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i dont get this sex joke.


Question Posted Sunday September 30 2007, 3:52 pm

A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk.

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The kid embarassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"


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thelaura answered Monday October 1 2007, 9:07 am:
When she grabbed him, he ejaculated. :)

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munchie007 answered Sunday September 30 2007, 10:43 pm:
Umm.. this was very easy for me and it means he came, he skeeded. Whatever you want to call it. or he ejaculated because he had never done it before and she grabbed his penis and it made him cum.

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christina answered Sunday September 30 2007, 9:55 pm:
Lmao, he jizzed.

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Matt answered Sunday September 30 2007, 9:39 pm:
Hah, splouged himself.

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dragonessfire01 answered Sunday September 30 2007, 9:37 pm:
it means he came lol sorry

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