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Well I use to be on advicenators a while back, & then life got way too busy & I no longer had time for it, & after I while I forgot all about advicenators. =/




I'm sorry guys. But I'm back.



Let me start over & introduce myself.
My names maria, but people call me smalls.
I'm 5 feet tall, which would explain why my nick name is smalls. ;]




I'm 17 years old, and a senior in high school.
I always gave great advice before but now that I'm older and wiser, I give
awesome advice.




I'm very open minded, so feel free to ask me anything. I never judge people & I'm
Always here if anyone needs a friend. =]




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Thank yooh so much! yooh dont know how much i appreciate this!.. my sn is SH3S A MYSTERY ..thank yooh!

Hey

It's no problem. I'm glad you liked the icon.

♥ maria ♥

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HELP! I Need help. Okay, well lately, (I just realizes 2 days ago) everyy time i urinate, this white thing comes out - NOT bubbles, its like a thing peice of tissue. Anyways, Im REALLY scared..does anyone know what it could be? Has it ever happened to anyone here? Is it normal? My periods about to come in a day or two if that matters..Pleasse help ; Im scared I could have like something really rare or Cancer :(

Ive never had sex, so you know.

-Rachel/f/13

Hey

Well to me this sounds like an infection. But nothing to worry about. I could be wrong but im pretty sure it is. My baby cusin had the same thing. she went to the doctors and he had gave her some prescription medication. So the best thing for you to do is to tell somebody older that you trust and make sure to go to the doctors.

Hope i helped

and if you need anything else just comment my inbox

♥ maria ♥

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there is a song by lil john that goes like , "if u dont give a damnw e dont give a f****" can someone tell me the nameof it. thanks

Hey

It's by LiL John and the Eastside boys and it's called Don't Give A Fuck.

Hope that helps

♥ maria ♥

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hey umm i have some acne and i have meet the teacher nite like tomorrow and school starts like in 3 days is there anything i can use to help clear it up at least a little bit before school starts and if so wats it called and where can you get it at??? thankx

Hey

I'm sorry to be the one who says this to you but acne isn't something you can cure in three days, or even a week for that matter. It takes some time in order for you to see full results. I personally use Proactive and i love it. But it's pretty pricey and you have to order it and that takes time! Since you have NO time i suggest you go and buy stridex day and night. It's the only product that i have gotton from a pharmacy that has worked.

If you go here: http://store.darisimall.com/701094.html

You'll see what it looks like if you already dont know.

Hope this helps

♥ maria ♥

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Ok, 13/m, Im out of town, my girlfriends birthday was four days ago and I dont get home for 3 more days... we havent been going out for long, but i still want to get her sumthin nice that says i love her and that im sorry i missed her birthday... any ideas?? thanks

Hey

Since your only 13 and you two aren't going out for a long time i think the best way to go is by getting her some flowers and a cute card but make sure you write inside it and be sure to say i'm sorry for missing your birthday, and if i wasn't out of town i wouldn't have missed it for the world. I'm sure she'll love that!

If you need anymore help just comment my inbox anytime.

♥ maria ♥

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my bf just dumped me . i want a song about me being his ex gf does anyone know any songs?

Gwen Stefani- Ex-Girlfriend

♥ maria ♥






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this isn't really a ? but a survey for guys. what do guys like best in a girl
looks
blonde or brunette?
color eyes?
height?
skinny or average weight?
populararity or just a nice average girl?
i'll give everyone who answers everything a 5.

thanks Kate

Hey

Well i asked two of my guy friends and both of them said something different.

Kevin -

brunette
green eyes
short 4'11 -5'3
skinny
nice average girl

steve -

Blonde
green
tall 5'6
average weight
average girl



♥ maria ♥


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Hi.. uhm im sorry this might seem weird.. but i dont have an account with iconator so this is the only way i can do this. If anyone makes icons for iconator.. could yooh make me an icon that says "LAND HO!... I love pirate boys!" ? its an inside joke lol.. but if possible could it just have like a plain black backround with purple writing.. or like a ship backround with a color that shows good? oh and maybe little hearts in the corner! lol.. THANK YOOH SO MUCH IF YOOH DO THIS! I WILL LOVE YOOH FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hey

Sure. I'll make it for you.
But i don't use iconator. I use something better. Photo pro shop. That way when i make your icon it won't say iconator on it LOL
Just leave me a comment in my inbox with your sn and i'll make one for you tomorrow because my computer is acting really gay today.

♥ maria ♥

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looking for a song. i dont know any of the words except . i am pretty fly for a white guy? helpplzz

Your looking for the song

Pretty fly by the off spring


♥ maria ♥

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I got sunburn on my cheeks about a week ago and now it's starting to peel. The problem is It's coming off in tiny peices so when I try to get it odd I pull the little hairs on my cheek...is there anyway to get rid of the dead skin without purchasing anything. (I have no loofah.) Exfoliating tips??

