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MY ex boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me because he said he wanted to be alone and needed to "grow up" some. I understand but he wants to be friends, he left me with this and said that he wasnt in any attempt to get my hopes up that he meant this " you are my first love and i want you to be my last" How would you interpret it? (link)
When he said "You are my first love and I want you to be my last" he probably meant that he really likes/loves you, and you were his first love, and he wants you to be the last girl he ever sets sights upon - meaning, he wants to be with you when you are old and gray. :) That's really sweet. It is very good that he wants to "grow up". Sometimes it's hard to do that when you're protected in a relationship, though some people can pull it off. If he wants to take some time off, give him space. Be supportive, listening, kind and be his friend! Stay close to him, know him well. When he's "grown up" enough, he'll let you know. I think he wants to be with you as long as he can, but he knows that he's got to grow up and prepare for the future. You didn't say how old you are, or how old he is, but if he's in his late teens (16-19) then he probably realized that he needs to take time off to learn to be a good supportive father and provider. One day, that boy is going to get married and have kids. He needs to know how to raise and protect and provide for a family, and all he was saying is "I need a little time to know how to do the things that will be important later on. Give me some time, and I'll come back to you. Don't worry." He loves you. That's incredibly truthful and romantic. Stay strong, don't give up on him. I wouldn't suggest going out with other guys during this period of time that you're waiting, because you'll get your heart broken and break his. He will think that you're uninterested in him, and that's not what you want, is it?
-FunnyCide


whats a url? (link)
A URL is a Uniform Resource Locator . It's the address to a website. It's a link from one page to another. For instance, the URL to this site is:


http://www.advicenators.com/


And the URL to Google is:


http://www.google.com/


The links that show up when you search for something on Google are URLs. They take you from one place on the WWW (World Wide Web) to another.
-FunnyCide


(Church work - Catholic vs. Baptist) You provided the best advice for my dilemma and you were kind and understanding and very tolerant in doing so. I knew no other way to thank you other than this. You sound like a wonderful person. (I, too, have caught some discrepancies between what this church practices and what they preach - but I am tolerant as well and let them have their beliefs as I have mine.) You really wouldn't find nicer people in a church, and I'd like to remain there. I think your advice will help me to do so.
Again, thanks.
Diane (Soquilii) (link)
Thank you for all of the kind things that you have said. I hope that you will be able to solve your dilemma and continue your work at the church. Thank you, again!
-FunnyCide


i feel like im the only person my age that doesnt have a boyfriend. im 14/f and it feels like everyone around me is together. because all year this year ive heard oh my gosh my boyfriend this and oh my gosh my boyfriend that and i was lookin' around and everyone was like holding hands and stuff. i have a few friends who dont have bf's and we feel like we are the only ones.... IT SUCKS! is there anyway i can get a guys attention or should i just wait. is this a thing that everyone is just trying out? ITS SO SCARY ITS ANNOYING! and any guy that likes me is a nerdy guy! its gross...
PLEASE HELP I RATE 5'S IF YOUR ADVICE IS GOOD!
thanks alot (link)
No way are you the only one. I know how you feel, and I know it can suck, but hear me out. Try to wait, okay. I know that it seems like everyone has a boyfriend, and I know how giddy girls can be about having a new boyfriend - hence "oh, my boyfriend this" and "oh, my boyfriend that" But don't worry, they'll get over it. This year was the year I got my first boyfriend, and yep - we're still together. But that's not my point. I know it can be annoying when your best friend won't shut up about her latest boyfriend, or the last thing she did with him - I know, it can be annoying. Don't try to get a guys attention, and don't be "hard to get" either, because ... that's just not attractive. Be honest, kind and fair. If you try to get a guys attention, you will probably wind up looking stupid or slutty. And we both know that's not what you are, right? Just wait it out. Any period of singleness is a gift from God. Make sure your heart is right with Him before pursuing any relationship.


Hey! Are you insulting nerds? I've been called a nerd before! Nerds can be sweet! And if you don't like him, don't sweat it. But if you don't like him because he's labled "Nerd," maybe you should reconsider being his friend. Maybe not his girlfriend, but at least get to know him... or try.


