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hola, im melissa.
my friends are my lifee.
im always loud as hell.
im never quiet, ever.
i go to the mall alottt.
i love abercrombie and hollister.
coach and chanel are love.
i love flip flops.
i love nailpolish.
i have a swearing problem.
im really really random.
i dont listen to anyone.
don't tell me what to do
i won't listen, i promise.
i talk back way to much.
i lovee boys. alot.
i love straightning my hair.
i love laughing till i cant breathe.
im easy to get along with.
it annoys the shit out of me when people type like this: LiiKeE o-M-G!~ ii WuZ aTt thA maLl yeSterDaii aNd ii b0ugHt tHe cuTesT puRs3 0N s@l3 f0R lyk3 9000 d0LlaRsz ! o-m-G iisnT thAt Ch3@p ? Liiik3 0-M-G ii kN0w! 0H EM GEE!

lmao okay thats it.

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what are some good bikinis for the summer..
i have speed bumps but i got my period recently so by the time i have to start going swimming i'll have something,
im blue eyed
blonde

any advice?

im thinking maybe black or blue or blue and white stripes.. just ideas!

http://www.abercrombiekids.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_10101_10851_325922_-1_12172

all of those swim suits would look AMAZINGLY cute on you! try to aim for the darker colors such as navys and reds so they could really stand out on you. if you don't fit into abercrombie kids, then try abercrombie & fitch: http://www.abercrombie.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/product_10051_10901_326423_-1_12249



or you can try hollister:

http://www.hollisterco.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/category1_10251_10201_12619_-1_12552



good luck and hope i helped! let me know how it goes!=)

xo melisssa

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i cant get un sad after my bf dumped me do you know how to get me back so i love my life again even though i still hate it because people make fun of my acne and im in school now i get a free day but i need help bad ive been so sad ive been crying everynight because my life and my ex bf my life i hate it

omg im soo sorry. it sucks, doesn't it? but think about it. if he dumped you then that means that he didn't really love you. think of it that way, and you don't need someone like that in your life. but if he really loves you, then try to get him back. read some of these really good websites:

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-Your-Ex-Boyfriend-Back

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-Your-Ex-Boyfriend

http://www.wikihow.com/Win-an-Ex-Back

http://www.wikihow.com/Get-over-an-Ex-Boyfriend---Properly%21

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Ex-Boyfriend-Jealous

http://www.wikihow.com/Make-Your-Ex-Boyfriend--Jealous (this is not the same website as the one above)


if your ex asks you out again:

http://www.wikihow.com/React-If-Your-Ex-Boyfriend-Asks-You-Out-Again
heres websites on how to look cute infront of your ex to make him jealous:

http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Cute-in-Front-of-Your-Ex%2C-Crush-%2C-Boyfriend-%28Teen-Girls-Only%29


hope i helped and good luck!!
xo melissa (please rate!)

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how do i cut bangs like that

EDIT- lol no problem, i'm 14 now.
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when i was 13 i cut bangs exactly like that and when they grew out, i put them to the side like sidebangs lol well first you brush hair infront of your face so your hair covers your face (make sure your hair is wet, never dry) and then just get some scissors and cut straight across. good luck with it and hope i helped!

xo melissa (please rate)

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My bat mitzvah is coming up.

I need a dress.

My mom doesn't care what kind it is, but its my night to shine and be a princess.

What kind of dress makes your breast look larger or makes them get pushed up more?

http://www5.jcpenney.com/jcp/ProductList.aspx?DeptID=40380&PCatID=40566&CatID=40628&CatTyp=LFS&Dep=Juniors&Pcat=Prom+Shop&Cat=Dresses&RefPageName=CategoryAll.aspx&RefDeptID=40380&RefCatID=40566&cmAMS_T=U3&cmAMS_C=C2&CmCatId=40380|SearchResults

^ go there for dresses and for the breasts, get a push-up bra. http://www.kohls.com/main/subcategory.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=63226521&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=424517617&bmUID=1172003765959

or try victoria's secret bras, they have really good ones but they're kinda expensive.

http://search.victoriassecret.com/?i=1&q=push+up+bra&s=Push-up&u1=q&u2=s


good luck and hope i helped!
xo melissa (please rate!) thankss.

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what are those pictures called where there are two pictures in one. i just saw one in an ad and it was of an old woman and an young woman. do you know what these are called?

those things are pretty sweet haha.. they're called optical illusions. hope i helped!

xo melissa (please rate!)

