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so my dad really worrys about me and my boyfriend.and like we've gone out before..but my dad wants to meet him.and is like oh he shuld be afraid,like i know he is kidding, but idk how can i make everyone happy? like my dad wants him to come over my house and stuff..its just weird b/c my bf is a little uncomfortble..but is fine with the idea? (link)
Hi there,

Put simply, all dads were once teenage boys.

Your dad is your best friend in this situation. He is the one who will stick up for you when/if this boy does something to hurt you.

What you are describing is completely normal. If a boy doesn't want to meet your dad, your dad KNOWS he has something to hide. It is a fact.

Since your boyfriend is OK with it, everything will be fine.

Remember: Your dad WAS the same age as your boyfriend once... believe it or not. :-)

He knows what it is like to be the boyfriend, and isn't going to be too hard on him.

All men talk about protecting their babies. Frankly, when push comes to shove in your life, it is your dad who will amaze you with his ability to help.

Step back from the situation and see it from his point of view. Everything will be fine. :-)

Have fun, and don't worry.


ok heres the thing. i'm so upset because my mother always does this to me. she's like "oh, we're going someplace," and then i get all happy and right when i'm about ready to go, she says "no, i'm too tired." or "no, it's too far, we'll go tommorrow!" and it just pisses me off soooo much!! the thing that i'm even madder about is that she's the only one who CAN drive me around, because first of all the place i want to go is a little bit too far for someone who doesn't have much practice to go by myself on like the turnpike, but for her, it's a piece of cake! and she really wanted to go before that, but she just does this to me every time. she's like, go study, but i have no homework. i don't have to do anything for school. all i wanted was to go watch a wrestling tournament that i told her about YESTURDAY and she won't take me!! and i'm super, super upset. i want to get there before it ends, which is like at 3:00, and i want advice on how to get there. let me point out that like i have no friends, because i hate everyone in my school because it's a stupid snobby little empire and i've just excluded everyone, so friends or anything can take me. the only person who CAN take me is probably my cousins or something, but i don't really think they like me too much, the ones who can take me. i don't know why, they're just very quiet. but, please please give me advice, because i'm like smoke coming out of my ears because i don't like it when she does this, and she does it ALWAYS. plus, i've pointed it out to her and she tries not to do it, but she does, so i just don't want to talk to her about it anymore!! i just need some advice on what to do. please and thank you (link)
Hi there,

I know this is past your deadline for this question, but I thought I would add something you might not have considered:

Why does your mom do this? Could it be that she is always tired from working and stuff?

If that is the case, maybe it is time to stop being mad at her. Obviously she WANTS to do stuff with you, because she offers, but when the time comes maybe she is just too worn out to be safe driving.

Maybe if you want her to work less and have more time when she isn't tired, the key is for you to help her out by bringing in some money and helping to pay the bills.

I am not being smart here... it is just that there are only so many things you can do when your parent is stretched to the limit and tired all the time.

If you aren't old enough to hold down a job and help your mom out like that, maybe you could do all the housework for her, so she didn't have to come home to that.

If you don't know how, you could also learn to cook. If you do know how, maybe you could have dinner made when she gets home, so that she doesn't have to do that too.

See, there are lots of things you can do to give your mom more energy and time to take you places. Just pick one, or more, from the list and start helping her out.

I hope things get better for you, but no matter what, remember this: Don't hate your mom... you will find out soon enough that she is there for you even when you think she isn't.

Mom's are really something.

Oh, and don't forget Mother's Day is coming up, so do something extra especially nice for her and she will want to do something extra nice for you too. :-)


Do you know where I can get this fisheye camera?

like can I get it at some bestbuy or what

Thanks

heres the picture of the one I want

(link)
Hi there,

Cameras and other photographic equipment in this vein are referred to as "Lomo" or "Lomographic" and "Lomography" is the science behind the art.

You are looking for the:

Lomo Fisheye no 2 camera

... type that into eBay, and you will be good to go.

I don't know of any common retail places that would have the Lomo Fisheye number 2 camera in stock.

Here is the Lomographic Society's page on this camera:

http://www.lomographyasia.com/microsite/fisheye2/eng/

... here you will find galleries, and lomographic techniques specifically designed for this lomo camera.

Have fun... Lomography is a blast!

DN.



