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If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have better things to do? Is your life so emtpy that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with the authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want?Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masterbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned...
"Contrary to what your mothers and teachers tell you, you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everything else. We are all part of the same compost heap."
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E-mail: pimpstickagostop@yahoo.com
Gender: Male
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Occupation: Journalist
Age: 22
AIM: shootthefat1
Member Since: February 10, 2005
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Last Update: December 24, 2005
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(Rating: 5)
thnx tell them to do advicenators, i need thier help
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well thats ur way of thinking isnt it now..
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Thx alot!!!
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hm... one word... well you could have exxplained it in more details but ok..
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yeah uhm this would go under the "mean" catagory
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thnx
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I don't need the manual. I need sniper training. I also have RA2, Tiberium Sun, and generals (and Zero Hour) I know how to play, and I'm working on getting into a clan so I need someone to help train me.
(Rating: 3)
Not entirely sure what you are recommending I do.
(Rating: 5)
thx question awncerer!
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see, you didn't listen though. he doesn't need much because he doesn't download music. just something to put some of his cds on. i can't afford to get him anything more..but even if i did..he doesn't need all the space.
you don't think he'll like it?
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duh!
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Well yea duh, sorry thats a little to brief
(Rating: 5)
ok
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i cant find it
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F-U-C-K Y-O-U
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Thx, but first of all i don't have a job and my parents are my main access.
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ok now that i kno that what do i do?
Thanks for responding to my question!
~JoyToTheWorld
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thnx
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Thanks for your honesty. I have other options and I am doing other things. I know it is a long shot....but you never know if you don't try.
(Rating: 4)
umm...thanks?
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I'm not going to cave and give you a bad rating for being a smartass.
(Rating: 5)
haha.
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I'm talking about something everybody has a chance at. Everybody was born with hair, everybody could really try to make good grades and such to succeed - but things like "Most trendy" well, what if you're not into the fashion thats going on right now, or you can't afford it? Same with best dressed...
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yeah?! well its your fault im giving you a three
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Nice answer. That helps me alot.
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Actually i've been really close friends with him for 5 years and I met her 2 years ago... and she doesn't even talk about this guy anymore..I can put "dooo" in anything I want to and you can't spell relationship right. It's Let's not lets. You lack knowledge of anything except how to make yourself happy. Thanks for the advice!
(Rating: 5)
my best friends has a friend and we both have a crush on him. He AIM me asking if i would be upset if he made out with her i said no but i am upset cause he asked... get it
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okay it soppsed to be adivce help and that is really mean to say if you dont have advice dont talk
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omg do you even know how to make a good advice?
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Well, actually, yes, I do want to be a clone, thank you very much. It was a simple yes or no question, not a lecture answer I needed. Just because I like to dress in style doesnt mean I'm still not an individual. If I wear what I want to wear, does that make me just like everyone else who wears what they want to wear? No matter what you do you get trapped into some cliche. Its my personality that matters, not what I wear. I've realized that. But I like to look good, because it boosts my self esteem. Got a problem?
(Rating: 5)
haha o'well didn't help that much.. still made me laugh
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thank's for telling me
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THAT IS THE WORST SUGGESTION I'VE EVER HEARD!! THATS SO TERRIBLE, AND U R WRONG TOT HINK ALL TEENS DO THAT!
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youre cool
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Thank you for your help
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well guess what i am new thx for all your help
(Rating: 5)
Yay for me, I'm broken <3
(Rating: 3)
you should have explained why I shouldn't confont him, otherwise I would have given you a higher rating
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ok yea if you gunna give me advice i'd recemond checking to make sure you right...she's out a prison smart one..
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Mate, I know what love is, and I know what infatuation is. I've felt infatuation. I've felt love. If I didn't think I was truly in love, would I ask about it? On a sidenote, if smartasses already get 1s and don't care if they get reported, why bother advicenating? It's a waste of everyone's time.
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oh real smart. smart ass fucker.
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If you're going to give me advice like this then don't even bother you should be banned.
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as if i havent already done that, its been a week now and im still waiting for an answer
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fuck ya self loser
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I don't know if u are serious or not i have seen your responses b4...
(Rating: 5)
thanks! surprisingly, that gave me an idea to write a paragraph!
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fuck off bitch
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? sorry im not sure what u mean
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<#
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hm I dont care really about people having me as my favorite columnist. I just would like more people to see my column. & I have like a 5 average
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fuck you dumbass.
you're a pussy for coming on here and saying shit like that.
(Rating: 5)
okay
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tryed it but it dont work!!
