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vampires


Question Posted Monday August 17 2009, 5:44 pm

I want to become a vampire. do not say "they do not exist." i am not crazy lol and this isnt really about twilight or anything. i just think it would be cool. dont say i cannot handle or survive or something like that. i just want to know how. im not talking about mythical vampires like the ones in movies. and what exactly are vampires? dont say mythical creatures. what powers do they have? and stuff like that. HOW! i am willing to accept the consiquences. much luv!

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Erinn_the_bamf answered Monday August 17 2009, 10:51 pm:
And I want a bigger butt, but we can't always get what we want..

You could be one of those religious vampires. More information on that can be found on the wikipedia website. It'll also explain ins and outs of vampire-ism.

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Cux answered Monday August 17 2009, 10:38 pm:
Here's what you do.

Find a vampire. Not hard, right?

Ok. Did you find your vampire?

Have them bite you in the neck. Your transformation has begun.

Now, just stay away from garlic and crucifixes, and you should be good.

--Jack
(17/m)

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Bolt answered Monday August 17 2009, 10:38 pm:
What??? Really??? Look I don't like cussing at chicks (and I can tell your a chick) but I'm sorry baby, that's just fucked up. THEY DO NOT EXIST. Go talk to a therapist and tell me how it goes.

Kyle

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christina answered Monday August 17 2009, 10:36 pm:
Vampires are mythical creatures.

You are a jar of crazy sauce.

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