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okay my name is Kristina a.k.a Munchie and I would upload a pic but I cant do it because my computer is messed up! Anyways I'm 5'1 and I weigh 102 lbs. Yes I EAT! I love food, but I know how to stop when I'm hungry. I love having friends and family! I hate the fact that I'm short. I have a myspace and if ya wanna add me my email is sexyhotchick_87@yahoo.com and you can see my pictures on there! I LOVE Jennifer Love Hewitt! she's so little and cute. I'm single right now. I also have dark brown hair and a round face. LOL! I love this website! And if you need me to answer I question then I will because I love giving out advice!
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latley, ive been really bored with life. i havent had any suiciadal thoughts of any kind. im just bored with life...i do the same stuff everyday. and then i got to sleep, wake up, and then do the same stuff. is their something wrong with me? (link)
yes! Life is like that most of the time. When you get old, old then it will be like that all the time but you'll be used to it. I'm not sure how old you are but i'm almost 15 and I'm always bored there's never nothing to do. You can find something to do. If you're really that bored. It'll get better when you're like 18.


well im 14 and for some reason i just think its totally pointless to have a relationship before you can drive. dont get me wrong i have nothing against people who do have relationships but is this like totally wrong? i feel weird cause my friends are all like OMG he is sooooooo hot! and im just like whatever doesnt matter to me (link)
Okay I disagree with a lot of stupid people below because dating varies in age. And the dating age is usually 15 anyways. You only have another year and you'll be more accepted to date. About the driving part my cousins are like 15 16 and they can't drive and they both have boyfriends that drive them. Guys that are older love cute, sweet, young girls. It's just something that makes them go crazy. I'll be 15 in 5 more months so I know exactly how you feel right now. I don't think about dating because its just not something I want to do now. But if you want to dont let older people tell you that you can't its bull shit. I know people that are like 12 and they have boyfriends. You probably just arent ready and thats okay. Getting into a realtionship sooner is more confusing and very stressful because you're growing up still. But pretty sooon you'll be grown so if ya want to date. Go right ahead!


13/F

I like this kid, Alex. Well, we hang out A LOT. he's knows I like him and stuff, but it don't bother him... Well, at least that's what i thought until today. This is embarrassing, but he touched my boob. He likes to.... 'touch' me. Like poke and stuff. Well, he reached out and grabbed my boob. I asked him what that was for. He said, it was fun and interesting. Let's cut in here. Why would I guy say that??? Anyway, on word! As we walked down to the bus, he kept rubboing my arm. He was rub his face on it and say it was funny and stuff. Then, he touched my lips and my cheek. he even touched my eye! which was creepy... Oh, and during.... Reading class thing (Core Skillz) He makes these jokes about blow jobs and perverted stuff like I do. Then, he said my dicky go in da pace up there! I was like what? and started laughing. I blushed though, which I fucking HATE! anyway, does he like me? If so, can I ask him out? I need asking out guidelines from experts. Like, i can get a guy *snaps fingers* like that. PLEASE! Thank you so much!

p.s don't say, stop talking shit about perverted fuck. I like to, it's funny! I'm an immature freak! Wo0t! anyway.... haha (link)
He's only showing you attention because he wants some bad too. I had a guy that I liked a LOT.... I mean I liked him to much he made me happy all the time and I would just smile because he was real sweet. He didn't deserve to be liked as much as I did. He used me for blow jobs and ocassional hand jobs stuff like that. He threw me away and went on to a girl he really likes and not just for her sex. She is pretty though. Anyways the point is yes! He probably would have went out with me but then after he realized he didn't like me I would just be trash to him. He might really like you though with guys you really never know. You're 13 hon. When I was your age everyone always said I was wayy to young to have a b/f. I fucking hated it. I still do. I would say wait for mr. right. Whateva floats your boat.


