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Becoming healthier


Posted Sunday January 3 2010, 1:43 am

Hello im 18/f i want to become more healthier right now i eat alot of fast food and i drink a ton of pop and little water. I'm 5'6 and 143 pound and i want to lose a few pounds and not just lose weight but become healthier. I'm just wondering what are foods that are very good for you when you're trying to diet i've heard high protein low calories and carbs. Any examples for food that i could eat regularly would be appreciated! Thanks I rate!

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great music


Posted Sunday January 3 2010, 1:40 am

i'm seventeen and i'm just living my life. going out to parties, hanging out, you know just living.

what are some songs about being young and just living life?

stuff like seventeen forever by metro station and forever young by we the kings.

i like really soft music. some of the favourite artists are: jason mraz, john mayer, nevershoutnever, owl city ... you know stuff like that.

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help a chick out please:)


Posted Sunday January 3 2010, 1:23 am

Ok there's this guy i've known for like 2 years now. hes great but we only get to see each other like once or twice a week at basketball practice. i flirt with him and he flirts back(i know he likes me) but he has no clue i like him. its like he just doesn't think its possible. i look at him and know hes not hot but for some reason i've always been attracted to him. i really really like him but part of me is afraid to ever really act on it because i'm scared i'll change my mind when we're dating and hurt him. our parents are pretty close and his family loves me so i don't want to screw that up. also the next relationship i want to be in is a long one. times kinda running out because if bball ends and me and him aren't dating by then i will ...

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sweet 16 songs


Posted Sunday January 3 2010, 1:13 am

Im having my sweet 16 in two months, and i need to think of a few songs

1-i need a song for when i dance with my dad the "father daughter dance" and i want it to be slow but known, but not overplayed haha

2- i need a song for my boyfriends candle. we have been together for over 2 years and i am completely in love with him, if you could list a couple of cute love songs, then that would be great

3-i have 4 songs for my best friends, but i want a couple more so i have some to choose from. what are good best friend songs?


thanks so much!

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past one night stand?


Posted Sunday January 3 2010, 12:04 am

So I am a lesbian and my gf told me about 2 months ago that her roomate was the first girl she slept with. My gf got into a bind and her roomate took her in and helping her until she gets her own place. They had sex 10 years ago and its always been on the downlow sometimes I am confused because her roomate is very bossy and rude and makes her watch her kids 24/7. My gf says that was like a one night stand no feeling she dont want her nothing like that. It is hard to think otherwise when they live together but are like best friends and her roomate is like a mom cuz she took her in cuz her mom kicked her out. Well new years I got upset and said something to her roomates sister who didnt know my gf got upset said she felt betrayed and said she...

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can't orgasm


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 10:42 pm

My boyfriend and I have gone to third base, where he's fingered my vagina and clit. But the problem is, I can't orgasm! This makes me feel bad because I have to fake so he doesn't think there's something wrong with me.

I can bring myself to orgasm by fingering my clit but am usually only success while I am watching porn.

Why can't I orgasm when he does this to me? It doesn't hurt or feel bad, but it just doesn't really do much for me as far as pleasure. Is there something wrong with me? What can we do so that I can orgasm? (PS - I don't want to have sex yet. I'm not ready.)

16 years old, female

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A approriate place to make love with your boyfriend


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 10:16 pm

I need advice! please help im 19/f and my boyfriend is 20yrs of age and I we want to make love but I dont want to have it on my house or at his place because of parents we want total privacy and I was wondering in a motel but dont want him to pay or neither do I for just making love should we still go? I dont know what to do...please help

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how long do your breasts grow after your period?


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 10:15 pm



I've had my period since I was 11, on an anniversary of 9-11, ironically.

I've never really noticed my breasts growing any, though. I've worn a bra, but because I'm overweight I'm going to have some boobage.

I'm 14 now, in a B cup. My periods are regular, and at 5'8 I think I've finally stopped growing taller.


Will my boobs ever grow?


My mother's family all has huge boobs, even when my mom was skinny she had boobs. My father's side, his mother had a C, at least.

Please no answers telling me to accept myself. I'm just curious, I'm fine if my breasts don't grow :)

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alone forever


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 10:07 pm

Im 17
and iv never had a real boyfriend i dont know why it might be because im big but i mean come on iv been kissed but never in a relationship im a good friend and thats all i can be the best friend but nothing els iv been close but it never happens all i ever get is your friend is cute hot and everything els or does she have a boyfriend im lost i just dont know what to do do i stop trying and hope it comes my way soon

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crazy friend


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 9:57 pm

i have this friend shes 15 were not best friends but were friends she has a problem every time she gets a boyfriend she acts like there the best in the world and theres no one other guy in the world but i think this guys no good for her he keeps telling her they should have a kid that he really wants her to be his baby mama we told her that shes crazy why is she even thinking about the answer should be no but she just does not get it she thinks he loves her but we don't i mean he cheated on her who cheats i need your help how do i help a friend who does not understand

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Is this healthy?


