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You know the facebook free gifts? What's this one supposed to be?
http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=4po58qc (link)
Boxing Gloves.


what song is this? i heard it in hco today
some lyrics are

"she was beautiful, but she didn't mean a thing to me" (link)
"Tiny Vessels" by Death Cab for Cutie.


Hey everyone. My friend and I bought tampons for the first time yesterday (I'm laughing if your reading this now rae) and I just wanted to know if you guys think 13 is too young. My mom and I argued a little over it but I won, so I just wanted to make sure I was fair in my argument. Thanks a bunch ♥ (link)
I think that any age is fine.
Tampons are just an easier way to soak up the blood. Pads get digusting and smell.
They are not meant to be sexual in any way.


Hey everyone. My friend and I bought tampons for the first time yesterday (I'm laughing if your reading this now rae) and I just wanted to know if you guys think 13 is too young. My mom and I argued a little over it but I won, so I just wanted to make sure I was fair in my argument. Thanks a bunch ♥ (link)
hey

whoa i had my period when i was 13 & i definitely used tampons. as long as you are careful not to leave them in too long [TSS] then it's perfectly fine. if you have your period, you're not too young to use tampons. you were fair in your arugmentt



which way down you shave when you shave down there? (link)
depends if you want short term smoothness and long term ingrown hairs and major ichiness and burning, or not as smooth, and no discomfort. if you want ingrown hairs, and redness, and ichiness, and burning, then shave AGAINST the hair growth, so if its growing downwards, you shave upwards. if you want no discomfort, shave along the way the hair grows, so if its growing downwards, then you shave downwards. hope i helped. :)


This chick really likes my boyfriend. She texts him all the time.. which interrupts our time together sometimes. The thing is, he pays for all the texts. Incoming and whatnot. So she's flooding his phone. Blah blah. She gets mad whenever he says he busy or that he's with me ["his girl"]

She keeps sending messages about sex, getting drunk, and bjs. She just won't stop. She knows he's taken and that he's busy.

Advice? He's getting really annoyed and she's not taking a hint.

And here's my problem.

My new friend already likes me. He wants something more and he's like.. waiting for my relationship to fail. He's been "joking" or whatever about kissing me and making out. He's really sweet, believe me. But I'm really happy right now and I don't want to hang out with him.. to lead him on. He called me so many times in one day and now he's wanting for me to call him to hang out. I honestly don't want to hang out with him. It's so awkward and I don't trust him. During my finals, he walked me to all my classes and kissed my head, then later that day my cheek. :| Yeah, my boyfriend does not like that. He doesn't go to my school so he can't "Take care" of my friend. He already said sorry but he's annoying me with the constant "HANG OUT WITH ME" "ARE YOU BUSY TODAY" "CALL ME!" "CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER"

i have a really kind heart and i can't seem to let him down. any advice for me? (link)
Well you first problem:

I would personally get in her face about it and there would probably be a fight and she would get her ass kicked. But that is probably not the way you want to handle it I honestly don't know you could go up to her and be like "My boyfriend is happy with my he doesn't want you...keep looking and stop calling." Or you can get her number blocked.

Second problem:

I wouldn't worry about it too much. As long as he knows you are happily with you boyfriend and you aren't looking than I would still hang out with him. It's not that big of a deal he has a thing for you things like that pass.

:)goodluck.


i fantasize about doing things w/ guys but when it comes time to actually do something with one i dont get turned on at all. but i get horny when i see my friends undressing. does that mean ima lesbian? (link)
I wouldn't exactly say you're a lesbian unless you desire to be with only women. I'm assuming that you're a teenager, so it could be curiosity and your hormones combined. You may have just not found the right guy that you're attracted to. It's also a possibility that you're bi-sexual.


ive never given oral sex before, but even just brushing my teeth, i choke all the time. will i choke will giving oral? how can i make myself not choke?

thanks! (link)
You don't have to take the whole penis in your mouth. Remember that. Take as much in as you can handle, and if you want put your hand at the base and move it as you're giving oral. =)


is it weird that i get horny spying on my brother when he's masturbating or is it just curiosity?

i dont want to feel this way but i dont knwo what to do.

please help!! (link)
It's hormones. It probably isn't the fact that your brother is masturbating, you are probably just horny at the sight of a male masturbating. So as the other people said, download or watch men masturbating. It's mos likely curiosity so don't worry.


