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ask mackenzie





I did not write the book of love,
and I do not claim to be full of wisdom.

I sure do make mistakes,
but I live and learn!

I try to let no one come to me,
without leaving happier. [:



"Exert your talents,
and distinguish yourself.
Don't even think about
retiring from the World,
until the World will be
sorry that you retire!"



advice

♥[?]♥ i got a shot 2 weeks ago and there is still a big bruise around it and every once in a while a little bubble of blood comes out. why is it still doing that after 2 weeks?
Oh, Gosh!! I have nooooooooooo idea!!! Have you told youR paRents?? That's Really fRightening, and it does NOT seem noRmal. Ask youR paRents to take you foR a check up to get that looked at!! SoRRie I can't be of moRe help, but I hope eveRything woRks out!! Best wishes!! =D

♥[?]♥ theres this guy that wants to go out with me...i havent said yes or no yet. i sit right next to him in one of my classes too and ive talked to him and stuff b4 but hes not like a good guy friend of mine or n e thing and idk if i even really like him. and i sorta like this other guy and want to find out if he likes me and if so wants to go out..would it be mean of me to do that??
That wouldn't be "mean" of you at all!!! You owe it to youRself to exploRe all of youR options and find the best guy you can.. even if you have to shop aRound and put somebody on hold momentaRily.. you do it! You deseRve the best!! Goodluck!! =D

♥[?]♥ There is this guy that i have been going out with for almost 2 months. I like him a lot and we tell each other that we love each other and stuff like that. I think that i really do too bc he's the first guy that i've liked this much and i love practically everything about him, but it is realy hard for me to be the first one to say that i love him. I dont understand why either. Im fine with saying it AFTER he says it but not first. Am i taking this 'love' thing too serious? tell the truth please:-)
I think you aRe. I think you aRe making the VERY common mistake of concluding lust as "love"; soRRie. But ya neveR know.. stick it out a yeaR oR two moRe, and peRhaps you can gRow to love him!! Best wishes!! =D

♥[?]♥ i'm going to be a freshman, and just got my braces off, and my teeth are kinda yellow. i heard that some of the teeth-whitening products don't really work & are too expensive. what should i do?! i can't go to highschool looking like this! please help!
Well, you could tRy "CRest Whitening StRips". Yes, they ARE expensive, and I've heaRd both positive and negative things about it. My Mom and Dad said they didn't see ANY impRovement, wheRe as... my fRiends Mom said it made the WORLD'S diffeRence and RestoRed heR confidence big time. I'm not shoRe what it depends on, but appaRently diffeRent people have diffeRent Results, so just because it didn't woRk foR someone else.. doesn't mean it won't woRk foR you. I've neveR used them, so I don't know.. but if you'Re THAT despeRate it's woRth a shot! And also, select a toothpaste that claims to "whiten". Best of luck!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ my eye has been twitching lately!! ts gotton worse!! like its my eyelid, sometimes my eyebrow, and below my eye...not all @ once but its only in my right eye...u cant see it but i can feel it..i told my mom but she didnt really think nothin of it...wat does this mean??
PRobably muscle spasms. I wouldn't woRRie too much. If it is still acting up in a week oR two.. then you should pRobably consideR seeing a doctoR, til then.... I say you'Re fine. Hope this helps!! =D

♥[?]♥ what would be a good healthy lunch for me to eat while i'm at home?? i'm trying to lose some weight and keep healthy. thanks so much!!
A tuRkey sandwich with an apples oR gRapes. Goodluck!! Hope this helps!! =D

♥[?]♥ Everyday when i see the inside of my underwear i see something yello. Can someone tell me what this yellow stuff is? Thnax
DischaRge. Completely noRmal. No woRRies. Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ I REALLY like this guy named kyle and he goes to my school. and he likes me too! and ive only talked to him for a week but i have gotten to know him REALLY well and have have LOTS in-common, and im still waiting to get to know him more but if i really like him and he really likes me should i tell him that i love him even if were not going out?? please help because i want to tell him but i dont know if it is to early or not!
(im 14)
Should you tell him you "love" him? No.. absolutely not. If you like him, and he doesn't know.. go ahead and tell him that, just don't use the woRd "love". And if you two "Really like" each otheR, how come someone doesn't step up and ask the otheR out? Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ is it true that you can use a tampns during ur period and still swim??!?!?!
That is coRRect. =D