Girls want to have boyfriends at this age, I know it. But you've got to realize that if you're hurrying trying to get a boyfriend, and you just get the first guy that'll go out with you, you'll end up with your heart broken. Don't let that happen to you.
-FunnyCide


I work part time at a Baptist church and like, and am liked by, all the members and pastor. I do babysitting and custodial. They have not pressured me to become a member, but they often invite me to sit in on their bible study and church service, if there are no children. I have sat in on only one service and frequently must sit in on the bible studies, which fly in the face of my own beliefs. I just sit there and smile politely. Recently, I was babysitting in the nursery and they brought around their Baptist Lord's Supper for me to partake. I said 'No thank you,' because I am Catholic. To me, their 'communion' is a farce. I think the pastor, although friendly, suggested the 'communion' be brought to me; he is a former Catholic, now a Baptist minister, and I think it secretly perturbs him that I do not wish to follow in his footsteps. How can I politely but firmly discourage such practice? Saying no thank you seems to have no effect!
I am 57 and female. (link)
I should know that what you say can be true.. depending on the minister. I go to a Baptist church, though some of the things they say and do in that church are ... well, I don't believe is true. For instance : One pastor said that it is non-biblical to ask God for forgiveness of our sins. I found several verses in my Bible (King James Version - KJV) that said that we were supposed to ask God for forgiveness of our sins. When this pastor said this, I went home and read up, and found what he said to be false.
It might irritate that pastor because he was a formor Catholic, now a Baptist, but don't let him get to you. He's just another person who thinks he's "oh, great and wonderful" because he "converted." I find this false as well.


Take this pastor aside, or a secretary, or some other prominant person and tell them quietly that you do not wish to "convert," and you would not like them to offer you things such as communion. Thank them though for being polite and understanding with you, and for the opportunites to sit in on their Bible studies, but tell them you'd rather stick firmly to your Catholic beliefs and do your work as a custodion and nursery worker. Ask them to treat you with understanding and respect. They should, as you are an elder. -- No offense by that statement, but you should be respected because of your age. If they're not willing to give it to you, ask for it. If they still disregard that, maybe you should reconsider your work. Even though you have a simple job as a nursery worker, you should be treated with fairness, kindness, respect and love. They should practice what they preach, eh?
Yep, I'm knockin' on the Baptists here, but sometimes they really don't practice what they preach. I try to, and though I'm not perfect, I don't preach against drinking and then get drunk on the weekends. [not pointing fingers, of course, just as an example]
Continue being polite and say "no thanks" and have a little - but polite - chat with whoever you think needs to hear it most. Don't point fingers, because things have a tendancy to spread around.


Stay strong in your faith. Practice your faith as you believe God is leading you to.


God bless you, sister.
-FunnyCide


Does anyone have any good ideas for a book, for a young teen girl to read on the beach. I need a good summer read. (link)
The Left Behind Series (adults or teens, depending) by Jerry B. Jenkins and Tim LaHay. I've read both series, they're wonderful! The teen series has forty books, the adult series has ten books. The Giver, Gathering Blue, and The Messenger by Lois Lowry. I haven't finished The Messenger , but the first two were magnificent. I read the first two several times each. The She by Carol Plum-Ucci. I'm reading this book. It does have a few swear words, but it's a book set on the coast - if you're going to be on the beach... this might be a good option. (but it is dramatic at times). You could also try The Notebook or A Walk to Remember by Nicholas Sparks. Happy reading!
-FunnyCide


Greetings. I happened to be reading through some questions asked by others and answered by you. One of the questions referred to a girl giving head. You replied that there was no way she had an STD. I would like to note that you also acted as if you were some kind of authority on the matter. In stating this I would like to point out your total and utter ignorance. I cant believe that you gave this absolutely wrong advice to this young girl. Your giving others advice that is absolutely false. Your ignorance to do any research on the topic proves that you have no intelligence. This wouldn't have bothered me on something maybe as trivial as a boyfriend problem or something as cliche' as that. But when it comes to something that has to do with public health, then that should be taken seriously. Idiots like you are what makes this world so fucked up. Your the type of "Christian girl" who thinks your soo smart. always having the right answer. Well your DEAD wrong in this case! Go ahead look it up. Herpes ABSOLUTELY CAN be transmitted through oral sex, or even kissing for that matter. You probably wont know that because you have never been with any one. Oh and im sure its because you want to "wait" till marriage, but you and I both know it's really because your an ugly fat ass. Don't kid yourself dear. Your neither intelligent or attractive. I absolutely despises you with every fiber of my being because of your ignorance. Stop Giving UNFOUNDED ADVICE!!! Please Give me another way to contact you because I cant even begin to express how much of a fuck up you are! PAY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL!!! If you really want to know how STD's can be transmitted how about reading the website for the CDC. RETARD!!! (link)
"Greetings." How polite. Thank you. Frankly, I have done my reasearch, and unless she has a cut in her mouth - which I believe I stated - she can not get herpes. I did not state that she could not get an STD, I simply said herpes. Why don't you stop pointing fingers? When you point, there's always four more pointing right back at you .