My friend Peggy was out sick for two days in a row with food poisoning. When Peggy
came back to work she met Tania by the ladies room at 9AM. Tania said; girl you are
skinny, you lost weight. Peggy thought Tania was implying that Tania never thought
Peggy was skinny before her two day illness (everyone is always telling Peggy she is
skinny - all of her). Anyway around 3PM Peggy was in Tania’s office and Peggy asked
Tania did Tania think that Peggy still looked sick and does Tania think Peggy look pale.
Tania said Peggy you do look pale. Then Peggy said to Tania did Tania think Peggy looks
drawn like Tania told Peggy earlier. And Tania said she didnt say that. What Tania said
she said was that Peggys face looked like it lost weight and when one isnt smiling and one
looks pale their face looks thinner. That night Peggy called me on the telephone and told
me the story and asked me was Tania implying that she never thought Peggy was skinny
before her two day illness. And I told Peggy that Tania wasnt saying that at all, all Tania
said was that Peggys face looked skinnier. My Question: Did I give the right answer (link)
That was extremely confusing. But if I read that correctly, you did give the the right answer.


I was wondering if you guys knew any rock/tecno/weird songs that were very interesting. I want a special song that`s funny,intertaining,and has a cool beat. It doesn`t have to be particularly new. Can you please give me the artists name & the name of the acually song.
thanks :] (link)
I want candy dead - Geoffrey Paris
7 Boom Medley - Freezepop

Any song that's by Jeffree Star.
Check out the Dresden Dolls.

Dr. K - Femme Fatality
Octavia's Love Song - Femme Fatality
Shut Me Up - Mindless Self Indulgence

Only one or two are funny.
They're all kinda techno-ish [exluding Dresden Dolls]

You can find most of those on myspace.

=)


My BF and I were having anal and we had no idea what we where doing, so for some reason his penis went down towards my vagina and then the condom broke. We don't think there was any seman on it or anything because he did not cum. so i took a test and it said i wasn't and then i got my period today, but its really light and spotting. Could i still be pragent? or what is the chance of me being pragent? (link)
Well if he didn't cum, you shouldn't be pregnant unless he pre-came. But even if he did pre-cum the chance that you are pregnant is very low. If you want to be 100% sure, take one more pregnancy test even though I doubt you're pregnant.


I know the theory is that if you have sex without birth control and he cums in you, you're pregnant.


But does this really happen ALL the time?
Can you have sex without getting pregnant?

Even if it IS a small chance, I just wanna know.
And dont tell me "dont have sex", I dont plan on it, I'm just wondering.


I'm sick of people preaching about sex on here. (link)
It's never a "sure" thing that you will get pregnant. One of my teachers explained it to me this way. When a guy's sperm shoots inside of you, you're body is actually trying to stop the sperm from reaching your ovaries. Just because you have sex, you won't always get pregnant, but it is still risky.

My boyfriend could probably explain better, I probably forgot a few details. But I hope I helped.

=)


okay so i had to wash a few things in the washing machine. but by accident, i put fabric softener where the bleach is supposed to be (i dont need bleach) but is this okay? will it damage the clothes that are washing? thanks (link)
Nope :D


ok. so i have psoriasis whicj is just severe dry skin. my doctor told me to go tanning so i did. i went in a booth for he first two times and then switched to a bed last night. i was only in there for ten minutes and i got totally burned. i can't even move w/o it hurting. what should i do? (link)
10 minutes was way too long to go.
Next time only go 5 or 6 minutes.

Now for the burn, I definately suggest Aloe. If you don't have that then use lotion.


does anyone know where i can get a hoodie that has stars printed all over it? anyonee? or something like it,just some stores that have that style. (link)
Tillys.


if a boy says he likes you and wants to be with you does he usually mean it? (link)
It all depends on the guy.
You have to use your best judgement.
Some guys do mean it and some will just say it to get in your pants, so you make the choice :D


I feel kind of ridiculous asking this, but it's really bothering me. Today I was wearing a denim skirt and the zipper fly was stuck for some reason. I was wearing a long top with the skirt. Since the zipper fly was stuck and unzipped, it was kinda sticking out, forming a little bump in my shirt in that area. Hopefully I explained that so it made sense. But yeah, anyway... what would you think if you saw someone with that happening to them... I just hope I didn't look like a complete idiot. (link)
I wouldn't notice a zipper sticking out :D


i just got braces and they look really ugly..is there anything i can do to make them look less ugly or less noticeable and what band color should i get? just colors that i like or is there certain colors that look bad/good on diffent ppls teeth? (link)
The best thing to do is just get silver bands so your braces won't stand out.
Or if you want colors, pick a really light pink or something.
Avoid clear or white bands because they turn yellowish and will make your teeth look yellow.


okay so i want to give my bf hand and im like nervous. last time i was with him he even undid his belt and put my hand by there but i just couldnt do it. i want to... but ah idk. im afraid itll be gross. is it gross?? what should i expect? (link)
Well it isn't too gross, until he cums. But even that isn't too bad. Just make sure to clean up quickly. I suggest you use a good lubricant so it's easier for your hands to move quickly. =)




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