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I'm Victoria. I haven't been on this site in a while. If you have received advice from me before and liked it, please feel free to ask more questions.
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A father finds his son praying at night. 'God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta Grandpa.' The father finds this odd, but doesn't think too much of it. The next morning the grandfather dies. The father remembers the night before, but doesn't say anything. That night, the son prays, 'God bless Mommy and Daddy. Ta ta, Grandma.' The father hopes that nothing happens to the grandmother. Sure enough, the next morning the grandmother dies. At this point the father gets really scared. That night, the son prays "God bless Mommy. Ta ta, Daddy". The father stays up all night long, frightened. Early in the morning he goes to the doctor to make sure everything is fine. When he comes home, his wife is waiting frantically in the driveway and yells "Honey, come quick! The milkman just dropped dead on the porch!"
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"Cowards die many times before their deaths: the valiant never taste death but once. Of all the wonders that I have yet heard, It seems to me most strange that men should fear, seeing that Death,a necessary end, will come when it will come."
-Caesar Act II line 31-37
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" So our stories have made you sad, you tell me. Yes, this I can understand...but tears are not the right response. For every painful story there is one of beauty, one to learn from...You must never forget the art of enjoyment, otherwise the pain of survival will crush you."
-Gasper, a guerilla with the Guatemalan National Revolutionary union.
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i always get acne everyday! in the morning, i wake up and theres another one! i've tried everything! i tried this benzclin (not sure how its spelled) which was prescribed by the doctor, i've tried proactiv, shiseido, clean & clear, neutrogena, clique, mary kay, and even toothpaste! nothing seemed to work. i feel so embarased to go out. i cant do anything. i feel like crying everyday and i have zero self confidence. please help me. i want my acne out now:( (link)
Maybe your pillow is dirty. Honestly, maybe the pillow or pillowcase or whatever you sllep with by your face is dirty. If you usually sleep with your hair down when you go to sleep, tie it up with a scarf or bandana. Wash your face before you got to sleep and when you wake up, on a regualr basis. All that what I've told you, is helping to clear my acne, and remember: NO PICKING! And don't feel bad, either. This is something that you have no control over, but I know how you feel... Another important thing, drink lots of water.
Mad Love,
Victoria


Do women find a guy with a hairy chest attractive? I'm 24, hairy, but not out of control hairy. I'm not overtly self-conscious, but I get the feeling that body hair is considered unattractive. ???
Don't hold back. I want real answers. Hopefully, from real women. Thanks. (link)
I, for one think its attractive, so long as your not so hairy that I could braid your hair. And if you got the happy trails going on, thats definently hot. Who told you body hair is unattractive, soceity? F*ck that! i'm sure your a pretty good looking guy, don't worry about it.
Mad Love,
Victoria


wut has three arms but no legs, it has no eyes but can see all, it isnt alive but says more through its actions than anyone who is, and it is all around us. (link)
Mr. Potato Head...He shows us we can change! Seriously...This isn't fun anymore, I'm going home...


ive never had acne , i have about 2 zits a month. but latlely ive been getting zits like all over my body! my chest, my back, my legs..whats with this? (link)
Welcome to puberty. You should get over it soon, hopefully, your acne won't be as bad as mine, but mine is WAY better than it was in, like 7th gr. Anyhoo, try some acne scrubs or body washes. Mary KAy face cleansing products work for me, and so does Pro-Activ.
Mad Love,
Victoria


i've just put in a tampon for the first time about 2 hours ago . i tried to take it out , but it hurt to pull at the string . is this normal , and could this be because my tampon is still dry ? if not , how do i yank it out without it hurting ? (link)
Honey, hurry up and get that tampon out! For further reference, the tampon might be dry, but you have to be quick about pulling it out. I don't mean to scare you, but have you heard of TSS? Thats nothing to play around with. It could also be that the tampon is really full, and your vagina is small, so its exapnded the walls of your vagina, thats what happened to me the first time I used a tampon. Maybe tampons just aren't for you.
Mad Love,
Victoria


