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When I'm on my MySpace, like logged in, my pictures are blurry, like bad blurry, and everyones else is, too. do you know why its doing this? when I look at my pictures on my COMPUTER not MySpace well there clear. do you think this has something to do with MySpace or my comp?
when I was at a friends house, I got on MySpace and mine and everyones were clear!
whats going on it sucks so bad!
thanks in advance!
All pictures from different sites as well or just Myspace?
blah.. so i didnt have a bad day today at school, but i didnt have a good one either. it all started in third pd, when this kid on the football team made a comment to me about my boyfriend. i got pretty upset. didnt cry or anything, but got mad i guess you could say. um lunch i was talking about boobs(embarrassing, i know) haha and my close friend i think got mad at me because i told her what i said about hers and she has big ones, not like im a lezbo or anything because im def. not. but ya know, and then i felt bad.. she never said she was mad or anything, but i just think she was. last thing was in 9th pd. this one girl whos not really my friend anymore made a comment to me, like \"wheres your man bitch\" just thought id tell yas that one because i thought it was mean.. even though everyone laughed. i was def. mad then because its like okay for everyone else to be with there boyfriends and girlfriends, but when it comes to me and mine, its like o.m.g. ya know!?so whatev and idc really.. i mean i\'ll get over it. soo thats about all, and that i want to like drop out of school.. (not really) just cant wait until graduation in june though!! grr.. its so upsetting on why, but i\'ll get to that another time. thanks =]
xoxo
Try to put yourself above the idiots around you.
13/F
I'm sure your thinking, how can a guy be stupid and cute, well, there's this guy in my school. I asked a question on this before, by the way, and you guys told me to ignore him... I CAN'T!!!!! he's in all my classes and... Anyway! He scares me a lot now. I mean, he's been to prison 6 freaking times! Well, I kinda like him. he's cute, but he's scary. out of all the guys in the school, I've never teased him. I can't bring myself to do it. I'm a guy teaser by the way. I liek to make them mad at me, then make them laugh and stuff like that. BUT, this guy is different. Harley (The guy) is cute, but scary and STUPID! I hate him sooo much! And... yet...
--Izzy Uchiha! ^/_\^
p.s yes, i am married to a cartoon character! whoever said luv was NORMAL!!!!!!!!!
I think you should fucking stop watching Naruto like I said before.
is it just me? or is advicenators getting less and less populated...
People are trying to save their brain cells for school. Every question viewed here takes off 100 that can never be replaced.
Because of this, I've made an effort to fill in for these others because I've got loads to spare.
HELP!!!! ok i asked this guy out because i thought the guy that i really wanted to ask out didnt like me. but the next day he told me he liked me. so i broke up with the guy i was dating
(by the way hes a perv) i asked out the guy that i wanted to ask out in the first place but he said no because he needed to pay attention to his schoolwork so he could stay in football but i really like the guy and i would help him with any thing except sex and football
i dont now wat to do. HELP!!!!!!
I think it's past your bedtime and 11 year olds shouldn't be up this late on a school night.
ok why would people put: single, fill out the interested slot, and also have looking for: friendship? does it sound bad to put "looking for: a relationship"? bc if they put single down.. its optional to list your status
No one pays much attention to those. They're like stop signs. They're there, and you know what they say, but you're not reading them. Same deal.
is it bad to crack your knuckles?
Never trust anyone who writes like a moron (or is a moron in this case) and has the words babiie and sarah and 07 in their name.
No, it's not bad to crack your knuckles. It's just moving air through your hands. I've cracked my knuckles since second or third grade, and people still aspire to be exactly like me, as you should.
i keep having weird dreams. im like gonna die.
i think it might have something to do with the fact that i have 10 fetishes. in order from my favorite to my least favorite they are: earlobes, tattoos, electrical outlets and power plants, feet, hardware stores, i like my tv remote, fat people, pregnant men, indians, arithmatic and then last, sociopaths.
ok, so i hav more than 10, like alot. i lied. so back to the dreams. in my dreams a pregnant indian man inside a power plant comes to me tries to rape me with power tools and with my remote; then i proceed to go sociapath.
then my boyfriend gets a sex change and goes on the run. and like i'm really stressed out cuz i dunno know what to do. like should i get lesbian for him ? ? ? ? help me im really stressed and really horny at teh same time. bi!
xoxox colleen
See the answer before this one.
sooo-i have a small asian penis. i am asian. and my penis is about two centimeters long, and like, ummm, 1 centimeter in circumfrence. it takes me like 2 seconds to masturbate. what should i do?
Hold your breath and don't stop.
jared started complaining at me in class because he is a gay man and i stole his bf in an irish bagle shop. and we made love and it was intense. and i mean really intense. like, we were fucking so hard and fast that i was just fucking screaming. the owner of the shoop caught us and he yelled at us. lol. how can i teach them a lesson?
Please reword your question so it doesn't sound like you were writing while high of LSD.
So theres these really hott guys at my school and they all challenged me to a game of halo and I said I've never played before... I've played only once though, and I was AWFUL!!