I have been dating this guy for over a year. I have 2 girls and we all moved in with him. We have a great relationship. He is in the Army and left for 14 months for training and as soon as school gets out me and the girls are going to move out of state to be with him. He has been nagging me to get my password for the bank acct. I told him as soon as he gives me his, I will give him mine. He blew up. He's the type to always be in control. There's alot more to the story but he said we are breaking up over a password. We love each other but..come on. Am I standing my ground and we may lose each other over something as stupid as a password? (link)
Hi there,

By now I hope you are aware that men and women think differently from one another... very differently. This situation revolves around an advanced lesson in the differences between men and women.

Simply put, in his mind this is what happened:

Him: Please trust me?

You: NO WAY!

... that simple.

It has nothing to do with passwords and everything to do with trust.

The only reason you would not give him the password is if you do not trust him. I am serious... no matter what other reason you give yourself, it all comes down to trust.

My question to you is this: Do you have a reason to withhold your trust from him?

If so, you should be honest and tell him why you don't trust him.

Why tell him? Simple... this will happen again. Absolutely guaranteed.

If you are together with a man you can't, or won't, trust, it is time to ask yourself why you are with a man you can't trust.

If you are honest with yourself, maybe you will find that you do trust him, but for reasons of your past you aren't willing to trust anyone, and it has nothing to do with him specifically.

Remember, this isn't about passwords. If you let it be about passwords, you will only be dooming this relationship, and the next, and the next... because this WILL keep coming up.

I wish you the best.

DN.

P.S. Consider this: You trust him with your children, but not your money... When you put it like that, it seems insane doesn't it? Just a thought. :-)


for my project in school i'm doing a report on france, and we have to bring in food from our coutry to feed about 35 kids in the class and i have no idea what to bring! i already tried google but i didn't find anything, i was thinking french fries but i don't think those are really french lol.. does anyone know any simple and easy recipies to make from france? THANK YOU TONS!! (link)
If you can cook at all, you should be able to do crepes. They are fun, and you can make all different kinds of them. I recommend the sweet fruity kind for your class. Strawberry is a personal favorite. :-)


i am an indian. i have 100 mbps broadband internet connection with unlimited download facility. how can i watch free online movies in my laptop through that connection without any interruption? i have loaded real player/windows media player/ivivo/dvd player etc. in my laptop. (link)
Hello there,

I am very fond of:

http://www.publicdomaintorrents.com/

... where you can find many, many films and movies which are in the public domain.

The reason for the shortage of free movie downloads is simply that it costs money to run a website. Someone has to pay for it. Even if a film is free and legal to download, someone has to be able to pay so that it is available to you.

Public domain torrents uses bittorrent to make it possible for them to offer these films.



The fan in my tower sounds like a vaccuum. It doesn't sound like a normal fan. I asked around and people said "oh thats normal its just overworking itself and trying to cool off". No, I know what that sounds like and this doesn't sound like that. It sounds horrible and you can hear it from rooms away. Any ideas? Thanks! (link)
Ideas? Yes, absolutely!

Turn your computer off, and have the offending fan replaced.

If it is the CPU cooler, this is a relatively inexpensive repair.

If it is the fan in the power supply making noise, it is usually cheaper to replace the PS than change the fan out.

Either of these locking up (it is only a matter of time) will result in the death of your system.

Power supply fan failures have been known to cause electrical fires. The kind that burn houses down... :-(

Like I said, simply turn off your machine before it gives up the ghost and have the dying fan replaced.

It will not get any better on its own.


I know what people mean when they use the phrase "in the biblical sense". Please don't define it for me or give me a link to urban dictionary. What I want to know is where the phrase comes from. I know what it means, but not the logic behind it. What does being sexual have to do with the Bible? I don't see the connection. Can anybody help me out? (link)
Hi there,

This is really impossible to answer adequately without modifying the question a bit. The phrase in question is really "Do you KNOW her, in the biblical sense?"

The reasoning behind this is that the KJV and many others use this reference interchangeably with "went in unto her" to indicate that sexual relations took place. Examples:

http://cf.blb.org/search/getBible.cfm?b=Gen&c=38&v=26&version=KJV#26

http://cf.blb.org/search/getBible.cfm?b=Jdg&c=11&v=39&version=KJV#39

http://cf.blb.org/search/getBible.cfm?b=Jdg&c=19&v=25&version=KJV#25

http://cf.blb.org/search/getBible.cfm?b=1Ki&c=1&v=4&version=KJV#4

http://cf.blb.org/search/getBible.cfm?b=Mat&c=1&v=25&version=KJV#25

... I hope that this clears up what, where and why "knowing her in the biblical sense" originates. If not, please provide greater detail, and I will do my best to answer you better.