I am an 8th grader going into high school next year. I keep hearing about how the seniors always pick on the freshman and I don't want to get beat up! What should I do to stay away from the seniors? I'm 14/female if that makes any difference. (link)
Dude, best advice : Don't be a smartass, stay out of their way. Now, I know not every senior is like that, 'cause I'm a junior, but better safe than sorry. Don't let your fear show, though, if they see it, your gonna be easier to pick on. Just avoid trouble. But don't let them walk all over you then they know they've won.
Mad love,
victoria


i'm a 16 yr old wo has been bullied for 9 nine years. Mostly fopr the pure reason of my apperance. I live in a family of five in a one parent family. I arn't the kind of kid to ask for everything maybe coz i no we cart afford it. At school i have at least 90 kids bullying me about my appearance and teaseing me. We i started igh school i had a group of friends but now the popular person in the group lost a bit of weight and turned into a bitch saying i could never get that size because im a size 16. Sjhe is aware i am being bullied. Now i have no friends at school cart go to half my lessons coz its so bad. I arn't jelsous of them i just no why people say be proud to be different if ppl just bully u. Ive been to the doctors about depresstion and the school nurse. A man who deals with suidal people sat in on one of out conversations but i guess i wasnt that important. I cart look ppl in the eyes anymore i have so much pain in my heart and feel so unhappy for something i cart change. I no the bullying wont stop but i just want to no why i souldf be the one feeling lonely upset and made to feel different coz i have ginger hair and dont wear adidas. (link)
Dude, they tease you for stuff thats out of your control, they should be the ones who feel bad, not you, but I guess things don't always work out like that, huh? But I know what its like being bullied. When I was Nine years old, I was a size 16, but then i lost weight. i'm not encouraging you to conform to their standards, Goodness no, that goes against everything I stand for...But instead of worrying about what your not, worry about what you are. What are you talented at? Let that shine through, and then maybe they will see you in a different light. Don't be afraid to look people in the eye, you can't let these bullies know thta they have beaten you! theres still life in you yet! These people are materialistic and probably won't get far in life, but little do they know, by them teasing you, they are making your will a bit stronger, and preparing you for the road ahead. If you ever need some more advice, email me at mephisto_queen@hotmail.com
Mad love,
Victoria


Allright, I have recently started taking ADDERALL(ADD drug), which goes against all my beliefs, but this way I can stay at my current school which I love. I have an agreement with my parents if I take it I can stay at my current school. But, today after it started kicking in I heard voices. It started in geography, we were talking about Sharon the butcher of Israel. Someone in my head, who was me but not started telling me about how eyes are made of glass and Sharon took out his victims eyes and put them on a wall. It chanted, "Wall of eyes" until I screamed so loud in my head I was suprised no one heard me. It never shut up, unless I was talking to someone, but once I stopped it started. It's hard to explain, it was like I was saying it to myself, but it wasn't me. It's worn off by now, but I think it is making me insane. I don't want to stop taking it, but it is making me completely diffrent. Should I tell my parents? Should I stop taking it? my grades are better. Is it worth it? (link)
I you should stop taking this medicine. What good are grades when you are in a mental institution, come on? What are you gonna tell the guy who think hes Napolean that he already doesn't know? Seriously, what if there are some long term effects that you don't know about, this is very dangerous, and shouldn't be taken lightly. You could always try another medication. Did they tell you the side effects of this drug? Was this mentioned on the label, "cause if you aske me, this sounds too odd to ignore.
Mad love,
Victoria


this teacher at my school picks on me and im sick of it. he always asks me questions and laughs wen i get them wrong wot can i do (link)
Thats f*cked up! Tell the administartion and request either you get a different teacher, or he gets suspended! Are you the only one he picks on? i've had that happen to me as well ( not exactly having the teacher laugh at me, but you get the jist) bring your parents in and have a talk with this teacher, he sounds like a major @$$!
Mad love,
Victoria


im a sophmore in high school but i moved and im starting a new school and i dont know ANYONE!!!! im sooooooooo nervous....i was jw if anyone had 2 do this?!?! (link)
I've had to do this as well, I have the type of mother who never keeps me in one school for more than three years, so I'm used to it. Think about it, you don't know anyone, its a wonderful oppertunity to meet new people and learn new things, its ok to be nervous, just don't be scared to try new things or meet new people. I know, sometimes its stressful, and maybe a little frightning, just stay strong and confident, and don't let anyone break your confidence. And if you encounter any more problems, feel free to ask for advice, I've been down that road,
Mad Love,
Victoria


OK, today my private started to hurt really bad. and i looked at it and it started to bleed. I dont have mi period and i know its not that because the sides were bleedin. I dont know what to do! sumone plz help me. PLZ ILL RATE U A FIVE EVEN IF U SAY "BLAH".

plz help thanx (link)
Wow, well thats a new one....not to be funny or anything, because this is a serious problem, but maybe your underpants were chaffing you? Seriously, or maybe you had some allergic reaction....Hmmmm, are you sure its not your period? This sound really odd. your best bet is to go to a doctor, I don't know what else to tell you, honey.
Much love,
Victoria