So how can I get to be better?
Is there any way besides only practicing?
Can someone tell me how to play like tips maybe?
Thankss!
If you've only played once, you're going to play like shit. If you've played 50 times, you'll still play like shit.
In conclusion, no matter what you do, you're going to play like shit.
Uhg!!! I'm so pissed off at my dad right now. See, my computer had the system32 error since for about 2 months and my parents haven't gotten around to taking it to a computer fixing person. Well, I told my dad SEVERAL TIMES that he shouldn't do the windows recovery thing because it'll delete everything on the computer and I NEED the stuff on my computer like all my homework, stories, pictures, etc. Things that are NOT replaceable!!!!!! I mean, I can't go to my teachers from last year and ask them to give me all the projects and translations from last year just so that I can retype it into my computer. And I can't rewrite the stories that were longer than 100 pages each. And I can't go back in time and take the same fucking pictures over again!
Well, my dad being fucking smart decided that since I haven't used my computer for 2 months, I didn't need the data on there and decided to go on with the windows recovery today. I'm so fucking mad at him. I mean I don't need them right this second but I am going to at the end of this year and the next two years for my IB tests and AP tests! The least he could've done was fucking ask me if he could do the recovery thing. But no. He doesn't care about shit.
Is there ANY chance of me being able to recover my files and stuff??????????? And do I have the right to be pissed off my dad majorely right now because I don't want my mom yelling at me for being pissed off at him when I don't need to be.
Please reword system recovery thing, and ask it again. Find out exactly what he did to your computer so people can actually help you, rather than speculate.
I want to get a tattoo... but I don't want to go to a tattoo shop becuase I don't want AIDs or any other STDs that can be passed on through needles. So is there anyway I could get a tattoo by myself? Like buy one off ebay?
You'd trust a needle over the internet rather than one coming from a certified tattoo parlor?
Is that a joke?
A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk.
"Gee, I don't know."
"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.
Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.
A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.
"What size?" The kid embarassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
Hah, splouged himself.
wouldn't your penis like smell weird if u have anal sex?
Probably.
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okay, what type of bird is that? I think they're doves, but someone else says swallows or sparrows. idk, is it possible to tell?
Their Latin name is;
Drawnicus Birdicus
So I'm 15 and my teeth are really messed up. People always make big fun of my teeth. They always tell me I really need braces. But I really can't get braces or I don't know how. I've tried getting them before and its useless. I just want them so I can smile and not have people staring at my jacked up teeth. When I was little I didn't pull my teeth and they started growing on top of the baby teeth. Now they're stuck like that. It's really sad. I cry every time someone tells me that I need to get my teeth fixed. What should I do? Do you have any advice?
Make an appointment with an orthodontist.
About 3/4 of the seniors that attend my high school want to pull off a really good senior prank. We have only a few rules. Nothing severely vandalizing. Nothing illegal (to the point of jail time for those 18+), something that will be remembered, something that a bunch of people can do.
We don't want one of those stupid pranks that 4 kids do and barely anybody finds out about. We want our school and our class of 2008 to be remembered for a long time.
We are having secret meetings twice a month. We call ourselves the senior gift committee because we consider our prank a gift to all underclassmen. Something for them to remember and talk about for years to come.
We don't want to really hurt anybody, and if it can be multiple small pranks or one HUGE thing, it doesn't matter. We just need help with suggestions. A lot of things we've come up with either break a rule (too illegal, too harmful, etc.) or have been done a million times over.
So, if anyone has any suggestions or anything that they've done and that their school and peers have really enjoyed, any suggestions are welcome.
By the way, seniors have the same last day as underclassmen. (I know a lot of school have senior graduation before underclassmen get out, our school isn't like that).
Thanks =]
Super glue in all the key holes.
this is a serious question about fetishes. let me explain.
Hey, so i like hav alot of fetishes. My friends even call me 'fetish girl'. like i like bondage, boots, piss, shiiiit, verbal abuse, and i think strangulation would turn me on, i tried it once but it sorta scared me but i peed myself so it was all good. i have a weird fetish where i like to masturbate in class. its really sexy, how i can be so sneaky. 1 time i was goin really hard n fast and my teacher saw me. i was soooooo embaressied!!! :)
some of my bfs think im weird with my fetishes. and this is where my problem is. i think i should get rid of my fetishes, or atleast sum cause i kinda like a few. how should i get rid of them? thanxsss- xoxoxox Katrina
Don't use piss, shit, vomit, or strangulation. Everything else is weird but acceptable.
Ok well im moving to Montreal, Quebec this tuesday from Fredericton N.B.Im a 14/m, I have hundreds of freinds, including one who I want to make more then a freind, but that is going to get fucked over! I almost started crying in class because im going to miss my freinds, and I'm afraid if and when I come back im going to be replaced by all my relly good freinds. How do I deal with this?
Plain and simple, you're a friend freak. I don't even know hundreds of PEOPLE, let alone have them as friends.
In conclusion, you're probably some likable magnet who will pick up a shitload of people wherever you go.