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This guy thats really nice to me says he wants to teach me about life. I dont know if he likes me or anything but hes relly nice. We are both 16 and i'm not sure what he means, Is he trying to call me dumb?
No, he's trying to call himself smart. He's unintentionally calling himself dumb.
You're made for each other.
i'm 21 f and i just can't handel all the stress my parents are putting on me. i want to date this guy and i'm too afraid to tell my parents. since i got out of a serious relationship a while ago they don't want to see me hurt and i get that. but i live alone and need to make my own choices and the fact that they keep pushing me to be single really bothers me. i know that they care and all but i really like him and its not like its going to be serious right off the bat. what can i tell my parents to make them stop stressing me out and telling me to bee alone.
You are letting your parents control you too much. They mean well, but you're 21, you live alone, and you know what you're doing.
There's no reason for them to even know about it.
Well i've been with my boyfriend for four years, and i'm one of those girls who no matter how many times i hear that porn is okay i can't get it through my head and it still hurts, well i had learned to accept it as long as he did it when we weren't going to have sex, but i recently found out he does it like after or before we have sex i asked him not to because it bothers me and i caught him again, and after a while he admitted he had a problem and was addicted and was going to seek help, so i stumbled upon porn filters and i mentioned it to him and he said he wouldn't mind but i don't know how porn works with guys, will this cause him to want to do others girls now that he can't wack it to just the thought of others? cause i always researched how to accept your guy looking at porn and they always said " you should be happy he's trying to control it not doing the real thing" hes always looked at porn so i don't know what problems it's going to cause if i apply this filter. What do you guys think
Razhie is right, as usual.
If a girl were to put a filter on my computer without my consent, I would break up with them immediately. That is such a betrayal. You don't trust him, so in order to make yourself feel more secure, you do the ultimate distrustworthy thing. How does that make sense?
Watching porn, unless it's disrupting a relationship between two mentally healthy people (see, you don't count), is perfectly natural. It is not a reflection on you. You are taking your own crushing insecurities and projecting them onto him so that he's the one with a problem, not you. Sorry, you have the problem. Fix it, or you will feel like this forever, because your boyfriend is not abnormal. I don't know a single guy that doesn't watch porn.
My mother hates my wife
I hate her too.
So my boyfriend's little brother and I go to school together. Everytime I go to his house or I see him at school he takes special interest in me and what I'm doing. He likes to play with my hair or if I'm wearing boots he plays with them and any type of jewlery I wear he takes it of and puts it back on me. I've seen him do it to several other girls but not the way he does it to me, oh yeah and he likes to touch my face a lot. The scary part is that I have more in common with him than I do with my boyfriend so I ask this...Do his feelings for me go far more then friendship and if they do, What should I do?
He wants to be your stylist. So in a sense I guess he does want more than friendship.
16/f
i like this guy who has this girlfriend. hes not happy in the relationsip. i wouldnt try anythig with him until he is out of the relationsip. but i like to listen to music when im sad.
so what are songs where you want someone to want you back?
i already know of i want you to want me - cheaptrick
you belong with me - taylor swift
anymore?
also if you could help with my situation that would be good too. so a little more into detail, i like this guy and he keeps looking at me and smiling, so we became friends and we talk a lot. we talk about his relationship with his gf and they dont seem happy. they havent kissed and have been going out for 2 months and he seems like he wants something new. I really like him and I want him to want me. Like I said before, I wouldnt let him cheat of his gf, but how can I have him for myself?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IQ40gnssOs
Feel better?
I heard that sperm can stay in your body for upp to 4 to 5 days . Me and my boyfriend had sex during the whole time my period was on and he came In me twice everyday . I was jus wordering was it a good chance that I can be pregnant ? Or are my chances slim to nun ?
At this rate you're better off as a nun.
