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your advice on suicide was great the usa is the worst most fuck up peice of shit place to live im ashamed to have been born here your exactly right is compleatly fucked i live in pittsburgh and have to serve 1year in jail for having 6drinks in 5hrs its complete bullshit but yet my cousin has 13 dui`s in another county and doesent get one day our goverment is so croupt and wack out it is insain this country does make me wanna kill myself i cant stand it here the only way your life will be not that bad is if your born into money or otherwise your fucked the only thing this country cares about is one thing and one thing only ( money) money could mean shit to me norway here i come cause ide rather die than spend another day here fuck you united states you lieing sac of shit there is nothing free in this junk bullshit sorry piece of shit of a country i feel bad my fam has lost lives and fought for what you call freedom if this is freedom than i dont want it all the usa is is fucking lies!
You're more than welcome to leave. In any way possible.
We are both 22 and I don't act immature at all. I'm more mature than he is around people. Why'd he say that?
Either he's wrong, or you're in denial.
so me and my boyfriend had sex together the first time like a week ago..and he didnt cum the whole time. and i asked him later about it and he said it was probably because he had just got off the day before. but than we had sex a couple days later and the same thing happened! i dont know whats wrong i dont really want to accuse him of having a problem but every other guy ive been with has cummed. its kind of annoying he says he has fun but i dont know and i woundered if it was because he masturbates alot but he rarely does. what could be the problem?
Disregard the first answer; effort but no answer. This response is the exact opposite.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_ejaculation
What the hell ever happend to good old rock and roll .its all hiphop teckno and rest of the other crap that today is called music .to me it sounds like sh**!!! But I guess that's my opinion .everybody I know don't listen to what I do .so I have nothing in common with them .they call my stuck in the 90s .but there's no way I could like what people listin to today because to me it sucks can't even begin to understand what the hell they are saying but it s all about gangs crack and the hood or getto .sorry not my lifestyle I guss I'm. Better than that I have better expectations of myself .anyways am I the only one that feels this way let me know and for thoughs of you that hiphop well ????
If you know how to use the Internet, there's actually a wealth of underground music in pretty much every sub-genre imaginable.
Hi... this may sound really lame but I need some advice. Background:
I am a junior in HS
Overweight
Unhappy w/ my life
I just want to be my old self.. I don't wanna be the big girl anymore.. I have tried dieting but I give up with the lacking results.
I have considered skipping breakfest and lunch and only eating supper. One meal. But then again I thought that's crazy I shouldn't have to starve myself to get results... but i would just like some imput... what to do once you have had a bad day.. motivation anything.. I don't wanna hit "rock bottom " I just wanna be happy again
16/f
C.D.
Exercise for 100, Alex.
well, go out with this boy as yall know. tommorow is our first month anniversary. we talk on the phone but its allways at night time. && he is hardly ever texting me! && every time i bring it up he gets an attitude. i really like him a whole lot. imm falling in love with him. but im not used to talking to any of my boyfriend this less. && he thinks im cheating on him. its really not that bad but sometimess it iss. how can i tell him That i am not cheating on him and we should talk more and to trust him when he says he isnt cheating on me ?
Eight year olds shouldn't date, so break up.
Im 17f everytime i have a bf i find something wrong with him and leave him, it seems so hard for me to be faithful. No matter who im with theres this one boy who i always make plans to have sex with. i dont know what it is about that boy but i always manage to cheat on my bfs with him.
Just date your fuck buddy.
My boyfriend and i have been dating for about 6 months. he treats me good, and were like best friends. only problem is, he is not like romantic. Hes never done anything really cute for me... he hardly ever takes me out on dates, and i have to like nag him to like go out to dinner or a movie and he never wants to pay.Besides that though he treats me really good, and its the first guy i can actually trust. He just doesnt know how to be romantic and do cute things for me, and when i try to tell him i need more, he'll ask how or what i want him to buy me, and i dont want to have to tell him, thats rude, his sisters husband says shes the same way, so it must just be the way they were brought up.
I've already told him he is not romantic and i need more, but he just doesnt get it, and its nothing like worth breaking up over but it would really make him so much more perfect. Plus, he hardly says i love you cause he says it was over used in his last relationship, but he still shows he loves me in his actions.
any advice on what i could doo?
Apparently your interpretation of romance is him buying you things.
I think you should break up with him because he deserves much better than you.
ive been friend with Rachel for 4 years (since freshman year of highschool) she use to be a quiet nerdy kinda of girl and i took her in and she started to smoke weed and become her own person.
senior year we smoekd every day tofetehr and left school so much i smoked literlly evry day and it was so fun. we had the best adventures and obviously the worst of time sometimes.
our weed-phase leaked into the summer and we were smoking a lot but arguing more and getting on each others nrerve more and more.
we got into a fight and next thing i know rachel is ending our friedship. her therapist told her im no good for her (since ims ure she painted the most horriable picture of me to ehr therapist) and she wanst to meet IN PERSON to talk and basically end our frendship.
my therpist told me that wen she tells mer her side of it and tells me she feels im no good i shud say im sorry u feel tht way and end it to. we are going on the same program next year together adn i have so many friends going on it adn she has little to none so i have the upper hand but it just sucks that i look foolish if i try to fight for our frendship. i love her so much but just because her therapist says im bad she totaly flips and nees to give me a pseech in persont elling me we cant be firends.
is my therapist right in telling me that i should come out wit some pride and agreee to not be friends?
i feel so weird already agrreing to somethign that i dont agree with!
i wan tto be friends but celarly she has such a bad picture of me and htinks such awful things of me that im not fighitng a lso tbattle.
wut shud i do?
