Matt's advice column

He slaps you in the face and yells, "I'm flirting with you!"

Ok, I couldn't resist. Yea, he probably glances at you a lot and teases you and acts like a moron, but in a cuteish way.

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what does everyone think are good baby names for a boy and a girl. give as many as u want. thanks to all!!

For the boy, Matt. For the girl... uh... Matty?

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My 'friend' broke my camera & didn't even apologize or offer to help me buy a new one. So it's going to take months for me to save up, so I would like some reviews on some good CANON cameras. $200-300ish. Please only post if you're going to include pictures because I'm taking a photography class & it's for models. Thanks

Fuck saving up, you should DEMAND that she buy you a new camera. And if that idiot doesn't, talk to her parents about it and DEMAND that they buy you a new one. Obviously, she's not your friend, so you shouldn't worry about hurting her feelings or anything lame like that. Feelings are so overrated anyway.

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okay so yesterday igot a brand new haircut and everything. i'm going into highschool so i thought maybe a whole new look would sort of boost my confidence.
i got side swept bangs and a lot of layers..but the thing is when the girl did my hair it looked perfect..and now when i do it..it looks soooo bad.
how do i make it look good??
i tried blowdrying it..but that just makes it look frizzy=[
please helpp

Call whoever (or whomever, I have no idea how that stupid rule works) styled your hair and ask for them to recommend a product or technique.

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were the nazis racist or like is there a word for like religionist? b/c jewish isnt a race. so im confused.

Rainbowcherrie gave an answer deserving of a 6, but I just thought I might add that you could always use the word discriminatory.

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alright Im 16/f and Im in the 11th grade. My boyfriend left last week for college football. And next sunday I can go and see him!.. yay!. I miss him. We have been together for 11 months on the 20th. Anyways. Im going with his parents Im pretty sure, But the thing is.. I realllly just wanna be alone. Just to cuddle and mess around. Any ideas on what to do to be alone?? Thanks!!

The forward route is best. "I would prefer just to be alone with So-And-So for awhile. Thanks."

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okay so my friend
that i talk to almost EVERYDAY on aim
like randomly stoped talking to me.

and i dont know why!
ever since this one day
when my favorite show "the hills"
was on, i put up an away message
and when i came back, he left a message saying
"hii"
so i replyed, and i was about to like
tell a story
and he randomly goes
"i have to go, i cant talk now sorry"
and i was like "oh okay.. well i guess i'll go back to watching tv."
and then usually he goes like
"GOOD NIGHT!!!"
but that night he was like
"uh. gnite"
and freaking signed off!
and the past like 4-5 days
he hasnt IMed me at ALLLLLLLLL.
and i usually dont IM people first.
so it'd be kinda weird to go like hey.

whuuuuuut do i dooo.
and any ideas on why hes not talking to me!?!?!

maybe cuz he has a gf or something
and not alloweed to talk to me??
but Im ONLY his friend
like no lieeeeeeeeeee
i dont like him at alll!

To be honest, this question makes me want to die.

Haven't you ever thought of IMing him first? I don't care if that's your style or not, because that's a lame rule to have. Maybe he got tired of IMing you first, or maybe he got tired of talking to you in general; I know I would.

Bottom line is that you know this guy, and we don't. There is no reason for any of us to know something you don't because he hasn't done anything. If it really bothers you so much, why don't you talk to him?

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i need help with a display name. I want my name to be the first word then the second word ryme. well no ryhme.

heres an example;
Ashley catastrophe.

See? it goes together.

My name is Deana

i cant think of a cool ryhming one.

help please? aha much appreciated.

Deana Banana.

Deana Broadbanda.

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I'm going to Yankee Stadium again for the second time. I wore all Red Sox clothes the first time (they are huge rivalry teams) and it wasn't TOO bad. I can take the food being chucked at me and the nasty comments. This time I wanna take a sign to Yankee Stadium. I wanna diss the Yankees somehow but I don't know what to put. Right now the Yankees are in second place and the Red Sox are in first if that helps.. any ideas would be great. =]

"Go Indians!"

