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i dont mean to be rude but im kinda not educated in this field so i always wondered how many holes do ladies have.i mean there is the vagina,the ass hole,then what is the clit ,and the g-spot.when i see porn it looks like a girl has 3 holes.thanks in advanced (link)
not rudee =]
there are only two visible wholes. which is that vag, and asshole. the clit is that part above the pussy, and the gspot is inside.
theres a piss hole, but thats not too visiblee


Hi everyone! Thanks in advance for your help :>).

Here's the deal...I used to have a huge crush on this kid, way back in the day...about 6 years ago. Yes, that'd be when I was in 3rd grade! We knew eachother from a summer camp, but he's two years older and I think he always thought I was kind of annoying...I was a little kid, gimme a break. :-P

Aaaanyway...I found him on facebook! and he added me as a friend. So, I've been talking to him on there and he seems really awesome! He's very smart, likes all the same music I like and then some (and someone with my taste in music is hard to come by), and he's really into the outdoors like I am! We have a lot of the same interests. He really seems like the perfect guy for me ... although I don't think he even thinks of me as a friend, because we haven't exactly spoken to eachother in person since ... well... 6 years ago, basically. But he's changed so much! We muttered a few words, nervously, at a cross country meet this fall. And we've talked a little on facebook.

But, I saw him at a track meet....and all my friends were there, and I know he would think they're really annoying (they are, haha), and I didn't take the ample opportunity to go talk to him! (stupid stupid stupid) I mean, how do you talk to someone who you haven't seen in 6 years!!?! Plus, he's a junior and I'm just a freshman...so he might think I'm annoying, although I think and have been told I'm very mature for my age.

So basically, my problem is that I can't talk to him. I'm not usually like this at all! I'm so outgoing usually. But, I think the thing is, he's so much different now, and he told me I was too. I just wanna be his friend, trust me; i'm not asking for a relationship right now with this guy I haven't even talked to yet!

How should I approach talking to him? All my friends tease me about him all the time...and it's quite annoying. I just want to have a normal friendly relationship with him, not all glossed over because of some dumb things my friends say. :-P

Thank you so much for the help - I realllly appreciate it. :>)

Adri (link)
uhh guys LOVE younger girls. especially freshmen. at least thats how it is at myyy school.
you didnt give too much information. like do you go to the same school sa him? then one day when your eating, be like i can eat so much and he'll be like i can eat more, and be like wanna bet? and theres a lunch date. just set yourself up for a way that could lead to you two hanging out.
just cuz your a freshman it doesnt mean he'll think your annoying.
ask him what he did over winterbreak next time you see him in the halls or something =]
i can give you more help if you give me more detailsss


Hello, My name is david, my age is 25, i am masterbuting from last 3 years, my question is that can i be a father because my sperm is like water, i am deeply worried about this, please help me, i am asking it from my deep heart

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jacking off wont make your sterileee nothing to worry about


14/f

okay, so far... i hate advanced English, lol. i have the most hardest teacher, it's really hard for me to keep up with the work. right now, we're on winter break, but ill be ending next Monday. and I'm supposed to be done reading "A Tale of Two Cities" By Charles Dickens. there's about 390 pages in that book, and right now, i'm on page.. 97. Everybody that's in my class is ahead of me.. right now they're on "Book Three" and I'm on "Book Two" it's really hard for me to concentrate on the book... i mean i have no idea what's going on in it.. i hear about this one character.. and then the next chapter is about a different character. so i get confused, so I'm like "wait, what? who's the main character? who's this & that?" and not just that... i also tend to almost fall asleep on the book. have you ever had that feeling when you're reading something and all the sudden you can't concentrate, and music is playing in your head..? that happens to me alot.. and i try soooo hard to focus on the book. I also have a project due next Wednesday on the book. and i have to choreograph a dance with my friend for my exam also.

