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Want to get a hookup


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 4:02 pm

Hi i'm a teenage girl who has given up on relationships and everything else in life.


Before i commit suicide i want to have a hookup with someone.


How do I go about getting a hookup with a guy who won't hurt me or abuse me?

thx

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the iliad


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 3:49 pm

why is the iliad called mythology with a message? what impact did reading the iliad have on the young alexander (the great)?

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I need to lighten my hair, but i dont know how....=\


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 3:36 pm

Okay.
I have medium brown hair, right? And i really want to lighten it to a medium/darker blonde for the summer.

I tried the garnie fructise(sp?) lightening stuff, and it hardly lightened it all. maybe one or two levels.

I was wondering if it would make sense to lighten it with the same stuff again, and maybe it would lighten more levels, or if you know of any other treatments that work for lightening hair, that wouldn't cost me 500 dollars. :)

and i dont want to bleach it because thats not the look im going for..

THANK YOU!!!

<3

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Gold/Golden


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 3:26 pm

What's the difference between 'gold' and 'golden?' For example, you would say gold necklace, right? But I'm reading a book and it says "... golden apple ..."

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africa--aids


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 3:25 pm

we're learning about africa and how so many people have aids and are dieing of it and i was wondering do people mainly die of aids because of unprotected sex or what?

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HELP!!


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 2:57 pm

ok i recently posted this..

ok..me and my boyfriend were doing perfectly fine and then today he was like.. i cant be with you i'm sorry..i still love my ex more than anything...and when i read that.. i just broke down in tears..we both fell in love with each other..deeply..and he did that to me..and i still love him no matter what..and i cant convince him to come back to me..what should i do or tell him that might make him come back to me..i tried telling him how i felt about him..and i dunno what to tell him now..he's the first person i've felt this way about since i was with my ex boyfriend for 3 years..PLEASE HELP MEE PLEASEEE!! :'( i've been bawling the past 5 hours!!!


and the other day he imed me a...

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24/7


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 2:43 pm

i think about her 24/7 all my life for 8 years. i told her how i felt about her and she was shocked but said she was fine with it, but not sure what gender she likes. and doesnt want a relationship right now.
she said she doesnt look at me in that way.
she is a touchy person, sits very close to me, leans her heead on me and i can hear a sigh, holds my arm close once before like a hug while she lean her head on me. ( this is before i told her)
but she and i still hang out and talk to each other.
i start to think 'i should move on' but i cry when i think of that.
she might like me or its in my head
i'm moving to hawaii in 2 years, it was already plained before i told her how i felt.
i told her...

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Myspace picture captions


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 2:12 pm

how do you put another picture under the picture
in the caption -- im using photobucket.

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my friend lied to me about what she was doing..


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 1:00 pm

hi im 13 female,
so anyway i thought i was going to my dads house last friday so i asked my best friend if she wanterd to come ( cos my dad wants me to bring friends or whatever) and she said sed like to but she cant because she was going to a horseshow and to dinner for her moms friends birthday. so anyway i was ok with that but it turns out my dad was stuck in CA so he wouldnt be back till saturday so i coudnt go to his place. So i called up my friends house and asked if she culd look after me (cos my mum had to go away which was why i was going to dads in the first place) but my friends mom said that she was at my other friends house having a sleepover. So i called her and she was like "Oh yeah im not going to dinner they mo...

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What is your reaction to my site


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 11:36 am

I have the website http://theymos.com , which offers free web design. I get a decent amount of hits, but very few requests for web design. If you were looking for free web design, is there anything on my site that would turn you away from it? Of particular interest is my request form, http://theymos.com/recieve.php , which seems to be a popular exit point; is there anything unappealing with the form? Thanks much,

Theymos

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the guy im seeing has a girlfriend.


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 10:11 am

To cut a long story short theres this guy i work with and at first we were really close and he was txting me loads. we started goin out even though he has a girlfriend. me and this guy hav done stuff, my friend has started working with his girlfriend and now he has put cold water on our relationship. he sed that it cant continue any longer, but then sends me txt msgs and when were on our own its great, we secretly meet up which is exciting.... but im confused, i feel hurt and jealous. i think i need to get over it but dont know how. please advise me on what to do??

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What do i say / dont say to a mate thats been raped.


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 10:06 am

My best friend was raped about 2 months back, she didnt tell me about it,i found out from my other best friend. i was hurt that she didnt want to tell me but just got on with it cos she was obvisouly going thruogh a hard time. anyway another of my friends told me best friend that i knew, there was a big argument and no its all out in the open. its better but i feel really awkuard in front of my best mate and dont no what i can say or cant. has anyone got any advie, i wud really appreciate it.

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british politics


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 8:18 am

hi, so how does our (british) voting thing work. the little elections are for your cities government? and the big, generel elections are for primeminister, and leading government? and does the winning government govern the whole of the uk, or do all the parties-labour, conservative,liberal democrats- govern the country? thanx

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gordon brown


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 8:15 am

hi, this question is for british people, because you americans probabaly wont know the answer, but answer if you can :).Is Gordon Brown gay? sounds stupid, but i was watching newsnight yesterday and they were showing how blair and brown were/are EXTREMELY close. thanks.

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wife beater


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 8:15 am

whats a wife beater?

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my own website??


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 8:06 am

ok so my name is stephanie and i want to make my own website i am 15 by the way. like i want one that is like this www.stepahine.com is this possible? like u know how google has this also? and yahoo and every celebrity does also. i dont want a myspace or picaso or freeweb. becase i dont want someone to go to www.myspace.com/stepahine becase thats basically myspaces website not my own. so is this possible like making my own websites thats only about me and with that adress?
thanks!

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Best Friend


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 7:47 am

Ok. There probaly is someone with the same problem, but please dont tell me that. Im kind of in a hurry. My bestfriend is a guy. I hang out with him everyday and he even walks me to work everyday. I like him a lot, more than a friend, but I dont know how to tell him that. His best friend, who is also a really good friend of mine, is already aware of it. I am a 16 yr. old girl. The thing is, lets say he does like me back if i tell him. He is 15. I want to try to see if it works out, but I dont want to take the risk of everything being akward and losing him as a friend completely. All my old guy friends that I went out with ended up not staying friends cause things just got too akward. And plus since I am turning 17 soon, it's kind of a big d...

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songs


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 7:41 am

what are good songs about friends like im making a slideshow of my friends and i and i need a good song about friends but nothing gay

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discharge


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 7:40 am

when you discharge should you change your underwear

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I can't do what I want because of her.


Posted Friday May 11 2007, 7:36 am

Hey. I'm thirteen, female. Don't get me wrong, I despize labels more than anything in the world, and I try not to use them, but for this question, I think they're the only way someone could understand. I used to be really really really 'preppy'. And like I only got clothes from Abercrombie and Hollister, and I was literally afraid of hot topic. And I labeled everyone and I never wore black, always pink. Now, I really like the 'emo' stuff, rather than the 'prep' stuff. See, I tried just wearing what I like, and doing what I like, ect. But, then I got in a HUGE fight with like 4 people and all of them told me I was 'fake' and a 'poser' when I was just doing what I wanted, and they told me to be myself, when finally, I was. I don't know what t...

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