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If you want to avoid the point, simply take offense. -Intuit


I came here to answer computer questions. (This used to say "...and nothing more.")


What I meant was, I don't know how much help I would be with other things... NOT that I would be upset if you asked a non computer question!


No matter the subject, Ask Away! (I'll do my best.)


DangerNerd.


I am not a doctor, lawyer, etc. All opinions expressed are my own, and are for entertainment purposes only. Use at your own risk. ;-)


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(Thanks for the Latin, Fern!)

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What? Aren't DangerNerd and advice_admin the same person? No? Is that what you are saying in my most recent ban? If you are, then I have to say, I give you most sincerest apologies. I really did not know that DN and Admin were two different people. If they are. If they are not, then I have written another letter to Admin through e-mail.

Thank you. (link)
Yes, same person. Neither of which banned you.


How do you know if you have b.o.? (link)
If you are alive, then you have some kind of body odor if you do not wash often enough.

Of course if you are dead, then there is also an odor to contend with.

To sum up: If you are either:

a) Alive

..or:

B) Dead

You have B.O. :-)



Ok,so I have been sick for over a month and been put on medicine for it. Just recently (as in the last few days), I have begun to feel stomach pains. I'm not sure if it is acid reflux or what but its like a burning feeling in my stomach and in my chest. So I would try to eat something hoping that would make it feel better, but it doesn't. I have also thrown up while feeling this and it had a very strong acidic taste to it. What could be causing this? (link)
Hi there,

what you are describing could very easily be an adverse reaction to whatever drug you might be taking.

Nobody here is a doctor, and even if they were, the best advice you would get would be to phone your doctor immediately and inform him/her of what is going on with your acid/stomach problems.

Now, being overly acidic like that can be very, very bad for you. Throwing up like that is what causes damage in bulimic girls.

Very important that you talk to your doctor right away. (As in now.)

Could be something normal for the drug that they know all about, and they simply switch you to something else or give you something additional to take.

Don't delay, please.



okay..
i know how parents say
that u shud wait till marriage to hav sex
(which i could do)
bt the thing is...
IM CURIOUS, AND I LIKE HAVING FUNN
nd i was wondering, do u think its stupid to hav sex at 14
just to try it?
i mean, if you use a condom and the pill...
do you think it would be ok?

14/f (link)
Hi there,

If you really want to know the answer to this question, listen to these two MP3s:

http://www.dangernerd.com/Sex_Has_A_Price_Tag-01of02.mp3

http://www.dangernerd.com/Sex_Has_A_Price_Tag-02of02.mp3

... And then see how you feel about it. You may be surprised by what you hear.

I am guessing it will change your life.


i'm a 15f and i want to get nipple piercings.does it hurt? (link)
Someone I know told me that getting her nipples pierced felt like someone set one side of her body, literally, on fire... from the toes to the scalp, the entire side of the body on which the current nipple was being pierced was burning.

Be advised.


Is there any way you can tell who left you an inbox question? if someone makes you one of their favorite columnist are you notified in any way? thanx (link)
No, there is no way you can tell who left you an inbox question.

That is the point of the site: Privacy.

You are not notified of being made a favorite columnist. This may possibly be done in the future.

Thanks for reading the FAQ before asking. :-)


I was just wondering why it is some columns have large pictures, but my pictures only show up small?

For example, CuxMiBeckNow7: http://www.advicenators.com/column.php?u=CuxMiBeckNow7

And mine:
http://www.advicenators.com/column.php?u=ygsgirl

Mine always come out so small like that.
Am I doing something wrong?
I use pictures that are 15 K (or however much is the maximum size...).
Maybe it is the pictures I'm using?
Possibly the wrong... watchamicallit?.... layout?.... column thingy?

Don't you just love inventive technical terms?

Anyway, if you can explain this to me when you have time, I'd sure appreciate it oodles and gobs!




(link)
Hi there,

Simply put, he has uploaded his picture to another site which hosts pictures, then simply placed a link from where the picture is on their site, instead of uploading it here.

You might ask them via e-mail what site they use to host their pictures.

Let me know if you need anything else.

DN.


hey guys, this is lindsay from SWEETXLOVE and i was just wondering if it was possible to put more pictures on my profile; thank you! (link)
In the future you may be able to do so, but not at this time.

You can post a link toy our myspace where people can see more pictures of you, if they wish.

