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knocking on wood??


Posted Friday December 30 2005, 2:21 am

okay all my friends always say knock on wood or i guess im going to have to knock on wood. and i never know quite what they mean. so could someone tell me what it means??
thanks

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The Dukes of Hazards


Posted Friday December 30 2005, 2:19 am

*On New Years im going over a friends and I was wondering what you thought about The Dukes of Hazards ( with Jessica Simpson).

*Rate on a scale from 1-10 .

*Something else you can help me with is if you can name some really really good movie title that you can rent. It has to be something scary funny and new.

Thank you I'll also be giving out 5's !! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~♥~~~~~~~~~~~~

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New Ferret Owner


Posted Friday December 30 2005, 2:17 am

I've just recently got a ferret as a pet. He's male, about seven or eight months old. He's very docile and "lazy" for a ferret and is easily distracted, but he doesn't seem to want to play much. I know, I should be thanking my lucky stars he isn't always on "go go gadget" mode, but are there some games or activities that your ferrets enjoy that Doorstop might as well? Something cheap and stimulating for him would be awesome. Thanks!

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getting hurt .. again?


Posted Friday December 30 2005, 2:09 am

My last relationship didn't end well. My ex broke my heart and it was just horrible. Since then, I haven't had a boyfriend because I never let my feelings show and push any potential relationship away. I'm so scared of falling for someone and having them not catch me. A certain boy has come along and he's very interested in me. He says it's not fair I compare him to my ex and assume he's going to hurt me too. I can't help it though and I'm scared I'm going to push away this great guy, who I actually like. How do I let go of this fear and take a chance?

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my bf is always putting others down


Posted Friday December 30 2005, 1:42 am

My bf is always saying something nasty about his friends behind there backs. It makes me wonder if he does the same to me.
He has one friend who is 37 and doesnt have a girlfriend. He was laughing about him one day and said "that guys still a virgin". Another friend of his has a cushy job selling a health food product from his home and he said "he spends all day sitting behind his computer".
He has also said things about friends of mine. He told me he thought my one friend was gay because he didnt have a girlfriend. I defended him and said he just hadnt found the right guy yet. He also told me that any guy or girl who didnt have a bf or gf by a certain age was gay. He's said some pretty mean things ...

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Moving Across the Country


Posted Friday December 30 2005, 1:24 am

I'm moving from Michigan to Nevada, and using one of those "You pack,we drive" services to move my (one bedroom's worth of) large furniture. Bed, dresser, bookshelf, stuff like that. Is there anything I should look out for with this moving service. Someone mentioned that I should take pictures of the furniture before I ship it off? Any ideas?

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ok


Posted Friday December 30 2005, 1:05 am

have you ever been to lazy to go to the bathroom i dont thing this is healthy and i ratye good so

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Problems


Posted Friday December 30 2005, 12:59 am

OK... When you Are like typing in the big box on profile settings whenever i put enter in to put spaces between like paragraphs it does it in the big box but it doesnt do it on my accually advice column how do i make it work ???

And 1 more... in some ppls paragrah at the top or side they have a link to other peoples advice column(not under favorite columnist) in there accual paragraph How do you do that?!\


Thanks ill rate high


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Posted Friday December 30 2005, 12:57 am

Hello. I am a 14/m. A few months ago I made a REALLY bad choice and it got me arrested. :-\ Now everyone of my friends parents hate me.... except for two. Those are the two who have met me. The ones who have met me like me. All the others hate me for no reason at all. Half of them have never even seen me and they hate me. They won't even give me a chance. I regret what I did. But i think I deserve a chance. It just pisses me off so much. Is there anything I can do?

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Kiss <3


Posted Friday December 30 2005, 12:37 am

I'm kinda worried about something. I haven't had that many "kisses" in life, *make out ones* but i def. have had some. How do you know whether the guy wants to make out or not? DO you open or close when he goes it, it's kinda confusing to me....?

