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What is a handjob? and what is fingering? and how can i be agressive while having sex? what should i do? and also what should i say when im having sex? (link)
Handjob: masturbating a guys dick. Jacking him off
Fingering: masturbating a girls pussy.
Agressivity: That should come naturally I guess, its not something you can do, you just gotta feel feisty? haha
Say: http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/279626


I really hope your not having sex. Thats disgusting because you dont know what a hj or fingering is, which means your deffinantly not ready, and the fact your wondering what to say or do means you shouldn't have sex for a while.
Wait till your mentally ready pleasee


okay, my teacher is totally and completely... hot! i've had two... sex dreams about him... and one of my fantases is to well... that doesn't matter but, im just wondering if theres anyone else out there who has ever had any dreams about their teachers or is it just me? (link)
YESSS my teachers are so sexy I'm so hot for like four of them its creepy.
And my best friends fantasy is having sex with a teacher.
So its totally normal :)


what is a good routine to 'tone-up' my abs? i'm willing to exercise everyday.

and i know sit-ups help, but what other exercises can i do to tone up? (link)
Recently i answered a question kindaaa like this.
http://www.advicenators.com/qview.php?q=542071

Half of the excersizes i said she should do were for the abs, but I'll single them out for you:


*Pushups
*2:00 of plank
This is plank if you dont know [Link](Mouse over link to see full location)
*50 crunches
*30 sit ups
*another 15 pushups.

THis one I didn't put: 6 inch leg raise. SOOOO hard I can barely do it for a minute. Its becasue I'm very skinny so I like cant stay down i like float up haha its wierd. anywaaaaaays this is what it looks like if you don't know:
http://english.chosun.com/media/photo/news/200602/200602170005_02.jpg

Youll get good abs very quicklty if you go through this excersize twice a day.


Wut does Foreplay mean? (link)
Foreplay is what warms you up before having sex.
Gettin you "in the moooddd"
Like kissing and touching... and then hand jobs/blowjobs & fingering and such.


Ok im 17/f .. Im about to be 18 in august and im like really wanting to have a baby..like REALLLY REALLLLY BAD..and im on birth control would it be wrong if I stopped taking my birth control without my boyfriend knowing just to get pregnant?..we want a baby just not now maybe in 5 years he said. But I want one now... (link)
If I were him, and you did that I would be extremely offended. Its pretty selfish :(
I'm glad you said you realized that you could mess up his whole life, because he obviously isn't ready, and that could break you too up. But even if he did break up, hed still have to pay child support. And babies cost over 1000 dollars a month. And also, the baby would then grow up in a broken home with bad role models and turn out badly and anxious.
I know what you mean I realllyyy want a baby (I'm 16, but I know its out of the question haha
So in summary, don't gget pregnant without discussing it first with him. Itll lead to complications


How much is it generally do get hair dyed? (link)
100-200, where I live (which is a wealthy area). 200 is done by the best basically, meaning low lights/highlights all that. Normally, I'd say it was around 120.
A home kit from safeway is like 7 dollars


hi im 13
i dont know how to say this but i want to know if my penis is a normal size for my age.
it is about 8cm
and 12 cm wen i have a "stiffy"
i know its a weird question but i want to know (link)
Thats like 5 inches when your hard. for your age, its normal, but the average for a full grown dick is 5.5"-6.6"
SO if you were to grow half an inch youd be at average, but you are only thirteen, so your fine


hi im 13
i know this is a weird question but is it normal for guys my age to masturbate
i dont do it really often but wen i do it i just feel good inside it just feels so nice and stuff
i try not to do it cause i think its bad but is it really? i need to know

is it just weird for a 13 year old male to do this kind of stuff? (link)
very normal.
when i was 13, i didn't know any guys that didnt


what are some really hard-core rap/hip-hop songs? Lots of cursing is fine. I just need a short list of some unknown but really catchy rap songs. Thanks (link)
I just went through my itunes and here are my best songs i like:


Get on my level - Trillville
Act a ass - Lil wayne
Cash money millionaires - Lil wayne
Pill poppin animal - rick ross
6 minutes - cassidy
army guns- Birdman
Patrone - yung joc
head bussa - trillville
Lupe fiasco. Not very hardcore but I really like him
I run this - birdman
no problem - lil scrappy
dolla bill remix - juelz santana (this is NOT sweetest girl remix)
Go Hard or Go Home - e40
The deepest hood - al kapone
put it down - redman


but i like ALL lil wayne. I have over 80 of his songs and hes basically the only thing i listen to. If this isn't the kind of music you were looking for, tell me, and I would be more then happy to make you a new list of musics.

I hope you likeee themm!