♥[?]♥ Ok, there's this guy that likes me. And he's the nicest person you would ever meet. He's so content with who he is. And i love that, and everything about him. But he's bisexual and it kinda creeps me out. I mean, im not homophobic and i love bisexuals and guy people. But i've never gone out with one, and i just think its kinda weird. Like i would kiss him, and realize that he's kissed boys before and stuff. I don't know. Is it bad that i don't wanna go out with him just cuz he's bi?
Is it "bad"? No, I don't think so.. not at all. I, myself, am the same way. I have NO pRoblem with homosexual and bisexual people, but I don't think I could eveR date a bisexual man!! It scaRes me.. I'll welcome theiR fRiendship, but I doubt I'll take it any fuRtheR than that!! And tRsut me, we'Re NOT the only people who feel this way!! Hope this helps! =D

♥[?]♥ How can i make a website that is for free?? I use 2 have aol but i don't have aol anymore so i wanted to make a new website...anybody kno what i can do??

"MicRosoft FRont Page" woRks incRedibly well. howeveR, that is softwaRe that you would have to puRchase and install. So.. if that doiesn;t woRk you can tRy to build one on the web at http://www.tripod.com OR http://www.geocities.com OR http://www.angelfire.com Goodluck!! Hope this helps!! =D

♥[?]♥ i have a bf but i'm not sure if he is really into me nemore we use 2 tlak bout everything bout now we barely talk.I call him sometimes n he doesn't really seem lyk he wants to talk he never calls me n he is always busy n cna never do nething. i talk to his brother on the IM n ask him but he doesn't really kno wut am i suppose 2 do...how do i find out if he really lykes me or not? plz help!
I'd just end it. Relationships aRe 50-50, and obviously he's not putting in HIS half to keep things Running smoothly. YouR paRtneR should just come alone and sweep you off of youR feet.. and he's not doing that... you'Re betteR off finding someone else... even betteR off alone! I wish you the best of luck!! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ um i have a question . . . I like this guy but hes kinda of what you would call a "nerd" and if i ever went out with him people would laugh at me.Should i go out with him or find someone else?
That's pRettie shallow to even think like that. Who caRes if he's a "NERD", oh well!! If you like him, you should DEFINITELY go out with him - to hell with what eveRyone elses thinks!!! Goodluck; I hope eveRything woRks out. Hopefully I helped!!

♥[?]♥ ok, im a 17 yr old female, and i have been "seeing" this guy. not really dating, because he doesnt think he's "boyfriend material" i dont understand this, but i know he cares about me the same way i care about him.

i wrote him a 3 page long letter telling him how i felt. he told me he liked it and he reads it often.

we hang out alot (many times for 10 or more hours or untill like 1 am!) and every time, we hold hands and cuddle and hold each other close the whole time, even around our parents. my family loves him and his family thinks i am just the sweetest thing to walk the planet.

but...alwayz a but...he and i have dated before. and he ask me out both times. so now i think it is my turn to ask him out, to show him how much i care. but, i dont want to scare him off.

so i ask you guyz, does a girl askign a guy out kind of freak him out, or do they like it? and i also would like to know if anyone has any ideas what he meant by "i dont think i'm boyfriend material". please help me out!
Does it fReak a guy out when a giRl asks HIM out?? I suppose it just depends on the guy. some guys like Relationships to be old-fashioned, wheRe he gets the dooR foR heR, he asks heR out, he pays foR dinneR... but otheR guys make like a woman who is not afRaid to take chaRge and do whateveR it takes to get what she wants. I can't Really tell you if HE would be scaRed off oR not, since I don't know him, but it seems like the two of you have a gReat Relationship, and I saw you should definitely go foR it; ask HIM out!! Best wishes!! Hope I helped. =D