Thanx I'l rate appropriately!

Hey

My grandmother is a doctor so she knows alot about EVERYTHING lol so when i got sunburn on my face last week she made me wash my face with a face Scrub. Since we didn't have any at home she made a homemade one. If you don't have a scrub at home then you should try making one. This is what you need.

1 med. lemon - juice of
2 Tbls. finely ground almonds
1 Tbls. honey


and this is what you do.

-Combine all ingredients.
-Massage mixture into face and neck.
-Leave on for 5 minutes.
-Rinse off with warm water.

That should really help the peeling.

Then after your face drys put Cocoa Butter on it.

hope this helps. It really helped me.

♥ maria ♥


EDIT FEEDBACK - Oh alright. I'm glad something helped you. But keep my advice in mind just in case.

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hey. going to sea world in san antonio tommorow. just wondering what i should wear. i don't really like shorts, would jeans look dumb with maybe a tank and flip flops? and should i wear a bathing suit underneath.

Hey

I actually think jeans with a cute white tank top would look HOT! But then again any color tank top would look cute just as long as it matches your flip flops. But you should take a skirt with you also just in case you get hot in those jeans so that way you can change. Yeah you should definitely wear your bathing suit underneath. Or just bring it with you. It's really just up to you.

If you need anything else just comment

♥ maria ♥

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i have a hard time falling asleep is there anything i can do or buy?

Hey

Yeah. You can buy Sleep Aids. Basically they are Soothing tape sounds
include ocean, rain, brook, heartbeat, soft sound outdoors and just about anything else.

But in the the meantime, here are a few things you can do to help yourself with your problem:

Reduce caffeine and sugar intake at night. Both act as stimulants, and the sugar can also make it difficult to get up in the morning.
Try using an alarm clock to remind you to GO to sleep. It is very important that you get enough sleep at night to get you through the next day.
Check your breathing. Remember to breathe. Deep breathing helps to relax your entire body and reduce muscle tension.



♥ maria ♥

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I'm going to either Wal-Greens or Rite-Aid to get some acne stuff. I have really bad acne and scars from pimples all over my face. What would be a product that will actually help clear up my skin?

Please answer to the best of your knowlegde!

Thanks.

Hey


Umm lets see the only thing i could recommend for you would have to be stridex day and night. It's the only product that i have gotton from a pharmacy that has worked.

If you go here: http://store.darisimall.com/701094.html

You'll see what it looks like if you already dont know.

I personally use Proactive and i love it. But i also use stridex day and night. They pretty much both work great. But stridex day and night is alot cheeper.

♥ maria ♥

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ok i kno your not supposed to go swimming if you hav a heavy period....but its not that bad and i want to try and wear a tampon if it is too heavy...wut i wanna kno is if it hurts wen your wearing a tampon? im always afraid of putting stuff up there becuz i think it will hurt....does it??

please help my friend is coming over tomorrow and i want to go swimming....i rate high!

Hey

Don't worry about it. It won't hurt at all. If you don't insert it in the right way then you'll just feel discomfort. If that happens just replace it with another tampon and try again.
I'm sure if you ask someone older that you trust and feel comfortable with they will help you out. If not just go here:

http://womenshealth.about.com/cs/azhealthtopics/ht/How_Insert_Tamp.htm

They go step by step while explaining how to insert a tampon.

♥ maria ♥

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i hate myself i really do. when i look at myself i just want to end my life. i feel so ugly. and i have no friends. i never had a bf and no one ever liked me before. But that is not why i am crying. i stop caring about my uglyness. i was in my bestfriends house and she was talking to her mother about me. I guess they thought i wouldnt hear it. Her mother goes i know u feel sorry for her and all but now that you made new friends its time to let this one go. my friend goes yeah eww gosh i hate her. She smells bad and wow shes very ugly. my new friends dont like her and i just dont know how to leave her with out sounding me! wow i started to cry. that hurt so bad. the only perosn i loved and cared about hates me and never liked. she just used me!!

