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I'm Christina, and I'm 27. I tend to be brutally honest when I give advice or an opinion. I don't tell people what they want to hear but rather what they need to hear. They don't always appreciate it at first, but I usually get a thank you in the end.


I have 15 tattoos, and 8 piercings. I'm married and just gave birth to a baby boy in May. I'm currently a SAHM so you can find me taking care of my son and binge-watching television while he naps.

advice

i dont get this quote can someone plz translate it



O, beware, my lord, of jealousy!
It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock
The meat it feeds on. (by shakespeare)

thanks^_^

Posting the question twice won't get you any better answers.

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well, mystic tan left me with some streaking...will it go away soon? or should i go back and get it done again to clear up the streaking? i went yesterday and got it done

I've never been tanning before since I'm naturally tan & don't need to.

I would say to go back & get it done again.

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15/f
me and my best guy friend started a friends with benefits relationship but we want to keep it a secret and that was a mutual decision. this has been going on for about 5months now. it has been rediculously hard not to tell my best girl friend and normally i tell her EVERYTHING. while talking to a friend of both of ours i accidentally sliped and spilled the truth to her. she was fine with it and she's a very trustworthy friend and i know she would never tell anyone about us. for about 2weeks i hadn't told my guy friend that one of our friends knew about us. finally yesterday i told him because i don't want to keep things from him. he got mad but played it off just like "w/e doesn't matter" but then when he was leaving he didn't say goodbye. he doesn't know it but i really like him alot, more than just a friend. im in love with him. i don't want to screw anything up because i really believe we have a good chance at a romantic relationship. i apologized to him many times about spilling the beans but i dont think he understands how hard it is to keep it a secret that long from my best friend either. i can sense that he's still mad and i don't know how to show him how much i really love him because we've said "i love you" to each other but it was just as friends. i know this probably sounds confusing but all im asking is how to have a meaningful apology so he'll know i'm really sorry and i really care.

Just tell him how you feel about him, and tell him you're sorry.

I'm sure he'll come around. But in my OPINION: friends with benefits is a bad idea. One person falls in love, the other one doesn't & people get hurt.

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my boyfriend has me 9th in his top friends for myspace and like 4 other girls are in front of me. and he never puts me in his AIM away message and it kinda pisses me off. one day he'll be like "i love you soo much i couldn't live without youu." then he'll be like ehh whatever the next day and not as sweet. some days he calls me and some times he doesn't. i just want him to call me every day and put me in his away messages and tell me he loves me all the time. some times he does, but other times he just doesn't. it would be kind of stupid being like "yeah you have to call me every day and always say you love me and put me in your AIM away message." but i don't know how else to get the message across..

he's a very loving boyfriend but sometimes i feel that he likes to play hard to get. =(

every other day he's wicked nice and sweet to me. but how come not EVERY day?

I think you're overreacting just a bit. He doesn't have to put you in his away messages. He doesn't have to constantly serenade you with "I love you baby" and he doesn't have to call everyday. And it's just MySpace. Top 8's, 14's, 16's, whatever -- they're not that damn important.

If it bothers you, talk to him about it.

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I have recently read the book, Lord of the Kill. In it, it stated that zoo's are not all good and nice as they may seem. Have you ever wondered, as you stared into the cages of the baby animals, "well, where are the older ones?" I bet you haven't. If you go to this website and read the first three paragraphs http://animalliberationfront.com/Practical/Entertainment/OldZooAnimals.htm , that will explain where those old animals went to. I'm telling you this because I want the public to be informed about it. Also, I've been thinking about trying to start a sanctuary for the old animals, so they dont get dumped into hunting yards or anything. What do you guys think?

I see animals of all ages at the Zoo when I go, so like the first girl said, I don't know what zoo you're going to.

Why would a zoo dump an animal onto the side of an interstate? Do you know how damn retarded that sounds? "Yeah, we don't need this animal anymore, so let's just put this WILD animal here on the interstate & hope it makes it's way into the wild."

No. They either put the animal to sleep, set it into the wild, or give it to another zoo.

What a retarded book you read.