♥[?]♥ how do you have people make you an salute, and where do you put it on your advicenator page? i'll rate ya! thanks oneroxychickez
People don't make you a "Salute" YOU have to make youR OWN "Salute". A Salute is something YOU do/make to pRove that YOU aRe who you say you aRe!! HoweveR, someone else can make you a SIGN!! And all you have to do is ask them. HoweveR, if you go aRound asking eveRyone and theiR MotheR's bRotheR to make you a sign, sooneR oR lateR they'll find out that you didn't want THEM specificly to make you a sign.. you just wanted signs. Then they'll be pissed off, and they'll pRobably not make you one -- just givin' you the heads-up. Goodluck though! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ hey yall i met this guy and i really like him but i don't think he like me.
i think the reason is that i am kinda chubby. but i really like him and he is sweet and we have a lot of things in common.please tell me what to do.
Just be confident. Confidence is supeR sexy and shows b.i.g.t.i.m.e. You can't go aRound thinking that someone doesn't like you, because you aRe "kinda chubby". Just give it youR all! He has to take it oR leave it! If he Really likes you.. something like youR weight shouldn't matteR to him. Hope I helped!! Best wishes!! =D

♥[?]♥ hey i like my 2nd best friend hes also my best friends ex b/f should i like him or should i froget about him she says its ok but is she really ok with it
Since he is youR best fRiends ex boyfRiend, I Reccommend asking youR fRiend foR appRoval. HoweveR, if you find that she is not okay with it, I'd dRop it and Respect heR wishes! Hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ I want to start wearing eye-liner and I don't know exactly where on my eye I put it - and what are the good brands. Pencil/Liquid? I'll rate you!
When it comes to liquid oR pencil, it's just a peRsonal pRefeRence. HoweveR, if you ask... MOST people will tell you that pencil is a betteR choice. It's a gReat staRt foR a beginneR who is just getting used to it. If you mess up, pencil is A WHOLE LOT easieR to clean up and Redo than liquid would be. And if you plan on caRRying it aRound in a puRse oR pocket.. theRe's a chance that the liquid may Ruin. It's difficult wheRe to explain to put the eyelineR, but I will shoRe tRy!! FoR best Results, put it on the top and bottom lid, but it's NOT necessaRy. You apply it RIGHT wheRe youR lashes attach... along the rim, I suppose. So basiclly, when you close youR eye.. you shouldn't Really see any on youR eyelid... it's all on the Rim. Again, it IS difficult to explain, but pRactice makes peRfect! And don't give up too easy - it's always haRd the fiRst few times, but you'll get it. If you have a fRiend oR family membeR who can show you exactly what to do.. that'd definitely be best!! And now foR the pRoducts... peRsonally, I think the two best bRands of eyelineR out theRe aRe "MeRyl NoRman" and "Beautique". "MeRyl NoRman", which can only be puRchased at "The MeRyl NoRman Cosmetic Studios", is pRicey [typically $8.50 - $15.00], but it REALLY IS good stuff. It goes on wondeRfully, and stays on all day!!! On the otheR hand... I happen to think that "Beautique" is INCREDIBLE, howeveR, I've ONLY seen "Beautique" at "Sally's". And "Beautique" is only .99 cents. TRUST ME.. I would NEVER EVER EVER buy cRap make up!!! I get only the best, so please, please, please, please DON'T let this dollaR pRice thRow you off - you'd be cheating youRself out of the best pRoduct out theRe!! I'd PREFER "Beautique" out of ANY otheR bRand of eyelineR!! I could easily go out and buy a $15.00 pencil, but I'd RATHER get "Beautique"! "Beautique" glides on smoothly and REALLY LASTS ALLLLL DAY!!! I CAN NOT pRomote this item enough!! And if you still have doubts... foR only .99 cents.. it's woRth a shot!! Goodluck!! I hope I helped!! =D

♥[?]♥ What does it mean when u wake up and find clear gel stuff on ur underwear (im a girl)
DischaRge -- moRe than likely means youR peRiod will be theRe shoRtly. Hope I helped!!

♥[?]♥ Im attracted to mr. clean i always have been. and im only 13 idk, theres somthing about a nice, bald shinny head that turns me on. what should i do?
TheRe is no shame in this, but be awaRe.. that's Rape. Hope I helped! =D


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