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loosing weight
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 10:10 pm
so im 15 years old, 5'10 & weigh around 165. im not FAT nor chubby. its more of a self hate for my body. i am big boned, so i have big hips, so i have a lil bit of love handles, HATE IT. and a little pooch. i would LOVE to loose like 30 lbs. i hate my arms, my thighs, stomach, back, and hips. i want to have a tight body and for my thighs to not touch, but i doubt my thighs will ever thin out. but i was wondering what do i eat? i know you should eat 3 meals a day. i just dont understand what i can have without having to cook loads of food. im more of a quick snack person, im basiculy just lazy. what are some good meals that will fill me up also what are some snacks? THANKS!
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Shy syndrome!!!
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 9:14 pm
okay im 15f and a boy confessed to me , im starting to like him too and i told him that. The thing is when we r around eachother i barely talk to him. Its bc i get shy around boys that like me. ive never had a boyfriend so its kind of weird. I've had boys that liked me before, dont get me wrong, but im not going to go out with any guys that like me. thats called being desperate. well anyways it would be different if he didnt like me. i wouldnt have any problemin talking to him then. i need someone to help me figure out a way to get over this shyness. its a little too much.
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inexperienced?
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 8:39 pm
okay well i have this boyfriend and we've been together for three years. i_m and he is also and i think its time we took it to "that level" if you know what i mean. but thing is. i've only done it once with another guy and i'm not the least bit experienced. and he's a virgin and said he wouldn't know what to do. and i want him to take the lead cause i don't wanna be on top:-( but what could we do to help? cause he said he doesn't want to suck at it. and i want his first time to be special :-) unlike my first time which sucked a hole
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how much a week?
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 8:24 pm
how much would i lose if i jog 54 miles a week for 4 weeks...i weight 133 and i am 5'1 (14yr old girl)
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i don't know what to think!
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 8:23 pm
There's this kid that I had a little thing with for a few weeks.Then one of his best friends randomly said he "doesn't like me anymore." He tried to talk to a few of my friends ,but they denied him.And he knew I was interested in him.He isn't good looking or popular ,he actually hasn't had a girlfriend since 8th grade and we are in 11th.I do actually like him a lot ! The reasons I think he likes me are : he talks to me on IM every single night (he talks to me first) for like atleast 2 hours ,he texts me when he's at work just to say hey,he asks me to chill every weekend and sometimes during the week,and sometimes his friends ask me about "us".Yet whenever we have long deep talks (which is almost daily) he gets into how h...
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Ready To date
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 8:18 pm
Ok i think i have an idea of what you guys will say but is there a way to tell that your ready to date?
I don't want to waste a girl's time if im not ready im 14/m and in 8th grade
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Sex.
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 8:14 pm
So, I'm fifteen & female. for the first time last weekend, my boyfriend and i had oral sex both ways. LIke he gave me oral & i have him oral. After it though, i felt like reeeeeal dirty. I mean, is that slutty or anything? I'm only fifteen and it just doesn't even feel right. Or is that normal the first time haha...I don't know, let me know, thank youu.
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conceited friend
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 7:41 pm
16 f.
i have a best friend, who ive been close with for about 3 years now. i love her too death and we have been soo close for soo long, but latley shes become extrememly conceited. shes always thought she was very good looking, and that never really bothered me that much. but now she has full out turned into a snobby girl. she thinks shes better then everyone else, and shes not the same person i was best friends with. i know her soo well, but she has changed! im a really laid back girl and i dont really get into drama just because i dont like it. so im not going to call her out and make a big deal over it, but i dont really know what to do about it,
should i stop being friends with her? or should i talk to her about it?
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uhm..eww.?
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 5:54 pm
f/17so the other day when me and my boyfriend had sex, when we were done i went to the bathroom to pee. when i was done and was going to wipe my vagina there was uhm..like saliva danglind from someones mouth..something like that commin out of my vag.
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More than friends part 2
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 4:59 pm
Ok, so a few weeks ago I asked a question regarding my Best guy friend and you answered (i liked your answer the best) so i need your help... again lol. So i told him that one of our friends said we looked like a couple and we both laughed and then later that day i asked him if he's ever thought about us that way and he said sometimes and he asked me if i ever felt that way and i told him not until our friend told me we looked like a couple and so he said it was an interesting thought. The next day in study hall he passed me a note that said "Do you think we would make it as bf/gf instead of bestfriends?" and i put "IDK, what do you think?" and he put "I'm willing if you are". That was a week ago and we havent ...