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I'm 14/f [And you thought a guy would be asking this question =P]. I don't have many friends and I'm fine with that and also the fact that I only have one true girl friend [let's call her Jane]. I'm not exactly a tomboy but I get along with the guys much better because...I don't know. We just click better than I do with girls. I have about 9 guy friends and Jane is my only girl friend. She has another friend [let's call her Jessy] and I'm okay with her but we don't see each other often...MAYBE once every two weeks? In the hallways? Plus, she's moving away this summer so it's kind of bleh. Anywhos, you're probably wondering what my problem is by now. Well, I know that I only like one of my guy friends. The others, I see them as my friends. The thing is that my parents think I'm going "gay" [I'm bi actually] because I have so many guy friends [my parents are homophobes] and they [my mom mostly] thinks that I have a crush on every one of them. Then there is the whole school deal. Most of the people that go to my school are like "OMG! He's a guy! I can't be friends with him because I'm a girl." And stuff like that. So if a girl has many guy friends and vice versa, you're basically screwed-- especially if you're a girl [that's me] that has many guy friends [that would be, well, my guy friends]. Last year, my friend who is a total tomboy got called a wh*re/sl*t/ and whatnot because she had so many guy friends and like one girl friend [like me. Woopdee doo.] So I'm afraid that's going to happen to me and have people thinki I like all my guy friends or something...
So is there any way that I can attempt to get more girl friends or just get over the fact that I get along with guys more easily? Ahh! I don't know. Just tell me what to do, please =)

Just get over the fact. There's nothing wrong with hanging out with guys & you know it. Truthfully, I think that girls that bash on you for it are just jealous because they don't have guys as friends.

And I see why you don't hang out with girls. It's girls like that [the ones who bash you for dumb things] that make me wanna kill them all. I hang out with guys too, and it's cool.

And as for your parents, ignore them. You're their daughter and no matter what your sexual orientation may be they should love you. =) And if they don't, then they're not very good parents.

Hang out with who you want. Be who you are & fuck opinions. Remember that. =)

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At the begining of the school year, there was a guy in my Spanish class. Gradually we became really close friends, and the more I hung out with him, the more I relized that I really liked him. At both of my best friends pressuring, I told him that I liked him.

How I told him is that I wrote a note telling him. I know it was very childish to do so but I am happy now that I did not tell him in person.

His response to me telleing him was that 'He would never consider being more than friends with a black person.' His words exactly, then after a few days of me fuming and wanting to kill him, he says that he only said that to spare my feelings. He said that he really did not like me the way I liked him, but I think he was lying. Now I feel a little uncomfortable around him, should I tell him how I feel about him now? Or should I leave well enough alone. I'll take any advice. I am an African American female, and he is a white male.

Leave it alone. He said he didn't like you like that, so if you feel awkward just leave it alone for a bit.

Besides, he basically told you he didn't see himself with a black person. That's hella rude.

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I've liked this girl and she's liked me for 3 and a half years now. We've had our problems but have pretty much always stayed best friends. Now we've been going out for a while and senior prom is coming up. We're going to go together. Our relationship is going amazing. I've never felt more comfortable with anyone, not even family. My family loves her and vice-versa. I'm so in love. Everything is great. Except for one thing. I like another girl. She has a boyfriend and likes me back. She offered to get drunk with me on Saturday and said she thinks that her boyfriend is cheating on her. She basically straight out OFFERED to break up with her boyfriend for me tonight and make out with me. I don't know what to do. I love my girlfriend so much and don't want to mess any of it up but I really lust for this other girl and like hanging out with her a lot. I know that I just need to get over the other girl but I'm having a really tough time doing so. Any ideas? :)

If you love your girlfriend, you won't do anything to fuck it up. So keep your hormones in tact, and stay faithful to your girlfriend. Things are going good, why ruin it?

