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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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can your cherry pop if you do masturbation for the first time? and are you supposed to be sore? and for me i didn't have an orgasm. how long until you r not sore? and how long until you have an orgasm? just in general. because i know it is different for all girls. just an estimated time.
tank you
15/f

Hell, you can pop your cherry from doing everyday things, like riding a horse, falling on fences, or repeatedly pounding your vagina with a hammer. So yes, you can during masturbation.

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My boyfriend lied to me and said he cheated on me so then i would get mad and dump him and me and him have nown eachother for years, and we have been doing this on off relationship for the past 2 years. the problem is is that i like him alot but yett the only thing he likes to do is hurt me i mean sure hes got a sweet side, and he knows how to play that card very well thats why i keep falling for him. all i wanna do is get over him but he always finds someway to get me back....what should i do?

You're just another girl who has an unhealthy attraction to assholes. Don't worry, you're right along there with 99.5% of living females. You can either continue to hopelessly pursue him, and end up getting hurt over and over again, or you break from the mold and go out and try to find someone else. All you're doing right now is making yourself miserable.

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I want a look thats a mix of 'scene' and 'emo'
Any tips on how to get a look like that?
From Make-up to clothes to shoes. Plz && thnx

So you want to be a mix of trendy and trendier? Ok, go to Hot Topic.

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ok so me and this girl were bffs last year we had this huge fight last summer about this guy who we were both in love with!
we hated each other for a long time but recently started hanging out again and became friends just like we were before! well i started hangin out with the guy we had fought over before and started to like him ALOT again. suddenly she likes him again too. i dont know what to do im trying to just not like him anymore cus i dont want to lose her as a friend but i cant let him go!
we are starting to fight over him alot now and i need help i cant lose my bff again but i cant let go of the guy!

Oh highschool, what you do to young girl's hearts.

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14/F

Hey.
One of my best friends has just started smoking pot and it's been freaking me out. She doesn't do it on a regular basis yet, but she hangs out with kids who are full-fledged potheads.

We've been friends for a really long time and I care about her a lot...I don't want her to do anything stupid. I don't harbor any delusions about the dangers of weed; I know it won't kill her, but I just don't want her to get in too deep or something. I love her, but she doesn't always have the best judgment...

So my question is: would it be out of line for me to confront her about it, or should I just mind my own business?

Any help would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance.

Confront her, pot seriously changes people, even though pot heads will argue that. They become stupid, lazy, and boring. Try and nip this problem in the ass before she starts smoking pot all day, everyday. You would be a better friend for doing so.

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14/f
How much are you supposed to charge per hour to babysit(one girl)?
And is there anything I should know about babysitting? Because I'm supposed to babysit for a family friend.
Anything right now is helpful.
Thanx in advace.

$450/hr

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So I've been wondering how do you make your pictures desgined and so unique like this girl: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=53sf344 ;; please don't suggest photoshop because it's blocked on my computer. Please get back at me as soon as possible.
-Thanks I appreciate it

I'd give you advice, but you already said that the only thing I know that would do that is not what you want, so good luck.

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is someone a good kisser if they have a strong tounge? [im a girl]

I think it has something to do with how you use it, but what would I know, I've honestly kissed one girl in my entire life.

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does beano work? what would?

Foods and gas

What foods does Beano® work on?

Beano® is not just for beans. It works on a whole variety of gassy foods, including many vegetables like cabbage, broccoli and cauliflower, legumes, grains, cereals, nuts, seeds, whole-grain breads and many other foods.

What causes gas?

The body does not digest and absorb some carbohydrates in the small intestine because of a shortage or absence of certain enzymes. This undigested food then passes from the small intestine to the large intestine where bacteria break down the food, producing gas. The most common symptoms of gas are flatulence, abdominal bloating and abdominal pain. In essence, the body lacks the enzymes needed to breakdown the carbohydrates found in some gassy foods like vegetables, legumes, grains, cereals, nuts, seeds and whole-grain breads. This is where Beano® steps in. Beano® contains a food enzyme from a natural source that works with your body's digestion to breakdown the complex sugars in gassy foods making them more digestible, thereby preventing gas before it even starts. (Source: BEANO® PRODUCT INFORMATION HANDBOOK: Gas in the Digestive Tract, National Institute of Diabetes and Digestive Kidney Diseases, National Institutes of Health)

Does Beano® affect the fiber in foods?

No. Beano® will not breakdown the fiber in any food. It works on gassy sugars/carbohydrates.

Does Beano® work on gluten?

No. Beano® will not work on any protein, including gluten. Beano® only works on breaking down the complex sugars found in many foods.

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how big to a girls boobs be to "please" a guy..i'm 15, 5'8" and 110lbs..

Most guys talk about how big boobs are all the rage, but in all honesty guys will be like, "omg boobs lolz," and it doesn't matter how big/small they are. Anyways, you're 15, why does it matter?

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I'm going to high school next year, What are all the things I need?

It's better to ask here then ask like the secretary when they're not even real students.

Thanks.

