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would you call the greatest in the world if you absolutely had too? Base it on quality of the music, showmanship, and their overall influence. Also say why you chose them:

-Led Zeppelin
-The Beatles
-AC/DC
-The Rolling Stones
-The Doors
-Metallica
-Pink Floyd
-Nirvana
-The Jimi Hendrix Experience

The Beatles. But one thing to note, they were not bigger than Jesus.

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Ever since i was born i was always the one in the family that didn't fit in. and it's coming close to a year since my mum and dad split..for the past year, i've stuck with my mum and helped her with everything...her divorce sorting out her finances..i've even skipped school to go see her solicitor with her. And whilst that was going on, my brother was doing drugs, smoking, and drinking.
And i guess i can't cope anymore...i try so hard to please my mum, get top grades and help her out, but all she can do is favour my brother over me..my brother practically rules the house, anythings he doesn't agree with has to change and everything he wants to do he does.
So..I'm on the verge on suicide because no-one in my family can give me the time of day and i spend all my day trying to please them.
P.s no matter what happens i am cutting my brother out of my life totally..i don't care about him at all, he's a mirror image of my dad and trust me that isn't a good thing.
Any ideas on what i can do to try and make me stop feeling like this. and don't bloody recommend counselling :|

Commiting suicide will only enlarge your problems infiniity fold dor an enetrnity. This may sound weird but its true. The bible says not to test God and commiting suicide is testing God. The last thing you want to do is to tick off a all-powerful being. So I say screw counciling and get to know the Lord. Go to a pastor or minister and get right with the Lord. Any questions just bow your head and start commiting your sins and asking God for help, He has a lot to give. Youll be in my prayers.

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If it was God's plan to have Jesus die, rise again, etc. etc., why does everyone have an ax to grind with the Jews? And wasn't it Romans that killed Jesus?

Ok, Jewish people belive that Jesus wasnt the Messiah and are still waiting for him to come. Christians belive he was the Messiah and are waiting His second coming. And plus, God didnt want any of this to happen. He planned it to be a sinless world. So, basically its all Adam and Eves fault.

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Which is a better game to buy...

Final Fantasy XII Collector's Edition
or
Gears of War Collector's Edition

Personally, I think GOW is going to be like halo 1 and 2. Its based on them. Like the way you shoot and game play. So I would buy it. Plus, just when you think they make the last FF they come out with another one. So GOW for me. Maybe FF XII for you. But I think GOW Is going to be a super hit.

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Am I the only one alive who thinks it's terrible that kids (13-16) are having sex? I'm only 18, but when I was 13, I was riding my bike and doing karate, not giving blowjobs on the school bus. But thats the norm now, and if you haven't had sex by the time you're 17, you must be ugly or way religeous. What on earth!? Am I the only one disgusted by this trend?

No. You are not. I too think this is wrong. God, in the bible, said pre-maritial sex is a major sin. Kids just don't take Gods word seriously. I believe in sex when your married. Obviously, Im still a virgin. Im 15, I learned how to control my hormones. Unlike like most of the people at my school, dont know how to. Plus, girls who are sexually active are 6 times more suicidal. And guys who are sexually active, its all they want, not a relationship just sex. Its those people who I hate. Even my friends all they can talk about is sex. God still loves them for he created them but dislikes their ways and belifes.

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Where do I start? life is really bad.
I'd kill myself but im a coward.
I've cried myself to sleep every night the past year, i cant say it feels like anyone heard me cry for help or helped me at all.. so where do I go from here with my religion? what do I do? Why is the devil putting me through this (assuming its him) and howcome G0d isnt helping?
help me find answers please.

God will help you just ask him *wink wink* and you will be in my prayers he will help you in ways

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age:13
gender:female

school is starting for me tomorrow and i need some advice on how to take on people who make fun of me.the school i go to is 7-12 graders combined in one school.and theres one perticular guy i can't stand.his name is nick and i used to have a crush on him.but then i found out he was a real jerk.now he makes fun of me saying i wouldn't date you in a million years.and when he would pass me he would make a barfing noise.and he makes fun of me and my bf cause we're such an odd couple.people say he's a freak and everything.he makes very rude remarks about us.and i can't just ignore it cause i've done that before and he doesn't stop.and i want to tell him off but i don't know how.my sister has stuck up for me for years but now i can barely see her so i have to face him alone.what do i do?
sorry this is long.

i would fight back like when he makes a barfing noise stick his finger back in his mouth so that he does throw up or take the detention and punch him in the face or start a rumor who cares if you get him back its all good

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Do guys mind if girls ask them out? Usually, it is the guy who asks the girl so I'm just wondering if it is okay for "her" to ask "him".