ok well theres this girl i like and she knows i do but i dont know if she likes me well looks at me almost as much as i look at her and she smiles at me and she does look nervous and just latley she had to take a test in my homeroom for my homeroom teacher and she sat 2 seats behind me the other one was already tooken by someone probaly but i try to say something but im just not sure what to say
i think she does like me but how do i talk to her more cause this year we have no classes together last year we did (link)
She sounds a little shy. With shy girls YOU have to make the first move. Ask her if she's going to something that you'll be going to and if she doesnt know what it is tell her all about and tell her try to make it if you can. Girls love guys that will make up places to be together. If you sense she likes you back talk to her. Like you would any other chick friends of yours. Umm... i'm a shy girl and I would like if a guy just would tell me over the phone that he likes me. Tell her out of all her friends she's the only one you want to be with. Be really nice. Get her phone number and just talk to her about basic stuff. I really don't know what you can say to her. This usually happens naturally. Ask her questions about stuff that you like to do. Like if you like i dont swimming then ask her if she does too. You just need to find something that you both have in common. You sound like you don't talk to girls a lot and it's easy once you get used to it. And if she's smiling at you then she more than likely likes you. I don't just smile at any guy. Or look at any guy. If I like a guy then I'll look at him more than any other guy. I dont know about her but I stare at the guys I like when they're not looking. So if you catch her staring at you doing something then she really likes you.


mk so i've never really had a real boyfriend and i was kinda desprete so a few weeks ago i met a older man online and we had sex. It was pretty much just a one night thing. I really liked him and would like something more then that from a guy but i also do want sex. I'm 15 and I don't know what i'm doing wrong, i'm pretty outgoing, tall, thin, i consider myself nice...what should i do to get a boyfriend? (link)
Try not to be desprete because guys can sense that. Also you need to stop having sex with random guys that you meet. You become a whore if you do that a lot. Sex is not gonna make a boy fall in love with you. I learned that the hard way. Just because they want to have sex with you doesn't mean he wants to be with you. Guys will have sex with anyone. That's because guys want to have sex at anytime. It's a guy thing. 14-15 is a hard time. You probably need to wait and just be yourself around guys. The right one will come and you might not even expect it. Really, love is strange like that. And you also sound desprete for sex. You really need to change your ways of thinking. Sex is sooo overrated. I'm sure it's not great, nothing in life is THAT great. If you stop being desprete and start being yourself then the one will come. You have to wait for Mr.Right. Well I really hope this helps!!!!


How long do you think it would take to "Fully" trust someone again for lying?!?!? I know it depends on the situation but on average?!?!?

Thanks (link)
Well, whenever you think you're ready to fully trust someone. there's no law written in stone that says when you should trust someone. you decide! I really hope this helps!


okay so im 15/f and my boyfriend is 18. we started dating about a week ago. well hes older than me hes just a lot more experianced than me. we make out all the time and hes really like "fast" with it but its been fine with me. but i let him finger me last night and it was the first time someone has. well he was really fast and when it started to hurt i told him to slow down and he would just whisper to me that "ill be fine and he knows what hes doing" and he kept going just as fast. so i finally told him to just stop and he didnt and so i closed my legs and he just pushed them back and held me there until he was done.. im kind of scared now cause we've talked about having sex but im scared he'll hurt me a lot more and i dont really know what to do cause i dont want to break up with him but it really scared me when he was basically holding my legs apart when i was telling him to stop. what should i do? (link)
Listen. I know you didn't take my advice but i'm telling you he could screw things up for you. I was almost crying when you sent that back. I knew a girl that had a boyfriend who was controlling and made her do sexual things with him. She never thought bad of him because she thought she could trust him. Her boyfriend raped her several times. He also became very controlling. Like he wouldn't let her wear certain things and he also beat her. i'm not saying this is what it will turn out to be but it more than likely could. Trust me I care about you! I don't even know you but I care! If you're not gonna tell anybody or break up with him at least explain to him that you don't feel comfortable when he gets controlling like that. kk? I really hope it helps...


honestly... Do you think age 15 and a half is too young to staart thinking about having sex when i'm like, 16? (link)
Okay it's just if you think it's okay to have sex at 15. A lot of girls start having sex at 15. So I don't see the harm in it. Just be careful. It's up to you. I think 13 is waayy to young to have sex and 14 might be too young. I don't know I'm 14 and I think it's too young. But 15 and 16 are the "golden ages" so sex is okay because you're more mature and know more about what you're doing. kk? i hope this helps!


14\f.
Today has sucked. For months know ive been completely moody, and it ruining everything.
Whyy am I for one moment happy, laughing and enjoying myself, next completely sad.
Its weird.. Im not on my period. Im not PMSing!
My Mother calls it hormons. I call it being depressed because im always in a bad mood. then maybe for a day ill be hyper, happy then crash and wanna stay in bed forever.
Help! (link)
I'm not sure if you have talked to other people that are like 16 but everyone goes through this stage. It's just a stage though. It happens for like two years. During these two years bad things happen to mature you because when you were younger you always thought life was fair and you would never be sad. I know I'm 14 and I won't be 15 until 6 months and I won't be 16 until 6 months and a whole year. So, just keep reminding yourself that this is just a stage that matures you. It's to make you think about other things. It can also turn you into another person. It's a big change that nobody's ready for. Ask anybody though, cause everyone goes through this. Just know that someday you'll be changed and matured and your life will be different. Life has sooo many twist and turns. It's all fate though. One day you'll be where you belong. No, its not a mental disorder. I have mood swings all the time. So it'll be fine. I really hope this helps you!!!