"You probably wont know that because you have never been with any one. Oh and im sure its because you want to "wait" till marriage, but you and I both know it's because your a ugly fat a**." - Spelling is essiential, so is grammar.
"Any one" should be 'Anyone.' "im" should be 'I'm.' "your", in this case, should be "you're." "ugly fat a**" I do not look, in any relevance, to a donkey. Maybe I am ugly. That sucks for me. Fat? That I resent. To prevent that, I work out and attepmt a healthy diet. You have no authority to say that aforementioned statement because you have never seen a picture of me, nor will you ever. If we're talking in the terms you accused me of, you're as bad as I am - stating without the facts.


"Your neither intelligent or attractive." You know this ... how? Again, "your" should be "you're" in this case. You absolutely "despises" me? Normally I'd know what you meant, but I have no idea what "despises" means. Oh, you "despise" me? How terrible. But the statement was lost on poor spelling. Why, PAY ATTENTION IN SCHOOL!!!


"Idiots like you are what makes this world so f***** up." Ah, I thought that it was the communists, terrorists, racists, thieves, murderers, rapists, serial killers, sexual assualters and the like who made this world be so screwed up... but I suppose it's just "idiots" like myself who are obviously stupid. Or, it could be the communists, terrorists, racists, thieves, murderers, rapists, serial killers, sexual assualters and the like. Don't think that I haven't seen bad crap in this world. My extended family are all drunks - and absuive/violent drunks at that. They are quite capable thieves, and I'm quite sure that I'm the only one in my family over the age of twelve who is still a virgin - and I plan to stay that way.



Oh, yes. I do have a boyfriend. He is very kind to me. No, I havnen't had sex. And the only way that's going to happen is if I get married. If you don't like that, deal with it. It's your problem, not mine.



And cold sores are not caused by herpes. I have the virus, but it is not because I have had sex/oral sex.


You want to contact me? Okay. E-mail me at

GrassIsRad@yahoo.com

I'm completely serious.


For your information, I'm an intelligent person. There are many, many smarter people than I; but I am doing my best. (unlike others I could mention.) I don't have a "sex ed class" . Why? That is none of your business. I have a life, and that's more than you can say.



Unfortunately yours (untruly, I'm sure),
-FunnyCide


my friend gave head to a guy over spring break which was in april and the day after she got a cold sore and then the next month she got a couple of cold sores, now she doesnt have any cold sores so my questions are. 1. does she have any herpes? 2. how long does it take to get herpes? 3. whenever a cold sore goes away, how long does it take to come bck when u have herpes (link)
Contrary to popular belief, your friend has not contracted a deadly STD called Herpes. I have cold sores, and trust me, I am 100% virgin. Cold sores (or fever blisters) are not caused by having sexual contact with someone who has an STD. In fact, your friend probably couldn't have gotten an STD at all from just "giving head." There was not sexual contact between both parties, thus there couldn't be any possible way of transmitting a disease. In order for someone to contract an STD, they must either have intercourse, or have an open wound (cut, laceration) on their lips, tounge, mouth etc.


"1. does she have any herpes?" -- No. Your friend does not have herpes.


"2. how long does it take to get herpes?" -- if she had (which she does not ) genital herpes, then it could take anywhere from 1 day to 3 months for the symptoms to show up, though she'd have the SDT as soon as she had sex.


"3. Whenever a cold sore goes away, how long does it take to come bck when u have herpes" -- this also depends. Because she doesn't have herpes, there's no telling. It depends on how serious the virus is. It's like a cold virus. Though it never leaves your body, it is not caused by an STD!! I don't get cold sores often, only about three or four a year. Some people get them very often, once a month even. Trust me, all your friend needs is some cold sore medicine from CVS, Wal*Mart, Kroger, Publix etc.
-FunnyCide


there is a girl in school I like but I can't stop thinking about her. we were geting along great but I asked her out and now she won't talk to me. my friend said she liked me for a month but I asked her out again and she stoped. i am obssed with her.