I just wanted to know on the ipod touch if you can go on any websites or are there just a select few you are able to get access too? (link)
I've had one for a little while and I have never been denied to a website.


what are other ways to please a guy than just giving blow jobs or hand jobs.

its getting repetitive with me and my boyfriend lol. (link)
You could give him a full-back massage with oils and all, and then follow it with a bj/hj. Thats a turn on...
You could let him titty fuck you if your boobs are big enough.
Orrr dry sex. Which is like when you both are wearing your underwear, but he rubs his dick up and down. It feels kinda like fingering for a girl.
Try those out! :)


can you use hair removal cream for legs and stuff on your vagina as long as you don't get it like inside or around it? i hate shaving that space because it gets stubbly and really uncomfortable. i'm not really a fan of waxing either, any suggestions?

thanks =] (link)
I have used the ones for legs before, and never gotten a problem. But some people could get an allergic reaction.
There is specific kinds for bikini area. I used this one once, and really liked it: http://www.naircare.com/products/products_bikinicream.aspx but normally (when I don't wax) I just use the leg kind - because I know I won't have a reaction to it.


alright well i have a question thats been boggling my mind.. i fell in love with this one girl then for various reasons she acted all bitchy to me and started being overly friendly to another guy... she always said she still loves me, but she really hurt me... but she recently got rid of the other guy and wants another chance... we get along great and all... but i dunno.. what would you do in this -situation?? and i do still have feelings for her... brutus-calgary (link)
Well I think if she left you and went for this other guy she is a fool. I think that she may realize what she had once and wants that back again. I think from what you say you want it back again, but you have to think about yourself, there is always the risk she may do it again. If she still says she loves you then I feel sorry for the other guy. At the end of the day the ball is in your park, if you love her take her back and try from scratch IF YOU WANT or else just be friends and start from there, otherwise you need to kick her to the curb and start over!


what is a blow job & hand job?
(link)
A blowjob is performign oral sex on a guy.
Meaning sucking / licking his dick.


A hand job is jacking off a guy or masturbating him.


whats is herpes and STD's? (link)
An STD is a Sexually Transmitted Disease. So thats like if you have sex with someone, you can pass on a genital disease, like how you could pass a cold or flu by kissing. So sexual contact passes that, got it? Some are permanent, some can be cured.


Herpes is an STD. Genital herpes is incurable and lifelong. Basically its red sores on your privates. You can also get herpes on your mouth, which is a coldsore, which is curable.


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=std
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=herpes


when a girl swallows, why do guys like it and think its hot? (link)
It makes them feel really good about themselves haha.
I wanted to give you a different answer then the people below, so I searched on urban dictionary
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=swallow

"Your woman and all woman should accept the gift with a smile and open mouth. She shall lick it clean. She should then ask for seconds. She will respond when she's finished with: "Please suh, could I have sum more?"
&
"you can extremely satisfy the man by swallowing. "


So in the end, its all just pride and ego.
who knows :P haha


what is an easy way to organize clothing? i'm interested in buying new storage to put my clothing in. i have a ton. some i like to hang, some fold. i just have too much and can never put it all away or find what i want! 16/f (link)
I was looking for a picture of pants racks that I use to hold my jeans (because theyre really good to organize), and I came across this greaaat website:


http://bp1.blogger.com/_VvbhFH9lUgI/R5YYf7SuH5I/AAAAAAAADQ4/RB9Hg3VBC_k/s400/trouser.jpg


Its got ways to organize your every clothing need in a creative and cute way.


I am alone in home for more than 12 hrs. I would like to know how to utilize this leisure time usefully? (link)
Excersize.


When I'm home alone I BLAAAST the music up and get real pumped and excersize like crazy. I do all sorts of excersizes in front of a movie. I could probably excersize for 8 hours a day if I had the time, but normally I only do about 2.
After words, you'll feel sleepy and hungry; so take a SHORT nap (30-40 mins), and then go eat, and excersizing again if you can.


If you want any excersizes to do that you could do in front of the TV, just ask me!
:)


do you ever really get that buttergly in the stomach, tingly feeling that you read about in books and see on movies? i have kissed many guys, and all my kisses are well... dissapointing? i am a hopeless romantic, but am i ever going to get that "perfect" kiss? or is it all a myth and should i just settle for what i got now?

experiances and advice is much appreciated. thanks in advanced! (link)
I know what your talking about.
To get that "perfect kiss," you have to ONLY concentrate on the kiss, and not anything else that is going on. ANNDDD you gotta find someone youve got great chemistry with, someone that turns you on, and touches you in that sensitive place (like behind your neck, lowerback or whateverr). I have gotten that butterfly/tingly feeling haha, because you have to get REALLY into it. Like the world has stopped and your the only living thing. I've only had a few perfect kisses like in the moviesss haha, but that is what they feel like. Dont give up and just settle for what you have right now! Go out there and find a guy you really click with, and you actually WILL get fire works.


:)


In a month I am getting a FEMALE Saint Benard and I am stumped with names. The breeder wants to start calling her by her name asap. Can you help me think so some names. (link)
Sites specfically for St. Bernard Names:
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071112120615AAw5WQG
http://www.cat-dog-names.com/page/category/163/
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071227235756AAbiEar


Dog names in General:
http://www.dogforums.com/cms/female-dog-names
http://www.nextdaypets.com/directory/dogs/names/


Personally, I'd go with a Swedish soundign name, like Heidi, Bernice (for St. Bernards) or like Gisele.
Heres even a swedish name thing haha:
http://www.swedensite.com/namnsdag.html


Tell me what you finally decide on!




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