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do tampons always break your hymen [considering it wasnt broken before]?

all of those answers are wrong. tampons could break your hymen. your hymen doesn't just break by having sex, it also breaks by using tampons, horseback riding, gymnastics, etc. so even if it does break, its perfectly normal! hope i helped.

xo melissa (please rate!)

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i have been trying to lose weight for a little while now and my friends say i dont need to but recently last year i had an eating disorder and i got over it. i cant spot eating unhealthy food and find it hard to get motivated to do excersise. because i know if i dont then it will drive me straight back to the eating disorder i had and i dont want that. how can i stop myself from eating the wrong foods and excersising more so i start to feel good about myself again???

excercise! run, swim, do sports, anything that keeps you moving! cut down on salty and sugary foods, and foods with starch such as potatoes and mashed potatoes. heres 2 meal plans that i got from Seventeen:

Breakfast:

3/4 cup cheerios
1 cup low fat milk or soy milk
1 medium banana
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mid-morning snack:

20 peanuts
3/4 (6oz) low fat plain yougurt
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lunch:

2 slices whole wheat bread
4 slices turkey breast cold cuts
1 slice of american cheese
1 tsp. mayonaise
and with your sandwich:
1 cup raw carrots
1 glass of milk
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evening snack:

3/4 cup blueberries
2 small chocolate chip cookies
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dinner:

3 oz grilled chicken
1 whole wheat tortilla
1 tbsp low fat sour cream
1/2 cup salsa
1/2 cup cooked broccoli
1 glass of water




meal plan #2
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breakfast:

make a frenchtoast sandwich! Top 1 piece of homemade or frozen french toast with sliced strawberries and a sliced half of banana. Put another piece of french toast on top, and cut it in half. Drink a glass of milk.

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midmorning snack:

Munch on a combo of 1 cup cheerios, 1/4 cup raisins, and 2 tablespoons of peanuts. Drink a glass of water.
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Lunch:

Make a burrito sandwich by rolling up 4 slices of turkey, 2 lettuce leaves, and chopped up tomato in a whole wheat tortilla. Drink a glass of milk. For sweet stuff, eat an apple and a cup of low-fat jello.
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afternoon snack:

in a blender, combine 1/2 cup each of your favorite fruit juice, low fat yougurt, and cut up fruit. add a few ice cubes. cover the blender and blend until smooth. eat pretzels for a salty treet to go with your sweet smoothie.
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dinner:

Dig into a plate of spaghetti and meat sauce, 1 breadstick, 1 cup of sugar snap peas, and a glass of milk.

also replace the foods you love with other foods, like instead of icecream eat frozen yougurt, instead of cookies eat fruit, and instead of candy eat some fat-free candy or try eating a lot of vegetables.
follow these methods and you should loose weight! don't forget to drink ALOT of water and excercise. hope i helped and good luck!

xo melissa (please rate!) thanks!

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i was just wondering. what is dry sex. if anyone could tell me that would be great

having sex with clothes on.
hope i helped!
xo melissa (please rate)

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I don't know why but I like to play with my BF's balls. I like how they feel. Am I weird?

um, no

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I'm 15 and my gf will be 15 in a few weeks. The other day while we were messing around I told her jokingly that I was gonna get her a vibrator for her Bday. All she said was "make sure its a big one" and laughed. I could tell she was a little embarrassed by the subject.

My question is ...... how do you think she will react if I actually do buy her one as a gag gift? What if she already owns one and doesn't need it ( just jokin)

Should I buy it or not?

she didnt seem to mind, so lol yeah i think you should just get it for her as a joke, but make sure to get something else good for her. hope i helped!

xo melissa

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i know of KELLE, but does anyone know any other professional and trusted dance costume brands and/or websites?


thanks for the help...
xoxo



14/f

i also dance and here are some very good quality/trusted brands:

Capezio, Body Wrappers, Art Stone, Weissman’s, Liberts, Marcea, Lebo’s, Watercolour, and Algy.

hope i helped!
xo melissa

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okay so i havnt been asked out but im going into highschool next year and my parents will NEVERR let me have a boyfriend...
i know this because my sister is senior at highschool and they are always like realllly defensive about her going out at all!
but i think this guy i really like is gonna ask me out and i REALLY dont want to say no... and well my parents are just gonna yell at me if i ask
HELP ME PLEASEE!

my parents are the SAME exact thing as yours. it sucks, i know. actually what i did is i didn't tell my parents! they neverr found out and i've had about 3 boyfriends since i was 13. make sure your sister doesn't find out, either because she might tell your parents. trust me, this works! good luck with it

