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Ok, so for one, i think i know how to give blow job, but please give me something on how to so i know for sure.
and 2, for people that have done it, isnt it kinda weird and disgusting? what do you do if the guy cums while its in your mouth?!?!?!

please just give me all you knw about blowjobs. Thank you! (link)
If he cums in your mouth.Swallow as fast as you can.The less you taste it the better.

You could run to the bathroom...but that is worst.

Just practice a lot talk with your man about it and soon you ll enjoy giving it yourself.


im getting a tattoo soon. im looking for how to say "always [or forever] faithful" in chinese symbols. would anyone happen to know? please dont say try google. 1- i already did and didnt get anything and 2- i want to make sure its accurate because any dummy can post some nonsense on google. if no one knows where could i go to find out? because i definitely dont know any one that knows chinese =[. thanks ! (link)
STOP.

Anything but those crappy chinese symbols.

As if it is written in another language it somehow makes it cooler...or gives it a different meaning.NO.

Anything but chinese symbols.

It wouldn t be that cool if you typed "Spumhtvermihten" witch stands for "Soul mate" in some North European country now would it?

You wanna get a tatoo right?
Think of something that you always liked.No reason..just something you like.Freedy Krueger or black lions or Liono from Thundercats.
Do that.

Chinese symbols promote a non inspired tatoo wannahaver.
"I wanna get a tatoo....oh...soulmate sounds like a cool word...if only I could fit it all in one weird black ugly symbol I am gonna have to explain to people what it means and why I did it for,for the rest of my life"


does anyone know if the ds emulators work now? i heard a very long time ago that they weren't working i was just wondiring if they were fixed already and if anyone knows of a good page to download them. thank you (link)
Its illegal to do so.
Only download them if you already owned them or just for demo.You should always delete them after 24 hours.

Anyways...
I bought me an R4 card, added some software inside easy to find on R4 website.
Then I used to find DS roms through BT Junkie as torrents.They are officialy numbered witch is cool cause you never downolad the same game twice unless its different versions.
The site www.nds-roms.com NDS -ROMS is awesome.
Freaking awesome.It was down for a while and now you ll have to wait a while.
Playing DS Games on your computer sucks though.

They are working.
Saving works, multiplayer works....everything works.
I have also Nes, Snes, Master System and GameBoy Emulator in my DS and also play such games.
Snes emulator works kind of crappy though.


what are some songs to get you "pumped up" for a game of sports? 15f
for some examples of ones i already have:
~dont stop the music-Rihana
~shake-ying yang twins
~stronger-kanye west
things with a high beat like that...
thanks!!! (link)
anything by superchick she rocks GO SUPERCICK


Okay, well I am in a pychology class. And for our finals we have to do this project. Basically, you have to tell about you, your family, your past experiences, & what made you what you are. I'm doing a powerpoint. And I wanted to add like 1-3 songs on it. What song(s) are good for this project? I would prefer Acoustic music or something soft. No rock or screaming. Just something soft and easy to listen to.

Thanks in advance! (link)
Creed: My Sacrafice
Creed: One last breath
Linkin Park: Shadow of the day [surprisingly soft and soothing]

Those are what I would do...but if that's not what you're looking for...sorry in advancee.


I've never been the type of person to hug every individual. Most of the comfort I recieve is through eye contact or word usage, yet I know what's missing...I need to be comforted physically. How can I go about hugging the ones I care about without doubting myself?
Also, what makes for a good hug? (link)
Hugs are amazing, all hugs are good :-) but if you want a really good hug, usually wait for the right moment with your friends, when you just feel like so happy and lovin life lol! Just give your friends a hug...also, if you really need a hug, go up to one of your friends, and start a i guess you can say "mini" conversation...right like after a while when you or he/she ends their sentence, just say: "i need a hug" (when i type it out for you it sounds cheesy, but you have to say it the right way) Or I guess you could have one of those I-am-so-glad-you-are-here-to-support-me-and-im-glad-your-my-friend kind of moment, and just give them a hug. I really hoped i helped...every deserves a hug! GoOd LuCk!!!


I've never been the type of person to hug every individual. Most of the comfort I recieve is through eye contact or word usage, yet I know what's missing...I need to be comforted physically. How can I go about hugging the ones I care about without doubting myself?
Also, what makes for a good hug? (link)
There really is not a right way to hug someone, you just wrap your arms around their neck, or waist (which ever is more comfortable for you) and it's pretty much just natural after that, some people like squeezes, strong embraces, or soft holds, but you'll figure that out as you go aong, no one will judge you on how good your hug is, trust me :] And for the doubting yourself, just don't think about it because most likely the other person you are interacting with won't be thinking about it either. Just be happy and be yourself :]
Hope I helpedd


