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i know this sounds stupid but what is a bonfire? my friend is having a bonfire at her party and i dont know what it is. plz help (link)
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Ya know, there's this great new site---what was it called? Dictionary.com I think! Ok sorry about that, but it really should be a first resource. I quote dictionary.com :
A large fire built outdoors, as for signaling or in celebration of an event.
Hope I helped!!!
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i know this is not the best question to ask, but i was wondering if there is a racist word for turkish people. its not to diss a turkish friend of mine, its just that im turkish, and i was just wondering..
a lot of races have a racist name for them, and i was wondering if turkish people do too. all 5's. (link)
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Hmm, this one could be kinda tough. Well, no, I lied. Turkey is probably the only one. Just say some weird adjective before it, to get something like "$#@!ty turkeys!" Or something completely ridiculous, like in Monty Python and the Holy Grail---the French Taunter =D Hope I helped!
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i have a question for the guys:
do you like it better when a girl just straight up says i like you? or would you rather just ask the girl out yourself because i really like this guy and he knows who i am and everything but im afraid that if i tell him that there will be an awkard vibe and he wont like me back and things wont be the same. what should i do? (link)
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This may just be personal, but I hate making a move. I'd prefer it if she were to ask me out. You remember those little kid Grammar Rock videos? Remember the one with Mr. Morton, and how Mr. Morton is the subject of the sentence, and what the predicate says, he does? One of the last lines of that song is how Pearl proposed to him. I quote: "Who says women can't propose?" People always say, the guy asks the girl out. Hell, ask him out! Say that you like him straight-out! It'll make him soooo happy!
As for asking him out, everyone tells me to write a note, so I guess that works, but what I did was I asked her out on the web. As for rejection, it's the worst feeling in the world, but it's short. It's either that, or have "does he like me?" lingering above your head forever. And ever. And it'll be hell on earth. Hope I helped, good luck!
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I am often called evil for being an atheist. Why is it that christians who supposedly want to spread good will have no problem calling me an immoral godless person? (link)
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DISCLAIMER: I AM IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM RESPONSIBLE FOR ONE'S CHANGE IN RELIGION. DON'T BOTHER SUING ME.
I hate those weird guys who call me weird for being agnostic. I would be Aethiest, but then I'd get kicked out of the Boy Scouts XD Anydangways, some people are extremely Christian and refuse to believe that there possibly be no God, and that God definitely exists as told in the Bible. Well, science proves it false. When I tell them that, their response is "Screw the science, God exists." If God created everything, what created God?
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is it posible to prove that you exist? and i mean "exist" not "are alive".
if yes please do so couze this dam question is anoying me, its stuck in my head
and yes i know its a philosophical question that may not have a right or wrong answer but still (link)
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Studying metaphysics, eh chap? I did a bit of philosophy last year... except all I can remember is that Saint Exupery wrote The Little Prince, and Descartes was the guy who said "I came, I saw, I conquered." And of course Darwin is unforgettable, if he counts.
No, I do not find it possible to prove metaphysics false. One time when my dad was in college, this guy was obsessed with metaphysics, and in order to prove him wrong, he just punched him lightly. Of course, this really does not matter, because theoretically, my dad could also be ethereal, and he was only imagining the pain. One time my little sister was watching Teen Titans in the same room as I was doing my homework, and apparently they had been fighting this guy so much that he remained ethereally in their minds and they imagined him beating them up, and they got real wounds. In conclusion, it is impossible to prove that you really truly do exist. But don't take my word for it, I only took like a quarter-semester at a middle school, maybe high school level of philosophy. I noticed Saint Gasoline replied, he usually knows what he's talking about.
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what are some funny/cheesey pick up lines? (link)
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Haha, never use pick-up lines unless you're going for the intentionally stupid ones that show that you're funny. My personal favorite is you bring a screw in your pocket wherever you go, and when you see someone you like, hold it out in front of them and say, "Wanna screw?" =P My sister's favorite is "Hi... erm... I like your---umm... forehead? No, that's not right... where's that book? Augh! Ok, let's see... your eyebrows are really attractive? No, that's not it! (Start hitting yourself on the forehead) Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" And my Boy Scout troop Senior Patrol Leader happens to like (for those of you who don't care about cursing) "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Short, sweet, and to the point =P Check out goodquotes.com it has everything! Hope I helped!
Edit::I think one time I got an eCard called Mr Cheesy Sleazy Pickup Guy... he had his own jingle! "He's cheesy. He's sleazy. He makes you feel all queasy, Mr. Cheesy Sleazy Pickup Guyyyyyy!!!" Try doing a google search for that!
Edit::If you say the old ones in a funny way, it might work. Just go up to someone and say in a completely deadpan voice, "What's your sign?" Or something like that. Hope I helped!
