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like my friend gets all the guys.
i introduced her to a couple of my guy friends who i liked and i told her, and now they like her.
all the guys i know have had a crush on her sometime.
it makes me really depressed cuz shes my best friend, and gets everyone.
im never gunna find anyone who likes me!
ugh im so confused, i hate it.
please help.
thanks
maybe its cuz im not a very confident person. but i dont know.

I have a pickle sticker!
Anyway.. My friend acts that way too. Almost everyone has a friend like that. Or feels that way some how. My friend doesn't think she can get guys yet a lot like her, and it's just something that you have to accept sometimes. Because i'm sure that there are other guys that may like you. There's someone out there for everyone, you're only 14, someone will be there for you eventually :)

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Hey so I have been crushing on this guy forever and I gave him head at a party and ever since then we talk randomly and are friends with the same ppl but we never got together like that again. Recently I saw him at another party and he called and texted me asking if I was comin. And I ended up giving him a blow job again but he smokes so much weed that he has trouble getting hard and so he never came. Now I find out he told my friend that it was bad head and he didn't enjoy it at all and he had blue balls and I'm so embaressed and I don't know what to think! He'll never get with me again and not that I want to, just it's so embaressing.

Alright well. This isn't exactly a question, but i'll answer the rambling of bad things. So, this guy just isn't into you, he just wants you for your body. I suggest going to buy some ice cream, girl.
As for people knowing about this unfortuneate mishap, either A: give a bigger, better head, to a better looking guy. OR B: Just don't listen to them jealous bitches. OR lastly C: change your name and move to another town.

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I think I have arthritis! Help!

Something tells me you're a little girl named..Mary? I'm really not sure though. Maybe you hit it on something and now it's swollen!

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Dear Erinn the bamf,
I gave a guy a head and his penis ring got stuck in my mouth. What do I do? Yes I'm typing with a penis in my mouth. HELP! SOS!
Sincerely,
B.Foley

Hey B. Foley! I am so sorry to hear about this. That sucks dick. Kinda like you!

Anyway, if you just undo the clasp on the ring, it'll cum (see what I did thar) right out!