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 9:42 pm

I'm a 17/f dating an 18/f and we've been together for more than 4 months. I love her, I really do.. but sometimes I think it's not healthy to love her this much. Whenever I'm away from her I wonder about what she's doing and where she's at. Is she at home? Is she sleeping? Is she on facebook? Is she eating? Watchig t.v.? Things like that. I really miss her when she's away from me and I go crazy or something because I can't talk to her and start thinking about all the possibilities that she could be out with someone else. I know that this is my insecurity and I wish she could reassure me that I'm the only one in her heart and I don't want to have to ask her. Our parents don't know that we're together, but we think that they might have some c...

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satin bed sheets


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 8:40 pm

hey are satin sheets comfortable? do they get cold like cold to lay on? any info is appreciated thanks.

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How do I market my idea for some badass New Years 2011 sunglasses?


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 7:15 pm

I dont want to post it for fear that someone might steal it. Its really original.. and SICK. (: Haha on New Years day I thought about 2011 and laughed cause it seemed pretty impossible to make glasses for that year and then went on MS paint and drew a pretty badass concept.

Like maybe I could sell my idea but how do I come about that sort of thing? Who do I sell it to? Or do I patent it first? IDK. How do I even patent something..? I'm 15 years old and in the United States.

Or, I could make the sunglasses myself but I'd rather not do that cause i have no idea how to do that and make them look good and legit like the ones you see on TV during new years.

So I either patent it, send my idea to compa...

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i just dont know what to do anymore!


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 6:35 pm

sorry it's a little long.okay i work with this guy. i've known him for two years, im 18 he is 20. we have always flirted with eachother at work and this past summer we finally just started hanging out and "dating" we hung out and dated for about a month and after a month he told me that he was confused about stuff and wasn't sure what to do. before we started dating we were really good friends and he would always come to me with his problems. but when i asked him to talk things out with me, he said he didn't really know how to explain things. in my mind, im thinking that he doesnt wanna get too attached to me since im leaving this summer for college.
so i stopped talking to him, still seeing him at work almost everyday so...

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Ashley greene's drink?


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 6:14 pm

does anyone know what drink ashley is drinking in this picture? It would really help! What is it called and if you know where i can get it?

copy and paste the link: (it's one big link)

http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/HYAac8H95Jq/Ashley+Greene+Shopping+Los+Angeles/rCx5nNyRyFu/Ashley+Greene

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braces


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 6:13 pm

what color should i get for my braces

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im worried about my best friend..


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 5:58 pm

im 15 years old and in the 9th grade ive been best friend with this girl named rebecca, we've been best friends since 6th grade and we were pretty much inseperable! we hung out every chance we could, she's slowly starting to change though and now its like she doesnt even want to hangout with me anymore. everytime i ask her to hang out with me shes always like ''i cant im grounded'' or ''my moms being gay and wont let me do anything'' and then like 20 minutes later on myspace she'll post her status as hanging out with so and so! when she just told me she was grounded. why would she lie to me? i mean i understand shes going to have other friends but that doesnt mean she has to get rid of all of her old ones.i'd rather her tell me the truth t...

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tanning eye lids


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 5:11 pm

i want to start tanning again but my eye lids always get really white, is there any way to tan so this doesnt happen? or should i just get like brozer or something?

thanks!

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18 yr old on craigslist personals?


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 3:55 pm

Hi! I am a freshman at a small ivy league college and it's really hard for me to meet decent guys. Most of the guys r too short and/or too busy, too disinterested to wanna relationship (long-term or short-term) Also, since the "hook-up" scene is pretty small, I don't want to get involved w/ guys that i may potentially see in chem lab or history class the next day, if u know what i mean. So, I discovered the personals section of craigslist and i was thinking of replying to one of the "casual encounters" posts, as i m not looking for a serious relationship, just some "fun" from time to time. is this so bad? Is this a good idea? Plus, if I did reply, I wouldn't know how to set it up. Should I tell my friends about...

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oasis


Posted Saturday January 2 2010, 3:35 pm

is there a album availible of all of oasis's songs ? thanks :)

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