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so at my school if you dont live in greystone {The rich part} or wear abercrombi (which i think is pointless to pay 80 bucks for prefaded and pre riped jeans)any way if you arent privledged then ure pretty much the scum of the earth.All the punks have spiked or really long hair and wear black shirts and riped jeans. all the preps wear collerd shirts and north face jakets. any way they label the rich kids preps and the middle class to lower class punks. So punks hang out with punks and preps with preps but, this prep likes me and i like her and every one knows so we are both hated by our own soacial clases. so what should we do

Labels are for food items and toys, not for people. Your one major idiot to go along with a label, get out of it. If you so choose to keep following the labels, be sure to stick a price tag on yourself too. Tard. Who cares bout labels.

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Hi, im Adrianna im 15 and I need help. I found this old cd of this game Catz. Its this vitual game where you take care of a cat. Stupid, I know but I really want to play it. The problem is I dont have the 12 digit number on the cd case because, I dont have the case anymore. Is there a way around it? Or Could someone be really nice and let me have theirs? (As if anyone has this game.) Id apprectiate it alot. Thanks a bunch :)

You are most likely screwed on that part. If you dont have a cd key you cant play the game. Sorry to tell you that.

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My friend has gone crazy! We used to be really close. Then, we got in a fight because she thought I was "copying" her (whatever that means" but about a month later, she called to apologize to me and said that "she was stupid" and blah blah blah. Whatever. Well, a month after that, (a couple weeks ago) we were talking on te internet (MSN messanger) and I said, "I have to go because my mom is taking me to KOHL's because they have a sale and I need another pair of pants." She got mad because SHE shops there and now, she thinks I'm copying her. I want to be her friend but what's a friend if you can't trust her? There's no point for friendship if it is going to work out that way! I need to know if I should just apologize for something that is totally stupid and pointless, or wait for her to calm down and call me so she can realize how dumb she's been? I have no earthly idea what has gotten into her. Like, we used to go shopping together for matching clothes and shoes but I never thought it bothered her. It never bothered me when she did something exactly like me! And yes, she has done many things like me just to be like me. We called each other all these REALLY mean names but I don't want to be her friend if I can't even go to the same store as her! By the way, she informed me about that store and it was on T.V but their clothes are really expensive but they are so adorable. By the way, I'm 13 years old and I rate 5's to whoever on this earth can help me! What should I do???

Shes an idiot. Who cares if she thinks your stealing her flash? Not me, certainly you shouldnt. Shes not a very good sharer. Forget her.

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im in love with this kid who ive lost my virginity to and i just started going out with him like 3 days ago and we got into a fight because my friend wanted them to leave her house so he went outside to sit so i followed him and he was really being mean and told me to leave and that he wasnt gonna come see me anymore (he lives in another town) so i went upstaries and started crying and my mom picked me up to take them home and i just got out of the car cuz i couldnt take it anymore. i love him so much and hes being so mean to me and i dont wanna call him and he hasnt called me, i dont know what to do. im so confused. i love him

i rate 5s

You cant love someone you only went out wtih for 3 days, you're an idiot.

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I like this guy and he likes me.. Well we have ALOT in common and I admit im pretty popular.. so anyway, He's not the hottest/most popular person ever. I like him and I swear im not conceited!! But its like I feel like if I go out with him then I will ruin my rep.. I dont really care but my friends are like "OMG HES SO HOT!! I LIKE HIM NOW." Im not like that.. I go for personality.. but what do I do?? Do I go out with him of save my reputation?

You're an idiot, comparing a person you like to a personal status? You suck. If you have to ask that question your an idiot. I hope everyone gives you crap advice from now on.

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Hello! My boyfriend is thinking about getting his penis pierced, and I was just wondering how long it will take until we will be able to have sex? Also, if anyone has had it done, how bad does it hurt? Thanks!!

Your boyfriend is retarded. I hope he gets his dick chopped off in some freak blender accident. No one should pierce something like that. Your boyfriend, once again is an imbecile. Hes an idiot, and you need to get a new boyfriend. Tell him hes whack! cuz its true.

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ughhh
my boyfriend smokes pot and i HATE it...i have really strong feelings about it b.c of certain things from my family // well i want him to stop and he promised me he would, he did it once and i wasnt so mad then he did it at this party that i went to! i dont want him to think im trying to control his life i just dont want to associate with people who do pot and i dont like to see him hurting himself like that...im scared to talk to him about it b.c i dont have enough strenght after everything that happened in my family...well, what can i do - leave your screen name for AIM if possible !

Tell him its your or the pot pick.
My site has ma s/n

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I am 14 and I have really big boobs. I don't even know what size I am anymore... maybe D or DD. I have a really hard time finding bathing suits. Any suggestions on where to shop?

dont, let em flop around. its cooler taht way.

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I think I have self-image problems. I hate my stomach. I'm always worried it is preventing me from finding a boyfriend. I know people sometimes comment about my weight behind my back. In school when we had our physicals I felt extremely self-consious because the nurse put the chart down and a few people could see my weight (I'm not sure they care though). I just don't want to hurt myself. I've thought about nt eating and becoming aneroxic and when I did I honestly didn't care what it would do to my body as long as my stomach look thinner. I do exercise usually but I never see results. I just want to know how I can have a better self-image. Any help?

