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I saw this video that was CLAIMING it was Miley Cyrus getting high and smoking a bong on her 18th birthday party with her friends. Whoever it was, she was obviously stoned out of her mind. I know a lot of this celebrity media stuff is false though with Photoshop and look-a-like doubles. I use to watch Hannah Montana a lot when I was a little younger and I actually like Miley Cyrus as an actress and singer. I know it's none of my business, but I'm just curious if the video is for real or if it's been faked? Anybody know?
Real, although she's smoking salvia, which is legal in many states including California, which is where she was partaking.
I'm looking for some suggestions on what kind of sexy underwear would look good on somebody who is not perfectly skinny and slim? I'm not a plus size, far from it but I'm about 4kgs over weight, which means I'm a bit round. If that makes sense...
I'm just interested in which pieces/styles would look better for me; I want to surprise my boyfriend.
Thank you!
What's this "underwear" thing you speak of?
When is the Ukraine Christmas? I'm Ukraine, but I've always just celebrated the one on dec 25. But I want to embrace my heritage :)
Embrace Wikipedia.
My ex boyfriend broke up with me 4 months ago. He seemed like he regretted it afterwards, he made the decision quite abruptly and didn't actually think it through.
We spoke here and there a while afterwards but then I cut contact. He still text me now and then saying he still loved me, missed me etc. I asked him whether that meant he wanted to get back together and he said he wasn't sure.
I haven't spoken to him for over a month, but I do check his facebook (bad I know) and he puts lyrics to our favourite songs all of the time. I know he isn't seeing anyone else and he always puts things like I wanna make you mine..or lyrics to songs we used to sing to eachother. Does this just mean he misses me?
He's gay.
I recently got out of a relationship just to find out that im pregnant and he has a girlfriend already. For some reason i cant stop txting him and i know that i need to b/c he was a dog and is not good enough for me! he has treated me 100 times worse since he found out about the baby. i just dont know how to move on! I need some advice!
Delete phone number + fetus.
I got married 3 years ago. My wife and agreed not to share our past sexual history so that it didn't get in the way of our passion for each other. Two weeks ago I walked into the room while she was on the phone with her friend. I gathered from the conversation that they were discussing sex, which is no big deal. She threw out the number "39" once and I just ignored the whole thing. The next day we got into a heated discussion over her friend (who I think is bad news to hang around with all of the time since she has a habit of sleeping around and cheating on boyfriends; I just don't want my wife associated with a person like that) and my wife told me she's already slept with 39 men and "about" 10 women so she knows what she's "missing." (WHAT SHE SAID!)
I know the past is the past but it kind of bothers me because I had no idea she had such a long sexual history. We're both 25. It's just very surprising because she doesn't even SEEM like the type of person to sleep around so much.
I love her and she loves me. How can I just get over this old-news and move forward with our relationship? When I get to thinking about how many people have had my wife I get incredibly turned off and I'm afraid this sort of thing might happen in the bedroom while we're in a heated moment.
So, how do I move forward from it?
You guys should have marriage counseling to clear the air and figure out where to go from here.
On the bright side your wife is really good at counting.
what is cum used for
It's what blue cheese salad dressing is made from.
My girlfriend found out she's pregnant two weeks ago. When she told me she immediately said she was going to abort it and that I didn't have to worry about anything. I tried to tell her that I really would love to raise the baby, with or without her around.
I think she's making a drastic decision. I feel like if she seriously goes through with getting rid of the baby we created together then I'll be forced to dump her. I love her but I wouldn't be able to get over this sort of thing. We've been together for 2 years and this cold side of her is completely new to me. It's like I don't know her at all now.
I understand her not wanting to be a mom right now. I'm 22 and she's 21 and so we have a lot of time to make those sorts of family decisions. I would love to be a father already though, even if it means raising my son or daughter as a single parent. I know I could do it, and I would never make her be a part of raising him or her if she didn't want to.
I have a really good, reliable job. I have my own apartment. I have a great family support system. I'm in good health. I have a few younger brothers and sisters so I know what it means to bring home a newborn. I know I could do this, and it's what I want.
How can I convince her to give birth? I know about the rights of the woman and "her choice" but what about the rights of the man? I helped make this baby with her. I'm willing to spend the rest of my life, alone or otherwise, raising him or her. I want this baby. Is there anything, absolutely anything, I can do to keep him or her around? Somehow get some sort of custody? Please, help me. She has an appointment coming up and she just won't listen to what I have to say about this. She just has to give birth and from there I will take care of rest of the baby's life. Why won't she just listen?
I've never met a man that's carried a fetus for nine months. What was it like?
