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hola, im melissa.
my friends are my lifee.
im always loud as hell.
im never quiet, ever.
i go to the mall alottt.
i love abercrombie and hollister.
coach and chanel are love.
i love flip flops.
i love nailpolish.
i have a swearing problem.
im really really random.
i dont listen to anyone.
don't tell me what to do
i won't listen, i promise.
i talk back way to much.
i lovee boys. alot.
i love straightning my hair.
i love laughing till i cant breathe.
im easy to get along with.
it annoys the shit out of me when people type like this: LiiKeE o-M-G!~ ii WuZ aTt thA maLl yeSterDaii aNd ii b0ugHt tHe cuTesT puRs3 0N s@l3 f0R lyk3 9000 d0LlaRsz ! o-m-G iisnT thAt Ch3@p ? Liiik3 0-M-G ii kN0w! 0H EM GEE!

lmao okay thats it.

♥♥

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hi i am nearly 14 and i am only a 30AA/30AAA why are they so small it is so embarissin all my friends are c cup and i have grown loadz and started my period please answer it

hey.

i was the same was as you. i'm 14
and when i was 13, i was completely
flat. i mean you can get a ball and roll it down my front side and it would go straight down.
but it all depends on how you develop. i'm
14 and i'm a 34B. so give it time, you
never know, maybe a month from now they'll
start growing. it also has to do with
whether you're involved in sports, because
it slows that process down. drink lots
of milk and eat healthy. hope this helps! ♥

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In February, I'm having a Valentine's Day party but I don't know where I should have it. I have a medium-sized house and a really big backyard, and I was thinking of having it in my backyard, except I think it would be too cold (I live in Massachusetts). Does anyone have any suggestions as to what kind of place I could have it?

hey.

my friend actually had a christmas
party, which is pretty similar to the
type of party you want to have.
she has a huge backyard and what she
did was get a really really big tent,
(not a camping tent, a special tent
designed for parties and such) and just
set up in there. it was really cool, there
was a christmas tree, buffet, and everything.
you can do something like that, or just
have it at a laser tag place or arcade and
just chill at your house afterwards. for
tents, google "party tents" or something
like that. hope this helps! ♥

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okhayy so im only in 8th grade and hes in 11th and hes realy hot and he wanst me to have sex with him should i ??plus hes nice if that counts for anything and im a girl {duh}

LIKE OMFG! yeah yu should soooo tottally do it i mean its s0oo kewel to get aids, hivs, std's, aNDd herpeS!!!! omfG itsz s0ooo0o c00l t0 have s3x and g3t pregnanT anD have a LiiL BABii!! and PluS, iit'sz s0ooo co0ol thAt iii wiiL fuCk up mii liiFe wh3n y0urrr 0nLii 13 y3Ars 0lD! {DUH!!}

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what are some zero calorie foods ?

hey.

water, pickels, wheat crackers,
mustard =] coke zero calorie drinks,
club soda, and also chew
sugarfree gum if you have a craving.♥

go here for 0 calorie recipes:

http://www.cooks.com/rec/search/0,1-0,zero_calorie_foods,FF.html

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I'm 100% italian so naturally I'm gonna have dark hair. Anyway my hair is dark brown everywhere! I have dark arm hair [gross] but that i dont really care about it's my stomach. I have gross dark stomach hair! It's nasty!! How can I lighten it up or something to make it less noticeable!?

Please Help!!!

hey.

try waxing it. it lasts really
long and when it grows back, it's
lighter. ♥

http://www.naircare.com/products/products_bodywaxstrips.aspx

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soo is a guys cum and their spirm the same thing?

hey.

yeah they are both the same.
cum is just a slang word for
sperm. ♥

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i can do a front flip and a aerial cartwheel but whenever i try to do a backflip i get scared and pussy out. do u know a way to get rid of the fear of going backwards? thx

do you know HOW to do a backflip? if so, then think of it as no big deal, and how you can show off to everyone. really, it's pretty easy to do. if your scared.. make sure to have a spot so you don't fall.

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My friend told me something like she was watching oprah and she found out there are fishes called the penis fish and the vagina fish. And she usually lies to me and when I say I believe her she tells me she was joking. But this time she didn't say that. And she told all our friends too. Is it true, is there really such a kind of fish?! o_O

um no, wtf? that's not a really good friend if she lies a lot.

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what are the best , most healthy cereals i can get?

Special K is a really good & healthy cereal. also, look in the Organic food section, they have a lot of cereal there. Corn Flakes are healthy too. hope i helped!

melissa =]♥

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i lvoe to masterbate.
i usually do it in the shower with a shower head on jet and then i have this one thing i dont noe wat it is but it had a little grip on it and i usually stick it up there and pull it in and out, and it feels soo good. but i get an orgasm in like 1 mintue.
so is there anything else that i could do to that would make me last longer and still feel good?

i heard that an electric toothbrush on your clit works and feels good, but i've never actually tried it. hope i helped!

melissa =]♥

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So I'm getting kind of tired of dressing like everyone else. All of the stores have the same things around here. Everyone is either wearing Abercrombie, American Eagle, or Aeropostale. Anybody else have any ideas? Even if you dont think I'd like them.. just throw them out there so it is something I could consider. Thank you :] Any ideas are appreciated.