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I am 5 ft tall, weigh: 115lbs, 29 yrs old. My body is SO unproportioned!! I am very thin around my arms, neck, chest and stomach area, but have LOTS of FAT on my legs!!!! It drives me NUTS! If you were to look at just the bottom half of me, I swear you would think I am overweight!!! Can someone please tell me if there is anything I can do to lose fat ONLY on my LEGS????

do activities that keep you on your feet, running being the best choice. run on a tredmill or just around your neighborhood, trust me it works! hope i helped and good luck!

xo melissa

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is it possible for your feet to shrink lol? because im in 10th grade 16/f and my feet have not grown since i was in 5th in fact they have apparently shrunk seeing as i used to wear an 8.5 and now i wear an 8...? but ive grown like 3-4 inches taller since then so the growth spirt is already over and done. haha idk is that just weird?

LOL i was actually thinking the same thing before! but no, your feet can't shrink. it depends on the shoes, all companies make their shoe sizes differently. i'm also a 8.5 and i'm a size 5 in adidas sandals (you know, the black and white ones a lot of people wear lol) so it all really depends on the shoes. hope i helped!

xo melissa

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ohkay well i have a lot a discharge all day everyday. its gross. and its not because my peroid is coming soon. ive had this for over a year and a haf. its smells and i dont want to cover it up by wearing a pad. so what can i do to have less discharge?

you can't do anything to get less discharge. discharge is the way of your vagina cleansing itself and it's healthy. if it smells, then you might have a yeast infection, so check that out at the doctors. to cover up the smell and keep it from getting all over your underwear, wear a pantiliner which is like a pad but much smaller and thinner.
www.carefreeliners.com
www.always.com

^ go there to learn about their pantiliner products, they come in scented, unscented, and baby powder.

hope i helped! xo melissa (please rate) thx!

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I am really bored.People tell me to get a life.How do I do that.Please tell me how I should get a life,get rid of my boredom,meet new people and make new friends. Any answers are appreciated

www.myspace.com

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I really want to empress people because i have the personality but my family doesnt have alot of money to buy me new cloths. how can i put an outfit//hairstyle//makeup together to make me look like a million bucks? =]

thrift stores have a lot of cute designer brands for way less! they also do have abercrombie and hollister from $3-15. also target has so many cute clothes for really great prices! if you're more of a preppy girl, shop at abercrombie and hollister in the CLEARENCE isle. they have shirts as low as $9.90! spice up the outfit with a cute pearl necklace(very in) and some ballet flats(also very in) from target or forever 21, wet seal, or charlotte russe. those stores have really cute clothing, jewelry, shoes, etc. for really cheap prices.


http://www.wikihow.com/Look-Rich-without-Being-Rich-%28for-Teens%29

this is a PERFECT website for all of the information you need from clothes to makeup.

http://www.wikihow.com/Dress-Popular-Without-Spending-a-Load-of-Cash

hope I helped and good luck!
xo melissa (please rate) thanks!

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ok, what are the worst possible risks you can get from sharing a drink from someone?? basically, this is stupid, but i drank from my friend's bottle at lunch, like seriously a .02 second sip. can i get anythingg at all from that? other then a cold or something.

thanks!!

if she was sick, then you can get mono. ohh you dont want mono, trust me. but it takes 4-6 weeks for the symtoms to show up. go to www.kidshealth.com/teen and type in mono and you will learn more about it. hope i helped!

xo melissa (please rate) thx!

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I really need to lose like 10 lbs. I want to do it unhealthy. I told my mom and she was like ok. So please help me. Because I need tips to resist food.

please, please don't starve yourself. i'm begging you, please! there's this drink called Slimfast Optima and it controls your hunger for 4 hours and it helps you lose a lot of weight and it's only 190 calories! so if you drink one of those every day, you will lose your 10 pounds in 2 weeks or less. bring some of those slim fast drinks to school, too. just please don't starve yourself, because once you starve yourself your stomach needs the nutrients and your stomach starts eating itself which is extremely unhealthy and can cause death and also you gain more weight. the Slimfast drinks are the best choice! they come in yummy flavors like chocolate, french vanilla, carmel, etc. hope i helped and good luck with it! let me know how it goes!

xo melissa

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im sick
and i have like blisters at the top of my mouth
idk how they got there
any ideas how to make them go away

Blistex and Carmex (Yellow Tube) work really well, and the blisters will disappear in no time. hope i helped! (please rate) thx! xo melissa

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