For decades Doctors and professional Psychological Analysts have been trying to solve the puzzle of this mysterious yet destructive dilemma. It has not been determined if it is a disease which is affecting the human Brain's ability to properly analyze facts and truths presented to them which they find mentally impossible to properly analyze to help them come to a logical solution to the problem trying to be solved. Dr. Shawn Czerwinski is a Political Psychologists at one of the finest universities in Philadelphia. He believes it is due to Genetic Deficiencies Syndrome otherwise known as "GDS" which ultimately affects the ability of the human Brain to function properly. This disease or impairment is due to poor genetics in the political family tree of the persons affected. Dr. Czerwinski and other colleagues have agreed that one of the best remedies for this mental problem of not being able to properly analyze proven facts and statistics to reach a logical conclusion is quite simple. Those with the extreme liberal minded deficiencies should either study more, communicate more with smart and intelligent people, stay away from their extreme liberal minded friends who may carry this uncurable disease or just simply start believing that it's very possible, if not probable, that you're wrong and if you can't properly analyze something that concerns your family, neighbors, friends, community school system, County programs then just shut up and sit down and let more intelligent people be in charge of analyzing and solving our problems in society and elsewhere. So, what other cures or remedies are there to help the mentally impaired over-Liberal minded persons in our society?
I saw your follow-up question on Razhie's column, and just thought I would add some input. You are operating under the assumption that most people do not listen to Rush and Larry and all the other talk show hosts on KABC and KFI. You can then point them in their direction as somewhere they can be enlightened. It's an interesting strategy.
You're right when you assume most people do not listen to talk radio, but I do. I am a moderate American, and I listen to every person you mentioned. It's not because I agree or disagree with what they're saying; I just enjoy talk radio, so I'm listening to it as an unbiased American. I listen daily, so my judgement of each host isn't based on one or two listens. I am listening to large portions of every single show.
So when you tell someone to listen to Rush Limbaugh as a way of hearing the good word, I find that outright disturbing. Rush's show can really only be categorized as blubbering, and yes, don't think I didn't recognize that this whole liberalism-is-a-mental-illness shtick is something that started with Rush.
The reason there are very few liberal talk show hosts is because it doesn't get ratings. Not because they're spreading misinformation or lies, but because liberals don't listen to the radio. It's really that simple; to blow it out of proportion is to take (another) page out of Rush's book.
Really, you're only harming conservatism. You're pointing average Americans in the direction of staunch, hard line conservative talk show hosts that can only appeal to a tiny number of people. You are essentially breeding opposition and disgust by having the ultra-conservatives represent basic conservatism. If you really want to spread conservative ideals, forget about Rush, forget about Bill, forget about Sean (and thank God you didn't mention Levin), and point them to Larry. Larry doesn't spread verbal garbage, and he's moderate enough that his ideas can have some appeal.
At this point in time, you're only hurting the Republican Party and conservatism at large. While I don't particularly care if you're able to bring Americans into your fold, I thought it would be nice for you to know that your current strategy will have them running in the opposite direction.
Does guys prefer hot sexy girls or cute girls? What about clumsy girls? Smart or stupid? Any additional information can be added :)) Also what kind of girls do you think is hot and what kind is cute?
I does prefer intelligent, coordinated girls. There is nothing hot about being an idiot or bumping into shit.
So I have this guy , and we have been seeing eachother for a month or two and he always makes these rude comments like ''oh if my ex was alive id marry he ri know you dont like hearing it'' or ''you have the same wasteline like amanada'' or makes jokes ''i would pick a 20 year old model instead of you '' and so lately.. i just ignored all the rudeness.. but i took him to a work party , and he made a joke saying '' oh i can make my imagination make you pretty'' and laughed and then made another rude joke of ugly jokes and put a cloth on my head and then looked around at all the girls adn then turned to me oh you look good too.. and its so frustrating because i do everythingn for him and he treats me like this... and he says he is a bit cruel but he didnt mean to hurt anyone , also he said that hes at his primetime of life 23 and he needs sex because he doesnt want to waste it as he heard on the base... and so , he said he wont wait years for me , but 6 months is enough and then later that night at work , he said he is happy with what i give him... does this make sense?
help
thank you so much
Betty
Betty. Come on. Are you really asking if it's "bad" that your boyfriend acts like an immature, rude asshole? He says extremely hurtful things to you, is very arrogant, and is the exact definition of a douche bag.
It's unfortunate and sad that you have to ask if this is normal behavior. It's not. You should never allow anyone, male or female, treat you the way he is. Break up with him.
So my boyfriend is planning a double date with me and his friend for this tuesday. I hate double dates cause they're just so awkward and I don't know his friend or the other person. Ugh i just don't want to go. How do i get out of it? And why is he planning such a thing? It just makes me uncomfortable. And I'm not going to talk about it with him because he's just gonna make me go anyway cause it's his friend. help....I hope I'm busy.
If you want to be a good girlfriend, you should go.
If you don't go, you're not a good girlfriend. Period.