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Why do advicenators let people cuss when they are asking a question or an answer. ??? (link)
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I quote Cheat Commandos, Episode 4: Movie Night from homestarrunner.com (yers I know a very reliable source) when I say "Why, I can even swear and cuss myself. Ahem---Diaper biscuits!" Everyone has their own thoughts on proper words and what cussing is. For example, my 9-year-old sister thinks that damn and hell are cusses, whereas I believe that they are just slightly rude. I still use them a lot. So some people may not think that the F-word, etc. are too bad. Also, some poeple are just so angry that those are the only words to describe their current feelings. Then there's those jerks who just curse at everyone for no apparent reason =P Hope I helped!
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I don't know what you would put this under. but I am in a crisis people. haha I have to babysit a 2 year old on Saturday with my dad who wouldn't care if he got run over by a truck. The child is wild. He is my nephew and I have to baby sit him for 5 hours. 7:30am to noon. What can I do to keep him under control. Sorry if this is a stupid question but I am nerved wreched. No smart remarks either/ thanks in advance.
13/f. Neika (link)
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Ouch. This is like when my friend's mom had to babysit little 5 year old John Stamos from Full House (twenty years before he was a star) and he was the wildest guy in the world. One job, and boom. No mpore sitting for John. I'd call her to ask what she did if I weren't supposed to be doing my homework right now---I mean... er... the phone lines are down or something like that. Or I have cholera. Something like that. But whatever. Try telling your uncle that you can't sit for him because he's too wild. Or if you have no conscience (people with no consciences are evil!) then you could make movie plans with your b/f or best friend and then claim that you've had those plans for weeks. Actually, no, even people without consciences would start to feel guilty. Go with the first one and be honest. That's all I can say... I'm sorry I couldn't help more. Good luck, hope I helped!
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I just found out that one of my best guy friends likes me...I don't feel the same about him,but I have no idea how to tell him other than "i dont like you" and thats kinda mean *lol* I'm also afraid it will be awkward around him, any ideas how to make sure it's not? (link)
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I know you're thinking, "What the crap? I asked this two months ago, why the hell are people still answering this?" I guess you've already solved this problem, but just for future reference, I think I can help. I told one of my best friends that I liked her, and she was in the same exact situation as you.
Aight. First of all, "I don't like you" is definitely mean. Don't say that, as I'm sure you've already guessed =D But don't overdo it either. The reply e-mail (I was too shy to ask her out in person) was just every other word: sorry. I scroll down to the P.S., and it was just "sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry" for like fifteen lines. I know it gets the point better. And yes, it did make it seem less harsh. But then it was just kind of... I don't know. In retrospect, I really don't see why you shouldn't overdo it. Go ahead! =P
And yes, it is awkward. Now whenever I see her, instead of being playfully hit over the head with a notebook ("It's all your fault!" she would say. On a daily basis. "We're through!"). No more of that. Instead, it's just "Hi." And then we just proceed with our classes, and we pretty much ignore each other... and it's really weird. Try starting a conversation, whenever we can get a conversation going well, we can talk, but in the halls and etc. we just... I don't know, really. I'm at a loss for words. OK sorry, I'm ignoringyou and wasting your time. In closing, try to say "Look, *name*, I know what it's like to have a heartbreaking rejection and all, but I just don't you like that. You're one of the coolest guys I've ever met, and I hope we can just stay friends." That's pretty much the message I got, most of it word-for-word. Hope I helped, good luck!
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I want to be something for halloween that NO one here can ever think of. I am 13/f and I want to kinda stand out from the rest of the cround. Like I want to dress up as someone for EX the Dukes of Hazzard. i am too fat to be Daisy. So What? I know its early but just wanted some ideas! Thanks! (link)
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Well, I've never heard of the Dukes of Hazard, but I can give you other costume tips. I know that I've got the next two years planned out... this year, I'm White Spy from Spy v Spy; and next year, I'm gonna be the Charlie Brown Ghost, with holes everywhere and a whole crapload of rocks in my bag. You could also try to be someone you look like; one year, I was Harry Potter because I look EXACTLY like him. Or, look at some of your favorite movies: for example, if you happen to like the Rocky Horror Picture Show, you could easily dress up as Dr. Frankenfooter. Ooh, you could try to be someone from Monty Python! Like King Arthur or Mr. Creosote! Yeah, that's a good one! Hope I helped, good luck!
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How can i become a mod on here? (link)
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Check out http://www.advicenators.com/mod.php?mode=makeme It's the "Make me a mod" page". Though it does have certain requisites: you can't have been banned within the last 6 weeks; you must have a rating above 4; you must have been a member 30 or more days; you must have updated your column within the last week; and you must have been rated at least 5 times in the last week. Good luck, hope I helped!