what do i do? how can i change for her? i need to be her friend

Number one: A true friend stays with you until the end.
This girl was obvousily never your real friend. To me this girl sounds like a heartless bitch with
no common respect for people. But i don't blame her. I can see where she gets it. Like mother like daughter.
I wouldn't be mad at the girl only because she wasn't taught any better then that. But still that is no excuse
to what she has said. Although she never said those horrible things to your face it probably hurts more
that she said them behind your back. This not only shows she's scared of being truthful , it shows she's a two faced person.
I say this is not a bad thing that has happened, its pretty much the BEST thing that could have happened to you.
Would you have rather spent the next year or so with a person that doesn't like you deep down inside or should you be happy
that you truely know her feelings and that you can move on with your life. You are lucky to know the truth about this girl and her mother.
I say get away from them as far as possible. Don't waste your time with low life people. How dare they say you are ugly. Who are
they to judge you? I'll tell you who! NOBODY! Now i understand why you feel the need to end your life. You were around negative people
that brought your energy down. You need to slap your self in the face and give your self a reality check! Look in the mirror
and say to your self over and over again. I am a better person then she is. I am beautiful in my own way. I love myself more then anything
else. I respect my self and i shall not let anybody bring me down! I'm sure if you keep those lines in your head you will understand just how truely beautiful
you really are! The next thing you need to do is find people that will love you for you. People that will respect you, and people that
will look at you and see your beauty. Once you find those people you will know how lucky you truely are. And remember everything happenes for a reason.

♥ maria ♥


EDIT FEEDBACK: Sweetheart i'm so glad i could help. I really appreciate all the compliments you gave me. But i want you to understand i wasn't trying to fish for compliments and that i do care. If i didn't i wouldn't be on this site. I just hope you understood everything i had said and i hope you can start to love yourself. You must love yourself for others to love you.
If you ever need anything else just leave a comment in my inbox. I'll be more then happy to help!

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how come people call girls sluts if they kiss guys (like me...but i havent done it in over a month)
a slut is someone who has sex w/a bunch of guys!! so how come IM gettin called a slut!?
but im not the only one...some other people i know are getting called sluts too. and its not fair! i dont have sex! how am i a slut? i just dont get girls at all...even tho i am a girl! i just dont get why they do things like this

Hey

Don't worry about it sweetheart.
It's called jealousy. I get called a slut all the time and i'm a virgin! If you look up the word slut in a dictionary it will say :

Slut is a slang term used to indicate a person who has frequent sexual relationships with different people, especially short-term affairs.

And i'm sure that has nothing to do with you. Most girls say stuff like that to hurt you, which it shouldn't. When i get called a slut i take that as a good thing because i know they are jealous of me and care so much about me that they take the time to say something mean. So for everytime you get called a slut smile, laugh it off and think to yourself wow i'm pretty lucky to have fans. LOL Cuz once you have a fan club hating you, you know your a somebody!!

Keep you head up high ..


if you ever need anymore advice just comment my inbox

♥ maria ♥

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my computer is messed up really bad and i cant go on any lyrics site . can anyone get me the lyrics to the song nasy girl! by nitty i think thanks a bunch

NITTY LYRICS

Nasty Girl


Do it.
Whoo, Little nasty girl
(Yo man, see that??)
Damn!

Yo Yo Yo Yo
Hey girl I like your flava
Wish I could be your neighba
Must be coffee by the way you shakin your perk-u-later
I'm the smooth operator
Hot mommy motivator
What I really wanna do
Put that thing on you
Butter up yo hot potato
Gettin more dough then bakers
Rim's spinnin like I knew your break is
You got it all give me a call
I'm ballin like the Lakers
Hey ma now I won't chase ya
Sweetheart ignore them haters
Let's have some fun
Bittys' got me on the run
Come on girl get this paper

Well honey (Whatcha got Mr. Mans)
I got a lot of money (I don't see no keys in my hands)
Could you be my nasty girl
And let me do that dirty dance witchu (If you want just give me money)
Mommy (Ooo Whee Poppi)
Shake that sexy body (Do you like what you see?)
I just wanna nasty girl
Now tell me is that nasty girl you? (I can love you long time)

I'm in the Escalade, you in the Navigator
You talkin dirty wanna serve me in the elevator
Wanna give it to me now not later
Mommy's body was a dime, can't hate her
What a brother gonna do when the bitty rolls through
Who's lookin just like Jada
We hit the elevator
Of course there's always haters
But it didn't matter yo
We were puttin on a show
Free for all your spectators
Mommy threw it like a champ (Yo wait up)
Yo i didn't even know her name (What!?)
Bitty's opened up your eyes
Haters better recognize
That Nitty got this playa

Well honey (Whatcha got Mr. Mans)
I got a lot of money (I don't see no keys in my hands)
Could you be my nasty girl
And let me do that dirty dance witchu (If you want just give me money)
Mommy (Ooo Whee Poppi)
Shake that sexy body (Do you like what you see?)
I just wanna nasty girl
Now tell me is that nasty girl you? (I can love you long time)

I gotta pick my date up
To dinner I'ma take her
Last time we sexed I had her crawlin like an alligator
She just came from jamaica
The land of booty shaka's
Her names Candy
Give it to her nasty
Sometimes I even taste her
I'm here right now she's dressed up
Hourglass shape, long hair, makeup
Lookin downtown, she said right now "I want it now, I'm straight up"
We're standin face to face, uh
I knew right where to take her
That private room called the bathroom
Uh oh, here's comes the waiter

