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pick up lines
what are some funny/cheesey pick up lines?
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I've got some: In the alphabet they should of put "u" and "i" together.
Did you fall from Heaven?
Are you tired because you been running through my mind all day.
Your eyes are so blue I could swim in them.
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven's a long way from here.
Are you O.K.? Because heaven's a long fall from here.
Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he's missing an angel!
Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven?
Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
Excuse me, but I think I dropped something!!! MY JAW!!
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you.
What's your sign?
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns
[Grab the ass] Pardon me, is this seat taken?
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Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?
Is your name Pepsi cause' I've gotta have it.
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!
Hi, my name's {name}. Remember it, you'll be screaming it later tonight!
Did it hurt? (What?) When you fell from heaven ... Did it hurt?
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
Do you wash your pants with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them.
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Did you just fart? because you blew me away!
Is your dad a hunter? because your a fox.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Are you tired? Because you have been running through my head the whole day!
Do you take karate? Because your bodys kickin.
If I tell you your body is Hot, will you hold it against me?
Are you from tennesee? Because your the only ten-I-see.
Haha. I love those. If you need more just let me know. ♥
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my favorite is hey baby got a rasin well how bout a date?
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4 FUNNY/CHEESY pick up lines:
Are your parents retarded? Because you are special.
Did you just fart? because you blow me away.
Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magicaaly delicious.
Will you hold something for me? (put their hand in theirs)
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Did you have Campbell's soup today? (answers yes/no) Because you're lookin' mmm... mmm... good!
If you look that good in clothes, you must look even better out of them.
I'm an army recruiter. Why don't you come over to my place and "be all you can be."
The best part of me is covered up.
That dress would look awfully nice on my bedroom floor...
If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.
(offer guy/girl a screw) Wanna screw?
The word of the day is LEGS. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
Your legs must hurt. You've been running through my mind all night.
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
I lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Are you religious? [Yes.] Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers.
There are 345 bones in the human body, want one more?
Why don't you sit on my lap...and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
If beauty was a crime you would be doing lifetime.
You remind me of bacon, the way you sizzle.
Oh no, I'm choking! I need mouth to mouth, quick!
Excuse me, do you believe in love at first sight or do I have to walk past you again?
Is your daddy a thief? (answer: No)
Then who stole those diamonds and put them in your eyes?
Help, I'm lost. Which way is it to your house?
Your place or mine?
This is your lucky day, because I just happen to be single.
I'd look good on you.
Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us.
What did you say? Oh, I thought you were talking to me.
Be unique and different, say yes.
Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
Want to come see my hard drive? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy.
Don't you know me from somewhere?
Hi, I make more money than you can spend.
I love every bone in your body. Especially mine!
There is much more here than what meets the eye.
You are the reason men fall in love.
Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
Did it hurt? (answer:what?) When you fell from heaven..
Are those fuck me eyes, or fuck you eyes?
Grab them in the ass and ask, "Pardon me, is this seat taken?"
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (answer: No why?)
Because I can sure see myself in your pants!
Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
Can I flirt with you?
Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
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My Favorite:
Are those mirrors on your pants? Cause I can see myself in them!
If I told you, you had a good body would you hold it against me?
haha those are some that my guys friends tell me as a joke..
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Here are a few...
Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only TEN I SEE.
Do you clean your pants with Windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
Do you work for UPS? Because I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out my package.
Excuse me. I am from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.
(Talking to the person) "Call an ambulance!" "WHY??" "Because baby when I saw you my heart stopped."
lol okay thats all.... if you want more go to google.com and type in cheesey pick up lines or funny pick up lines....
Hope I helped!
-PinKkiSs43
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these are lines that my cheesey guy friends say to me
can i barrow a quater i promised my mother i would call hr when i fell in love
can you touch me that way i can say iv been touched by an angle there are so many more
go to google or a search engine and type in cheesy pickup lines thats where they go these good luck love boy problems
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Haha, never use pick-up lines unless you're going for the intentionally stupid ones that show that you're funny. My personal favorite is you bring a screw in your pocket wherever you go, and when you see someone you like, hold it out in front of them and say, "Wanna screw?" =P My sister's favorite is "Hi... erm... I like your---umm... forehead? No, that's not right... where's that book? Augh! Ok, let's see... your eyebrows are really attractive? No, that's not it! (Start hitting yourself on the forehead) Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! Stupid!" And my Boy Scout troop Senior Patrol Leader happens to like (for those of you who don't care about cursing) "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Short, sweet, and to the point =P Check out goodquotes.com it has everything! Hope I helped!
Edit::I think one time I got an eCard called Mr Cheesy Sleazy Pickup Guy... he had his own jingle! "He's cheesy. He's sleazy. He makes you feel all queasy, Mr. Cheesy Sleazy Pickup Guyyyyyy!!!" Try doing a google search for that!
Edit::If you say the old ones in a funny way, it might work. Just go up to someone and say in a completely deadpan voice, "What's your sign?" Or something like that. Hope I helped!
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heres some websites with some..
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and if those two don't work do a google search or a yahoo search HOPE I HELPED
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You might want to check out the following website. There's tons of funny and cheesey pick up lines. [Link](Mouse over link to see full location)
♥ Krissy
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