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my mom and i used to get along but now not much at all. if we ever do talk we start yelling. she just has no idea about my life and if i try to tell her she just starts yelling if i say can i talk to you without yelling she says well your being a btch. now im just leaving her out and she just wont get over it so what ever i do what ever i try she gets mad and starts goin off on me. im the ?/goth im trying to get away from being gothic. my family mainly my mom and my cousins all hate it about me now. but i like being gothic i like the style i like the people it makes me feel better about myself. but im startin to try and go normal because what ever i do im wrong what ever i say or i do or who my friends are or what i wear or listen to or who i talk to or how i act its always wrong in her eyes. im always getting yelled at or grounded or with my friends. so i wana change because i think it might save me but i just like gothic its who i am its the only thing other than my gothic friends that make me happy. ive been trying to change my personality all for my mom and i get grounded what is wrong with my life. i get xtremely mad and just am starting to lash out but my family just says im grounded. grounding me every day at least a few times even though im already grounded. i hate my life i have no confidence i do nothing right ever in my hole life. but im afraid im gona run away(id rather) or kill myself. i will. my friends even are surprised im still living and still home. i only get to see them at school but thier my life. all my friends are deppressed but even with their problems they try to help me. i love them i will die if i lose any of them. ive already lost 3 bffs in my group to suicide and abuse. they think id be next they do every thing to keep me here and alive they say theyd all run away with me. i will soon. before i die. i get grounded so much in a day so i just stay in my room all day on my cell phone(my mom has no idea about)i got which i pay for through a friend. its either that so i can have one thing in my life or die. if any help im a fucked up catholic school girl thats just turned 13 and female. i need help in advice. how do i fix my life! how do i get my mom to shut up for a sec to even tell her anything! how am i still here whats even keeping me here! isnt it stupid to get grounded atleast 6 times a day even though im already grounded! my friends risk their lives to give me a chance in life over and over again daily what could i do for them. should i run away with my friends. and please help me with anything else i forgot and any toughts about my messed up life.

I know how you feel. I'm 16 years old, and my parents still treat me like I'm 5.

In my parents eyes, I can do nothing right. The way I dress is wrong. The people I hang out with are bad. The music I listen to is bad. The way I think is unacceptable. The way I talk is uncalled for. Everything I do is failure.

I tried to talk to my parents about it, but they'd yell at me or tell me that I'm getting on their nerves. Or that I was annoying, or to shut up. They didn't wanna hear me out, but then when I didn't say anything to them, they'd get mad because I wasn't including them in my life.

I basically told them that they were contradicting themselves, and if they cared about me at all, they'd give me a chance to talk & they'd listen. To this day, they still ignore me. I try to include them, and let them know how I feel, and how I'm doing, but they don't bother to pay attention to me, so I just go about my business. I told my mom I applied for a job, and she told me "You won't get called back. You apply for jobs wrong." So, I decided that if my mom cared, she'd come around.

She doesn't ask me how my day is, how I'm doing, what I'm up to, or what I'm thinking. She doesn't ask me what I'd like to eat [I can only eat certain foods because I'm very much lactose intolerant] and she doesn't want me to go with her when they go to the store. My mom doesn't include me in her life, so I don't include her in mine.

My mom, my brother, and my dad -- make me wanna pull my hair out. They make me wanna scream. I'm usually close with my brother, but he's an idiot most of the time, and I can't stand him. The only reason why I'm here is music & friends. Without them, I would've commited suicide already, but they keep me here.

Just try to include your mom more, and if it doesn't work, then just don't talk to her at all. If she asks something, answer her. But if she doesn't have anything to say to you, then you don't say anything at all.

It's normal to fight with your mom though, especially as a teenage female. I started to have these problems with my mom when I was 12, and I gave up trying at 14. I'm 16 now. Just keep living for your friends, and your music.

Do what you want [find out who you are, wear what you want, and listen to what you want], and if your mom hates it, then so be it. You're only in her house for about 5 more years. Keep your head up.

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how long do you give a handjob?

Until he cums.

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I met this boy through an organization a few weeks ago. He goes to a different school, and is about 3 years older than me. He's a senior, and I am a sophomore (he's 18, and I'm 15).

Anyway, we've been texting a lot and he randomly told me that he liked one of my friends. This friend is now pretty much in a relationship. I called her and asked her, point-blank. She is leading this boy that I met on.

I was this boy's crutch through a really tough breakup with his ex of almost 2 years. I like him a lot, and I don't want to see him get hurt again, at least not until his heart has healed.

Should I tell him that this girl is leading him on, or should I let him find out for himself?

If you care about him, tell him.

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i really need advice. I have track for two hours everyday after school and my school is about 30 minutes away from where i live, and so i basically get home at 6. this week i have a HUGE science project due, a math quiz thursday, french quiz wednesday, english project sue[[that i barely started]], history test monday[[maybe tuesday]] and PLUS my birthday party is saturday! AND i give a history presenttion tomorrow!!! im real stressed and i KNOW i dnt have enough time to do ANY of this! in my track you can skip one day, well i ALREADY skipped today!!! and i feel bad skipping another day, but im stressing with all my homework and projects and tests and quizes, PLUS i havent taken a shower in TWO days because of it! WHAT SHOULD I DO!!!plus i dnt know what to tell my parents,there strict about sports and i need some destressing remedies...have ANY???.