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Overwhelmed!
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 4:44 pm
22/F
I've struggled with depression and anxiety in the past, and thought I was over all of it. Went back to school, things were going well. I'm not on medication or seeing anyone right now, since my psychiatrist dumped me due to being overloaded, and my medication was zombifying me.
I got swine flu and was away from school sick for a week, plus I didn't really recover until another week after that. I've been slipping behind in schoolwork, which is depressing me, which is making me slip more.
Basically, I'm feeling overwhelmed. I'm behind in everything; I have 3 labs and an assignment overdue in one class, another 2 in another class, an essay in another class.
I feel like my lif...
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Farting is Too Funny
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 4:36 pm
Okay, I admit: I think farting is hilarious. I can't for the life of me figure out why, though. It's not just fart jokes either. Like the one about the blind guy who was sitting on the trolley complaining to the guy standing next to him that he was mumbling and his breath smelt horrible. I thought that I'd grow out of it eventually, but no... I still laugh when I fart or someone else farts. So... does anyone else think farting is the funniest thing that your body can do? It must be nature's very own comedy routine, right? You make gas and your sphincter turns that gas into a funny sound when you push it out. It must be an intentional evolutionary feature.
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Good Workout Songs For Runners
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 4:28 pm
I'm training for a long distance race and I'm sick of my music. Anyone have any good suggestions for workout songs? I like upbeat music, no hard rock or anything like that. Thanks.
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being fingered too much
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 3:43 pm
my boyfriend fingers me like everytime we hang out pretty much, which is like 2-3 times a week. i'm not complaining haha but is it bad to be fingered that much?
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public assistance
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 3:41 pm
ok...so I am 18 and pregnant. The baby's father just kinda walked out. I have a plan...I am going to live with my mom (and yes, she's aware), I have two jobs and am saving up.
My question is do you guys have any suggestions on where I can get more assistance both in the form of food and financially?
I am already in the process of applying for food stamps, health care for the baby, and WIC.
Thanks much!
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he doesnt talk to me anymore?!
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 2:39 pm
okai so ever since i told this guy that i like him he doesnt talk to me anymore. he did the same with his ex after he broke up with her.
the thing is that we where really good friends before all that & he was actually leading me on as well?
but now he just doesnt talk to me anymore which makes me really depressed cause im still in love with him.
i tried talking to him again, i actually wrote him a text wishing him a nice weekend. and then he wrote back saying 'oh thanks to you too. how are you? what are you up to? we havent talked in a while... xo'
so then i wrote him back telling him what im up to & asking him how HE is etc and he wrote 'I'm good (...) we'll see eachother on monday! xo '
so yeah...
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summary of new york times article
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 2:31 pm
can someone sum up in an quick summary what this article is about?
http://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/16/nyregion/16garbage.html?em
thanks, i really dont understand it and it looks really interesting and really affects me.
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I want him back in my life, even as a friend...
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 12:33 pm
A friend of mine from college grew closer to me over the past year and we ended up becoming best friends. Needless to say, we ended up having feelings for each other. After talking about how we felt we starting spending time together more frequently, almost every day. In addition to this when we weren't seeing each other we would talk online or on the phone...so almost every waking moment we were a part of each other's lives. Eventually, he started talking to me about other girls that he thought were attractive but we still spent all of our free time together so I figured he was trying to make me jealous. We weren't just hanging out as friends and playing basketball--we would watch the stars and he would sing to me, etc...it was always ...
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Our Friend STINKS!
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 11:08 am
Oh my goodness. Our (my roommate and I )friend is very nice, but not really to other people. she's pretty, too, but she smells! Before we go out, she will take a shower, but she still stinks! We thought it was just us, but we met these nice boys and one liked her. Well, we became good friends with them and the boy told us that he stopped talking to her because she didn't smell good. How do we tell her? We don't want to embarass her or let her go through this without knowing again. AND she is kind of defensive in a way......
Thanks!
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am l bent?
Posted Monday November 16 2009, 7:42 am
okay so l recently split with my on and off boyfriend for over a year. he's my first love and so he's the only one l've ever had sex with. when he had an erection though, his penis would bend to the side, not a whole lot but it was a noticable amount. l have my period now and l've been realizing that when l put the tampon in, it hurts until its almost all the way in and i feel it like sort of pop in not straight but kind of crooked. is it possible that by having sex with him could have bent me inside? lf so, then could it be fixed by sex with another man who's not bent. lf someone could help me out l'd really appreciate it. thanks
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