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hmm thanks for the totally usless advice. =)
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okay i figured it out thanx :o)
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You shouldn't even be able to have an advice column
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lol thats actually a good suggestion, I might be able to plant something outside rather than inside. I was thinking of planting tulips bulbs for this year but never got around to it. Oh well maybe next year.
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LOL, YES!! THAT'S THE ADVICE I WANT! Na, i'm just kidding, but it made me laugh, so I gave you a five anyway.
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I understand the whole "he might not be what he seems to be" thing but I have been through this many times and I know how to weed them out. He completely understands that there are a lot of freaks out there that are acting but I'm not going to give up on him. I think my parents are just paranoid. I am careful. You can meet freaks off the interent too you. Trust me on this.
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hmm...the paste sounds really good...THANKS!
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Thats the stupidest responce I have vere herd.
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lol you're never helpful.. but hey. it is typical. but how do u not waste ur time?
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You presumed a lot, and didn't answer the question. I don't follow trends, I don't buy overpriced things for their brands, and I got sick of "sitting back laughing" alone. I'm sure you're a great person; think before you answer.
(Rating: 5)
hey thanks! lol, now i know what to expect :-)!
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damn your no help at all!
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That was horrible f*cking advice.
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jerk you really need to learn to stop being such an ass!
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funny! but no advice :-(
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you suck at advice
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HAHa THANKS
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YEah i never noticed about the SO... its a habit about caps... AND I did delete and add some... SO HMMM IDK.... you shouldve just havent bothered answering it then
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africans dont have paper bags. and why dont u go hold some ducks' feet while your swimming
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Haha, I like that you're analyzing why I can't possibly be 13 years old! But if you look at my question, you'll see that I made all the advanced courses and everything, and I've always been a grammar freak, since I found a missing quotation mark in Alice in Wonderland when I was 6. I am indeed 13 years old, and I completely agree, why would I write a fake question? If you don't believe me, look at my column, my Advicenator screenname is Dakmor.
(Rating: 3)
thanks for the idea!!
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your advice sucks as do you just because your relationships dont last doesnt mean mine wont you mean bitch
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i don't really think i'm overlooking the situation. i guess maybe you would have to be around us to understand. but thanks for being honest and for taking the time to answer so i'll rate a 5. :)
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That made me laugh.
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asshole screw u
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One like you strong is in the art of being a chump
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i said no dumbass answers
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Ok, sorry, I was rushing.. the she bitch was around. by the way your coulum is cool
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A 2 for the slightest attempt at being humorous .... too bad you failed.
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yeah cuz u'd definately kno if i did or didnt love him. yeah go suck a dick because obv. u have nothin better to do than act like a queer k bye
(Rating: 4)
btu that wont fix the problem beside i dont wanna be a snob
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thanks. I will!
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actully this was good advice i didnt think it was at first i had to re read but it showed that if i dont talk to him there wont even be a chance for a relationship to form thank you very much
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LOL I HOPE YOU DIE!
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I'm sure your advice will be EXTREMELY helpful to me and everyone else. Thank you for your valuable opinion. (Young children go on this website, so keep it clean, ok!) :(
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My fish are pretty! Be nice! Shake, you're a funny guy. And I must say, you are right. I do spend a few minutes to an hour looking at them and just watching them.
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Even at the age of eleven? I am not sure . . . what if my cousin didn't do it w/ her brother?
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That's awesome advice. I'll try that!!!
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im not lazy more afraid is the word. but yea the teenage dating thing doesnt last long if you date another teenager that is. but when you like someone who just finished there freshman year at college and your a senior in high school it might be a diff. story . .
thanks
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U ASSHOLE!
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WHATTTTTTTTTT???????
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hmmmm learning to spell wouldn't hurt...I can't understand a word you typed
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you guns hava 2 stop sayin TAT bitch
(Rating: 4)
thanks. he's really been pissing me offf lately.
(Rating: 5)
I'll give you this high b/c it was funny!
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HI WHAT'S W/THE NAME? HAHAHA GUESS WHO???? YOU MOST BE DUMP TO ME DUMP? I SHOULDN'T EVEN BOTHER, BUT MY FRIENDS SAY TO DO IT. HEHEHEHE
I DON'T CARE WHAT U THINK BECAUSE I'M A STRIAGHT A STUDENT THAT CAN sang!!!! AND U WILL SOON SEE ME ON TV. REMEMBER THE NAME TAMIA!!!!
P.S DID I SPELL EVERYTHING RIGHT FOR U :)
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its not that much od difference ,because we talks about the same stuff ,and of course he stands me he cant live without me .....so thanks but really nothanks.....
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