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ok so a few weeks ago, me and this guy were in his backseat, and i was on top of him, giving him a handjob. i had nothing but underwear on, and he kind of got semen all over my hands, and i dont kno if it got on my underwear, but if it did, does that mean anything...like could i be pregnant? or could it have somehow gotten in my underwear? (link)
ok this greta123 person below me is so so SO wrong.
if any of his cum got in/on your pussy, you could pregnant.
however if you were wearing underwear your most likely safe. unless you fingered yourself afterwords with his cum all over your fingers, but if not then you should be fine


Does it feel good when someone fingers you? Because my boyfriend wants to, but I'm scared that it wont feel good or it will hurt. What about after if he's fingers are wet? What does he do? I feel like an idiot for asking, but I really wanna know.. (link)
well if his fingers are wet than he just washes them its not a big deal and then when my boyfriend fingers me the first time it hurt some but not much and then the next time it dosnt hurt at all if he does it right good luck and i hope i helped if you need anymore advice on anything i would be happy to help


is the devinci code fact or fiction? im wondering about the secret societies of the church? also they talk about religious history throughout the movie so i was wondering if any of it was true. (link)
Wrong question you asked my friend.

Instead of be worrying whether it is true or not, you should be asking wether it matters or not.

http://www.truechristian.com/confessionboothx.html

Here is a shit load of holes the bible, the old and new testament.

Usually, I refuse to believe crap that people to try serve.

(America crushed the Twin Towers?There were no jews in the twin towers?Bush let blacks die in Katrina,Rosie o Donell is actually a chick?Kerry is a member of the Skulls?)

Is it possible that jesus has/had decendants?.

Possible, YES!
Probable, NO!

In many many years from now...someone will write a book proving that Jesus is actually gay.People will talk about it.People will believe it.

Then again in many years...someone else will right a book proving the Jesus was actually a chick.People will believe it.People will talk about it.

Then...scientologists will prove the Mother Mary actually cloned herself.People will believe it.People will prove it.

Then, some disturbing little child dressed up like Eminem will show up on behalf of Greenpeace and threaten us that we are infecting our galaxy therefore there will no longer be anymore planets.

New question.
WGAF?


I've had my period for about 2 and a half years now (i'm 15) and I've still havent gotten the courage to try tampons. I've actually tried it once but it hurt so badly I cried and had to get my gradma to take it out for me. then another time I had my mom in the same room and have her show me but she didn't really help. then I tried by myself because I thought I had the courage.

The actual problem is that I hate the feeling of something touching my vagina. I know that sounds stupid because people get excited when something is in their vagina. but I touch it with my fingers and it feels so weird and not good. is that normal? How can I put in a tampon if I hate the feeling of something touching me there. Like I can't even get the big part of the tube inside. Not like even an inch because I don't like the feeling.

I also have 1 question= How far are you supposed to put in the bigger part of the tube? People say until you can't no more but how far is that? Theirs like 5 rings on the tube and How do I know when to stop pushing the big part in and push the small part?

I could ask my mom again but she doesn't really help me. Please help!

Oh and I use Playtex Gentile Glide. Is that good for beginners? I heard theres a slim or junior something? Is that good? (link)
Wrong.

You need to have sex before you use a tampon.

(Dont listen to the other advicenators that tell you that you can use a tampon even if you dont have sex, its dangerous, harmfull and they can suck on their tampons).

And no...wimen do not get horny when they use a tampon.And they dont like objects in vaginas.
You need to be in the mood to use objects.

Ask your mom.She can help you way better than random people on the internet.She cares more for you.


so my boyfriend and i broke up (the reason why is WAY to long to explain) and i broke up with him, then we got back together, and the next day he broke up with me. anyway i was so mad at him for so many reasons, and i still get mad when i think about it, but at the same time i want him back. he broke my heart and i still want him back. whats wrong with me? how do i get over him?

thanks SO much for ur help (link)
Well, "how do I get over him" is way way WAY WAY better for you instead of asking "how do I earn him back".

I believe you got it right.You are in a good road.

(Reminder, just cause some random person from the web sais so, it does not necessarily mean it is so, just my opinion).

Now, what helps.
Keep yourself occupied.Discipline yourself and learn to do stuff you dont wanna do.For instance, go out even if you dont feel like going out.
Be around many people all the time.

They might seem like nobodys, you wont care about them but by time they ll turn to somebodys you actually care for.Even knew people.Dont think you are replacing anybody.Just meet knew people.

Make sure to close your cell phone.The worst thing that can happen to you, is be sitting right next to your cell waiting for it to ring or some SMS.

Dont get high hopes. Just cause he called crying late night does not mean he will love you truly, deeply, madly, bath with you in a fountain at all (I bet he will).

Dont be thinking what you lost. Be thinking what he lost.When and in case people ask
"why?"
reply
"well, he should be more carefull, his bad."
Especially if he is the evil part of the relatioship.He ll have to think that he left a wonderfull woman behind and will always think of her as something good while...
...you ll have to think of someone who did you wrong.

In case you did him wrong...fuck it, dont think about it.

Its really late now, so take care, buckle up, and drive safe.

Oh, yeah...and...

You go girl!!!You go!!!