i'm not very good on schedules it's hard for me to keep up with them.. is there a way where i can be able to focus on the book, and finish it on time? also to help me stay awake while reading it? (link)
A lot of people have this problem--you aren't alone! I agree, "A Tale of two Cities" is a difficult book and yes, I agree, it is hard to stay up. First of all, you need to be more organized. You need a planner to organize all those schedules. Write down all the dates in the planner for the future so you are ready. Second, you need the book on tape. Get the book of tape--it helps! Second, get cliffnotes or sparknotes as a backup if you don't understand something. However, this isn't a substitute for the book. I REPEAT, DON'T THINK YOU CAN READ THE SPARKNOTES/CLIFFNOTES AS A SUBSTITUTE. Third, prepare yourself. Find a room where it is quiet and no distractions like the computer, ipod, or your cellphone. It's about the book. Read along with the book on tape and you should be fine. Don't worry about your classmates being ahead of you. You need to understand this book clearly so take it seriously! GOOD LUCK!


16/female. in march im turning 17 and i havent had sex yet... all of my friends have done it already.. so i feel weird when they talk about it around me. some have boyfriends and some have just done it with radom guys at parties (which i dnt want to do).

i feel that im missing out and that im ready to do it for the first time but i dont have a boyfriend and i want my first time to be with someone i can trust and that i can remember it as being spacial.

is it weird that i havent done it yet and everyone else has and the fact i will be 17 soon.. my sister is 19 and she did it when she was 15 so i feel like i should of already.
thanx (link)
Don't let this peer pressure get the better of you. Just because your friends done it and your sister done it at an earlier age than you, this shouldn't bother you. Sex your first time should be special and you already know that. Those friends that do it randomly are just sluts (Don't take it personally). Your not missing out! I'm 18 and I stil haven't done it--if that makes you feel better. ^^ Do it when you feel comfortable and you are ready for it. You definatley aren't ready for it because you feel like you have to do it. When you get a trustful boyfriend and you are ready--that is the time when you should do it. Don't worry about your age. Don't let your friends taunt you because you are still a virgin. Who cares what your friends think about you--it is what you think about yourself. Don't let your friends judge you because you haven't had sex before--this is childish! Don't let your friends push you into doing something you aren't ready for. It isn't werid that you haven't done it yet--your just not ready and that's OKAY. You are still young and you have years ahead of you. There isn't a rule that you have to have sex at a certain age to be "cool" and whatever. Like you said, you want it to be specail so follow your instincts! GOOD LUCK!


iam 25 years old female from italy engaged, i have little sister 20years old, we fight alot,what teases me most is that she copies me in everything i do,she is jealous .she is engaged and she always talk about her fiance as if comparing between my fiance and her's. ,she always try to show me that he is better and that what blow things up, i also feel that she talks about me to her fiance how bad i treat her, in fact i treat her normal, but in every fight she tells him about, and make things bigger , and that makes him hate me and when i meet him he looks at me in a strange way, but deep inside me i want to tell him that she is my sister before you come and you won't love her more than me whatever happens between me and her,
also when she and her fiance are together and iam sitting with them they do things to let me get jealous but iam not, but they think that they are making me jealous, they do things (lovers) and look at my reaction,
i really dont know how to solve this, i get angry alot,need ur advice (link)
Your younger sister is just immature. Did this jealousy happen when you two were kids? You can't change her jealousy. The only advice I think I can give is just ignore her jealousy. She can say whatever to her fiance. You aren't jealous of it and sooner or later, this childish act should stop. She will see that her actions aren't bothering you and she should give up. When you are around them, ignore her actions and try not to get mad around them because if you do, your falling into her trap basically and she will make it worse. GOOD LUCK!


15/m

Ok, so there is this girl I like and she is basically a year older than me.. But we're both sophmores. I like her alot, but we basically "travel in different circles". But we have known each other for about three months now, and we just started talking like a week or so ago. But we've had the same conversation going for the past week.

The bad thing though is, that she is SO freakin gorgeous and im a nerd that has no chance with her, even though we have SOO much in common. She is basically the girl version of me.