PLEASE HELP!!!!!! (link)
So... uh, what's your question? You gave a great setting, but you didn't ask a question. I'll try and help, though.


Okay, it sounds like the girl is one of these:

- Crazy
- Scared (of a relationship)
- Lost her feelings for you
- Has a boyfriend
- Isn't allowed to date/go out


That's kinda sweet that you're "obsessed" with her; but have you considered the option of ... well, maybe she's not the one for you? I mean, maybe she is, and if she is, you'll get together with her in the end, but if she's not... why waste your time and get your heart broken? Just be careful.


Why don't you talk to her? Girls like it when guys talk to them. Being a girl, I would know this to be true. She might be afraid to start the conversation with you, so you'll have to do that. Talking to her shows that you really do like her enough to pursue a friendship with her! Don't ask her out yet though, that'll turn her off and scare her away. Just be her friend for a while. Treat her the same as you treat other female friends. Don't focus too much attention on her alone, that'll make her feel like you're singling her out and trying to get closer to her. Get a group of guys and girls to go to a movie (making sure she's coming, too!) or hanging out at a bowling alley or something.


She might be afraid of the commitment in a relationship. Or she might not be allowed. Or maybe her best friend likes you and it would be breaking an unspoken rule to go out with you. Believe me, there are alot of those unspoken rules with girls. It is a very important rule not to go out with the boy your best friend (or any friend!) likes. That's always a reason, her parents or religion might not permit her to date, or she might like another boy. There might even be someone threatening her. Who knows? She has her reasons, let them be for now.


Hang out with her and a group (don't single her out). Just be her friend. She might tell you what's going on, or the spark may be rekindled. But I'll tell you one thing for sure: Wait until she seems to like you before you ask her back out. Any sooner than that will only hurt you.
-FunnyCide


I am 13 and a girl who has never had a boyfriend and I think think this is my chance.There is this boy who has gone to mostly every school I have gone to(were in the same grade).But I think he likes me.Its like he has been drooping clues like he stares at me all the time with this serious look on his face,he saved me one time(if thats what you wanna call it)because I was walking and I wasn`t waching where I was going so I was about to bump into the wall then he said somthing to me then that made me look up,and his friend heeps on looking at me.So how do I figure out if he likes me without talking to him and can you give me information on how to tell if a boy likes you.
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Okay, sweetie. For one thing, you're still young. I know there is a lot of pressure on you to have a boyfriend, but don't rush it. If you're not ready, don't do it. Also, don't worry about being the only thirteen-year old who's never had a boyfriend. I just got one this year, and I'd rather you be old and only have one boyfriend than be thirteen and have a new boyfriend every two weeks. (that's also slutty)


Okay, to the heart of the question!


How To Tell If A Guy Likes You


He will drop subtle hints most of the time. He might say, "I miss you," or "Can't wait to see you in science class," perhaps "Maybe we can hang out over the summer," even "Can I call you?" etc. He will most likely flirt a bit, "accidentally" brushing up against your shoulder, hanging out with you more, teasing you in a fun way, complimenting you more, maybe calling, E-mailing or IM`ing you. That's cute that he "saved" you from smashing your face... it was very sweet of him. You might find him looking at you more often and smiling a goofy sort of smile, he'll laugh at your jokes (even if they aren't funny!) and he'll tell you jokes of his own. He'll probably single you out in a group of girls rather than hang with all of them. His friends will probably be really nice to you also.



Okay, so you want to know if he likes you, but you don't wanna ask him. Get a friend of his to tell you, or get your friend to ask him. Write him an anonymous note. That's all I can think of.


Sorry if this wasn't much help...
-FunnyCide


do girls like it when guys write poetry for them? cuz i wanted to do something different this time and iono if she will liek it, i really try, but its really cheesy. =/ (link)
That'd be sooo sweet! I know that just about any girl with any sense would appreciate that! Even if it is cheesy, that shows you care. :) And showing you care is super awesome. I bet she'd really, really like it. I can almost promise that even if it's the worst poetry in the whole world, if you wrote it especially for her, she'll love it. Trust me, that's awesome. And if you wanted to get some "good" poetry (and give her yours!) then you could find some sweet love poetry on the internet, plus yours, and put it on some nice paper either typed or in nice handwriting and give it to her. That's really sweet, really nice, and it shows you really love her. It's okay if it's cheesy. Cheesy is in the eye of the beholder, just as beauty is. Trust me, if you give it your all and tell her how you feel in song or verse, she'll appreciate it.
-FunnyCide


what are the benefits of waiting for marriage? for those of you that are, whats your reason? it could go either way so let me know what you think. (link)
Benefits:


- It's that much more special for your first time when you're with the man (or woman) you're going to spend the rest of your adult life with.
- You're not going to give or get an STD, HIV, or AIDs nor will you be ashamed of getting pregnant - that's what happens to married couples.
- It's very emotionally damaging for a girl if you have sex with a boy and he breaks up with you.
- You don't have to worry about using a condom or birth control. (it's an option, but not required as a safty hazard.)
- It's Biblically correct to wait until marriage
- You don't have to worry about your parents flipping out because you're pregnant or have an STI, STD, HIV or AIDs.


I'm waiting. There are many things that I'm waiting for. There are somethings that I'm just doing because it will make it that much more special, such as I'm not wearing rings until I get an engagement ring. I'm not going to have sex until I'm married and I can make that commitment. Right now, I can't. I'm not old enough to get married, I can't make that physically intimate commitment. When I get married, the first man that I will be physically committed to will be my husband. I will not get an STD, an STI, HIV or AIDS because I will be a whole virgin. There is only one way that I could lose my virginity before marriage - and that's if someone rapes me. And I will fight that until ... well, as long as I can.



I think that it is an extremely good idea to wait for marriage because of the emotional aspects as well as the physical and moral aspects. It's just not as special if you've done it many times, and think about the effects it can cause on your body, mind and spirit. It's soo much more special if you wait - think about it, you know that you've given your whole self to one person, rather than giving a small part of yourself to him. That's like saying, " I'll give part of me to him, and part of me to him, and part of me to him, and you can have whatever is left. " I don't think that's very comforting.


Now you know how I feel. Please consider all of this.
-FunnyCide


my friend, who i have a crush on seems to like me. hell just starting eating my food w/ like the saem fork or hell drink from my water bottle. i also caught him looking down my shirt the other day. but whenever his other friend ((whose a girl)) comes, hes like all over her. maybe he just thinks were really good friends ((which we r, but i wish we were more))? wut do u think. . . (link)
Don't get your hopes up. I hate to be the one to burst your bubble, but this guy sees y'all as good friends - nothin' more. Eating your food, drinking your water - that's just him saying "Hey, we're good enough friends that I can take your food and I know you wont get mad at me." About him looking down your shirt... well, that's just kindof weird, but I've been around plenty of guys who will do that. Trust me... a guy doesn't have to "dig you" to want to look down your shirt. Especially when they're drunk. (I'm not saying he was drunk, I'm just saying that a drunk man will definitely look down your shirt if you let him.) If you don't like him lookin' down your shirt, wear shirts that don't ... sag. (or whatever they do.)


Sweetie, he probably likes that other girl. Maybe I'm wrong... there's a chance that he does like you, too, but he likes her more.



I think you ought to tell this guy that you like him as more than a friend. Tell him that you don't wanna disrupt your friendship, but you thought that he ought to know. You've got to be honest with him and hope he'll return the same favor to you.


Maybe I'm wrong, but is this guy kindof flirty? It sortof sounds that way, but maybe he's not and it's just my imagination.


Like I said, you've got to tell him... he'll never know otherwise, and you'll never know if he likes you otherwise. Best wishes!
-FunnyCide


i get bored sometimes cause ive answered all the qustions and no new questions come up for like an hour. Why is this?
ps.. if you give me a good answer ill rate high (link)
Why do you get bored? Because:


-There's nothing to do
-You've done everything you can do
-You're too lazy to find something else to do
-You don't care enough to find something to do
-You're physically enable to find something else to do [ see the pattern? ]



Why don't more questions come up? Because they have to be checked by the L2 mods before they come to the regular questions page. If a moderator (L1, L2 or L3) asks a question, it will show up immediately, it doesn't go through the L2 screening process.


http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?f=9


That will help you understand it more.
-FunnyCide


Edit: Harsh? No way. I'm honest and you asked kinda a dumb question. Sorry. If you'd read the FAQ you would've had to ask that question. That's why the FAQ is there: Frequently Asked Questions. Ya.


my birth details
name: charu
sex: female
dob: 01-01-1975
status: married since 6 years
place of bith: jhansi, India
time: 13: 42 pm wednesday afternoon

QUESTION: 1_) WILL I EVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE ? IF UR ANSWER IS YES LET ME KNOW THE MONTH AND YEAR OF CONCEPTION ALONGWITH THE SEX OF MY CHILDREN
2) BIF U CAN TELL ME PLEASE THEN LET ME KNOW WHETHER IT WILL BE A NATURAL CONCEPTION OR ATEST TUBE CHILD?