Alright so I was at a party roughly a week ago and I hooked up (as in made-out) with a college freshman named Brian. Then he went and hooked up with one of my (not super close) friends Jen and I didn't care at all, I don't get attatched to people, especially boys, that quickly. He apologized alot and told me that I was the one he wanted to hook up with, yeah cheesy I know, and even funnier, supposedly he told Jen the same thing. He messaged me on Facebook the next day to say he was sorry again, and I said it was ok. I didn't think he was that into me at the time. SO, yesterday he texted my friend who was having all my friends over and said he wanted to come to see ME. So he came and I was completely DRUNK and I think I kissed him 3 times but I'm not even sure if I really like him! So now he wants me to call him and I'm not sure what to do. He SEEMS sweet and nice but its sooo sketchy how he hooked up with my friend. heeeelp. haha. (link)
Obviously you ment to say "Problem with a guy who is in college" instead of "problem with guy in college".

Well, if that is the case (you are younger) and he probably sounds like a player to me.

Make the best of it, just dont get hurt.



im a guy who masturbates often.i want to know the harms of it.will it give me low erection when im older (link)
not physically.
if your like one of those people that are really religious then it could make you feel baddd. but if your not then you dont need to worry about it =]
but it wont give you low erection, erectile disfuntion, maek you sterile, any of that.


im a guy who masturbates often.i want to know the harms of it.will it give me low erection when im older (link)
No, other than affecting your psychology it does not harm you in any other way.

Actually it is said to be good to do so cause sperm needs to be renewed and the hole system to be working.Not to be masturbating is unhealthy.

If you have a girlfriend and masturbate it is possible that it ...steals the sex from her.For instance if you do it like...5 times a day then you cant give it to her.

Although some other people (mostly wimen) have better sex if they masturbated before.Its something like a warm up.

Dont worry about it.Many people spank the monkey insanely at times.I know people that have done it even up to 30 times a day.


im really sad. ive gone the whole break without seeing my boyfriend. ive talked to him, but its not the same. weve been going out for a long time, and this is the 1st time i havent seen him for a while. i miss him very badly. any ideas on how to get (atleast temporarily) my sadness gone and how to make my day a lil happier? any advice welcome. xoxo (link)
I am sorry, but, can I ask you to provide some more info?

What do you mean break?


I am trying out for High School Musical (not the movie, the play.) I have no idea what to sing. (link)
well if you want to sing somthing from the movie than you could sing "Music In Me" or "All in This Together" I think thoes are the best songs in the whole movie or if you dont have to sing somthing from the movie then I think you should sing "1000 miles" by Vannessa Carlton I think it shows all your best aspecs good luck and i hope you make the part you want


do you think birds ever get bored in their cage with the same old toys and other birds? (link)
they could, but most likely not
for example, a goldfish has a memory of three seconds. which means it wouldn't get bored
so with toys and other birds, they probably wont get bored. if they were in by them selves, then yes.


I just got a male hamster and he's white'ish and I have NO idea what to name him. It doesn't matter if it's a person name or not. (link)
this one has a lot of them
http://maxpages.com/thehamsterpage/Hamster_Names
i used to two, named snoopy and cinnamon =]


does anyone no where i can get the ring tone the girl has on her phone in the movie disterbia? i really want it... is there any sites i can get it from? thanx in advance xx (link)
hah i did the same thingg =]
go to myxertones.com and type in me so horny.
(its by 2 live crew, but itll come up anyways)
also on that website its freee


Hey whats the song where a guy sings, "It's gettin hott in here, so take off all your clothes..." im trying to find it so i can buy it off iTunes please help and thanx! (link)
its called hot in herre by nelly
"im trying to find it" next time try to find it off google.
you get much more immediate answers.
:)


Hey whats the song where a guy sings, "It's gettin hott in here, so take off all your clothes..." im trying to find it so i can buy it off iTunes please help and thanx! (link)
i think its called hott im not sure just look up thoes lyrics on google and then youll find the song good luck and i hope i helped


i have them and i want to know:do guys really like back dimples/ dimples of venus on girls? (link)
my boyfriend hates them he completly hates them sorry good luck and i hope i helped


what do guys like in a girl and what do you think is hot in a girl? (link)
ok so somthing that is so anoying to me is that every boy on earth likes my sister i ask them why and they say shes skinny she has long soft brown hair her smile her eyes and one even said her freckles and then there was one boy who didnt just like her because of the way she looked i asked why he liked her and he said that she was funny nice always happy and she didnt look like a striper like all the other girls he dated so that what i think i hope i helped good luck


does anyone no where i can get the ring tone the girl has on her phone in the movie disterbia? i really want it... is there any sites i can get it from? thanx in advance xx (link)
oh i think i salw a ring tone downlode on the movie site if its not there than you can just look up disterbia ring tone downlodes in google good luck and i hope i helped a little


[im 13/f if this helps?]
Alright so i have this best freind and lately like mabey even this whole school year she has been a brat to me and many other friends of hers She will insult anyone to make herself look better. I really dont want to be her friend anymore. So how do I give her that hint and tell her?

Please give me adive you would do.

Thanks in advance (link)
Well I say just stop hanging out with her its as simple as that if you stop hanging out with her than she will find another friend to critasize it will take a little bit of time but its worth it good luck and i hope i helped a bit


Adam and Eve were white right..? Then how did chinese/mexican/etc. people get here? And Adam and Eve didn't have any daughters..so did Cane and Able do it with their mom to keep the population growing?! (link)
haha thats like mee. thats why i personally would never base my life off a religion off a booookk that was written by a few men over 2000 years ago.
there are too many holes in all the stories.




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