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how many dollars does 469 silver talents equal? even an approximation is good enough.

if you can please, just say " one talent = ___ dollars" so that i can make sure it's accurate.

thank youu! (link)
Dear "how much is a talent of silver worth today,"

Silver prices change daily, so you really need to know how to do the math to get an accurate figure.

One Greek talent (as best I can find referenced) = 82 pounds 4 ounces.

(Reference: http://www.christiananswers.net/dictionary/talent.html)

Therefore one talent = 1,316 ounces. But WAIT, there is more... silver is traded in Troy ounces, which are completely different than the standard ounces we use every day.

So 82.25 lb = 1199.479 t.oz

As of April 18th, 2007 the spot price for silver: $13.96 per ounce.

1199.479 t.oz * $13.96 per ounce = $16,744.72684 per talent.

I hope this helps you better understand the madness involved in calculating silver values from ancient measuring systems. :-)

Don't bet your life on my "how much is a talent of silver worth today" measurements. It all looks good from here, but a little further research wouldn't hurt you a bit.



um what happens if you eat the red shell the cheese is in, in those littly baby bel cheeses? i havent done it before.. but the shell if kinda soft so im wondering if you can eat it.. and what it tastes like. or is it like.. some soft plastic?? (link)
What do babybel cheese wheel wrappers/covers taste like?

Vaguely like cheese. When I was a little guy (about 4 years old) NO cheese was safe near me. ;-)

As for "can you eat the red wax stuff on babybel cheeses?" Absolutely. It is red going in, and red coming out, so don't freak out if you see something blood red in the toilet one day. :-)


okay so some of you guys may remember i had this problem with a guy named brandon and hes black and 17 and im white and 15 and i said that he wouldnt wait for me to losse my virginity and if i didnt losse it to him by friday then it would be over!!!

well now i just got done talking to him and he asked me a weird question he said if you could have one wish what would it be and i said for you to wait until im ready to losse my virginity so we just started talking and then sometimes it would be silent then he said babe imah tell you what forget friday and forget everything i want you to stay a virgin im gonna wait for you.Then he said whats wrong babe and i said nothing and he said i know when somethings on my babys mind.and i said i just really love you and he said i love you too.Then i said i dont want anything to be weird now between us.He said baby its not gonna be we still go out and i still love you.IM SO GLAD I CHANGED HIS MIND AND HES GONNA WAIT FOR ME!!! but what do i do now....... (link)
Hello there,

I have heard this EXACT situation before, except the ages were different.

In the situations I am familiar with, this is what happened:

Girl says: I want to wait.

Guy says: If you don't by this date, it is over.

Girl begs him to change.

Guy says: Ok, I love you and will wait to take your virginity.

Girl is really happy.

Guy proceeds to have sex with every available girl, while he is "waiting" for virgin girl to say OK.

If he is like others in this situation, and he probably is, then he IS waiting... waiting to take YOUR virginity. Doesn't mean he is waiting to have sex.

If you doubt any of this, have a look through the love life category here. Dozens, if not hundreds of questions that should help you see things for what they most like are.

I wish I had higher hopes for your situation, but I don't. Both my wife and I were virgins when we were married, but experienced similar things to what you are going through... "sorta-kinda."

Try and keep things in perspective, and remember your ages.

DN.

EDIT:

P.S. You said you would talk to him about it... he will lie to you. Be advised.


I have a choice of reading either FAST FOOD NATION or NICKEL AND DIMED for my English class. Does anyone recommend one over the other? (link)
Hi there,

Reading the synopsis of "Nickel and Dimed" has me wanting to read the book myself.

While fast food nation has received a lot of hype, I can't help wondering which one would actually do YOU more good to read.

Check the publisher's page, for reviews and sample chapter:

http://www.henryholt.com/holt/nickelanddimed.htm

Here is the Amazon page for Fast Food Nation, which also has samples, which you can see if you click the "search inside this book" link on the picture of the book cover:

http://www.amazon.com/Fast-Food-Nation-Dark-All-American/dp/0060938455

... I would like to read them both, but if I absolutely could only pick ONE, I would pick "Nickel and Dimed."

Of course you could see if you can get extra credit by doing both. They both look really good.

Happy reading.


Does anyone else find it funny that DangerNerd spelled "disappointed" wrong in that link up there?

LOL! (link)
In the future, please e-mail me or drop something in my inbox, when you find an error with the site. Unless, of course, your intention was an attempt to humiliate me. In which case, well done.