TYHANKS
REPLY SOON
REGARDS
CHARU (link)
Charu,
There isn't a way that we can know for sure that you'll be able to conceive a child or give birth. Yes, we could assume that you'll be able to, but we don't know the sex of your children or if it would be a "test tube" child. My assumptions would be that you should be able to conceive naturally, and a natural (or C-Section if you prefer) delievery. When you're pregnant, you can go to the doctor and get an ultrasound to see what sex your baby will be. You must love your baby no matter if it is a boy or a girl.


The month and year of conception? Er... whenever you decide you want to have a baby. It could be June, 2005 or maybe December, 2010. Whenever you decide that you're ready to be a mom, and your husband is ready to be a dad, that is when your baby will be conceived.


You should be able to conceive naturally unless your husband is infertile. If so, then you can try medications or you can have a "test tube baby". I don't agree with that, though. You could adopt a child, of course. I think that would be very rewarding, to save another childs life. But that is your choice.
Best wishes,
-FunnyCide


so i told this guy i liked him on my space... this is what i said...
I like you...if you havent noticed.
And its fine if you dont like me.
There are many reasons why you wouldnt.
And reasons that you would.
I just want to know if you do or not cause..
i dunno just cause....
Its just good to know these things.
I know you probally wont get this till like tomarrow night.
You know in my profile where it says "Always tell someone how you feel about them;
you will feel much better when they know. "
I dont think imma feel better just more vulnerable and unsure and scared....
Just reply if you do or if you dont....
Just wondering..

and this is what he wrote back .....

WOW... yea thats kinda hard 4 a girl to do- especially if i dont really show u that i like u. its kinda late but better late than never -right? A part of me does like you
but..... you probly thought that was coming
but there are other reasons
that are keeping me from really tryin to get with u. im sorry :( :( :(
that took alot of courage thank u 4 tellin me
& not keeping it a secret
I really hope things wont be too awkward between us now i really really hate that feeling
tomorrow just say sumthing to me even if its just a "HI" but dont do it when im busy because i dont want you to think im not paying attention -GIVE ME A HUG im not playin if you dont give me a hug & say bye-ima miss u(because im graduating) im gonna tackle you :) O.K.
see you tomorrow !!!!DONT SKIP SCHOOL!!!!
your not getting off that easy

What do you think i should do...?
Just let him go on or try to help him with his
"reasons" ?

What could they be ??

Sry its long
Rate for good answers
thanks (link)
"Reasons":


-Friends?
-Family?
-He's graduating and you're not, so he won't see you?
-Religion? [this was a big thing for me, and it is for some people]
-Fear?
-Grades/School?
-Job?


I'm not sure about any other reasons though. I think he does like you, he's just afraid to say so... and there might be real reasons that are keeping him from asking you out. Don't be pushy about "helping", but tell him that you want to be friends with him, no matter what he chooses to do. Be a supportive friend. I think he'll find out his true feelings and let you know.


I think you should say "Hi" and give him a hug! Be happy! It sounds like he really likes you and wants to go out with you, but something is keeping him - something that he holds highly. Don't push him, that'll just turn him away. Be happy, supportive, loving and friendly. Don't forget to give him a hug and say "Hi" (at least!) and try to chit chat a little with him. Talk to him online and through letters/phone/in person. :) Be the best friend that you can be, and maybe one day he'll be your Prince Charming or Knight in Shining Armor . But don't get too worked up over him, not so soon. You never know... he might be a loser in aluminum foil and a toad in disguise. Just kidding. Nothing so severe, just don't get too emotionally attatched. It will hurt.
-FunnyCide


