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You see that man in that picture? That is me. I'm metal as all holy heck and I will give you answers so metal, you'll grow a beard. Even if you're a teenage girl.

So throw a question my way? "I like this guy and this guy, what do I do?" PICK THE ONE WHO LIKES METAL! "I've been feeling depressed lately, what should I do?" LISTEN TO SOME METAL! "I need help with my pre-calc homework." THE ANSWER IS METAL!

I can handle it all, I will not shy away from any question. May the metal be with you!

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okay.. so me and my boyfriend went out for almost 3 years.. we broke up on september 23rd.. and like ive been upset ever since then.. like i just wanted to take a break .. and he got all mad.. and we broke up..., and he had 2 GIRLFRIENDS since then.. and we broke up on a friday and he went out with one girl the next.. i was so upset.. like maybe he didnt love me.. seems like it right? well he was my everything.. and i cant get him off my mind.. he was so sweet but now hes a total jerk.. i mean he use to cry over me how cute is that.. can you please give me some advice i need some real bad.. i know i didnt exactly have a question but can you tell me how i should take care of this and stop being so upset..!! THANKS SO MUCH!!!

Move to a different country and forget he exsists.

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Can anyone give me tips on how to write a great 5 paragraph essay? I'm not great with keeping things in order when I write. I need an explanination of a "topic setence with TRANSITION". thanks for your help!

The online essay generators usually work for me.

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so im going to homecoming with this guy, lets call him Z. well z said that he didn't want my friends tagging along, cause that would make him nervous. i didn't really get it but I said its cool. But i've been thinking and what are we going to talk about for the whole time if its just us? And I don't even know how to dance really. How do you dance? Also, are you supposed to talk when you dance? Thanks in advance, homecoming is this friday and I'm freaking!

Tell Z that he is being silly. Homecoming is a time to be with your friends, so I'd go with them over Z. He probably just wants to take you back to a hotel room with a bathtub full of beer and get you drunk and unable to make proper decisions.

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I have two cats, one full grown and one almost full grown. Ive raised them together in my own apartment since they were both kittens, and they are bad. I try to train them and discipline them but they are just bad cats. They claw everything, jump in the windows and mess up my blinds, knock over cups containing drinks that stain, and jump up on counters and tables. I love these cats, but with all the damage they are causing, I don't know if I can keep them. I don't want to get rid of them. Someone said that getting them fixed calms them down, but is that true? What can I do to make my cats calm down and be good? Ive grown up with cats all my life, and this is the first time Ive had a discipline problem.

I think you should declaw the grey one, and remove the legs of the black one.

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ok my boyfriend told me that alot of times when guys have sleepovers they dare each other to give each other blow jobs and so like he told me he gave two of his friends bj's and his friend gave him one. A while after he told me that i gave him one but we werent protected and now im freaking out cuz im scared i might have gotten one. but could some one blowing him give him an std, if they didnt have one? we are both virgins also.. so is it possible that i might or he might have one? AND... can a virgin having sex with another virgin give one virgin herpies or somthing?

I'd answer this if I didn't think it was fake.

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13/f

Is 31A cup normal for my age?

just curious

As far as I know, your boob size just depends on who you are. They could never grow again, who knows.

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ok right this is gunna be kinda long i think..
so i know this boy lets call him fred from school and i like him and apparently he likes me LOADS cos ma m8 laura bf is like best mates wid fred any ways theres this freshers party in like 2 weeks and fred said to laura and her bf that we should all go as a 4 but he dosent know she told me lol
she said its so obvious he like me any way she thinks we should get together and make out and stuff.
i really really want to!! ive liked him for aaaages and i really want to be with him
so what kinda stuff should i do between now and the party to make him want me sooo much it hurts i always see him staring at me out the corner of my eye then when i look at him he always looks away.
we have the same friends we always talk on msn messenger but hardly ever at college.
what should i do between now and the party to make him want to be with me i know he does hes just shy!
ill rate 5's for good advice and 1's for anyone who says bad stuff
xoxox

You should learn to use periods. That was a major problem with your spelling. It is REALLY hard to follow a question when you have to guess when sentences end and start.

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i feel like a HORIBLE friend! One of my best friends...someone who i can tell evrything to even though we hang out with different crowds... told me he was gonna take half a pill of ecstacy... and well i talked to him about and i told him how i felt and he said he would consider it well i found out right now that he did take it since a message on a myspace syas he was doing it right then... and i feel like the worst friend... i dont know what to do.. I mean did i do everything i could. Its like ugh why would u do something so stupid!! I hate my self right now i keep asking myself if I still respect him and i dont know... i need advice cause i feel like the worst friend in the whole entire world since i didnt do a good enough job talking him out of it.

Why do you feel like a horrible friend??? You're the good friend since you voiced your concern about him about it. He's the bad friend for doing it anyway. Drugs (especially ecstasy) are stupid to do, and only cause pointless problems like this. Lose respect for him, let him know you're upset, he's a dipshit for even getting the stuff.