There's this couple that i know they were together before but they were always constantly fighting i think he was too strict on her and she was always controlling him and asking him questions and swearing at him and his family and she pretty much treated him like dirt and accused him of cheating and everything and i'm not sure about him but i know his short tempered however,they broke up for about 2 months she dumped him though she would always call him and she'd cry to get back with him though she'd also tell him off and swear at him they got back about 2 weeks ago i'm just wondering do you people think they'll last or what i'm not sure how their relationship is now im just curious thank you.
She's pregnant and he's gay.
what does it mean after a couple of times a guy kisses you on the lips and says right after you pull back "get the picture". does it mean that he likes me?im 14 and i'm a girl
It means you're dating someone that watches too much TV.
I got the flu shot again this year... however I feel awful I had it about a month or two ago. But I woke up and my nose was really runy, my body hurts I am cold and shaking... this is the exact symptoms I had when I had the flu a couple years ago.... but I had the shot???
By the time scientists and doctors isolate the flu strain, create a vaccine, mass produce it, and inject it into your system, the flu has already mutated. The vaccine is then much less effective at fighting it.
This is why I don't get flu shots. Actually, this is the fake reason I cook up to make it seem like I have a good reason... in reality I'm just too lazy.
What is a painless way to do anal sex?
Giving rather than receiving.
Okay,
19/F. I asked a question a few weeks ago about my ex-boyfriend on here and got one answer. It was kind of rude, kind of funny. If you would like to read, feel free to.
Anyways, so I have a facebook... just like many other people do. And I guess I always had my profile to where everyone could see my whole profile.
Last night, I changed it to where only my friends could see my profile... no one else.
So my ex-boyfriend and I had a fight awhile ago and he ended up deleting me. No big deal, I figured he would anyways, he does it everytime we have a fight.
This morning, I logged on and he added me. Is it weird that he added me the night I changed my privacy settings? I mean, I know we both still have feelings for eachother but our prides and stubbornness get in the way of us being together (Or, that's what I think).
I'm not worried about it, but I thought it was weird. And I would like your opinions on it too, please. (:
And I forgot to mention I texted him about a week and a half ago to wish him happy birthday. The only reason I remembered was because my little brother's birthday is the same day. Does it make a difference?
Thanks in advance.
Oh my God, where do you get the time to write 230 words about the most inane occurrences? You have so much energy for the tedious and meaningless... you would work wonders in a sweat shop.
Anyway, the advice. No. No. No. No. The answer will always be no to any question you ever ask. Nothing means anything. Anything means nothing. Does it mean anything he happened to add you after you changed your privacy settings? No. Does it mean anything that the only reason you remember his birthday is because it's the same day as your little brother's? No. Is this advice going to deter you from hyper-analyzing every single detail of your life? No. Will that stop me from lovingly berating you every time you ask a question like this? What do you think?
20 f. I am living with my boyfriend that i have been with for 2yrs and we just had a baby in june. We are on and off and have been since i was pregnant, we don't even share the same room, but we keep trying to work things out for our son. . but one of the times we broke up, i had sex with this guy i had been talking to, and we didnt use protection, and now im pregnant. I told my son's dad and he was mad to say the least. . I don't know what to do because our families never knew we broke up to begin with. I deffinetly want to keep the baby, and i told the guy i hooked up with, and it turns out he has someone else pregnant too. Im in a huge mess and the worst part i dont know how i'll face my family, especially my mom, who loves my baby's dad. . please help!
Abort it or put it up for adoption. Stop trying to totally decimate any semblance of stability in your son's life.
So, a few times a year my boyfriend goes paintballing with a bunch of friends, but i've always been too scared to go. I guess I'm not a big risk taker. But I really want to prove to him (and myself, more importantly) that I'm not such a wuss. I just see some of the welts he comes back with and they look painful. The reason I'm afraid is because I don't want to get hurt when I get shot at. He says it stings a bit for a few seconds and then you're fine. I would like any advice I could get on the subject to make me feel more confident going into it. Thanks!
It really only hurts for a few seconds, and you should definitely go. It's extremely fun, and the pain actually adds to the experience.
