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O boy, not a good day...


Posted Wednesday July 13 2005, 3:30 am

Well, I posted here about 4 days ago, and I told you guys how much I liked this girl and what I should do to get her to like me. And well I was cool with that. Until she came over last night...Ya we where watching a movie and everything was cool, but then I went to kiss her and she goes...Why...And of course im like wut...Then she's like why...So at this point im really confused and lost. So I just lean back where I was...Sat thier for a few seconds. Then got up and went downstairs. We talked afterwards and she told me I was more of a brother to her than a boyfriend and wut not. So I asked why she couldn't just tell me how she felt, instead of making me look like a fool and feel like an idiot and she goes, because I don't like to dissapoint...

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Dog training


Posted Wednesday July 13 2005, 3:15 am

Hi i need to teach a dog not to dig. Does anyone here have any suggestions? Please help. I rate 5's 4 good answers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Hips


Posted Wednesday July 13 2005, 3:04 am

Okay well im really skinny and petite and about 5'2 and my hips are really wide! and my friend also..shes like 5'1 and she has the same problem. and is it just looks realy awkward cuz we;re tiny but theres those wide hips! is there any way i can get rid of it? Thanks! xoxo

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ipod


Posted Wednesday July 13 2005, 2:44 am

im using limewire for ipod.

how do i get the songs on my ipod? HURRY


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Posted Wednesday July 13 2005, 2:17 am

wut are some good masterbating tips?

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Posted Wednesday July 13 2005, 2:05 am

When it comes to masturbation, whats a chill?

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Good Charlotte Song Titles


Posted Wednesday July 13 2005, 1:46 am

Ok, i just got "Young and Hopeless" by Good Charlotte at a yard sale, but it didnt have a case, so i was wondering if anyone knew the Titles of the songs....in track order Please! Thank you a ton!

XxBrittneyxX

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my space


Posted Wednesday July 13 2005, 1:29 am

How do i make my myspace look pretty..like with colors in what not? like where do I get the links and stuff? thanks..i'll rate high!

thanks
steph

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Posted Wednesday July 13 2005, 1:03 am

okay this might sound superweird but i have like pimples on my ass dose anyone know how i can get rid of them?
please no smart asses i rate high
thanks a trillin


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Posted Wednesday July 13 2005, 12:56 am

Well, my bestfriend and i have been best friends for 8 years *I'm going to be a junior* and we've been tennis doubles partners since 8th grade. This summer she's been slacking off and I've been working out everyday. I play tennis atleast 3x a week but i'm starting to play more, and the days i'm not playing i'm reading a book on it or running! I really want to get better and I'm working really hard. But she really isn't. She's played tennis 3x this entire summer! Sometimes she skips tennis practice for work *understandable but she's just afraid to ask to get off an hour early even though she's done it once before and they were fine with it*, but tomorrow she's missing it for a party for some girl she just met! And practice are over at 7- and...

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Lip Peircing


Posted Wednesday July 13 2005, 12:51 am

Ok i want my lip peirced reallll bad on either the right or the left . I dont know bout the middle... its possible. But any way... i want to know if its safe or if any thing could happen. Like ive herd it can damage nerves or sumthin like that or cause a gum disease, I Dont Know I just want to know for sure. Or if theres any thing i can do to keep it from doing any thing wrong. Please help THANKS (rates high)

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friend or lover?


Posted Wednesday July 13 2005, 12:15 am

ohkay i have been friends with this guy for a longg time like since i was in 3rd grade. (im in 7th now) i was in love with him ni 3rd 4th and 5th grade and we went out (lol) but then we broke up. after that i never had feelings for him but we were just really good bestfriends. now it is summer 05 and we hang out constantly (as friends) but im having feelings for him and i dont know what to do.. please help i rate 5 all the time!



-confused girl-

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Posted Wednesday July 13 2005, 12:13 am

im sitting her bawling. heres the story, ok well my friend (matt) was talking to my friend (susie) and they were both talking to me too, ok well susie ims me and shes like matt just said im pretty lol. then i say to matt you think susies pretty and it was all like a joke and everything but susie got mad b.c i told him and all this stuff, so i apoligize 43 times (literally) and she dosnet even talk to me i know it might seem like it is my fault but u have to kno my friend, she stabs me in the back alot and this one little thing didnt even matter i think she just wanted to get mad or something so im like begging for her 4giveness and ive never even like been mad at her or showed me being mad b.c i value my "friends" and i dont like ...

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Abortion: To be, or not to be?


Posted Tuesday July 12 2005, 11:49 pm

I'm 13 years old and I got pregnant. My friends think I'm ready to be a parent, but I haven't told my parents about it yet because they will scold me. Should I go for abortion? WIll it hurt? At least I won't drop out of school, right? I'm really at a loss! I know abortion is wrong but I hate babies! I don't want one!! What do I do?!

Signed,
Helpless

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Need Cleaning Tips.


Posted Tuesday July 12 2005, 11:25 pm

M'kay ladies and gentlemen, this is how the story goes.

I used to have my Nintendo on my desk, way back when, and since then i've disconnected it, moved it and left it.

Well, over the past few days i've played most of my SNES RPG's over again, and I decided "im going to look for my copy of Final Fantasy".

I searched far and wide, and when my search of my stack of NES games brought up nothing - I decided to look in the most logical place - the last place it was set up.

I took a look in my desk, and couldn't find it, then I forgot that there used to be a drawer in the bottom (long ago taken out, and its just a small hole I often forget about, however today I found that a lo...

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Posted Tuesday July 12 2005, 11:21 pm

Should I: A) Quit taking piano lessons entirely.
B) Teach myself improvisation and to play by ear
or
C) Throw myself into piano and an attempt to win state.

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Posted Tuesday July 12 2005, 11:16 pm

can you get a STD from male masterbation

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Equity singer??


Posted Tuesday July 12 2005, 11:16 pm

Can anybody (please!) explain to me the term(s) "equity singer" or "equity dancer" or "equity actor". I came across the term when I was looking through auditions/casting calls, and I'm really not sure what it means! Thanks in advance!

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my dad..


Posted Tuesday July 12 2005, 11:01 pm

ok so today my dad invoted me and my bro to go the the batting cages. I went for fun and plus i love baseball. SO i was doing awesome on hitting the baseball and everything but my dad never even payed attention to me. Then he was like why dont you try the softball. and i didnt want to but he made me anyways. But it serioucly screwed up my baseball hitting and i sucked at softball and he was encouraging me there. But like i said he never watched my hitting the baseballs... he was totally ignoreing it. Is he one of those dads that thinks girls cant do sertain sports? i mean i hate softball... but its like he doesnt give me a chance and theres no way im a girly girl... plz help!! sorry that its so long..

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you love someone.. they dont love you back


Posted Tuesday July 12 2005, 10:58 pm

ok, well i really care about someone and have strong feelings for them. I feel like I don't want anyone in the world but him. We dont really talk much, alls i can say to him is "hi" and he'll say "hi" back. He knows i like him but he doesnt like me. I really want to talk to him, but i'm scared mostly of what he'll say back. what should i do?

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