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My friend is really starting to scare me. O.K. he is REALLY nice and all but he started CUTTING himself! so im freakin out but i need sum advice 4 wut i should do !!! PlEaSe i need help!

He's probably doing it for attention because it's the cool thing to do nowadays. He probably has nothing wrong with him, or problems that aren't really "problems". Confront him about it, it's a really stupid trend to be following.

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ok iv been going out w/ this guy for a month and a few weeks ill call him jim well my neighbor ill call him bob comes over sometimes not very much now that im going out w/ jim bob comes over like 1 or twice a month me and bob have done stuff in the past cuz he kept on preasuring me until i say yes i make up excuses but they never work we had like a no strings attatched thing going on though and im afraid im gonna cheat on jim w/ bob cuz like its hard for me to say no and bob is always preasuring me to do stuff w/ him what r some good ways to say no to bob!!

You could start by placing periods at the ends of sentences. Giant run-on sentences are hard to read. Just tell Bob that you're with Jim now, he had better understand. He doesn't have much of a choice without doing illegal stuff, so just step up. Take some responsibility for the things you do.

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Can anybody tell me some really good hip-hop music.. i want some thats not popular and everyone is listening to it now-a-days. Something original.. Like Screens falling by SPM.. its not huge but its a good song. Like that. thanks

Hip-hop music is an oxymoron.

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my ears stick out soooooooo far i feel like dumbo.. what am i supposed to do .. should i staple them back? my dad just got a new nail gun , i think that woould work. suggestins PUH LEASE!!!

There is always plastic sugery, if you don't mind being made out of PLASTIC.

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how long would u say u should wait to have sex!!!

I'd say wait til you're 25, but thats just me.

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Well me and my girlfriend have been going out for a month and a half, and I really have fallen in love with her. She says she has too and I believe her. Now shes says though that she wants to take like a break for maybe about a week. Now during this break were suppose to be pretty much still going out, but with like no strings attached. She wants to make sure that if given the chance we wouldn't do anything with someone else or we could and see if we still felt the same way about each other. I understand why she wants to do this becuase we've both been done wrong by other gfs/bfs. She just wants to make sure the relationship lasts before diving in head first. I agreed to do this, but still want other people's opinions.

John
Age:16
Gender:male

Wait wait wait...


...not only are you absolutely in love too early, but she ALREADY wants to take a break to test it? It sounds fishy to me. I dunno, it doesn't seem like you guys have been together long enough or had much in this relationship to need this. I'd say keep a close eye on her.

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well ok here's the story..me n this 1 guy have been 2gether about 2 months ago but not as going out we were just 2gether that kind of a thing. i wanted him 2 ask me out but he just got dumped by his ex n he felt lonely so he was w/ me, i didnt care bcuz i really like this guy. after a week he stoped talking to me n i tried getting over him, right when i said im completely over him i saw him infront of my school n all those feelings came bak. i cryed when i came home. then 2night i saw him again n he huged me but he acts like nothing ever happened n it bothers me. i think he likes 1 of my friends but i like him a lot, i want 2 get over him but i cant. im usually a heart breaker or the big flirt but now im hurting. i dont know what 2 do n i really need help..plzzz!!

It seems the only reason he ended up even being with you was because he was lonely. You were rebound, I don't think he likes you. Just get over him, you'll end up feeling better in the end.

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Glad to see you got your column back! I looked last week and it said you were banned! What haps?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

It got banned because I was an asshole to people. I am very flattered though that you noticed I was gone. Anyways, to your question...

The chicken crossed the road because there was a forty foot killer robot on the side he was currently on.

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alright, so my birthday is comin up in the beginning of november. i want to have a party because i haven't had one since i was like 12 (im turning 15 now).. i had an idea for a party bus but i'm gunna save that for my 16th birthday. and i was thinking about having just a big party at my house, but i dont want my parents to be there ..so does anyone know of any good places to have one?

Bowling alleys are pretty fun, everyone loves bowling, and those who don't shouldn't be your friends. Those places that have video games and little rides outside are cool too, the smaller version of amusement parks. I'm not sure what they're called. Like a Chuck-E-Cheese for teens. Not sure what else a bunch of teenagers could do (legally, but I wouldn NOT advice that), possibly a group movie followed by one of the things I already mentioned.

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hey guys i was just wondering, can u shower w/ a tampon in...need reply's fast, i'm running late (i just got my period this morning) will rate high, much love

Tampons are hardcore objects so I'm pretty sure they can.

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8x-9=8x and 1/4x + 12= -1/4x Those two you can't solve for x right?

Well, the first one is impossible. The reasoning for this is you cannot subtract something from a number and have it still equal the same number. 5 minus 4 cannot equal 5 can it?

As for the second, x = -24. You end up moving the 1/4x to the other side, creating 12 = -1/2x. Then, you divide the -1/2 from both sides, making it -24 = x.

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what would be an equation that has no solution?

Not an equation that's for sure.

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