P.S. 15/F Avg. Body

wet seal, forever 21, charlotte russe, and TARGET(x333) best stores ever. i mean don't get me wrong, i love abercrombie and hollister, but yeah it does get tiring because about 8 people in school have the same shirt as me, and it gets annoying. well hope i helped!

xo melissa =]♥

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what's a site where i can find cute bathingsuits? i want ones that are of good quality like the ones at j.crew, any store/website is good :)

thank you!

(and i know, completely wrong category. sorry :()

aeropostale.com

^ BEST swimsuits EVER! veryy cute last very long and i love them! i think in the store they're all on sale for $15 each (15 for the top and 15 for the bottom)

hollisterco.com

also very cute swimsuits that last long.

hope that helped!
xo melissa

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Has anyone ever used nair or any products that do the same thing?
Does it actually work?
And is it bad to use it like once or twice over the summer like for the beach?
Which brand is the best?

i used nair last year in 7th grade, and boy do i regret it! first of all, it smells horrible, and second of all when i put it on my legs, after 2 minutes i wiped it off like it says. my legs burnt like HELL and they were ALL RED and bumpy. not a pretty sight. i had the same experience with veet too. if you have sensitive skin i DO NOT suggest you trying these, but go right ahead if you want to. however, it did take off all of the leg hair =] i suggest sticking to shaving or waxing, waxing lasts longer and is super effective. i think nair makes waxing strips, and you can buy them at any drugstore or just at walmart or target. hope i helped and good luck with it!

xo melissa =]♥

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what are some good songs to play
at a birthday party w/ a bunch
of girls?!

here are some good songs-

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun -Cyndi Lauper
Hey Mickey- Toni Basil
Everytime we touch- Cascada
Akon- Smack that
Aly & AJ- Chemicals React
Aly & AJ- Rush
Avril Lagine- Girlfriend
Beyonce- Irreplaceable
Jojo- Too Little Too Late
Fergie- Fergalicious
Rhianna- Umbrella
Hannah Montana- Nobody's Perfect (lol, might sound childish but i LOVE that song!)
Justin Timberlake- Sexyback
Ludacris- Shake that money maker
Massari- Be Easy
Pussycat Dolls- Buttons (LOVE this song!)
Pussycat Dolls- Dontcha
Sean Paul ft. Keisha Cole- Give it up to me
Shakira- Hips dont lie
The All American Rejects- Move along
The Veronicas- 4ever (i love this song so much!)


hope i helped and good luck with it!

xo melissa =]♥

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i want to cut my hair when school ends.

i want a drastic change, something short, but not so much that i can't feel my hair on the back of my neck.

at the shortest i would like it chin length with my bangs a little shorter, at the longest i'd like it two inches off each.

the only problem is i don't know if it would look good with my face.

and i don't really want something plain like shorter cut and bangs, i want a whole new style, but not something i would have to curl or straighten my hair with.

by the way, i'm fourteen going into high school and have very straight dark/light brown hair.

i have pictures at http://www.myspace.com but only five and if you need more information just tell me.

thanks ahead of time.

your myspace link thing isn't working, so put it in again and i'll be glad to help youu =D

xo melissa

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hi.
Do you think masturbating is wrong ?
I masturbate almost everyday and I look forward to it.. but after I actually do it.. I feel so shameful

nope, there's NOTHING wrong with it! a lot of people seem to feel shameful after they masturbate, but it's really no big deal. don't let that get in the way of you doing it, it's completely normal to feel that way. hope i helped!

xo melissa =] ♥

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can anyone explain to me WHY france has an immigration problem? like why are all the muslims going to france?

probably to escape poverty and get a better life, because there are better jobs there, make more money.. etc. just google it and you'll find a lot. hope i helped a little!

xo melissa

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whenever i where like.. tight shirts or sweaters i always tend to sweat
i know its normal but its embarrassing
is there any deorderant (sp?) that is good to prevent it
especially with summer almost here
i dont want to rely on sweatshirts and big tshirts the rest of my life...

yeah i had the same problem as you when i was in 7th grade, it was so embarassing, not to mention it was ruining my shirts by leaving sweat marks on them. there is this new deodorant by Secret called Secret Clinical Strength, the first day i tried it i noticed a BIG difference. it's prescription strength and you can buy it at any drugstore or at walmart or target. it's 9 dollars but it's totally worth it.

http://www.secret.com/ClinicalStrength.do

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how can i get really flexalbe, enough to do front and back flips? and how do you do flips like that..this is for cheerleading..so if your a cheerleader, i'd love your help.
thanxs

i'm a cheerleader and i've been doing gymnastics since i was 5 so that really helps a lot with cheerleading. if you try to flip without experience or a coach.. then you might hurt yourself really bad so i dont suggest that. take a gymnastics class, that will help you so much.

xo melissa

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Ok I have a flat stomache but whne I eat liek breakfast or a meal my stomache is big like a chubby or fat kid's.

Well my grad is coming up and I'm wondering if I should eat after the grad or eat before it anyway.

Should I wear a tight dress or a loose one for my tummy then?

The day of your graduation, like a few hours before, eat a small snack such as pretzels and water, or carrots and water, or yougurt, etc. That won't make your stomach big, so you can wear a dress without worrying about it.

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