Our choir music sounds a little boring. At least the alto part, which is what I sing. Any way to spice it up? (link)
Try to sing really loudly and very strong, because it makes the music more enjoyable. Trust me, I have sat through m,any concerts with dull as dishwater performances, but the ones that stick out in my mind are the ones that were loud and bold :]
Good luckk


So i have this friend right. And were really good friends like best friends haha. and we talk everynight. i still like him and i know he kinda still likes me. I guess you can say were friends with "benefits" =/ anyways. he started ditching me and hes always leading me on and getting my hopes up. For example he finally texts me and hes like wanna talk tonight cutie? and im like UH YEA haha no im like sure i called him twice he never called back. I was up till 12:30 in the morning just waiting for him to call. I know that sounds desperate but i like him alot and i cant even picture him with anygirl. another example he was telling me on new years eve he met this one girl through his friends and shes our age and shes really pretty and she almost gave him a blowjob and she would do all this stuff with him. And how he was gonna give it a try with her. and how he wanted it to work. then a few minutes or a half hour later hes like oh my god i wanna be with you forever i love you. I just cant take it anymore. The pain of loosing him and listening to him talk about hooking up with 18 year olds (were both 15) and i just think it would be easier and less painful if i walk away before he leaves me for good. I just i cant do that its too hard. But im sick of him standing me up. i know "theres other fish in the see, youl get over him" but for the meantime what do you guys think i should do? thanks so much. (link)
He obviously doesn't want to lose you, but doesn't know what he wants exactly, so make him see what a great girl he would lose if he keeps acting the way he has been. Don't talk to him a lot, and see if he makes an effort to talk to you, make him miss you. Let him text you or call you, don't be the one to do it first, let him see what it feels like, and hopefully he will change overtime...
Hope it works out in your favor :]


ok so my friend is this boy named dustin i dont like him let me get that strait but he does like my sister and i encorege him to ask her out and stuff but when he finnaly did she said no and now its been 3 weeks since then and he hasent emailed me and he wasent at school today and i just wonder if its because she said no and he might be really hurt about it i will admit he is extremly cute and his sister said that no girl has ever told him no what do you guys think do you think he is grouded or sick or somthing or do you think its because he is just so sad about my sister he talks about her all the time and i think its safe to say that he likes my sister more than any other girl he has liked before i just want to know what you guys think (link)
I really doubt that he felt ashamed or sad to not come to school because guys have a reputation to keep, they don't want to act like softies :] haha. But, he probably isn't e-mailing you because he is embarrased because it is your sister who turned him down, and maybe he thinks that you knew she would turn him down, so he is mad at you. Talk to him about it and get everything out in the open, clear the air, you'll feel better afterwards.
Hope it works outt


I've been going out wit this gurl - gurl of my dreams. Well that is except for the turmoil that's there between her, and her X boyfriend.

Ah. She's been going out with this guy for over four years, but then she breaks up with him having me come into her arms. Of course I thought, and still do suspect that I'm just being used as a shield sort of. I even brought it up, and told her that she could dump me any time, but then she started crying. Even calling me a jerk. Her little sister talked to me about this, and she had quite a convincing arguement: that she would neve do this, and if she were she would have gotten back together with her X.

Now one day I'm in her house, and in her bed at 4am. The front door is slamming, and it's her X trying to break it down. Then he yells that we're dead, and kicks in her living room window. After all of that, and the cops I took her to my house. On top of my bed as were about to dose off she tells me she knows why he might be acting so crazy, and then she admitted to me that she had sex with him 2 days after they broke up. Note that thats when she started hanging out with me. Meanwhile she's defending this lunatic after he came to her house drunk, and attempted a breaking and entering.

After tonight I'm just depressed, and sickened by these events let alone the fact that I just don't feel like I should be with this girl: it's just to good to be true that a gurl like this has just dived into my arms. Tonight she told me that she went to her X's house, and talked to him about the situation. She tells me how she feels bad for him, wants to drop the charges, can now tell that he's really sorry, and likes that he said that he wants to have children with some girl and shes the girl he hopes who it'll be with. Then she said that she was happy with that image.

Oh, and now she said that she might possibly not talk to me until this withdrawal her X is having is over with. Right now she just texted me that she misses me.

What is this, and where is this going?