15/f

this is gonna sound way conceited, but i promise, im not trying to be. im much prettier then my friend. i mean, shes like fat and everything, so i mean obviously, guys dont like her much. plus she acts really stupid alot. anyways, since im a freshman, ive made alot of new friends. and so when me and her will be wlaking down the hall, just about every person says hi to me, and i stop and talk and make yano small talk. and she gets mad, and walks away. anyways, whenever i talk about like guys or something, she like finds some way to insult them. and its just really annoying. what should i do? (link)
Wow! You kinda seem mean. I know what she's going through. No, I'm not fat I weigh 100 lbs which is little or so everyone says and I'm not ugly. Guys like me but not a lot. Anyways I have a cousin that is tall,skinny,and beautiful. Guys always talk to her and pay no attention what so ever to me. And her friends always talk to her and they act like I'm not even there. Your friend is jealous but she also feels like wallpaper. She probably wants to really be like you a lot more than you think. She feels like nobody likes her because she's stupid and fat. You should just talk to her and ask her why she act like that. Since you already know you should just tell her that you're jealous of some girls and that you have problems too. Because she feels like everyone likes you and nobody likes her. It probably makes her cry when she sees that guys talk to you and pay no attention to her. I wouldn
t be mean to her cause then she really won't like you. It's hard to explain she just feel singled out and less than you. Be nice to her and maybe she'll stop walking away and insulting your friends. I really hope this helps!!!


im kicking off with freinds, beind down aroudn my girlfreind and its puttin her down, im stressing n my cousin as texted me their soem shags for me when he knwos i have a girlfreind and i showed my girlfreind and she was bein off, and now she was puttin down the fone on em when i tried with her. my school is make me have a downer, i need help i dont really knwo what im goin through. im always being depressed, aggresive, and having fantasies abotu gettin hit by a car (link)
Yeah! I really didn't understand most of this but from what I think you're saying is that you're going through a rough time and everyone goes through them. Everything will be alright like next week because things are always changing and so are people.


Define cheating in a love relatinsip (link)
I wouldn't consider making out cheating. Making out is just bad to do with another person if you're in love. Having oral sex or just plain sex would be cheating in a love realtionship. That's just what I believe. I've never been in love so what would I know? I really hope this helps though!


How can you tell if your girlfriend will become a whore and cheat in the future?!?!? What are some signs to lookout for now?!?!?


Thanx!!! (link)
Well, if she talks to a lot of other guys. If she's popular with the guys. If girls are really jealous of her and they say they hate her. If she talks about doing other guys in front of you. If she picks one of her many guy friends over you. Basically if she doesn't mind talking to other guys and hanging out with them. That's a future whore. I really hope this helps!


I would just like some tips on simple ways to win guys over. (link)
There's really no real tips in winning guys over. If you want to have a lot of fun with guys then just go out and have fun with them. You don't have to try hard though. Just be yourself. Guys can sense that you're trying really hard and it basically scares them away. I learned this the hard way. If you're looking for a serious boyfriend then you need to really consider being yourself because your serious boyfriend is suppose to like you for you. Don't be fake is my tip! I really hope this helps!


okay, so i was bored and i randomly texted my boyfriend and was like if you could do anything with me what would it be? and he texted back saying f**k you hard and long.. and he never talks like that, and never even acted like that, so it kind of freaked me out, so um what should i do?? (link)
Just make up another joke like "yeah, baby we can do it all nite long" So that he knows you're just kidding so he'll stop talking like that. You could be honest with him and ask him why he would say something like that because that's not how he usually talks to you. This would freak me out too. but I'm sure he has a really good reason to say something like that. I hope this helps!