As a note, you really should start your own column. The one you are taking over has a bad reputation and has been banned 5 times already, so if you make any mistakes, the column is already in "last chance" mode.



14/F my hair has been falling out im so tierd of it if i scrach my head my hair falls out a spot of my head is almost bald WHAT DO I DO HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP (link)
Don't stretch the screen like this please.

Re-ask the question without the mile long scram for help.


Hello
Sorry it took me song long to get back to you. The whole Christmas thing has been sort of hectic.
Thank you again for changing my name.

I would like to change it to: DepthofHeart

instead of AlmostAngelic

Thank you (link)
All done.


So for the past two months, I haven't been going to church every Sunday, like AT ALL due to a fight that my aunt and my mom had and I got sucked in their problem making my relationship with my aunt nonexistent. This morning, I said sorry to my aunt and we're OK now but the church is my problem because there's a lot of nosy people at church questioning WHY I haven't been at church. What should I say? I can't tell the truth because it's really stupid and ridiculous and I don't want them to see me as childish and an immature brat. But on another note, I don't want to lie under God so... if there is such thing as a "true lie" can you please give me advice on what I should do? Thanks. (link)
Hi there,

The answer to this is actually really simple, and I think you will appreciate it once you see it.

You don't want to offend God... and you don't want to look silly in front of people.

Now, you came here looking for a way to bend the rules of God, so you could save face in front of your fellow man.

Who's opinion of you do you value more highly? :-)

Time to own up. Yes, it is a goofy reason. No it isn't really your fault.

As for them being nosy about your time in church... that is between you and God, nobody else.

Don't be embarrassed about this incident. You ever wonder how people become isolated from family and friends for 30+ years? Stupid, piddling little incidents like this one that never get dealt with in an honest manner.

Take it from experience on this one. My family has suffered from the effects of not handling things like this.

Be honest, and Honor God more than the busy-bodies. Sounds reasonable, doesn't it? :-)


i am a 30 year old white male. and i have not seen my girlfriend in 2days, and we live together, and i think she is seeing her ex boyfriend. how do i handle things when i see her again ? (link)
Hello there,

If she hasn't contacted you in two full days, AND if you have reason to think that she is seeing someone else; the odds are high that the relationship is over. My advice would be to change the locks... right now.


If you want to give her another chance... just think about how it feels to be abandoned without a word, and know that it is going to happen again in the future if you allow her to stay in your life.

If you don't have a GOOD reason to think she is having sex with someone else, then I suggest you call the local law enforcement agencies and ask about traffic accidents. This should be followed by calls to the local hospitals.

If you don't hear from her by tomorrow, go down and file a missing person report with your local police/sheriff/state police.

I would do the police/hospital/missing person routine even if you think she is with someone, just in case you are wrong about that.

Good luck.

P.S. No matter what you do, don't go against your better judgement in continuing your life with her. If you do, you will pay. Trust me on this one.


i was just wondering how do you rate questions? Like i remember i did it on my last account, i just don't remember how to do it. Could somebody send me the link to the place where i can do it?

thanks! (link)
Only Moderators can rate questions.

If you aren't a moderator yet, you can't rate questions.

What happened to your previous account? If you were a moderator, how come you started over from scratch?

Welcome back.


Hi why do you always kick me off advicenators for? Am always getting suspended for telling the truth. I think thats mean... I am a nice sweet girl! x (link)
Hi there,

First I have heard of you. Several people have the ability to ban users for abusing others and generally being rude.

There are different ways to tell the truth: in a helpful. polite manner is what we prefer here, not rude, arrogant and sarcastic.

You won't be warned again. Be nice or be gone. If I had see your answer before someone banned you for it, you would already be gone, seeing as that wasn't your first ban.

I hope you can make a change, and try to help people, rather than hurt them.

You could be a real asset to the site if you could get your attitude in check.

Take care.


Hello, I don't know if I'm in the right place for this, or If I should be making my request here but...

I would really like to change my column name. I've been on this site for nearly 2 1/2 years, and I consider myself a pretty active columnist. Maybe not as active in the past couple of months, because I've had a lot going on, but I really love advicenators.

It's a great site and I want to continue with my column. But I can't stand my name anymore...and I was wondering if you could maybe change it for me.

I would love to pay to support advicenators if I could; but I can't. I'm only fifteen and I don't have a credit card in my name, or willing parents.