OK I REALLY NEED HELP. i am a girl and i have questions i will rate 5s no matter wat. ok well here goes: when i masturbate i usually rub it with something like a pillow or blanket. i don't really like to finger, i don't find a lot of pleasure in that. is that weird? please be honest. second thing: i don't know if i orgasm or not. it feels really good and i know that i'm "done" but i don't know if i actually Orgasmed or not. what's the feeling? does a bunch of stuff come out? more than the wetness before? how do i tell (link)
Its not weird, everyone is different, but orgasms...hmmm, I've never really...hmmm....I think that you will just know, and yes a bunch of mucusy stuff is supposed to come out, its perfectly normal. But if it feels good, do it, so long as your not doing it in front of children or in public!
much love,
Victoria


what are you guys opion of christians and other sprital stuff???>?? (link)
I, personally, have issues with christianity, for various reasons, but what works for one person, may not work for the next, and besides who am i to judge? I'm just a person with human faults. But I often feel that religion can bring out the worst in people,and can inspire such evil things, yet at the same time bring out the best in people, and inspire such wonderful things, no matter what religion.
Much love,
Victoria


hi. im pretty and popular, i was voted best looking for yearbook and was prom queen. I feel sad though. I dont no y. I just feel bad and my friends r like wth u have a perfect life. wht should i do?
thanx (link)
I think what the problem is, maybe being popular and pretty doesn't help. Maybe thats what everyone notices about you, nothing else. Show people that you are more than this prom queen image, and perhaps you will feel better. I hope I helped.
Much Love,
Victoria


is it a good think when a guy calls u a barbie? (link)
In my personal opinion, no it isn't. To me being a Barbie girl is being materialistic and plastic and society's idea of how a woman should look and act....But on the other hand, look at whats being done with the barbie dolls, shes a teacher, a singer, doctor etc...But i still don't think its a good thing, but there is a little bright side to it...
Much Love,
Victoria


This might sound a lil weird.. but im 15 and i was wondering when is the best age to start having sex? (link)
Don't have sex if you feel pressured. Make sure its time that you are ready. I'm also 15, and yeah, I've thought about it, but I'm not comfortable with a guy being obscenely close to me. Its something that I feel you have to be mature enough to handle, even if it isn't your first time, you always have to be comfortable, and maintain respect for yourself...But I honestly think you should wait, but its your decision that you have to live with.
Much Love,
Victoria


whats it mean when ur crap is green (link)
It usually means that you have been eating alot of leafy green vegetables, or that your eating food with too much blue or green food coloring. Don't be alarmed.
Much Love,
Victoria


so after watching tv today, i saw a slew of comercials that were the final straw. i've had enough of the idea that sex and stars sell...so i'm going to ween myself off pepsi and coke, m&m's and lays, colgate and oral-b, and go for non-commercial stuff...not because i think it's really going to make a difference...but just so i have a clear concience or w/e...so living in a small town, what is there for me to buy? i'll probably end up eating healthier, since there's really only healthy food here that isn't comericalized with all that shit...so suggestions on what i can do for food, without traveling, and without freeking out my parents would be nice...thanks

oh and i guess it's possible i'm going a bit over board, but i do that...did that with carl's jr. and one of their commercials too...ya... (link)
i don't think your going overboard. i whole-heartedly agree that these corporate fiends are taking way too much advantage of us, just cuz they think they can! I don't wanna see Britney Spear's tush adverstisng for Cola! She probably doesn't even drink Cola! *ahem!* let me calm down...woooo-sah! Is there a family dollar anywhere near you, or any dollar store. And if you want to eat healthier, you could probably grow your own food, depending on the weather, but it works better if you have more people on your side, and i for one am on your side.
Much Love,
Victoria


I am a Christian girl. My parents like to go to a supposedly "Christian Phycic" He says that God gives him his powers. I dont really believe in ANYTHING a phycic says, but my parents do. Is this phycic a sin in God's eyes? Please help me understand! (link)
Read up on Edgar Cayce. he was a good Godfearing man who had the ability to heal others and prophcize whenever he went into trance. He is also known as the Seer. Many people after that have claimed to "Have this Power", many are hoaxes, some are true, but if yourr having serious doubts about this guy, find some way to talk your parents out of meeting up wtih that fraud and giving him all your money.
Much Love,
Victoria


whats the biggest difference between high school and middle school? (link)
High school is way more serious than muddle school. I'm not saying that middle school isn't important, but your high school records can show up alot more in the work place than your middle school records. Also, its somewhat of a transition, you have to be more mature in high school and take your grades more seriously. Also, in high school, its also where you learn and grow ( mentally and physically) more so.
Much Love,
Victoria




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