A cell phone, an iPod with big headphones so no one can talk to you, trendy clothes, lots of friends (most of them fake), and an open mind.

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Ok well my computer was running out of space so I deleted over 200 pictures and when I checked at how many MB I have left it was still the same number. Why?

Have you actually taken them out of the recycle bin? They're not gone until you completely remove them.

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Hey, my friend is having a halloween party in june. We need ideas for games and activities. This is really urgent because the party happens to be in 2 hours. Any ideas are appreciated.

How about this for an idea, having a Halloween part on Halloween?

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I hate my hair's center part! How do I get rid of it? Some people have no part.. like guys..

Go back in time to when your father's sperm connected with your mother's egg, and change yourself genetically to have no hair part. It works, seriously.

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well does size really matter, i mean honestly its always love, understanding and respect that plays a major role in ,love and sex, and eventhough if size is not that great to boast of, but one is good in providing pleasure to the other person.....tell me would still size matter.
what are the other way of satisfying?

Size only matters to sluts.

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does anyone a program I can download or use that will whiten teeth on the computer or clear blemishes, other then lunapic.com?

You could always just be less ugly.

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if you arent taking birth control and you have sex using a condom one time, what is the chance you will get pregnant?

Fairly slim, you really shouldn't worry about it. Though, not having sex has a 100% chance of non-pregnancy har har har.

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15/f.my ex bf and i are like best friends. we ended up hooking up [making out] this past weekend. and then we just kinda talked about it [on AIM] and, well, i just dont know what i want. or how i feel about him anymore. even though it's kinda slutty && unlike me, i wanna keep hooking up with him ! but i dont really think i want a realtionship with him again. because obviously, we broke up for a reason. there was a lot of problems when we were dating so we mutually decided that we should be friends. then...we hooked up. so now i think we're both confused. but hes pretty much made it clear that he doesnt really want to go on dates with me or be my ''boyfriend'' anymore. personally, i dont really want to go out with him either. but i just cant stop thinking about him lately. i dont know what to do. i care about him, but i think it's only as a friend. and i'm pretty sure thats all he feels for me too now. is having a friends - with - benefits really that bad, as in slutty? it IS summer...but idk. is it bad to hook up with him when there's no... feeling behind it? ugh idk =/

The only problem that can come from being "friends with benefits", is an emotional attachment. You guys wont be dating, leaving you both open to go after other people still. One of you will get jealous and it'll all be stupid. Seriously, just find someone else who actually wants to date, it's easier that way.

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My son is 9 months old. He has had a cold
for a couple of days now.

He keeps grabbing his ears and crying.
Does he have an earache? Do I
need to take him to the doctor or is
there a way I can tell myself?

It's possible, colds can lead to crap like that.

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please someone whos good at poems correct this poem? im really bad at writing poems but what do you think about this poem please be honest sorry i messed up a lot i was just trying to make it rhyme and stuff.( i know u dont have to make it rhyme but i did =P)and can someone give me an idea for a title? thank you

EX:This poem is about my good close friend moved yesterday...=/ im really sad so i wrote this i need your honest opinion and i want you to correct it thank you so much =]



You told me your moving miles away
I couldn’t say anything, left me speechless Didn’t want to get hurt, so I tried to drift away
I was scared, it was like me trapped in the darkness
She began to notice, and asked me why I’ve been ignoring her
I knew I was avoiding her but I denied and said her “I’m not “
I tried to act so cold like I didn’t care, and avoided her like she was a stranger
But the pain is getting stronger each day and its hurting me like I was shot

Time passes by, it seems like we don’t really talk anymore
But I thought about the good and bad times we had
Like we always talk to each other and talked about deep thoughts…before
But now we don’t, what happened?It was my fault for distancing myself from you I felt bad

So I wrote her a goodbye letter, and gave it her with my teary eyes
Trying not to be sad and pretending I’m okay
Tomorrow is her last day, and my mind was fulled with goodbyes
I couldn’t sleep, my heart was being so fast like I was being chased by a lion in railway


Last time I’m gonna see her, I told myself not to cry and say bye
When the bell rang, my heart was already pounding I couldn’t take it
My teardrops starting to come out and I began to cry
More than I thought, she tried to cheer up but she couldn’t so she quit

She left me behind, I was blaming myself for everything
I didn’t want to cry she turned back one last time
I regret everything I did and I’m still crying
It was like a rain, teardrops wont stop falling in school time
I found myself thinking….
One day, I’ll see my friend again and be happy again someday, sometime…

First things first, what what I understand, a poem can literally be written however you want. In my honest opinion, and mind you this might be from the fact I'm a songwriter, is I like it when lines flow using the same amount of syllables. Rhyming isn't always important, but it does give a good sense of flowing if needed. Take these lines I wrote as an example...

"A little saddened, he starts to log-in, for his sweet revenge
The one who left him, she cant forget him, he'll make his sorrows known."

The first line has 15 syllables in it, the second one has 16, but it's close enough. So if you have the ability to possibly shorten up some lines, it'll make your poem seem more structured, and would flow better if you read it outloud. But in all honesty, your poem would work as a poem as-is.

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