Any ideas on how I can get her to like me? (link)
Just because you are a nerd, doesn't mean you don't have a chance with her. Do you consider your self attracting in any way? It has been three months so far so at least you know information about this girl. You have a lot in common with her--good start. And the age shouldn't matter. This is a good start; talking to her. Let her get to know you. You can always spot if this girl likes you, only if she hides it. You can't make a girl like you. Be patient with her and slowly win her heart. You can't rush into things so be a gentlemen about this. Just keep on talking to her even though the conversation is the same...slowly change the subject. If you really like this girl, be patient. If you have a lot in common, there should be tons of things to talk about! It has only been a week so just see what happens and hopefully things will progress. GOOD LUCK!


i have a friend who is new to my school.she follows me everywhere and she is annoying ,and tries to hard.i want to find a way to get rid of her without hurting her feelings because i used to be and act like her. (link)
well first of all you could introdece her to other people and once you do she might find some one eles to hang around all the time it worked for me and if that dosnt work you could try to ignore her but work up to ignoring her first start off with talking to other people than her and then you could maybe answer her in yeahs and sures and stuff like that and then you could stop spending so much time with her and so on and so on and during that time she will be bored and talk to other people so she can find a new friend to follow everywhere good luck i really hope i helped you


(this question is mostly for guys)

what do guys like in girls and what do they dislike in girls? (link)
well my sister has a boyfriend and (im a nosy little sister haha) so i ask her boyfriend dustin what he liked about her cause most of the boys that have liked my sister just like her because she is really really really skinny lets put it this way if she was 5 pounds less she would be look anorexic and shes a tennis player so she is always wearing very showy clothing like tanks and really short shorts and mini skirts and thoes were the only things they liked about her and they say that they love her but they dont and her boyfriend dustin says he likes her because she nice funny shes a good christion she cares about her little sister (somtimes hahaha) and she dosnt act the way she looks so i hope i helped some good luck


I need to make a pinata like a dog.
It's a project for school. I can't buy one because after I finish making the pinata I have to cover it with a collage.

This is how I would like the dog to look like:
http://www.partystuffonline.co.uk/Description.asp?ProductID=7432

The thing is, I don't know how I'd possibly make the arms and legs. Please help me! I've looked all over the net and it only seems to tell me how to make the body. I need to know right away since this takes more than a day. PLEASEEEE!!! (link)
you could use tolait papper tubes for the legs and arms or news papper i think news papper works best good luck hope you get an A


14/f

i have dry skin on my face.. not my whole entire face.. but just some parts. i don't know when it started to become dry, but right now.. i'm using calming creme.. it's to help dry skin, which my dad recommended for dry skin. is there any other way i can help make it not come back and stuff?

p.s i don't have any money in my family & such to go see a therapist or anything like that.. we don't even have insurance. (link)
there is this great stuff called glow mostrizer its great trust me i have tryed it and it feels and looks like i never had dry skin its only about 5 bucks i think you can get it at walmart good luck and i hope i helped


Please, only answer these questions if you really know about them. And just answer the question, don't try to persuade me into a different direction.

1. What are the best over-the-counter appetite suppressants?
2. What is better: Walking a mile, or doing 200 sit ups?
3. Can cigarettes really suppress your appetite?
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well doing 200 sit ups are better but you get tierd after 30 walking i dont know 3 miles wont make you half as tierd as doing 200 sit ups i think walking is better and cigarettes can suppress you appetite but they are very unheathy i would rather be 50 pounds over weaght than smoke you will have less health problems even if you are 100 pounds over weight than you would smoking, smoking can kill you right would you rather be fat or dead think about it good luck and i hope you make the right choce


please give me some pointyers and tips on how to be confident because i wnt to BE confident especially like when they say that "pretend that when you walk in a room THAT YOU OWNNNN THAT ROOM" like that.


But I try and i always end up failing and i haattee that!!!