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Hi,
I am 16 years old, and I've always been a really talented driver. My dad is a psyciatrist, and my mom is a nurse.
My problem is that ever since I was, I think five years old, I have wanted to race cars. Of course when a five year old says it, then my parents always thought the same thing that it was just me being a kid, and that it didn't matter because I couldn't even try until I was 16 anyway. As I was growing up, I was always really good at driving. I always got a new record at the arcade racing games, and I was always the fastest at the go kart tracks, but no matter how much I insisted my parents never thought anything of it. When I got older, I met a friend who raced quarter midgets (these are miniature sprint cars) and he had been doing this since he was five. He's not even that talented it seems, but he's extremely good when he races, and has many records at different tracks. His dad has connections to everyone, and my parents know nothing. They have no connections and know nothing about cars. I know much more about cars than my friend, and I feel like I'm almost as good as he is. I can beat him easily at racing games, and have even gotten the chance to beat him at a go kart track. I know I have talent because I can do this and I still lack so much experience compared to him.
Growing up, every single chance I got to get more experience with cars, I used it. I taught myself to drive a stick on a car when I was 6,I always force my family to let me go to the go kart tracks at ammusement parks or on vacation, and I rebuilt the motor on a '92 300zx when I was 12 using my friends machine shop. I have always been able to point at any car on the road, from even pretty far away, any car. I have saved up money in every way I could, and tried everything I could to build up a skill. I bought a pretty good off-road go kart - having almost no room to use it - and bought tons of dirtbikes and motorcycles for cheap and restored them. But I only have my small yard to use them, and have only gotten to take them to a riding area a few times. When I do my parents are impressed with me though. I have only gone to an off-road area 4 times in my life, and I taught myself how to do a backflip on my 125 last time I went. I am really good at picking things up like this fast, but I don't really have any friends I know that are into cars or motorsports like me. Anyway I enjoy this but my parents have no nowledge of anything about it, and they continue think that it is a rediculous hobby of mine.
I've always been so good but just been horribly deprived of chances to express this talent, and I can't take the regret anymore. Now I'm 16 and I got my liscence on my 16th birthday, and have been driving for 10 months now. I feel like I'm too old and my brain is no longer developing like it was when I was younger. I have always picked up skills fast, and I still do, but I feel like it's too late to be good enough as the people who started when they were five, I don't know weather to start now, and try, or to let it go and accept that I never will be as good as I could've been. I bought a nissan 300zx twin turbo and rebuilt everything and maybe it could be a ticket into racing. But when I work on cars I'm all alone. My family knows nothing about them, and I feel like it's useless to try because I have no connections and have absolutley no idea where to start.
It's really killing me, and for a long time I have tried to forget about cars, and accept that I lost my chance to persue this dream a long time ago. But I can't take it anymore. It bothers me so bad that I finally just decided to post this to try and relieve a little tension.
I have considered street racing, but I am too scared of getting caught, and I have no idea how to make my way in to actual leagle car racing. I street raced only one time, and I don't think I ever will again. It was my 300 against a 98 corvette, and I actually beat him by quite a bit because I managed to pull through the turns better. I guess this is one thing that makes me feel like I am still pretty good, even though I have no experience. My car was $3,000 at a trashed car lot, and even though I have put a lot of work into it, I feel like it must've been talent to beet a corvette, right? I don't know what to think, and I don't really have any friends that street race. I've seen the fast and furious movies lol and I honestly don't think that's the way to go. I am going to a new school this year though, and I will be a Jr. in high school. Anyway now that I've typed this up I feel a little better, but PLEASE I want to know what people think. Do any of you have any experiences or advice for this kind of situation? Do you think it's too late in my brain's developement to get good, or do you think I should try it? I have a lot of resposibilities, and my mom is poor and single, and I should probably get a job soon to support her. So I really, don't mean "is it worth a try?", because of course it is. What I mean is I don't really have many spaces open to play around in my busy life. I am really busy and stressed, and I guess I really want to know if it's rediculous to think I can never be as good as the kids who started earlier, or if it really is true that it is very unlikely I will be able to compete with people that have been racing for a while. Anyway any comments or advice would be great! I really CANNOT get over this, and I want someone's opinion.

This is corny, and I'm sure you've heard it 32920492 times, but you can do anything you put your mind to. It is never too late to try something new.

I am into fashion the way you are into cars, however, I only realized this fairly recently. It seemed that every other girl who wanted to go into the clothing industry had been sewing since she was five. I knew absolutely nothing, but that did not stop me. I asked a teacher in my school to teach me how to sew. Friends and family gave me books about fashion drawing and design. I started a fashion blog. If you want to do something, you have every ability to do it, no matter how late it may seem to be. You aren't even 1/4 of your way through your life. You can still be a race car driver.

Talk to your parents seriously about becoming a driver. Sit them down and explain everything you have explained here. Hell, even show them the question. Now, not having connections is not your be-all end-all. A simple google search can connect you with people who can help you achieve your goal. Furthermore, why not ask your friend if he can help you get into racing?

If you need to get a job to support your mom, see if you can get a job in a mechanic shop. It will help you earn money, you will gain experience in the industry. Also, if in the end racing really doesn't work out, you will have another career path to consider.

Do not give up on your dreams because it seems too late. You're 16 years old, the world is at your feet. When there's a will, there's a way. If you want to race, you are fully capable of finding a way to race.

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Are AA meetings just for Alcoholics or can other users go there? Like for heroine and stuff?

xx

It is only for alcoholics, however, the family of alcoholics can attend. There are different support groups for various other addicts, including heroine. A quick google search can help you find one if your area if you or someone you know needs help.

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i hav a 16 yrold daughter who has been living with me for 2 mth,and she tells me last nite she is 5 months preg.she is a below average student,with out a plan for the future.she wants to keep the baby and i am against it,i have told her my reason.i also told her she cant live with me with a baby.was i to hard on her?