Talk to your coach about it. Since it's for school, they'll understand.

School comes first, then sports.

But if you're stressed out, take a nap, then wake up & take things one at a time.

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does getting fingered hurt?
i know it depends on the person so don't say that, im asking if it does for you.

also how long does a guy usually do it for?

thanks

It did at first, but it doesn't hurt anymore.

He does it until you orgasm, or cum.

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You're rude.

Thanks? I care why?

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what are some really good movies
i'm a 15 year old girl btw.

Borat.
The School Of Rock.
White Chicks.
Thirteen.
Napoleon Dynamite.
American Pie 1&2.
American Wedding.
American Pie Presents: Band Camp.
American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile.

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I really want a tattoo like Gisele Bundchen's, like with the star on her hand. its soo cute! but would the tattoo people or my parents let me? because im only 13..

Nope. You've gotta be 18 to get a tattoo.

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can you list rock bands alot of different ones please

#
30 seconds to mars.

A
aiden.
avril lavigne.
anti-flag.
atreyu.
armor for sleep.
avenged sevenfold.
against me!
anberlin.
afi.
a fading memory.
a kiss could be deadly.
a static lullaby.
a heartwell ending.
and then i turned seven.

B
brand new.
breaking benjamin.
bloc party.
bright eyes.
boys like girls.

C
cute is what we aim for.
cobra starship.
cartel.
chiodos.
coheed & cambria
chevelle.
crossfade.

D
down to earth approach.
dashboard confessional.

E
endless hallways.
envy on the coast.
escape the fate.
evanescence.
eighteen visions.

F.
flyleaf.
fall out boy.
four letter lie.
from first to last.

G
gwen stefani.
gym class heroes.
greeley estates.
gatsby's american dream.

H
hinder.
hellogoodbye.
head automatica.
hollywood undead.
him.
hawthorne heights.
hot hot heat.

I
i am ghost.

J
jack's mannequin.
jimmy eat world.

K
kill hannah.

L
lostprophets.
linkin park.

M
my chemical romance.
men women & children.
matchbook romance.
millencolin.
motion city soundtrack.

N
new found glory

O
ok go.

P
paramore.
plain white t's.
papa roach.
panic! at the disco.

Q
queens of the stoneage.

R
rise against.

S
senses fail.
saosin.
say anything.
sugarcult.
saves the day.
straylight run.
slipknot.
safety in rumors.
smile empty soul.
self against city.
silverstein.

T
taking back sunday.
the red jumpsuit apparatus.
the used.
the matches.
three days grace.
the almost.
third eye blind.
three doors down.
the all-american rejects.
the academy is...
the number twelve looks like you.
the fall of troy.
the postal service.
the hush sound.
the killers.
the sounds.
the fray.
the fully down.
thursday.
thrice.
the faint.
the black dahlia murder.
the click five.
the raconteurs.

U
underoath.

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ok so i've been friends with benefits with my best guy friend for about 7months now. i used to like him but then i just stopped liking him. that was about 5months ago. now about a month ago i realized i still like him. i just got back from a spring break vacation and the whole time i was on vacation i couldn't stop thinking about him...EVER. and i got butterflies. i never got butterflies that much before and i think i really love him. i think he likes me. we tell each other we love each other but it was always in the friendly way. i dont know how to tell him that i really really love him. i have more feelings for him than i did with my ex boyfriend.

If you like this guy, you need to tell him how you feel about it. You can't have friends with benefits because if you get attached, he might not feel the same about you. But, just tell him.

The worst he could say is that he's taken, gay or he doesn't like you. It's obviously not the first two, so he might like you but you'll never know if you don't say anything.

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My AIM buddylist recently deleted itself, i unfortunately have no other screen names with which i backed it up. Any idea how to get it back?

Unfortunately you can't get it back. Ask a friend for hers, and then upload it to yours.

Either that or next time you make a buddylist, save it just in case it happens. =)

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how do you kiss
do you suck as your kissing or what all do you do please detailed
dont say it will come naturally please

If you don't want me to tell you it comes naturally, then what would you like me to tell you?

It really does come naturally. There's nothing you should worry about.

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