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Is there like any connection between masturbating and sports? Like if you orgasm, would it help one's performance? (I don't know haha, by like releasing a hormone or anything like that!?)

I imagine it might make you feel more relaxed during the game.

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What's so great about getting eatn out by a dude?

Allows some girl to orgasm while penetration does not.

I'd imagine that's a good reason.

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Ok do guys like it better if a girl is tight or loose?
I know what it means kinda but still confused.
Can someone explain and tell me which they prefer?

The only way someone could be more loose is if they had a baby. If you haven't had a baby, you're fine. The whole idea that you can somehow be tighter or looser is actually about your morals, but 21st century moron America changed that.

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I can't read far away such as if I'm in the back of a room in a classroom, I can't read the chalk board. I can define the color, but not the words. I can also see shapes at a distance, but not words. I sometimes have a hard time reading street names. Also, if there is words on the television and I'm far way, I can't read the word because it's a blur. Am I nearsighted and what happens when you are?

BeautifulGirlxo is wrong about you needing reading glasses. Reading glasses are what you don't need, because you can see things up close. You'll just need to see an optometrist to get either glasses or contacts.

No worries though, I'm near sighted, and look how I turned out. :D

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Okay. In the emipire today song why does that guy cut out the song when he says today

it's like all musical: 800-588-2300 Emippreeeee

and then he's like "today!"

why did they change it? It's so annoying now

The real question is; why does it matter?

If you really want to know, I guess you could call the store.

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how old do i have to be to get my permit and my license in sanbernardino california

15 and a half for your permit, and you can get your license 6 months after getting your permit. Then a year after getting your license, you can drive other minors. Talk to your local DMV for information about classes and times you can take the permit test.

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Ok you know the word either?

how do you spell eye-ther? Ither doesn't look right. Or is it spelled either and it's just how you pronounce it?

Us Californians pronounce it ee-ther.

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do u have to have had your period to get plesure from masturbateing?????

sorry if that was a dumb question
Thanks!

Lucky for you, no. =P

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I SERIOSULY REALLY NEED HELP!!!!
I downloaded a free trial of adobe photoshop cs3, and it ended, so I uninstalled it off my computer, and I downloaded another trial, except it says that "My trial has ended" is there anyway I can download ANOTHER free trial of adobe photoshop cs3 and actually have it work? I REALLLLLY NEED HELP PLEASE HELP!

If it's expired, that's it for your photoshop. You now need to buy it or pirate it.

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I'm a fifteen year old girl.

I have met this guy on an online forum. Let's call him Tommy. Tommy is a sweet guy and he's 4 years older than me. I know it might be illegal. But that's not the whole point of my story. [Keep in mind that I have chatted with him online for a course of 1 year. Almost everyday.] Here are some things that seem somewhat odd about Tommy ;
1. he never offers to send me pictures. And the only pictures I have of him are about 3 or 4 of very blurry and crappy quality (seemingly taken on a camera phone with very low quality)
2. I know that it won't work out. It's not my intention to make this guy my boyfriend. Yet he gets more intimate with me everyday. Asking me things that I wouldn't even tell my own mother.
3. Almost everytime we chat, he requests pictures from me. I send Tommy lot of pictures. He can make an album with the amount of pictures he has of me.
4. It annoys me that most of our conversations are based solely on music. Sometimes Tommy won't talk about anything else, and when I offer to, he shuns me.
5. He can be very sweet, yet sometimes very bitter and mean.
6. He has an online girlfriend. And when she isn't online, I feel like a last resort to him. As if he's bored and has no one else to talk to.

I feel the need to stop talking now because this is getting too long. He constantly sweet talks me, tells me that he knows me and loves me. I know this isn't true. I hate to say it, but this guy has got me hooked.

I'm just getting really suspicious. I just don't want him to be a pedophile or anything.

What can I do?

I aplogize for the length of this.

Oooo, smart girl.

Let's just say his behavior doesn't exactly fight your suspicions.

Limit or stop contact with him.

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