If you can't change it I'm probably going to delete my account and start a new one (that's not a threat or anything) I just really hate my column name. And I think I do have some great advice on my column and I would hate to do that...


Respectfully,
-Jasmine (link)
Hello Jasmine,

Please let me know what you would like the name changed to.

I don't mind doing this for you, but as a matter of policy, we don't normally change them unless there is a matter of privacy involved.

Thank you for your input on the site over the years. This is a small price to pay for all you have given the site.

DN.


I need a safe non brain cell killing way to make me pass out but what is a good way to do that? and also if you dont eat how long after will you pass out?and is it safe? (link)
Hi there,

There are NO safe ways to do this. Please don't ask questions like this on this site.

If you have an issue that is making you want to do this, how about asking questions about the problems that you are having.

Take care.


Ok so my dad told me he wanted the new Led Zepplin Mothership thing for christmas. So I went to Amazon and I found two examples of it. I want to know if they are the same thing or different. I'll give the links at the end, but when you scroll down, where it says "Best Value", it says buy both for I think around $28. I would totally do that, but I want to make sure they are different. Like the one says it has 2CD/1DVD. I think the other one might just be a CD. And I want to make sure that the 2CD/1DVD doesn't include that one that is just the one CD. So.. does anyone know?
http://www.amazon.com/Mothership-Led-Zeppelin/dp/B000VLE3GA/ref=bxgy_cc_m_text_a
http://www.amazon.com/Mothership-2CD-1DVD-Led-Zeppelin/dp/B000VLE3IS/ref=bxgy_cc_m_text_b (link)
Hello there,

The second entitled: "Mothership 2CD/1DVD [LIMITED EDITION] [ORIGINAL RECORDING REMASTERED]"

Is the one to buy. It has the first one, which is actually a 2-disc set, included in it, PLUS a Limited Edition DVD.




holy crap i ADORED the book growing up. im now 13 and i NEED this book for xmas cause it makes me so happy rememebring when i was like so young.. well yougner than i am now. but i cant find it anywhere.. on amazon people are selling it for more than 100 bucks! cuz we lost the book ages ago and i really want it.. but 100 dollars is a bit much. why is it so costly now? and give me links for where i can buy it or stores that have it in stock. thanks A LOT. you dont even know :) (link)
Hi there,

I found a few copies of Richard Scarry's "Busy, Busy World" on eBay, including one with a buy-it-now of $10 by using this search:

http://search-desc.ebay.com/search/search.dll?sofocus=unknown&sbrftog=1&catref=C6&from=R10&_trksid=m37&satitle=%22Busy+Busy+World%22&sacat=-1%26catref%3DC6&fts=2&sargn=-1%26saslc%3D2&sadis=200&fpos=41535&sabfmts=1&sacqyop=ge&sacqy=&ftrt=1&ftrv=1&saprclo=&saprchi=&sass=&fsop=1%26fsoo%3D1&coaction=compare&copagenum=1&coentrypage=search

... be sure to look down through the whole page.

If you don't find one today, then save that search and your can look again every day. :-)

You will notice that I searched for Busy Busy World without including the author's name. I did this because as you may have noticed, some folks spelled Richard Scarry as Richard Scary, or even Richard Scarey!

You would think, with the Busy, Busy World children's book right in front of them they would type the name right in the description, wouldn't you? :-)


1 - is it weird for girls to watch porn?

2 - i want my hair to look nice...with like nice layers and a side fringe...but i cant find any nice pictures

3 - i flirt a lot...and get attracted to boys really easily...can i stop myself?

if anyone can help with any of them...
please can you try?

lovesss (link)
Hello there,

One question per question please.

You may re-ask these as three separate questions.


My e-mail is down for some reason so I'm sending this to your inbox rather than through an e-mail. I don't know if anyone has mentioned this to you or not but the "give advice" thing is screwy again.
It's saying "Parse error: parse error, unexpected ';' in /home/advice/public_html/qview.php on line 675"

I know it's happened before and I think it was a quick fix, so I was just letting you know.

S_C (link)
This is a hosting issue. We are having troubles with the server hosting company.

When it goes down, I need to manually tweak something to bring it back on-line.

What I would like, is for someone to ring me when they see this, so it is only down for minutes, not an hour or more.

I will e-mail you my phone number, and if this happens again, would you mind ringing?

Thanks!




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