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He told me he was going to commit suicide, what do I do?


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 8:40 pm

16/F

I am really worried right now. I'm talking to a friend of my sister's and he seemed like a happy go lucky guy, making jokes. He's a little overweight, really funny, he stutters, but he's still awesome to be around. Well, I've been talking to him privately on facebook and he's talking about killing himself, saying he can't get the girl of his dream, he can't talk right, he's hated, he's reached everything he's capable of and whatnot. He's about 14 or 15. I'm getting worried because he keeps saying he's gonna do it and he's trying to decide which way to do it. I want to tell his mother, someone, ANYONE, but I think I'm the only one he's told and I don't want him to hate me for trying to help. I'm trying to contact his mother. Is this the best thing to do?

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does my friend like me


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 8:28 pm

my friend flirts with me and stares at me in class she also says hi in the hallway but she only does it when no ones looking does she like me? im 13 and a girl

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Friends


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 8:12 pm

Ok dude here's the problem everyone thinks I'm gay and I'm not I know for sure I'm 100% straight its just that a majority of my friends are girls , I'd like to make guy friends but, none of them accept me so can you help?

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I found a bird but I don't know what kind of bird it is.


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 8:02 pm

My brother found a bird a couple days ago and we are taking care of it. I don't know what kind of bird it is.

He has feathers that stick up on his head.

When you put your finger up to his face, he will put his head down so you could pet his head.

His beak is grey. The top part curves down into the bottom half of his beak. The top is bigger than the bottom.

Thank you to everyone who answers!

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day of fire and korn


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 7:21 pm

is the lead singer of day of fire the same person as the ex drummer for korn

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hes being a jerk lately


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 7:20 pm

ok my friend is bein a real douchewad lately ,saying i dont care about my soul just because im agnostic and hes christian and all kind of other stuff with my girlfriend and how he hates her and one of my friends whose bisexual got made fun of by him and this is all of the sudden and he never acted like this and if he keeps it up i might have to give him one good hit to the face to snap him out of it and should i even be friends with him even after he apologized cuz im pretty sure hes gonna do it again but i can tell he really is sorry but he might not be able to help himself...so i need advice

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period only lasted an hour


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 7:19 pm

19-f
i got my period today for like an hour..or something. im not on birth control and im really confused that it only lasted a day..am i pregnant? or whats wrong with me? is that normal...
thanks

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wat do i say after that


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 6:44 pm

ok me n my girlfriend say i love you and all that but wat do u say right after that....i mean after i love you too and wat could i say besides just i ove you too just so it doesnt seem routine ...and if u have any other romantic tips or anything like that id appreciate it ... age 14 male

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singing tips.


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 6:06 pm

Hey
Singers.. are they born with a great singing voice? or do they have to train it, and what about people who werent born with singing voices, but are training it, would it have any chance of sounding good?? and can you give me some singing tips/exercises. Especially how to do VIBRATO and vocal Riffing. Please + thankyou!

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Yellow toenails? Do i wear shoes too much?


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 5:58 pm

my toe nails r kinda yellow n i like to wear socks and shoes a big part of hte day...does that affect their color at all

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Photo of deceased baby -- should it be put away at last?


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 4:59 pm

Hi. My husband and I had a baby in 1998. She died at five days old and never made it home from the hospital (long story). We had another pregnancy in 2004, but he died at 5 months gestation. We aren't able to try again. The hospital took photos of our daughter after she died as a keepsake. They were very caring. We sent a photo later to my parents and in-laws and have one framed at home. My mother displays Katie's photo very prominently, and for some reason this doesn't feel right, especially after so many years. Katie's face is greyblue and it reminds me of her last day and our pain, and I just can't look at it. I keep my copy where I can look if I have the urge, but I just couldn't keep it out where I'd see it all the time. I think Mom ha...

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I don't know if I should see him again..


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 4:16 pm

so call me stupid, but I met up with this guy I met online a few days ago who I actually have mutual friends with and who lives a town over. He was sweet and bought me coffee and we walked around and talked for a while, getting to know each other. Until I stupidly obliged to go to his house with him (even though his parents were home -he's 20 almost 21 by the way, I'm 19). we just hung out for a while until he put it in a movie and that's where things took a turn...I had actually never even been kissed before (yeah, at 19) and obviously also never done anything else. well, we kissed, and did more.. we didn't have sex, which I'm glad we didn't, but I know he wouldve gladly wanted to. he's not a virgin and really experienced.

h...

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Can this be my happy ever after


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 3:45 pm

i'm 22 f and my bf is 24 we've been together for 4 months but were friends for 2 years before. resently conversations about the future have been coming up. he says that he would love to marry me and be with me always but wants to be together for longer before he makes that comitment. however when the subject of kids came up he was more excited. i want to have kids with him but i feel that this is more important to him then marriage. which doesn't fly in my books. i'm a little old fashioned that way. is this just me being crazy or should i really worry about it.

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Gray Rape?


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 2:33 pm

So for those of who are familiar with the term gray rape, I want to explain a situation to you and you can tell me whether or not this is gray rape. I'm 19 and I have a new boyfriend, and he's really great :), but back in October before I met him, I decided to hang out with my ex boyfriend, who at the time had no idea what he wanted.

I had previously text him sexy pictures of myself the day before that he decided that he wanted to hang out with me. He told me that yesterday made him realize what he wanted. I told him that he wasn't getting laid becuase I did not believe in having sex with someone who wasn't my boyfriend, I'm not really for the idea of casual sex. Well, I got my dad to give him a ride to his house, and we wen...

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I kinda wanna be with other guys...


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 2:32 pm

I'm 16 i have been with my boyfriend for about 4 months now, and its gotten to the point where we fight a lot but any time i try to leave him, he talks me out of it, i kinda wanna be with other guys but im not sure, i love him. But i've been talking to this other guy (just friends) and i fell for him, and i just dont know what to do about it because i love my boyfriend, but there;s always that temptation to be with someone else.. HELP!

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What skills do you have to have to work at the zoo?


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 11:49 am

This is my first time applying and I need to know what skills you need. Thanks

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Weird symptoms from Implanon Birth Control


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 2:05 am

Okay so I'm 19. Not that it makes a different. I had Implanon inserted in October 2010 and so far it's been great, a few weeks after i got it, i had some brown discharge and my mate who has it says it's normal, it only lasted 3 days...I haven't had any "period" but since a couple days ago(about 3 or 4) I've been having brown discharge. very light, and no bleeding. I've had slight cramps but nothing painful and yeah no bleeding, just light brown discharge...It's annoying and I'm seeing my boyfriend in a little over 2 weeks and don't want this to be aroundd when he gets here because i don't know if having sex with this thing happening could make me have an actual period. Does anyone know what's going on? and how long this will last for?

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Jon interview question


Posted Thursday January 13 2011, 1:25 am

what does I'll let you know something mean after a job interview?

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i want to speek english fluently


Posted Wednesday January 12 2011, 11:30 pm

i want speak english fluently

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Prom float ideas?


Posted Wednesday January 12 2011, 11:21 pm

My prom theme this year is bucket list, or things you want to do before you die. I don't exactly love the theme, but I really want to make a great float because my school has a huge prom parade. Can anyone think of any good ideas that can be made for a float? I don't want anything too common, like climb mount everest, sky dive, etc.

Thank you!

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