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JON JON JON JON JON JON JON!
I can't get him out of my head!
I'm going to ask him out online.
But I dont know when to like do it.
Like the second I IM him I know Im not going to say,
"will you go out with me??"
So how deep into the convo should I get to ask
him out? or I'll ask a friend for me too do it?
should I ask for him?
or should a friend ask for me?
and do guys like it when friends ask for you?
=) I'll rate (= (link)
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Haha, I was in the same exact situation! Except for I'm a guy. Thinking about the girl. What I did, was after she knew that I loved her for about a month, I started dreaming about her, and after I dreamt about asking her out, I knew it was time to ask her out in real life. So I e-mailed her =P Turned out, she just liked me as a friend, but that's not the point. Ask him out ASAP! Hope I helped, good luck!
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okay...i just got out of a relationship and it ended very badly. i fell in love with him and hes been saying very mean things to me and im finally over him completely. theres this other guy that im friends with and ive been thinking about him a whole lot and im really starting to like him and hes really nice and hes got such a great personality. im just scared to fall for someone like i did last time and get hurt and go through all this again..even though i do trust this guy that i like. should i go for it or keep waiting? (link)
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Go for it. It sounds like it would make him very happy. And I'm probably not saying this just because I either did or didn't tell one of my best friends that I liked her and she may have just happened to have gotten out of an unfortunate relationship that could have ended badly, and I'm certainly not saying this just in case you are that girl and I most definitely am NOT incinuating that you should say yes as a personal safety factor.
OK sorry about that, just had to get it out of my system. Anydangways, go for it. If you feel that you can trust him, you should go for him. If he's nice and has a great personality, he's perfect! If he's ever asked you on a date, say yes!!! If not, call him up this instant and ask him out!!! I'm sure he *cough* would love it!!!
Hope I helped!
-Dakmor
Edit:: Ever hear that song "Listen To Your Heart" by D.H.T.? You should, it can really help at times! What I reccomend doing is finding a song that best fits what you're feeling; when I was feeling all crapped out one time due to love, I just found The Longest Time by Billy Joel and realized that he wasn't singing it---I was.
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this is written like its for a guy but girls can answer if they switch it around
lets say you like this girl rite
but she doesnt like you
she found out you like her but she told you you guys should just b friends rite now because she doesnt rlly kno you that well
ypu said ok wutever but you were really thinking "oh my gosh, this sucks but now i have to think about how to get to kno her really well so shell like me"
so now in skewl the next day (after she found out you like her) its awkward
but the next day you flirt with her but she doesnt flirt with you
or talks to you or nething
then you find out she likes another guy
but yur still flirting nd shes not doing a thing
would you get over her or would u keep trying to get to kno em??
thanks mwa bye (link)
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HOLY $#@! I'm feelin the same thing! Except for the bottom 3 lines, everything you said is happening to me! What I reccomend doing is... er... what I did was... honestly, I don't know. I was going to tell you to do what I did, but what I did was I came to advicenators... let's see, what did the other advicenators tell me to do? Try meditating... that's what one guy said... someone else said to try and get over her... but that doesn't work very well... try meditating, and maybe asking her out to give it a try? Keep gettin' to know em! Don't get over her if she feels like the one! As they said in that Power Rangers thing from when we were four... "may the power protect you!"
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hey this is kinda embarassing but im 18 and im a virgin! most girls my age have lost there virginitys at age 14! i feel so lonley and left out! so i lie and say im not! its not that i cant find someone its just that im so picky! i want it to be special and want to be in love! wat should i do? should i lose it with some guy i dont know? or wait for the special one? and is this wiered? i really need some advice! i lie to so many ppl and i feel bad! i want to be honest with my friends but im to embarassed!
-HELP
babyll873 (link)
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Mate, your friends are screwed in the head. 14 years? Seriously!
Anydangways, thre ain't nuttin' wrong with that. Personally, I don't intend to finger, play, mess, or have fun until I'm married! Which will probably be college or after! There's nothing wrong with being a virgin, you're definitely not weird! Tell them to mind their own business, it's nothing to be embarassed about!
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can someone help me out why do good things happen to bad people ? (link)
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Ooh. I notice this is in the Love Life catergory. I think I know what you're talking about. So if I'm wrong and it wasn't supposed to be a Love Life question, feel free to give me a 1 if you please, it would mean I wasn't technically answering your question.