i really like this boy we are really good friends.. theres sort of an age diffrence between us.. well 3 years. i wanna ell him so badly but everyone tells me i shouldnt.. cause then itl ruin our relationship... i dont know what to do i liked him since last year and im so tired of keeping it in .. i really wanna tel him but im scared he might not act or be the same maybe not even talk to me please help ? (link)
WEll, if you're underage like me then I would suggest that you just leave him alone. I messed with a boy that is 3 years older than me and I just got hurt and I learned my lesson too. If a guy likes you then more than likely they will tell you and try to get with you. If not then please don't push it. Older guys usually see girls three years younger than them like a little girl. Also you're probably not a challenge to him. He probably knows that he could get you just like that. So, that's why he seems to not want to go out with you. I was used by this guy and he really doesn't care. I really don't know why he doesn't like me because he messes with girls the same age as me. Maybe I'm ugly or something. All I know is he's a lot older than me and he is very mean. So I wouldnt do anything. I'm sorry if that was really bad advice. I hope its not!!!


13/f

Okay, I'm emo. Well, my other friends are emo too, but they cut themselves. I don't. I want to know, to be emo, do you have to cut yourself? People are spreading rumors that I cut myself and that I'm a pervert. I mean, sure I have a perverted mind, but I'm immature, give me a brake! can someone explain to me why they would say I cut myself, which I don't, even if I am emo. do I have to cut myself??? (link)
cutting yourself to fit in is really immature and if your so called friends are putting razors in your hand and telling you to do it because you'll be emo well then they're not your real friends. And EMO does not mean that you're all sad and you cut yourself emo doesn't mean emotional either. Its just someone who likes to wear black tight pants,dark hair,dark clothes and they usually have the "EMO HAIR". I sometimes even see them wearing black, thick rimmed glasses. Emo is just the way they look. It's a sterotype that all emo's cut themselves. My teacher in school explained this to me because she has emo friends and plus I thought the exact same thing. You can actually look up the word emo. Now, for you if you wanna be emo then just wear dark clothes and dye you hair black and wear those really tight pants. You don't have to cut yourself and don't listen to your immature friends. They are like what 13! Yeah that's not a mature age where you know everything to tell you the truth. WELL, I really hope you can explain to your friends what an emo kid is so you guys dont think it's all about cutting yourself.


On MTV The Hills, what do Whitney and Lauren actually do? Like what is the name of their job? (link)
Well Lauren Conrad and Whitney work at Teen Vouge. They do little simple jobs for models that model for Teen Vogue. Like if they are modeling a runway for the models in New York they have to go down there and help the models with their outfits. I think on one episode Lauren had to go somewhere and give somebody a dress. I'm really not sure what they do but something that has to do with fashion. On Laguna Beach Lauren Conrad said she would go to school to be a fashion designer and that's why on the hills she's in school.


i cannot stand my friend. she is mean to me. although sometimes she is nice. but i cannot endure anymore. i feel like we're a rollercoaster, switching between mean and nice. i will not elaborate on the reasons why. does anyone know how how i can stop being friends with someone? i think its easier to break up in a relationship but how do you do it with friendship? i have no idea. okay i do not want to talk things over with my friend because she is hard to deal with and that would not work. i do not want to stop talking to her completely. if there is anything i can say or whatever i can do to tell her i dont want to be friends with her anymore in a nice way? (link)
WEll, my friend and I went through this and we are no longer friends because she was just mean. We naturally faded out of friendship. I still talk to her when I see her. But she annoys me and I annoy her. That's why we never hang out. We have different lives now. Which is still okay. There's other people out there who need and want friends. So don't worry. If you guys start fading then let in happen. But if you guys are like meant to be friends then you'll know and just tell her that you feel like she doesnt care about your feelings anymore because she's always mean to you. She'll understand, but if so she doesnt care then just let it be. People come and go in your lives. Well ! I really hope this helps!


A guy goes into a drugstore to buy condoms.
"What size?" asks the clerk.

"Gee, I don't know."

"Go see Sophie in aisle 4." He goes over to see Sophie, who grabs him in the crotch, and yells, "Medium!" The guy is mortified! He hurries over to pay and leaves quickly.

Another guy comes in to buy condoms, and gets sent to Sophie in aisle 4. Sophie grabs him and yells, "Large!" The guy struts over to the register, pays, and leaves.

A high school kid comes in to buy condoms.

"What size?" The kid embarassedly says "I've never done this before. I don't know what size." The clerk sends him over to Sophie in aisle 4. She grabs him and yells "Clean up in aisle 4!"
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Umm.. this was very easy for me and it means he came, he skeeded. Whatever you want to call it. or he ejaculated because he had never done it before and she grabbed his penis and it made him cum.




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