Just FYI for the majority of my life I've had no friend, and was told that I'm ugly. I have no emotions, dignity, pride, and I just feel as horrible as I did before I met her now. I myself am assuming the worse. I have my downward negative 90 degree social trend that I have going on to consider after all especially with the opposite sex. (link)
4 years was a loooong time for a relationship and then she just ends it and goes with you, I think she is trying to make her ex jealous by using you, and thats not cool. Shouldn't the girl of your dreams be the one who boosts your self esteem, makes you feel secure, happy, loved? NOT used, betrayed, 2nd best, depressed, sickened. Ig this girl is the one of your dreams, then get her out of them. She has mentioned to you more than once that she has gone and seen her ex and maybe she just needs moral support, but you shouldn't be thrown around like a rag doll by someone who makes you feel low. You don't desereve that treatment from her, there are SO many other girls with less drama and kinder hearts out there, so choose one of them. This relationship is obviously going on when she feels like it, going back and forth from you to the lunatic ex. It's not healthy and I suggest finding someone who will love all of your flaws and just loves you, not use you for the time being.
Hope you make the right decision


i dont really have a long waist, and i have a little flab on my stomach.. so what are some ways to make it seem like i have a longer waist, other than longer shirts because then it will show my stomach, and my stomach isnt completly flat.... so yah (link)
My friend has the same situation as you and what she does [that works] is that she wears a zip up hoodie that isn't long but either ends above your belly button or a little below it, and then underneath wears a longer cami because it hides her "flab" and "love handles". She also wears long jeans that are on her hips, so it seems like her waist is a bit longer.
Hope I helped and you'll look FANTASTIC :]


i dont understand. it sounds contradictory to me. why do you feel more energized after exercise? do you mean in the long run? bc i always feel tired and like crap and the next day theres no difference really. why is exercise really necessary? it sounds like we are tiring out our muscles. its not as if we dont use them at all on a daily basis. what is exercise really for? how does it make us healthy? (link)
You might not notice it if you're fit, but it keeps us all healthy and leaner. Excersizing also makes your muscles stronger over time, and you'll start feeling it after a little bit of time. BUT, not all excersizes seem, well, like they are helping you, but most are ie: running, weight lifting, sports...
Hope I made sense :]


how can i get a bigger butt??
lol
15/f
my news years resolution is to gain weight this year
and my friend said i have no butt
so now i want one..lol... (link)
sqauts work really well good luck i hope i helped a little


Oki doki...hey there...so I'm 15 about to be 16 and I'm being home schooled, but I have an issues...I have no motication to do my school work. I really want to go to Norway this summer because my best friend is there, and that has kept me going...but now I feel like my depression is getting a bit worse because not even that can help with my school work.
So, I looked up so quotes to help motivate me...it worked for about a couple minutes...then failed. And before you guys ask, I am seeing a person to talk to, and I'm taking anti depressants....
I just don't know what to do...and if you guys can help, that would make me so happy. Thank you guys for taking the time to read and answering my question (if you do) (link)
just think to yourself that after school work you can go to the mall or have a donut or do somthing fun or you can think if i finesh my school work today i will have that much less to do tomarow good luck i hope i helped and i hope that your depression clears up good luck and may god be with you


what does "wash you out" mean?


i.e.:

"Make sure the makeup/clothing doesn't wash you out" (link)
it means kinda like take over you make sure that you still look like you and your whole face isnt green or blue or the collor of your make up good luck i hope i helped


i have really dry hair and it wasnt like this before.i want to know what i can do to make it smooth as before or at least less dry.like what are good products or even any like home remedies. (link)
i love this shampoo called head and sholders its just a regular 3 buck bottle of shampoo i love it good luck i hope i helped


one of my best friends has a girlfriend that i think is fake. He wont answer any questions about her like if i say "How did you guys meet?" hell say "Bee quiet!" or if i say "I think i know her whats her last name?" hell say "NOne of your business shes form out of town". and you get the picture, i dont understand were really good friends. Also he hsant told any of his other friends about this. except me, so i dont know if hes lying or not. Because every time i bring her up, he either snaps at me, doesn't answer me, or changes the subject. Im really confused here. I know him, if he really had a girlfriend, everyone whould know about it!!
Tell me your theories (link)
i think he is lying it really sounds like he is lying about his girlfriend he problay dosnt have one and if he is your best friend he would be telling you all about her but all he is saying is be quite and stuff than i dont think he really has one ask him if he is lying and if he says be quite than say if you were really my best friend than you would say somthing other than be quite i guess you really arnt my friend at all and walk away and if he really does care about you he will catch up with you trust me he will its not just one o those stupid girl sayings its true ok good luck i hope i helped and i hope your friend will start telling you what you want to hear good luck


does anyone have any idea where i can watch the interliga online for free of course? and the mexican league. thank you very much i cant watch any of these matches on tv and im missing out on a lot (link)
its on channel 3


i really wanna get a haircut cuz my hair is like really boring (just straight) i have side bangs to the right side, about 3 inches above my elbows, and its layered...i want to have it a little shorter, but not above the shoulders, and something that isnt just plain layered or cut...i hope you can find a picture or something that will help me...i have a oval/heart shaped face, and i also want to die my hair blonde with the bottom brown...pictures would be very helpful thanks so much!!:) (link)
go to this link it has alot of great hairstyles and if it dosnt show up just tell me im pretty sure it will thoe




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