As Cux said, your house your rules. If you refuse to have your daughter living under your roof with a child, that is completely your decision to make.

However, seeing as it is her child, be prepared for her to do whatever she wants. If that means she has to leave your house, she may very well do so. You will not be able to tell her what to do with her child, since it is that: her child. If you begin to fear your daughter going out on her own, you may want to rethink your refusal.

Honestly, no one can really tell you what best for you and your daughter on this website. Everyone comes from different backgrounds and has different reasons for raising their children in certain ways. There is only one point I'd like to raise to you: if your daughter does go through to term and decides to keep the baby, rather then put it up for adoption, kicking your daughter out also puts your innocent grandchild in danger. Think about this before making any final decisions.

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i know its just a movie but in bruno he did a lot of stuff that a lot of straight guys wouldnt do so i was just wondering if anyone knows if he's straight/gay/bi
just curious lol kinda a weird question i know.

No, he's married to Isla Fisher.

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okay so today, i noticed that i was wetter down ther than usual now im 16. and discharge i would think is like DRIPPING out. it doesnt smell. and its not chunky but its like muckesy. and whiteish. and its a lot. so whats that mean.

It means you were horny beforehand. Your vagina becomes moist when you are aroused.

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Anyone know a song about old feelings coming back?

Thanks (:
x

It's All Coming Back to Me Now- Celine Dion
Mamma Mia- Abba
I Still Remember- Bloc Party
Again Again- Lady Gaga

Yeah, I lost a little faith in myself for putting a Lady Gaga song too, but this one is actually fairly good.

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19/f

everytime i mess around with a guy, whether its even just playing strip poker, or hard core flirting, him feeling me up, ANYTHING i get soooo wet! and it feels disgusting.

i usually wear a pantyliner everyday, because i tend to have a lot of discharge but when i'm with a guy, obviously i'm not going to wear one and then it gets all over my underwear and its all nasty, and pretty much soaked it makes me feel disgusting.

does this happen to anyone else...?
i wish i didnt have to go through this.

As LOL told you DO NOT WEAR A TAMPON. If you were a tampon when you aren't on your period you run the risk of it getting stuck inside you. This would be extremely awful.

It is completely normal to get wet when messing around with a guy. Girls get "wet" because it is your body's own natural lubricant. When you get turned on, your body naturally prepares to have sex, making you wet.

You can wear the pantyliner or maybe even a light pad if it's very, very bad. Unfortunately, it isn't going to stop happening anytime soon.

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Ok, so this is a pretty confusing story, so im going to try to keep it short.

I've been friends with this girl Rachel since third grade. Not best friends, but we talk. I also have another friend, Lucas, and I've been friends with him since 5th grade. I've liked him since 5th grade, but in 9th grade, he started dating Rachel. I'm in 11th grade, and they're still dating. Last weekend, Lucas told me he has feelings for me, but I couldn't tell Rachel because he still loves her. Now Lucas is all I can think about. I recently went through a horrible breakup and he was there for me, which just makes me like him even more. He knows I like him, and I know he likes me, so its kind of hard to ignore the situation. I really want to stay friends with both of them, but this is super stressful on me. What do I do???
(16/f)

You really should respect your friend Rachel and her relationship with Lucas. As long as they are going out, you should not have any romantic relations with Lucas. I know it is hard to suppress your feelings, but in this situation you have to. What if it was the other way around. If you were dating Lucas and Rachel and him began having a relationship behind your back, how would you feel? My guess is not too hot.

Either wait for them to break up or move on.

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About eight weeks ago I had sex with my bf, and the condom slipped off. my period was supposed to be four weeks after it. About a week after it was supposed to come, i took two first response pregnancy tests and they both came out negative. I heard that First Response is one of the most accurate tests. So what are the chances that I could still be pregnant even though the two tests came out negative?

There is always a chance that the pregnancy test is wrong. One time I was watching this show "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant" and the girl even went to get a doctor's test and it was still negative. And then BAM she had a baby.

However, the chances of that are slim to none. If you still do not get your period, you should see a doctor. You may really be pregnant or something else is wrong, which is why you wouldn't be getting your period.