DN.


What exactly is lumtig and what is it used for

cause this guy gave it to my friend
and he doesnt know what it is lol (link)
Hello there,

I am not kidding, this is a serious question: Did you juts make that word up? I can't find ANYTHING on this word, no matter where I look.

If you mis-spelled it, or think that is the right spelling, then please describe the item in as much detail as possible, in a new question.

Thanks,

DN.


I see you have made many refreces to wikipedia. I was wondering if you could tell me why the page "pokemon crater" was banned. (link)
Hello there,

I have NO idea why the wiki-page "pokemon crater" was removed.

If you read the wikipedia areticle on HOW to create a new article, you will find a list of the things that they don't like. Odds are, it contained one of the things they remove pages for.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Criteria_for_speedy_deletion

Here is the deletion review page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Deletion_review

... you can discuss this there.

Hey, I found the deletion log for that page:

http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=delete&user=&page=pokemon+crater

... good luck with your pokemon Crater page.

DN.


ok sory but i`ma get RiGHT to the point;


my sister was supposed to be getting married in this place, but now we can`t. just leave it at that.

we live in beverly hills, california and she is gettting married on saturday & we need a place [banquet hall] that allows outside catering and yeah. COST DOESN`T MATTER, AS LONG AS IT IS AROUND LOS ANGELES COUNTY OR ANYPLACE NEAR.

PLEASe, we need help.
we are srtressing out BiG TiME!

ANYWHERE!!
PLEASE!
THAnk you so much in advance and i`m a rater even if it`s one place or whatever!


anywhere, remember

beverly hills
burbank
bel air
glendale
ANYWHERE

we are DESPRATE!

thank you SOOO MUCH!!
(link)
Hello there,

Living where you do is a real blessing in this time of crisis. There MUST be 1,000 hotels in L.A. County which have banquet halls large enough for your reception.

Get on that in the morning. Just start calling from the yellow pages. Many of the display ads will mention what facilities they have.

Planning a wedding is scary enough without having your plans changed without your consent. I feel for you.

Another option, if you simply cannot find anything else, call some social clubs: Moose lodge, Elks Club, etc. Some of those are actually very nice.

If all else fails, call a wedding planner and ask for their recommendation for short notice change of wedding plans. They will probably want to be paid for their advice. You can't blame them I guess, wedding planners make a living helping people plan weddings after all. ;-)

I hope you find the right place. In Los Angeles county, I KNOW you will find a place to hold a wedding, and or reception.

Happy hunting,

DN.


how much does an apple video ipod hold...like how many songs.

it says it can hold 27GB...how many songs does that equal to?

thanks (link)
How many mp3s can an Apple iPod video hold?

Well, here is how you find out:

Take the iPod video's available space, which in this case is 27 Gigabytes, and divide it by the average length of an commercial mp3, which is 4Megabytes.

27 Gigabyte Apple iPod Video drive = 27,000 Megabytes.

27,000 / 4 = 6,750.

... and now you know how to find out how many songs fit on any other mp3 player as well. :-)

DN.


How do I get the drivers for action replay duo?( I do not have the disk becuade i lost it!) (link)
Hi there,

Here is the site of the people who run Action Replay:

http://us.codejunkies.com/support_article_detail.asp?c=US&cr=USD&cs=$&r=0&l=1&p=17&i=86&g=1&ProdId=33

... I don't see a link to download Action Replay drivers, but there IS a link on this page for you to contact Action Replay support.

They sure make it hard to find Action Replay drivers, don't they? :-(

Good luck,

DN.


I don't know who to ask this to, but the moderators aren't doing right. Moderators CUSSING?! What's the deal? (The very last sentence is what I am talking about.) I really needed a funny name, and that is what this site is about... Here's my question, and everything the site said about it:

Hurry i need some funny names like "turd monster," "fart worm," etc. thanks.


Since you asked this question, you can add additional information to it if you want. You can also rate each columnist's advice by clicking on the "Rate This Advice: " numbers below the answers. Please rate advice! It really helps our columnists do a better job.

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If there is a reason entered by the moderator it will appear here:

Fuckup, like this question. (link)
I apologize for the actions of this moderator.

One thing to share with you however, is that coming up with names along the lines of "turd monster," "fart worm," etc." Is not what this site is all about.

I say this regarding your statement: "I really needed a funny name, and that is what this site is about..."


Once again... I am sorry for the moderator's bad judgement, and hope that you understand he didn't mean for you to ever see that.

DN.





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