Well honey (Whatcha got Mr. Mans)
I got a lot of money (I don't see no keys in my hands)
Could you be my nasty girl
And let me do that dirty dance witchu (If you want just give me money)
Mommy (Ooo Whee Poppi)
Shake that sexy body (Do you like what you see?)
I just wanna nasty girl
Now tell me is that nasty girl you? (I can love you long time)

East coast
West coast
Worldwide
North side
South side
Let's ride
Let's party all night
Nasty girls come inside

Honey (Whatcha got Mr. Mans)
I got a lot of money (I don't see no keys in my hands)
Could you be my nasty girl
And let me do that dirty dance witchu (If you want just give me money)
Mommy (Ooo Whee Poppi)
Shake that sexy body (Do you like what you see?)
I just wanna nasty girl
Now tell me is that nasty girl you? (I can love you long time)



♥ maria ♥

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some people might not get this question......anyways can anyone list some emo/screamo/or rock lyrics! just lines from songs that would make good quotes, profile stuff, etc.! thx :)

Hey



It just takes some time
Little girl you're in the middle
It'll up the ride
Everything, everything will be just fine
Everything, everything will be all right


The Middle by Jimmy Eat World ^


Give me a reason to end this discussion,
To break with tradition, to fall and divide.
'Cause I hate the ocean, theme parks and airplanes,
Talking with strangers, waiting in line..
I'm through with these pills that make me sit still.
"Are you feeling fine?"
Yes, I feel just fine.

Tell me that you're alright,
yeah everything is alright.
o please tell me that you're alright,
yeah everything is alright.


Motion city - everything is alright ^


I'll keep you my dirty little secret
(Dirty little secret)
Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret
(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)
My dirty little secret

Dirty little secret - all american rejects ^



Pretty girl is suffering, while he confesses everything
Pretty soon she'll figure out what his intentions were about
That's what you get for falling again
You can never get 'em out of your head

It's the way
That he makes you feel
It's the way
That he kisses you
It's the way
That he makes you fall in love

She's beautiful as usual with bruises on her ego and
Her killer instinct tells her to beware of evil men
And that's what you get for falling again
You can never get 'em out of your head
And that's what you get for falling again
You can never get 'em out of your head

Sugarcult - Pretty Girl ^


Days swiftly come and go.
I'm dreaming of her
She's seeing other guys
Emotions they stir
The sun is gone.
The nights are long
And I am left while the tears fall.

Did you think that I would cry,
on the phone?
Do you know what it feels like,
being alone?
I'll find someone new

[Chorus]
Swing, Swing, Swing from the tangles of
My heart is crushed by a former love
Can you help me find a way
To carry on again.

Swing swing - all american rejects ^


Hope this helps

if not just comment my inbox i have alot more song lines and ideas. Sorry if i gave you more then just lines from the songs. I'm not sure which parts you would want.


♥ maria ♥


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okay well i really like this one guy.. and i mean hes like soo soo perfect... and i know hes noticed me and i think we might have a chance of going out cuz were already friends and i just dont know what to do.. i mean i no i cant ask him out soo please help me please hes soo important to me but he just doesnt know that..
signed so so confused..
*I RATE* please answer me soon*

Hey

If you really like him as much as you say you do then talk to him about it. Being honest is the best way to go here. No your not asking him out your just letting him know your true feelings. If you don't do it now then you might never know how he feels about you. If your just going to wait for him to express his love to you then it might not ever happen because just like you, guys dont want to risk being rejected. If both of you don't say anything you might lose something both of you wanted. Then you could possible find out that he did in fact like you at one point in time but he moved on. That would suck. But if you tell him NOW how you feel two things might happen. He could either say he likes you too which im hoping for or say he likes you only as a friend . But would you have rather lived your life not knowing how he feels. Its up to you. Your going to want to find out how he feels about you at one point anyhow so why does it matter when you ask. The sooner the better. You dont want him getting a girlfriend! do you?? Just be honest! I'm sure he likes you just as much or even more then you like him.

♥ maria ♥

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hey this is me the girl with the b-day party that cant wear a bathing siut and i do need help with what to wear i dont know how to leave it in a inbox cuz im sort of new could you help me

Hey

Well you just did leave a comment in my inbox, so congrats. About your problem i think you should wear a bathing suit with a cute tank top on top, so that way your mom can't complain about your top showing too much of your cleavage. I would suggest to wear a white tank top. If you don't like that idea then wear a cute short skirt with a tube top or tank top. I'm sure whatever you wear you'll look GREAT!

Don't worry. Have fun. And ENJOY your birthday party.


If you need anymore help just comment anytime or just im me.

♥ maria ♥

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