Stop smoking weed, it's obviously done enough damage.
This girl wont leave me alone. She makes fun of me because Im mixed, my mom is Puerto
Ricans and my dad is black and mixed with chinese, she makes all these jokes calling me being poor and talking about how the UK is better and that shes all glamorous up there. shes keeps saying that I live in texas so I have to catch what I eat and etc, and she keeps saying she has a life but she wont leave me alone .All these insults telling people that I eat dog and saying that my eyes are too far apart and all of this is NOT true. She keeps getting on my nerves and no one likes her because shes racist, but she bothers me mostly because she knows it really bothers. Ive tried ignoring her but shes still doing the same thing. How do I get her to leave me alone?
Teach her a lesson with your fists.
um okay and what did i spell wrong?
Reread your question.
Hi, not sure if this is the right category but im looking to get my second tattoo. First is a swallow. Now, I want to get writing on my side. I was thinking something like "a broken nest can still create beautiful wings." Or "A broken nest created beautiful wings." I just want it to mean that a broken home, or past, does not need to dictate your future. I want it to show that I made it through the broken times and am happy with who I am now and can fly :). Does anyone have any ideas about how to make this quote better in any way, or any other sayings that would mean the same thing?
any suggestions could be helpful, thank you!
"A bird flies weak against polluted skies/Before it dies."
-- Atheist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utqWrkVEQvI
What does it mean when a guy says he loves your innocence and fresh view life? Does it mean he likes me or not?
It means he loves your innocence and fresh view of life. Imagine that. But seriously, he wants you.
I mean, to a certain extent I can understand.
I'm talking about average women.
No bikini model shoots to attend, but not like you mistake her for a whale either. Just a totally normal, within her weight range, woman.
-She's has a little bit of tone, but she's definitely not all that active and fit.
-She's soft enough for you to grab a good handful, but she doesn't have cellulite or anything.
Does it completely depend on the guy?
Of course, I know, there's always gonna be the shallow ones who only go for the perfect, "hott" bodies, but what about the rest of us?
Is there any hope for us to be absolutely comfortable with no thoughts of "ugh, he's probably grossed out right now" ?
It keeps me from performing my best in bed. I know I could be so much better if I wanted to, it's just my insecurity with my body that's holding me back from my full potential.
It makes me sad sometimes when I think about it.
I could really use some reassurance.
Especially from men.
My lady friend says if you're sad go work out. Problem solved. Now go be 23, not a 13 year old insecure little girl.
okay so i have thought this guy was really hott for like ever but he is like older then me kinda by a lot. im 17 and he is 24. well one day he texted me and told me he thought i was hott so we hung out one day and we hooked up. well he has a fiance but he told me that they were bout to break up because they fight all the time and they do. she left for like a week then came back because her friend didnt want her there anymore. but then i got a wedding invitation in the mail so i asked him bout it and he told me he was done with me and everything so i have ben ignoring him but i see him like everywhere cause he like lives next door. so he texted me and told me that he still wanted to hang even thou he is getting married and i told him i cant do that he is getting married and he was like dont worry bout her? like what am i suppose to do. i know he is like only using me but he is sooo hot. and he told me he oesnt get a long with her and i know he doesnt cause i have scene it. but he is still gonna marry her anyway. what do i do? should i hang with him still?and how do i make him not get married if he doesnt wnt to?
My lady friend says: "How is this person 17 and not know how to spell?"
I think you guys should drive your trailer homes over to each other and combine them so that you guys can be extra close and share a living room. Then call MTV to tape a reality show about your lives.
my friends boyfriend is conservative and they dont have the guts to make the first move to kiss each other, how should she make the move on him (since she knows hes not going to do it)?
Dress up as Sarah Palin, naked.
i have trouble concentrating, how do i fix this problem?
Get off Advicenators.
My white bra always shows through when I wear a white tee is this ok? I've tried multiple white tees and they all showthrough. Is this ok? A cami underneath is not
possible with most of my outfits. So is this ok?
Not okay. Wear a black bra instead.
My lady friend says: "Or a pink one. Hot pink."
There's this boy who I have known since third grade. We are both now 15 and in eleventh grade. I am a girl. We are friends, we talk all the time in and out of school. But next Saturday will be the first day we are hanging out outside of school. We are going to the park to watch a movie with my two best friends and two other boys. Everyone says it's a date. We say it's not, just two friends hanging out. It's not a date unless we say it is, right?
Actually it's a date if I say it is. It's a date. Tough shit.
My really good friend is a boy and I am a girl. We have known each other since third grade. We are both 16 and in eleventh now. Everyone thinks we like each other, I guess because we talk and laugh a lot and we have a lot in common, because we're best friends, ya know. One thing that makes me believe them is, he likes playing guitar and singing. He plays his guitar for me but he won't sing in front of me, I just can't make him do it. He said he sings in front of his other friends and he even sang at a party in front of 20 some people. Why can't he sing in front of me? He knows I won't be mean.. we've been close for so long..
Maybe he thinks you'll keep on asking him to sing for you after he does it, sort of like how you keep on asking the same goddamn questions over and over.