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lump on my armpit?


Posted Thursday December 10 2009, 8:11 am

About two or three days ago my left armpit started itching really bad in this one spot. Two days later and there's a lump thing there. I'm not sure what it is. Does anyone know what it might be? Has this ever happened to you?

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breakup/rape


Posted Thursday December 10 2009, 5:48 am

Two weeks before starting our first year of college (at the same university), my boyfriend broke up with me when I brought up how we were leaving so soon and things seemed up in the air with us. I was very much in love with him; he was my first, we dated for a little over a year, we were always there for each other, and none of our friends ever saw the breakup coming. We hang out in the same group of friends, so by the time the news got around most people were already at school.
I visited my best friend that following weekend to get my mind off of it, but at the end of the night I ended up being left by myself in this guy's apartment where he raped me. I didn't tell her (I really didn't want to make her feel like a bad friend, she wa...

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A promise we made today!


Posted Thursday December 10 2009, 1:10 am

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to not have sex anymore for many reasons! I'm happy for us and think it will better our relationship! =)

I asked him to dinner for tomorrow. I am going to give him a card, write in it AND something that will show our new promise. It feels like a new beginning and I want to give him something.
No rings because he does not wear them, it seems femininine, (I can't spell it! hahaha!) and it would seem like I was proposing in a way (even though I kind of want to! wink wink! haha). No necklace either.
I just want it to be something that lasts, maybe he can wear it, see it everyday, something! I really don't know! Thanks for the help in advance!

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This guy confuses me. . .


Posted Thursday December 10 2009, 12:52 am

15/f

Okay, so I've known this guy, Matt, since I was in the 6th grade--I'm in the 10th grade now. We've never really spoken to each other until this year, but I used to like him in Jr. High. This year it seems like we are becoming really good friends--which is a good thing. At first I thought he was starting to like me, but now I'm just confused. Whenever it's just me and him and our two other friends, he's all flirty and touchy feely with me. But when we're at school it's like I'm not even alive (the only place he'll kinda sorta talk to me at school is in study hall). All ast night he was finding someway to make contact with me, sit by me and we held hands (not for very long) and I thought it ment something. It did mean some...

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I like this guy but he is a bad boy !


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 11:53 pm

I am an 8th grader he is a 9th grader and he is definitely not the goodest guy to like. He smokes weed,drinks,smokes,sex and shit like that.I am not no goodie goodie.But yah what do you reccomend? stay away or what

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boyfriend comedy club


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 11:25 pm

all ages comedy clubs in philly? my boyfriend is still 17....

or gift ideas for boys

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divorce or not?


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 10:54 pm

my husband and I have been married for 2 years now and I am happy being married to him. Since he has come back from a 15 month deployment we have been fighting alot. Alot more than normal and it usual ends with me crying and him pissed off and we hate each other and it's always the same thing we fight about, him not helping me around the house I feel like I have to do everything. I'm tired of the fighting and so is he I want to go to marriage counseling but I'm afraid he wont make the effort. Yesterday he brings up the discussion of divorce and asking me if we ever did get a divorce what would I do. Does this mean he wants a divorce? I don't know if we should go to marriage counseling if he already believes our marriage is over. Should I ju...

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Crate Training my 6 month old puppy


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 10:49 pm

I just got a 6 week old german shepard, dalmation, and shar-pei mix female puppy. I have always crate trained my dogs so I dont have to worry bout them going to the bathroom in the house while I'm gone. My 7 month old male does just fine in his crate but the female is having some problems. everytime I put her in the crate for bedtime or to leave the house she cries. She doesn't stop crying the whole time she is in there. It's hard for me to go to sleep when she is crying and it bothers my husband. what can I do to make it easier for her to understand that her crate is her home? Someone please help me so I can get some sleep..

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My sister


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 10:14 pm

Is it horrible for me to hate my sister?

We have never really gotten along before. I am 21 and she is 19. We have both had very different up bringings. I was raised by my grandparents and she was raised by my mother.

She is a very attention seeking person and will do what others tell her or do or say things to fit in a crowd.. She doesn't work, throws in all her jobs because she doesn't want to work.

She has very minor 'operations' (its just like having a pap smear) and writes it all over face book for everyone to see. She never even finished school.

where as I, I have always worked since I finished year 12. In good jobs to, first in a lawyers office now in a doctors surgery. I hav...

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14 and pregnant.


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 10:04 pm

Hey everyone, I'm 14 year's old, and im pregnant. My family is broke, and struggling for money. My father just lost his job, and has less than 400 dollars in the bank. And im against adoption and abortion, i have no idea what to do. I live in Salt Lake City, Utah. I dont have a job, and i have no idea how i can get one at my age. And to top everything all together, I haven't told my parent's... i dont know what to do. Can they make me give up my baby? Please help, and soon.
thanks in advance

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what is wrong with me? (girls only)


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 9:00 pm

i'm FIFTEEN years old, i've started my period, had my growth spurt, and have all signs of puberty but i've never developed breasts. it looks like i have the chest of a 10-year old boy, and i'm so embarassed because of it. all i can say for now is, i'm lucky there's such thing as padded bras. i look around me and everyone has C-cups and started getting them before their period as early as age 9. what is wrong with me? i told my doctor "i don't think i'm developing breasts" and she just smiled and said "they'll come, you just have to be patient." then why haven't i ever met or even heard of ONE PERSON in the same position as me? some girls might have small boobs, and i would be fine with that, but mine are non-existant. wh...