But as far as blondiebluesky's comments about guys not wanting to shoot girls... uh, no. You can't fight for pay parity in the work place and the right to vote and not expect to be treated as an equal to a male in every regard, even if it means taking a paintball to the head. I would have absolutely no problem blowing a girl away.
About a week ago, my boyfriend Scott and I (we’re both 18) were hanging out and we saw this guy jogging, and Scott said to me, “his boobs are bigger than yours!” For some reason – perhaps I’m just being neurotic and silly – my feelings were really hurt by the comment. Since then I’ve just been feeling really ugly and self conscious. He called me this afternoon and he was all like, “hey, I noticed that you’ve been really quiet lately. Is everything okay? You can always talk to me if you need anything.”
Am I justified in feeling this way? I know that this is a completely ridiculous thing to ask for help about but... I’m kind of at a loss of what to do. I don’t want to talk to him about it because it’s so embarrassing, and I won’t have him think I’m an insecure, hypersensitive wuss.
No, you are not justified in feeling this way. Yes, you are acting like an insecure, hypersensitive wuss.
When he made that comment, he wasn't disparaging you. He wasn't even thinking about you. He said it to be funny, not to make some dig against you.
As long as you're going to be involved with guys, you should know that males don't usually have ulterior motives when speaking. He meant precisely what he said; that guy apparently had bigger boobs than you, or at least large enough moobs that the hyperbolic comparison to yours would be humorous.
i just got through watching the omen, and during that movie, many religions were shown: christianty, satanism, other pagan religions, etc.
also my friend told me about his friend who is a jehovah's witness and some of their stuff got me thinking.
i was raised methodist christian in my home but turned my back on faith about a year ago. too many rules, inconsistancies, hypocrites, and it was all just very overwhelming, so i quit. and even now that i've given up on religion, i can't get it out of my head. its like i've been brainwashed. i'm not asking someone to give me back my faith, or to even lecture me.
what i'm asking is what do YOU believe? are you christian? satanist? wiccan? anything at all? please answer my question with why you believe in what you believe, and how exactly it works. thanks in advance :) (oh, and i don't judge. so even if you've made up some weird thing where you worship hotdogs, i won't mind)
Religion is a coping mechanism for death.
Everything-happens-for-a-reason is a coping mechanism for life.
idk why but i loovee music in a different languages
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VHoT4N43jK8
does anyone know any music like thiss? i'm in love with this.
Kvelertak, they sing in Norwegian and they will tear your face off.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmhVKq-vUMs
Alcest, they sing in French and they will put you in a really restful coma.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dwrrLb-uJQ
Black Cobra, they (sometimes) sing in Spanish and their sludged out stoner riffs will put you on your knees.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiq77H-zxVo
Behemoth occasionally sings in Norwegian, and if you listen to them your body will just give up on living and you'll go straight to Purgatory, without passing Go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XoZcV2sCu48
if i put one finger in, i can feel my vagina all around it, but i can still fit two in, and maybe three but that would be painful. Is that considered tight? I'm thinking about getting together with an old boyfriend that i had 2 years ago and he said i was so tight. But at that point i had sex like single digit amount of times and the first time we had sex it had been a few months since the last time. But the guy i had sex with before him had a much larger penis. I've had a lot of sex since then and I'm worried that i'm not as tight anymore
Your vagina is designed to push an entire baby out of it and then go back to normal.
As much as Mr. Big Dick would like to believe he had the girth to permanently stretch you out, that's impossible.
okay so i've liked this guy brian for the longest time. we've hooked up on multiple occasions and had sleepovers, but he doesn't want a girlfriend. he he's had 2 since spring of 2009 and now he's just enjoying life..which means he's not only hooking up with me. so i've decided that it's great for him, but sucks for me and i can't get him out of my head. it's really bad, i couldn't fall asleep for the longest time last night because of it. so does anyone have "cleansing" ideas? i've deleted his number from my phone for the time being. just until i figured things out and cleared my head. any other ideas? thanks!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dwrrLb-uJQ
Problem solved.
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
Over 9000.