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This is really embarrasing but..
Whenever I'm with my boyfriendd and we play around with each other I get really wet down there..and its so badd that when we have sex I wet the sheets I don't know what to do but is this normal?

This is completely normal. Girls are supposed to get wet when aroused. It would be bad if you weren't getting wet.

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i dont really know how to explain myself.
i feel im rude to people.
when im not trying to be,
it could be cause im jsut having a crappy day, but its hurting other peoples feelings.
im very confused at this whole situation and the rest of my life.
please help.

The only real solution to this problem is to simply think before you speak. If your first instinct is to give a rude answer to someone's question, stop for a minute and see how you can change the negative words to positive words. You aren't going to become Miss Daisy Sunshine overnight. It's going to take a bit of getting used to.

Another idea is everytime you hurt someone's feelings, put a dollar in a jar. You'll start losing so much money that you'll want to be nice.

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I don't get it. Do guys like having sex with virgins? If so, why? Wouldn't they want someone experienced? I don't know. Just curious.

A lot of guys like having sex with virgins because they claim it feels better because virgins are still "tight." Virgins also don't have STDs which is always a plus. Also, as Jack said, guys like being remembered by the girl.

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i was talking to a friend and she said i wasnt exciting.
it kinda really hurt my feelings.
cuz when im texting i guess im boring.
i was perfectly content with my life.
but now it like all changes. :/
any ways to be more exciting?

Don't worry about this at all! Most texting conversations aren't the most exciting thing to begin with. If you are content with your life, you do not need to change yourself. One mean thing a friend says doesn't mean you need to become some crazy adventurous individual. Keep being you.

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I want to become a vampire. do not say "they do not exist." i am not crazy lol and this isnt really about twilight or anything. i just think it would be cool. dont say i cannot handle or survive or something like that. i just want to know how. im not talking about mythical vampires like the ones in movies. and what exactly are vampires? dont say mythical creatures. what powers do they have? and stuff like that. HOW! i am willing to accept the consiquences. much luv!

And I want a bigger butt, but we can't always get what we want..

You could be one of those religious vampires. More information on that can be found on the wikipedia website. It'll also explain ins and outs of vampire-ism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire

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Dear Fashionista aka turquoise,
oh my god! i just completely screwed my life over :[

So i was trying to upload photos of me and my home girls, and I was putting the memory card in the slot and it totally got stuck! like what the eff. So now I basically consider my life is over. IM SO SAD! I dont even know what to do. Like honestly. My computer is my life. Like I took a screw driver to it.. and now its life is over. I did this twice now. I got it out the first time.. then I decided to try to do the "advicenators thing" and use the golden rule of optimism. AND TRY IT AGAIN! WELL GUESS WHAT IT FRIGGIN DID TO MY LIFE. BLAM BLAM. Dead over, gone. PLEASE HELP.

Love, Pepsi

Hey Pepsi girllll,

WOW that sucks major donkey balls. And then it pukes on the donkeyballs and then sucks the puke up. THATS HOW BAD THIS IS. Uhm, well. If it were me I guess I would like hit my computer with a hammer until it came out! That makes sense....right? You could call like technical support and ask them. Holler at my boiiis in da GEEK SQUAD. YEah mami, try dat shit out. And if they call you a dumbfuck be like YO BACK YO SHIT UP. CAUSE LIKE, TALK SHIT GET HIT. FUCK DEM NATURAL BORN HATERS

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Is it possible to get pregnant from the semen that leaks out when you go to the bathroom after anal sex? I have been careful to wash the vaginal and anal area consistently after intercourse and have also been careful not to allow semen to contact the vaginal area. Is it possible that the semen leaking out of the anus can get in contact with the vaginal area while on the toilet?

It's not common, but it's possible. Use a condom every time during sexual contact. Also, you can contract STDs from anal, so condoms are still necessary. However, if you are going from anal to vaginal, change the condom. You can get nasty infections by using the same condom during anal and vaginal intercourse.

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