Also another story is whenever i sing karaoke im always laughing and smiling but when i sing in my room i sound like a CONFIDENT WHO CARES! star... thats not shy.. please help me out..


i also wanna be an actress and of course, i know that you have to be confident to be that.




please and thanks in advance ! :D (link)
the only reason your being she is because your making yourself she make your self confident if you know what i mean dont be she to talk to new people because its not like they are going to make fun of you if you say somthing wrong and if they do than it wont last long and if you sing karaoke with a bunch of people that you have never met before than who cares its not like your ever going to see them again just sing and if they are your friends and stuff than its just like singing in your room and your having fun so why not laugh and smile but dont laugh just because your embarresd laugh becuase your having the best time in the world dont worry about what your friends say i they do tease you its going to ware down they will forget to tease you after a while really trust me good luck and i hope i helped


Lately i haven't really done anything. This whole vacation i've gone to my friend's house twice and my grandparents house about 5 times. I've been stuck on my xbox, and feel very bored.

i love football, but my dad doesn't like to play catch....and i don't have friends that love football the way i do.

i don't want to live like this playing madden and ncaa football on xbox-i wanna be that---and to be honest i don't think i will with things going the way they are.

Thanks!! (link)
well instead of going to the video game if you have a basketball hoop shoot some hoops and if you have a bike you could go bike riding and if you have a pool you could go swimming there are lots of things you could do if you have the right exipment good luck and i hope i helped


ok well my HP laptob keyboard won't work! it;s like it;s loked or something because when i plug in my wireless keyboard it works...does anyone know how to unlock it? (link)
i have a dell and this happend to me also on mine there is this little switch right next to the air vent looking thing sorry if it dosnt work for hp good luck


Is it wrong to really like your counselor?
she's in college, and i'm in highschool-junior

it wouldn't be wrong to continue seeing her for guidance after i graduate?

any advice? (link)
oh yeah my sister still usase hers and she has 2 kids haha good luck


i want to know , does having sex mess up your period cycle ? Like does it make it later ? (link)
some times it can some times it dosnt but mostly it only messes it up the first time usally not the 3rd or 4th good luck and i hope i helped


Okay so I don't feel like having a party for my birthday but i just want to invite like a couple of my best friends over. I have no clue what to do except maybe music/dancing and movies. What other things could we do?
Im 14 by the way. thanks. (link)
ok so for the past 12 years of my life i havent had a birthday party and for the other 2 it was a cocktail party for the adults so i have been planning all my life for my sweet 16 party anyway i think i can help you could go play laser tag that has become way popular or if you are close to a golf course than you guys could drive around on the golf course nothing is more fun to teenagers under 16 than driving hahaha i think you are a little old for board games uuhh you could give eachother make overs or my favorite activety of all lipsinking to your favorite music love it good luck i hope you have a happy birthday and if you need anymore help just ask me i would be happy to help happy birthday


what is the thing called that you wear under your dress at wedding or proms that go on your leg and what are they for??


thanks in advance (link)
i think your talking about a garter i have no idea what its for at all sorry good luck


i am so depressed right now. my best friend and i got into a HUGE fight that we both kind of started and it's making me so confused. after getting out what we both needed to say, i had this really long heartfelt apology because i hated the fight and knew that someone had to step up and be the better woman. then she said that saying sorry wasn't good enough, even though it wasn't just any apology! i really meant what i said and she threw it back like it was worthless. i understand that saying sorry doesn't magically make everything all right, but what else could i do? she really seems on the verge of leaving behind the whole friendship, but i'm not ready for that and i want to fight for it. i'm so sad because i feel like there's nothing else i can do. i'm reeaally really depressed but she doesn't care. what else can i do? please im desperate.. (link)
well this happend to me also so what i did was i went to her door singing a thousand miles by vannessa carlton and we huged and made up but if your not a good singer you could make some cookies and brownies and muffins put them in a basket and put a sing in it saying how sorry you are and then go to her door with the basket saying how sorry you are i really hope i helped good luck and i hope you get your friend back




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