Heres help, keep working out and not eating fatty foods.

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I have AIM, and I have a buddyprofile, I was wondering if anyone knew of any Kool letter, number, comma, things that make symbols, or gestures, or just funny stuff. If you know of a website could you help me please! Thnxs a bunch

Blueshadowz.com

Go to profiles.

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ok i wrote like last month about this boy who called me fat and said he hated me and everything... but he IMed the other day and he said sorry and that he would never do it again and i dont know what i should do because i really like him but i dont wanna get hurt again. i told him i would think about forgiving him but i seriously dont know what to do... help! i rate good! *unless its a stupid answer*

No, hes an idiot. Dont forgive him. Forget him.

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Is a teacher allowed to bring down your grade because you forgot a book or a packet that you need for that class?

yes

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a lot of my friends tell me to dump my boyfriend because hes hurt me a lot. but hes also made me so much happier. i dont know what to tell them to stop them from telling me what to do. no matter what they say im not going to leave him. i'd rather die first. literaly. it just gets annoying when they do this to me. its getting me mad at my friends which makes my boyfriend mad at them because i get mad at them. and i havent had too good of friends in the past either. we've been going out for 1 1/2 years. i dont know what to tell them. any ideas?

Tell them shut up, its not that hard.

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i really dont know what to do...i hate my stepdad i just cannot stand him his such an asshole..and i told me mom and she knows i hate him..and when his friends are over he acts like hes all bad and shit..hes nuthin, and he told me today when its rainin and thundering outside to go and mow the yard...my mom argues with him all the time because hes a lil selfish bitch and he does nuthin for other people...he thinks he gots it all good cause he doesnt have to pay for the house cause my real dad does...i have a choice of moving to my dads house but i dont want to break my moms heart...what should i do?i have really thought about killing him...lol..i mean ill come home with really nice clothes and he'll be like wheres mine..i mean he trys to joke around sometimes but i just want him to know i do not like him...

Tell your mom hes using you. If he doesnt have to pay for the house like you said, he doesnt want to contribute to your life. He doesnt care about either of you if he cant pay for the house, and since hes not, hes just going to use you 2 because its a roof to live under and doesnt waste so much of his preciouse money. Move out and go to your real dad.

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Can anyone give me step by step instructions on how to make home-ade brownies. Please include ingrediants. Thanks.

Weed, chocolate, eggs, flour. Mix. Throw in oven on 350 high, and wait 15 minutes.

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Ok well yesterday i was playin tackle football with my friends well now i am covered in bruises and i am in alot of pain any suggestions to help me get rid of th pain dont say take advil or anything like that because i tried that like a hour ago and it didnt help so any suggestions to help other than that. Any advice will probably be appreciated

Yeah, my suggestion is, next time dont play tackle football. You should have known ahead of time you were gunna feel some pain. DUH!

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Okay, well i need help with my room. I'm 13 by the way. Okay, so I'm not allowd to paint my walls, and I just got $6000, custommade furniture. But, the thing is, my walls look really empty...I need somthing coolin my room, im a guy. does anyone hae any ideas

Get a pic of the playboy bunny and put it on one side of your wall.

Black and white, of course.

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me and my bf are always joking around, and we aren't serious that much. i feel like i don't know him quite as well as i would like and that we never talk about anything serious. any suggestions?

no

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me and my bf have been going out for 5-ish weeks now and we're both pretty easy going people. But we haven't ever fought about anything and we spend SOOOO much time together. Is that bad?

no

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Im 15/f

Ive posted a question about my ex"friend" recently. (she was a "friend" at the time) She was judging all of my friends and always tagged along and was boring and couldnt continue a conversation. well, on wednesday at lunch time one of my friends gave me a note so i was walking and reading it, and then i hear footsteps next to me and someone dragging their feet, it was that "friend" and she was following me around again without talking..when she came up she didnt even say hi. *shrugs*.

Anyways yesterday we had the same class together and she now has made a new friend in that class (whos racist against me and is trash to be honest) So when she had someone else she pretened like i wasnt there and didnt try to talk to me (which is a good thing) so at lunchtime when she usually follows me around she now hangs out with her trashy racist new friend. After school like at night time she IMed me and said "can you do me a favor" so i made up an excuse and said i was busy.

Today i totally ignored her cause i have other people to hang out with because i always talk to random people cause im not shy. She on the other hand had noone so she hung out with a shy quiet girl that she always judged and said bad stuff about. I sit next to that girl in the class we have after lunch so she told me that my ex "friend" was talking about how she doesnt want to be my friend anymore. (which is SUCH a good thing, finally she got the point)

Anyways sorry this was wrong but i need advice on what to do from now on cause she and her racist friend are in my group in one of our classes.

Well, thats a nice story, but i cant realy answer your questoin. Just wait till your group time is done, then itll be over

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