I cheated on my boyfriend in the summer twice with my ex. Because he made me feel so insecure about our relationship. He never gave me a lot of attention, he never called me. He didn't text me very fast. My ex gave me a lot of attention and made me feel loved. And my boyfriend never gets jealous about other guys except my ex because we went out for 2 years. Also I get really jealous if my boyfriend talks to other girls or hangs out with them. My ex kept coming back to me even when I was going out with him. I keep cheating on my boyfriend with him though. Now I stopped. I feel guilty about it because I think my boyfriend has never cheated on me. I just don't trust him. Because he talks to a lot of girls and never gives me a lot of attention. All he does is buy me gifts and its always jewlery. But i feel guilty that I cheated. My best friend told me he deserved it. My boyfriend still doesnt know i cheated on him. On our anniversary last month my ex texted me. And my boyfriend responded to his text. And my ex's answer was "were more than just friends" and he got so mad. And his mom asked me if I was being unfaithful and I said no and lied. What should i do? Ive never cheated on a guy EVER. I've been cheated on before. Guys have left me for other people. How can I deal with this relationship? I need help from someone :(
My lady friend and I both agree that you need to break up with him.
My personal opinion is that you're an awful human being that uses her own insecurity as an excuse for treating her boyfriend like shit. Congratulations.
My mom got me a hamster for Christmas. He's really cute and I'm happy because I wanted a new pet for a long time. The hamster is kind of big and is black and white colored with a pink nose. I was wondering if anybody had some sort of cute Christmas names I could name him since I got him today (Christmas)? I'm not coming up with anything, and my mom is like, "Name him Santa!" so...any other ideas? Thanx
Judas.
I know this sounds odd but i'm curious. (this is mostly for girls but guys can answer to if they want).
Would you feel comforable watching porn (or a sex scene in a movie) with your bf/husband?
Sure.
So I have a problem. I am in love with my brother. Well he is my step-brother. What do I do?
Depends on your age and family situation.
Could a huge protests at UN Headquarters allow the UN to make sure Cameroon has a fair election in 2011?
Cause Paul Biya is a dictator who has been ruling since the 1980s. He rigs the elections to make himself win, and will do it again unless there is intervention to make the polling fair. If more publicity is drawn to this issue, do you think the UN could become more involved in it?
Otherwise, what can I do? I'm a 16 year old girl in America, and my family is Cameroonian and it really pisses me off that they have such a corrupt government because most of the people don't like Paul Biya and if the election was fair, he would not win. I just want to do something, you know? I know it won't be easy at all, but I really want Cameroon to progress to becoming a better nation, have a better health care system, etc.
Paul Biya hasn't helped Cameroon at all. Fru Ndi isn't much better, so I support Kah Wallah. Paul Biya and wife waste millions of Cameroonian dollars on trips abroad, staying at fancy hotels while that money could have been used for so many things in Cameroon. People get away with shady, backyard deals and what not.
I want the Cameroonians to take a stand for what they believe in, like how the British colonies fought against the British to get what they wanted, and etc. But how can you rally up an entire country? Or people in other places in America and around the world to get Cameroon to host fair elections? I know the American government won't take any interest since they can't really gain anything in Cameroon like they can in the middle east, but hopefully the UN could.
The UN is only good for work involving refugees. It is the equivalent of garbage in nearly every other respect.
http://abagond.wordpress.com/2010/06/25/how-backward-is-africa/
^ An article that elaborates what I'm talking about. I don't understand what they gain from always acting like 99% of Africans are poor, and nothing is advanced, when it is not the truth. Yes, there's poverty and what not, but I've never seen the media show the GOOD sides of Africa that exist, aside from like ancient Egypt and South Africa
That's not an article, that's a blog post. The quality reflects that.
The author's "research" consists of, literally, some Google image searches and some un-cited life expectancies. This completely ignores literacy rates, GDP of African nations, the level of HIV and AIDS, corruption, rights of minorities, rights of women, crime, poverty, etc. The list goes on.
The "good side" of Africa isn't pretty sun sets. The fact of the matter is that the awful side is so prevalent and widespread that to try providing a more positive spin on the coverage in Africa is irresponsible. It may make you feel better, but it's a disservice to the continent.
What do I want for my 21 st birthday
Take me to the grocery store and buy me alcohol to celebrate.
Okay so I have had two incidents were I wanted God to make me be sure he was there. Once when I was about 9 and once just now. The first time I asked God, I asked if He would make the phone ring at a certain time. It rang a few seconds after the clock changed. Then I asked for me to get a text mesage or a call at 7:07 and I was still praying at 7:07 then I stoped praying and it was 7:08 and as soon as it turned to 7:08 I got a text. I thought it may have been a cowincidence so I Asked at 7:19 for me to get a sigh. This time my phone rang at 7:20 and I am wondering if God is doing this like tring to make me do something or think something. Please help an give opinions on what you think It is? Do you agree It is in fact God?.
God works for Verizon and wants you to up your plan.