TIPS ON KISSING TOO??
boys-TIPS? :]

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not sure what cattagory =/


Posted Friday December 30 2005, 12:22 am

i was just wondering how old do u have to be to be able tolike get your own apartment? because i dont wanna live at home anymore and like could i go on welfare or something??

14/f

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kissing


Posted Thursday December 29 2005, 11:57 pm

alright well im 13/f and still prude.. and there's this guy i like and thinks im not purde and wants to hookup with me.. but im kinda nervous and idk what about..how can i not be nervous and just do it?? i appreciate any help and i will rate fives

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Job


Posted Thursday December 29 2005, 11:54 pm

Okay, im 14/f and I live in Florida and I'll be turning 15 in august. 15 Is the age where you can get a little job..i guess, Is there any websites that I can go to, to apply for a Job like babysitting, because I love babysitting kids. I already babysit kids but not often. I want to do it more often, so is there any websites that I can go to??

I rate high!!



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Loving a Friend


Posted Thursday December 29 2005, 11:46 pm

I just recently started to fall for my best friend. We've always been close, but I never suspected that he liked me. Then all of a sudden he started flirting with me, and it was really cool. But then the next day, we got into the conversation of who we liked, and he straightout said some other girl. I got heart broken, but I still contiune to hang out with him. Now everytime I see him, I just get a bad feeling in my stomach, and I just dont want to be in a bad mood. I'm not the same person around him anymore. I know he could have just been to shy to say he liked me, but my other feelings overpower those. What should I do?
If you have any advice, you can talk to me at kmvb82791 on aim.

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Posted Thursday December 29 2005, 11:35 pm

17/f

For my boyfriend's birthday, I got him a gag gift.. and then i got him a polo from American Eagle. But I'm having second thoughts as to whether or not he will like it.. do guys like getting clothes as a gift?

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obsessed?


Posted Thursday December 29 2005, 11:23 pm

well there is this guy, and i really like him but he has a girlfriend. and he flirts with me and stuff and i do it back. i think about him all the time and my friend says that im obsessed with him. i mean i dont think im obsessed i know i like him alot. i dont constantly talk about him but i think about him alot. but i do talk about him alot when im with her because shes the only one who really understands how i feel my other friends dont really care about this kind of stuff. so am i obsessive over this guy because i really like him..and i know i cant do anything about it until he breaks up with his girlfriend to really like tell him how i feel, but i think he knows already. please help -- i rate high.thx - - <3 michelle

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websites


Posted Thursday December 29 2005, 11:20 pm

I know ya'll can't say anything too explicit on here.. so that's why I'm asking for websites.. Does anyone know any websites where it explains (and is easy to understand) how to/tips for giving a handjob to a guy? Thanks

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party..


Posted Thursday December 29 2005, 10:57 pm

13/f
Hey..I need help!- -there is a new years party that i was invited to and i really want to go..i want to go because all my friends are allowed to go..and my b/f is gonna be there..i also want to see my b/f really bad because i invited him out tomorrow night, but hes going to be out of town with his family, so we cant do that! but anyways, my parents wont let me go to the party..becuz its a new years party, and ive offered my mom to talk to her mom..but she says no..and i even asked if i could get a ride with one of my friends there..cause my mom said she doesnt like driving on new years eve..so this sucks..they say no to everything in the first place, so i really wanted to go this for once. and plus they arent gonna have drinking...

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i rate high!


Posted Thursday December 29 2005, 10:57 pm

okay i like this boy and i used to hang out with him well i invited him 2 my party but im kinda the shy type and i really want to go out with him and just really flirt with him at my party what should i do?



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Posted Thursday December 29 2005, 10:45 pm

Ok. I recently bought my first pair of Converse. They are Chuck Taylor Premiere All Star, Low, and I was wondering if I am supposed to wear socks with them. If it helps, I'm a girl.

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