its fine but if you get rejected you girls dont get ooohhhhh shot down somebody should go to the hosptial for that burn yeah and if they like you and if the guy is shy its a lot easier

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Im a guy,17,and i'm only 5'6.So do you guys have any idea what age guys stop growing?And what do I take to help my growing? calcium? protien? what type of food should I eat and what exercises should I do?

your done man you stopped like 1 or 2 years a go

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well im not going to do it now but for like future comings, like well i wouldnt know rite but do you shave down stairs for girls like if you did that wouldnt the guy hate that? like whats better? what do you do?

most guys who watch porn see it shaved and most like it that way i like it shaved but some guys like to have all the hair there it depends on the guy

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Ermm.... I'm a 15 year old girl, and when I was 10 my grandma gave me this teddy bear for my birthday. It's very cute, with brownish fur, and little button eyes. And it has a green vest. I named it "Mr. Paddington". Lately, something weird has been happening. Whenever I've been around it I've felt... odd. As though I had a crush on it. Now I'm embaressed to change with it in the room, and at night when I imagine my first kiss, it's Mr. Paddington I imagine having it with. I've told my friends that I'm dating him, but they think I'm joking.... I'm afraid to tell anyone for real, because what if they took him away? I was just wondering if this is normal..... and if I'm allowed to someday marry my teddy bear?

before i ask i wonder if you really liked your grandma and than she died because that could be a reason but maybe that just might be the kind of guy you want quite and listens maybe but i dont know if its healthy

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The other day me and my bf were talking and she said that when she pees sometimes it smells like anomnia or whatever and it stinks? What could that be caused by. I mean she doesn't have stds or anything.

its ok ammonia is naturally in urine so dont worry

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15 / female / Pennsylvania (if that helps with the things-to-put-in-the-box thing)

Hi, I have a penpal from France. We have been sending letters back and forth, and now I want to send a shoebox of American things.

But what kind of things should I put in it?

So far I have:
American Dollar/quarter/etc.
A magazine
Photos

Yeah, that's it. Pretty sad, I know, but I'm clueless. If you could help me think of ideas, that would be great. And I would like it if the objects would have purpose (not like a pack of stickers or stuffed animals).

Thanks a lot!!

You coud put like a bsaeball some pictures of the food we like to eat. some pictures of some of our landmarks ex. Grand Canyon Statue of Liberty Mount Rushmore The Liberty Bell The white House yeah just think of things that we do our disprove some of our superstitions things like that.

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Ok I was wondering if anyone had some very cute screenname ideas that I could use. Something that uses the words "bamm" or "Rad" or something really cute. I`m also a female so I hope that helps thanks ! =] I don`t want anything old that uses words like "eva" & words like that.

imsobammhot
bammimRad
bammbammPWNAGE

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im 15 almost 16 and i am still in a AA-cup bra.

mom is a A-cup, but my sister is a C-cup.

This is completely destroying my life! I have not had a boyfriend cuz' my breasts are tiny now I am old and nobody will want me.

what about breast enlargement?

are there any other wayz i can get someone to love me?

is surgery for enlarging my breasts my best way to get my life back?

i want to have a boyfriend before i get old! am i already too old? none of the boys will want me soon. i am almost 16!

Please HELP ME!

dont worry and your too young to get breast implants not until your 18 but if you only like horny guys who can only think about them for get about them im sure you have a great personallity you dont need breast to lure a guy just a good smile and a colorful personality

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This one is for the guys...

Do you all find freckles cute?

most are cute with freckles but if there are ton its like who left their baby in the sun?

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a 6th grader calls me a demon and i need him to stop. help.

I had this happened to me so i just slapped him on the back really hard and yelled DEMON BE GONE and everytime he said it to me i just did it again plus its funny

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Well, I was dying my hair black a few days ago, & the glove I was using had a hole where my ring finger is. I didn't notice & continued dying my hair.
Now, my finger nail is completely black, & no matter what I do it won't change color.

Is it permenantly like this?
What can I do to turn it back to the original color?

if your hair doesnt stay black ethier will your finger

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Well! I am looking for some ideas. You see my boyfriend always comes over to my house or we go to the movies. IM BORED OF IT! What's something fun we can do! Oh and by the way clubbing is not an option. I live in Miami, Florida if that helps. I just want to have a really fun day and then end it with a romantic tone you know? Please help me out. =/

you could go fishing and say i dont know how to cast will you help me. more than likely this would turn out with memories or romantic tone at the end. but if your not into fishing you could always go and do something random be sparatic like if its hot have a waterballoon fight

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Hey guys..I just wanted to know what you think is better..Being single over the summer or having a boyfriend?

well it depends if you want to. but if it were up to me i would like to have a girl friend over the summer. so yeah pretty much

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