands. With him being Catholic and all I don't really think he quite understands that you need to have a personal realtionsip with Christ and I've told him that before as well. He doesn't like talking about religion, but I do. He doesn't tell me very much about his religion and I ask him questions to know more about it, but he always says "I don't want to talk about it now," It hurts when he says that because it's like hes pushing something away or hiding something even when he knows that this is SOOO important to me. Is it time that I break up with him and just leave it to God or is there something else I could do? Please Help. (link)
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Wow, this is a toughie..
What you're doing is called 'Missionary Dating'. There isn't anything really 'wrong' with this, but there is a chance of you lacking in your faith, or becoming discouraged. Though, this seems a little less likely to happen because he's a Catholic, but his faith is different, and I would consider it in vain. I, personally, would sit down, tell him that I had to talk to him about faith right now, and that's that. And if he says that he doesn't want to, then tell him that you've got to, there's no other way, and it's now or never. That should get his attention. Talk to him about it, what you think, what he thinks, endure it all... and if nothing works and he wont listen, let him go. I would probably let him go anyway, just because he's not a Christian influence in your life, and that's SO important. Your boyfriend plays a huge part in your life, and it's not in a place where you've got room to mess up, if you know what I mean. Talk to your youth pastor, pastor, Sunday school teacher or whatever to get some ideas from them. They may be able to help you more. Pray hard, my friend, pray without ceasing!
I hate to say it, but it sounds like your boyfriend knows your right, but doesn't want to admit it to his girlfriend. This may be wrong, but from what you've said... yeah.
I'm not sure what else I can do to help you. Sorry..
-FunnyCide
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