Since you didn't specify a gender, I'll just say you're a girl. Anyway, what you're trying to say is that you (liked, had a crush on, loved) a guy, but so did some (slut, biotch, jackass). That guy went for the (slut, biotch, jackass). Right? Well, he went for her for one reason: he was a jock, I bet. Jocks always go for the preppy, popular sluts & biotches. It's just the way of the stereotypes. If he wasn't a jock, I'd have to say that he wasn't really feeling it with you, but he had feelings with the (slut, biotch, jackass). I'm reallllly sorry. But if he was that cruel, he obviously wasn't good enough for you anyway! He doesn't deserve to get a girl! Keep livin' on. As they said in Bye Bye Birdie, you've "got a lot of livin' to do." Hope I helped, good luck!
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One of my dad's friends gave me a Texas Instruments TI-82 graphing calculator but no user guide to go along with it. I was doing some math homework and one of the equations had a base number then a exponent of 3. On the calculator I can only find the button to make the exponentto be a 2, how do I tell the calculator I want the number to the third power, besides typing in the number 3 times. thanks for any help and yes I did go to the product site and look at the user guide but it didn't help (link)
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You know the carrot symbol? Shift-six on your computer? ^ Well that's calculator language for "to the power of" so for example 7 to the 8th power on the calculator is 7^8.
Also: there should be a 2nd function button on your calculator, in the upper-left corner? Press that to activate the smaller symbols above the buttons, and that way you should be able to get the X cubed button! Hope I helped!
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hi. ok so i like this guy, he found out, he doesnt like me as much but he likes me as a friend. since he found it its been a little more awkward like he doesnt flirt AT ALL nemore but i do still a little. he likes his X (she broke up with him) should i give it time or get over it? he doesnt dig me rite now though for sure. (link)
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Three words: Start a conversation. Be friendly. Ask him to a movies. Girls are allowed to ask guys out, no matter what they say. I guess this was more than three words.
Ok, sorry, I completely took that joke from Strong Bad. BUt still, I think you should ask him to a movie, and keep with conversations. And I'm feeling the same way, last year one o' my best friends, she's completely hyper, we used to joke around a lot, but after I told her that I like her, we've been a lot quieter around each other... which really sucks. It's a lot harder to find conversations with people you like than with your friends? Seriously, we've been having the most pathetic conversations on AIM lately. Ok, sorry for the sidetrack. Movies, conversation, friendly. I guess that's the three words from before. Good luck, hope I helped, donate to Hurricane Katrina victims, no nukes can save the whales, etc etc etc, this is Dakmor, signing out!
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Hey well theres this boy Ryan, hes kind of popular and stuff and im not really popular but im friends with some of the people so im kidna of "cool" stupid but whatever.. so some of the popular jocks just are dicks and dont like me, im sure everyone knows what i mean. well Ryans in my spanish class so i left him a comment on his picture on myspace, and he IMed me on aim and said hey thanks for the comment and i said yup no problem. later on he IMed me and didnt say anything he just said I LOVE YOU and i was like who doesntt ( thinkin it was his assholefriend) and he was like yep haha and i was liek this isnt ryan! and he said yeah it is then put an away message on a couple minutes later. he smiled at me during class the next day and i talked to him online that night and we talked then he ahd to go and said bye see you tmra and then he sed "luv yah" so i was like what the hell?.. i talked to him today and i said maybe we can hangout sometime and he saidd
ryans sn: yeah sure i dont care
ryans sn: just calll me
ryans sn: *** *** **** ( his number)
and i said i dont wanna make you if you dont wanna ! and i gave him my number and he was like ok cool are you goin to the football game tomorrow?
then i had to go and i said byee ttyl and he said bye luv ya.. so what do u think? what should i do because i can be shy expecially when i might think they might be mean or a dick cuz theyre like popular.. if hes at the game tmra what should i do? help pleasee thanks (link)
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Well, if he weren't popular, I'd say that he genuinely liked you. Of course, he is popular, and everyone knows that popular guys are dickheads to everyone except other popular people. Although I suppose you did say that you are popular... yeah, I think he likes you! If he smiled at you, that's a good sign. Besides, who could argue? His name's Ryan! They use that name on soaps! =D Just kidding, the name don't make a difference. But still. He likes you. Definitely. Hope I helped, good luck, donate to Hurricane Katrina victims, no nukes can save the whales, etc etc etc, this is Dakmor, signing out!
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I am running for class president and I just wrote my speech. I need people to not only edit it, but to tell me what they dont like, what they especially do like, what i should take out, and what i should add. Anyone willing to do that?
then please, IM me at gre3neyedxgirlx3 or email me at justxlovelyx3@yahoo.com (link)
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Really, it would be more helpful to post it here, just for the record. Really. It would. But anyway, everyone knows that student government is just a popularity contest. Try putting something about how you'll stop the popularity contests from overruling every 'democratic' voting system in the school? Hope I helped!
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