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I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

advice

OMG.
OK, so i have my medieval project due tomorrow and i only have a few more things to do.

well, i am the queen and i have to have juornal entires and now i need a visual.

can someone please link me to places that have:

~ queen's daily life

~ information about medival castles
(french would be the best, but i`ll take any)

PLEASE PEOPLE.
i don`t have much time and my little brother went on my computer and deleted al my bookmarks!
and please don`t say search on google or whatever because i`ve already done that 3985 times!

THANKS AnD i`m a rater.


HELP!!

I'm doing this to be a dick.

[1] For the love of god, use google.
[2] Do your homework yourself.

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Wow, you're that upset that you felt the need to bitch me out in the feedback? Are you kidding me? Don't get all pissy because the advice given to you isn't what you wanted. That's life, so toughen up. And of course we're going to tell you to do the work yourself. Every one of these columnists will because we're not the homework hotline. We're not here to help with your homework. And that's just 2 pieces of advice I gave you. The rest of my advice isn't bad. Just stop being lazy & do the work yourself.

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ok i'm 13, i have not started my period, and i'm at the age where i'm "developing" and i'm starting to get stretch marks on the side of my boobs. what do i do? i live my dad so i can't really say anything...
thx

It just means your boobs are growing. Nothing to be ashamed of.

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ok..i have 2 best friends and a boyfriend. me and my boyfriend never have time to hang out. so tomorow i happen to be free and like this would be the foirst time in 2 weeks that i would see him again. crazy right? well one of my best friedns told me to go to the movies with her tmorow also another best friends told me to go toa sweet 16 with her. where do i go? i heard youre never supposed 2 leave youre friends for a boyfriend but i have seened him in so long. what do i do? and no we cant all hang out becase my two best friends dont even know eachother and it would be awkward my 2 best friends and my boyfriend please help!

When is your spring break? Try & hang out with him then. And then do the movies & sweet 16 with your friends tomorrow. Or if you free on the weekend, hang out with them then.

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Like if your having sex or giving a blow job, and the boy cums in a couple minutes, like quick, is that like less pleasuring? Is it better if like its longer?

It's not less pleasuring, it means you were doing your job.

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ok..well..i've looked everywhere for sites like this but i can't find any. like where there are clothes that are SUPER cheap. like clearance or a going-out-of-business sale. or like any REALLY good deals. i've seen some before, but does anybody know of any?

Salvation Army.

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I am in a odd relationship. the two of us (im m/16) and she (f/17) mutually like eachother. she keeps telling me she wants to cuddle. usually i am busy or out at night, and she calls and says how she just wants to cuddle. I have never had sex with her and not 100% sure on what she is asking. some advice on what to respond to her with, and what to actually do would be great. much obliged

She's asking to cuddle.

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Every night around midnighti eat...way too much and then make myself sick!

How can I stop this?....(besides the obvious)

Eat a really big dinner.

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My little sister is only fifteen and three quarters years old, yet she is maturing quite quickly. She began dating a young man who is a little rapscallian, if you ask me. I don't trust that boy. Yesterday, I was in her room looking for some lotion I could borrow. I opened her nightstand drawer, and lo and behold, I find condoms! And not just one or two, oh no. There were many, and they were all, well how do I put it... rather promiscuous. There were some which said that they gave a "tingly" feeling, due to their mintyness. Another was said to be flavored, and there were even some which were "ribbed for your pleasure." I am twenty five years old--ten years her senior--yet I have gone no further than tongue kissing, and I was a year older than her at the time! I believe that my sister is sinning terribly. What to do, what to do?

Talk to her about it. Just be like "I was looking for some lotion, and came across some condoms.." And let the conversation start that way. She might get the wrong idea [thinking you were going through her things] & get mad at you, but it's normal.

Tell your sister that she should wait until she's older to be doing these things because there's a lot of negative effects with it.

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Canadian here:
I'm trying to understand what state Washington, DC is in. Is it District of Columbia?

Thanks. :o)

I believe it's in Virginia.

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what hurts more...getting ur belly button pierced for your cartilige on ur ear?

Pain is different for everyone.

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whenever i get my period i get a rash on my vagina and it get scabs and sweaty idk whats wrong?

You might wanna see a doctor.

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Ok, well my name is Erin. And I need a new HOT AIM screen name. here is some stuff about me...

I have brown hair.

I play basketball and softball.

I love guys.

AND IM JUST UR AVERAGE GIRLY-GIRL, WITH A SPORTY SIDE.


Any ideas for a new screen name???


Thanks a bundle!

x0x0x0

whoa its erin x

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ok, so i have this "friend" (i dont really like her) in my class
and we are both in band, and every time i look up, shes just sitting there staring at me, its really weird, and everytime i pass her in the hallway, she expects me to say hi, and gets mad at me if i dont
how can i tell her just to leave me alone without hurting her feelings??

Tell her to leave you alone.

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Does anyone know when Blades Of Glory comes out on dvd???? oh and if you havent seen it i reccomend seeing it it was funny that movie is great omg everyone has to see it

Like oh my gosh! It's just came out like 2 freaking weeks ago!

It's not gonna be out for a while!

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Ok There is this guy and i have liked him for a while.. Well i wont go out with him because part of me doesnt want to.. But i just told him we can be friends with benefits..i totally regret saying that and i need your opinion!!!!

Lol. Tell him you didn't mean it.

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where could you buy a mini bansai tree?

At a store that sells plants.

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the song goes like this:


jesse is a friend, ya he is a good friend of mine...

chorous:

you know i wish that i had jesse's girl (repeated a lot)


please tell me the title/artise of this song! i think the title might be Jesse's Girl but i'm not sure! thx!

I think you should use Google. I'm pretty sure of it. You're welcome!

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okay on the episode of bams unholy union where he goes to his batchelor party and missy goes to palm springs, what band is playing at bam's party? i think its like veins of jenna or something but i'm not sure

They'll probably show a repeat of that episode, so watch it & figure it out then.

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i love my best friend to death, but i always feel like she talks about herself and thinks that i care. i don't really know what to say to her..usually this is online when this happens, and i usually just say "lol" or something like that, trying to give her a hint that i'm not that interested. and whenever i talk about myself like a problem i'm having for a little bit, she helps me for a little bit then just stops caring. UGH it bugs me so MUCH!!!

So talk to her about it.

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when people sometimes end their question with "thanks in advance" what does that mean?

Basically, saying thank you before the question even gets answered.

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