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Windows Movie Maker will not import some video clips


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 8:42 pm

I found this site so helpful as a first time user of Windows Movie Maker but have encountered a problem. I was able to import many videos with no problem, however, there are 6 or 7 that will not import. The message I get says the selected file is not valid or is corrupted. These video clips play fine in Real Player and Quick Time Player. The only difference I've noticed is that the size of these are 2 to 3 GB after conversion from MPEG-4 to AVI (using RAD Video Tools) but the playing time is no longer than the other videos. Have looked for free editing software in hopes of cutting their size down (not my preferred solution) but having trouble finding that also. Any help would be greatly appreciated!!

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I hvae no close family


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 8:36 pm

My dad moved out, dont talk to him much, my mom and him have way too much drama, my sis moved like 45 min away driving. And i only see my aunts cusins on weddings. My mom is dating and im happy for her, but I just feel like I dont have family. Family is suppoosed to be a close bond. Someone you can turn to no matter what. Something more than friends and i dont have that. I want to be close to my sister and im her M.O.H but we dont seem to have much in common. I only see her like once a week for dinner and than she leaves right away. I just feel really allone like I have to build a family from scratch and it is such an awful feeling. Just wondering if anyone has any advice or anything to make me feel better =(

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narrowing down xmas gifts for bf:)


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 7:30 pm

my boyfriend's 18 & i've narrowed down what i want to get him for christmas, either-
- new earring
- new sweatshirt / pair of jeans
- cologne
in addition to (all of these)
- homemade cookies (he LOVES to eat... like, obscene amounts..)
- a giant hershey's kiss
- a hemp necklace (he loves them, i'll make it myself)
- and possibly an 'inside joke' gift... funny boxers ;)

im afraid cologne will be one of those "oh.. again?" gifts. same with the clothes. but the thing is, my boyfriend doesnt exactly switch up his wardrobe that much... he pretty much wears the same three shirts, which arent bad, but ruins them by wearing this gigantic sweatshirt, which i wouldnt...

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emancipation


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 6:51 pm

i am a 17 year old female. I have recently been considering emancipation. My home life is decent finacially but as faras the relationship my mother and i have, it isnt the greatest. Shes an alcholic and is currently trying to get herself straight. She has never been a good parent. Ive been pretty much raised by my grandmother. She often lashes out at me for no reason and in always blaming me for alot. She accuses me of lieing all the time. She calls me names, and im tired of the abuse. I know you have to provide proof that you are able to tke care of yourself. I was wonder if anyone could help me out with the steps of doing that.

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Arguing with husband.....HELP


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 6:27 pm

My husband and I have only been married for a few months. For about the past month we cannot get along but maybe for 24 hours. We argue over everything. We just bought a house, and can't seem to agree on anything. I feel ike I compromise constantly because he gets so angry if he doesn't get his way. For instance, he doesn't like flouresent light bulbs and I do,, but in order to avoid extreme arguments all the fluorescent bulbs have to be changed back to regular. Also, I have a 4 year daughter that calls him daddy, and he allows this to happen. When he gets mad at me he tells me that he is not her dad and he wouldn't care if we got a divorce. AFter our fights he will come to me later that night and act like everything is okay and nothing hap...

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I have to costume willy wonka


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 6:22 pm

For my final, i have to do a monologue. im doing the part of willy wonka when he's on the boat and kinda going crazy.

What can i make a costume out of, or where can i get a costume like him?

Please help. and thank you!

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Not over his ex


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 5:50 pm

19/f

I've been dating this guy for a little over two months, we spend quite a bit of time together, and hes asked me to be his girlfriend twice. I wasn't ready then, but right when i was starting to feel like i was, something happened. I wanted to see his phone to look at his texts, because i do this a lot jokingly because most of them are from me anyway. But this time he like hid it from me and deleted all the sent folder, and then gave it to me. and when i looked in the inbox, all these texts were from his ex girlfriend (they dated for two years, and broke up sometime in July). Basically the gist of it was that he had brought me up to her randomly, and so she brought up her boyfriend but my guy got all offended and didn't w...

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how do i record gameplay and put it on the internet


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 5:31 pm

how do i record my game play ,put it on my computer.in detail please for my ps2

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ping pong ball launcher


Posted Wednesday December 9 2009, 5:14 pm

can someone explain how to make a ping pong ball launcher using a mousetrap. with not too expensive items

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