I noticed how people bribe in their questions, as in "I'll rate a 5 if you answer". Isn't advicenators supposed to be about HELPING? What happened to the world? (link)
I don't know. I hate it when people say that. "Well congrats. You can rate a five. I can rate a five, too. If I want to that is. Maybe I don't want to. Maybe you give really crappy advice. Then I'd have to give you a five because I promised." What a lame ordeal. I don't answer questions because they say "I rate 5" or "I rate high". I answer questions that sound real and actually look like the person wants/needs advice. You're right. They're trying to bribe. Ugh. How stupid. Sadly enough though, those bribes actually work for some people! There are columnists who only answer if you promise to rate them a five. How stupid is that? They'll actually say "I will rate you a five if you answer!" and then they have to rate you a 5 no matter what. I hate that. Grr. Yes, Adviceantors is supposed to be about helping , though, sadly, it's not always about helping. Sometimes people abuse Advicenators and use it just for chatting; other times they only answer stupid answers ("go eat pie") or they only answer for the rating and they'll say "ok, I answered. Give me a 5." Urg. You're right. Very, very, very right.
-FunnyCide


Im writeing a paper on second hand smoke and weather or not people should be aloud to smoke in public places ( resterunts, bars, amusment parks, ect. )and i need peoples opinioins..
if you think that they should banned public smoking or if you think that it should be aloud nd why (if you want).. i rate !! so help me if you have the time thank yaa!! (link)
I don't think that people should be allowed to smoke in public places. I have this view because ... well, not to offend anyone, but I don't like the smell of people smoking. Second hand smoke kills twice as many people than cigarettes do. Some people have very sensitive lungs or are succeptable to cancer, and being around people who smoke in public places is dangerous. Sure, there might be a few places or resturants that specifically said, "You can smoke here", but that smoking should be done outside. Once I had to eat dinner with a woman who smoked - constantly. She was a chain smoker, and I couldn't stop coughing. I think it was very rude on her part to continually smoke in my face. We were in a resturant at a two person table, and I'm pretty sure she thought it was rude that I kept coughing, but I couldn't help it. I had an extremely sore throat for the next few days from breathing that smoke. My food didn't taste very good because of the smoke, and it damaged my tastebuds. Not very cool. At amusement parks I think that there should be roped off sections just for smoking because there are people who are so addicted to the things that they can't go without a cigarette. Smoking freely in an amusement park would ruin it for people like myself who absolutely cannot stand it. (and there are alot of people like me) Smoking in bars? This is where I tune out. Smoking in bars does not affect me because I don't go to bars. But, my opinion remains the same - roped off section outside for smoking. As for resturants, once again, roped off section outside or not at all. I hate going into a resturant and be greated by the lovely smell of smoke. Don't you? Gag me. That's so sick.


I think that should answer your question. Very interesting topic. :)
-FunnyCide


how do you do those lil heart things? (link)
you do & hearts ; but you do it with no spaces so it would look like &Hearts; (only with a lowercase "H") if you do the "H" in uppercase, it wont work. If you do it correctly, it looks like ♥ Don't forget the semicolon at the end - it's very important.
-FunnyCide ♥


I'm getting a physical soon and I want to know what they do. Because last time I got one (about 2 years ago) the doctor made me take my clothes off. Are all physicals like that or do they just check your eyes, hearing, breathing, stuff like that? I rate 5's (link)
The doctor will probably ask you to take of your jeans and T-shirt, and give you a paper shirt and shorts to wear. They'll probably weigh you (before you get undressed), measure you and ask you to urinate in a cup. The doctor will listen to your heartbeat, your breathing, take your temp, check your pulse, look in your eyes, ears, nose, mouth and maybe check your reflexes.


I hate physicals, too. I absolutely HATE taking my clothes off. Even though the doctor isn't "looking" or anything, it really bugs me. The last time I went to the doctor, I had the flu and pneumonia at the same time - I was really sick. The time before that... pulled tendons, ligaments, nerves and muscles. (but that time I didn't have to take my clothes off, just roll up my pants leg so the doc could check out my knee) I hate doctors. I like dentists better than doctors. I like orthodontists better than doctors. I like dermatologists better than doctors. Yes, all of those listed are doctors of sorts, but I don't like the doctors who... erg, do physicals.


Don't sweat it. The doctor isn't going to make you get all the way undressed. If he/she does, they're breaking code - that's unorthodox and wrong. (and uncomfortable for you) Don't get worked up. I know, I do the same thing. It'll be okay. You can pull the paper shirt close around you. Or, you could be bad and just not take off your clothes and tell the doctor that you're not going to do that, they can just listen through your shirt. (ouch! That'd tell them!) But that's not a good idea. Especially if your mom/dad is going to be with you. Good luck! I hope you're not too nervous or sick!
-FunnyCide




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