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dumbo ears


Question Posted Sunday October 2 2005, 12:11 am

my ears stick out soooooooo far i feel like dumbo.. what am i supposed to do .. should i staple them back? my dad just got a new nail gun , i think that woould work. suggestins PUH LEASE!!!

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cynicalladvice answered Tuesday October 4 2005, 11:40 pm:
Embrace your ears. That's how you were made. If people make fun of you then they aren't worthwhile. Don't stick stuff in your head to hold them back, you'll prolly die...

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fashion_frenzy06 answered Sunday October 2 2005, 8:42 pm:
wow, well just the thing that you can do is to wear one of those head band thingys that runners wear andjust put it around your ears, or wear a baseball cap when you can. the only thing else I can say is to NOT glue your ears down it will rip the skin and your ears will then be raw and i dont think you wanna have big ears and red ones either. Hope I helped.

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shrink2be answered Sunday October 2 2005, 5:02 pm:
bwahahahahahha
maaahahahamauhahaha hahaha
unless you want to get an infection, and possibly bleed in your BRAIN, NEVER EVER EVER EVER stapil your ears back.

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jenymca answered Sunday October 2 2005, 12:07 pm:
Staple back your ears! Aha lol...no, I'd say try styling your hair different so it covers your ears up more.

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Saynotogymclass answered Sunday October 2 2005, 7:52 am:
Um...don't staples yur ears. Then you'll look like a dog with its ears flat against his head. I suggest wearing big hoops because it take the attention of your ears and makes them look smaller.

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mysticpixie05 answered Sunday October 2 2005, 5:45 am:
Ima have to say that I agree with dude who posted before me...
Yes... that is exactly what you should to. Take and staple your ears down with dad's new nail gun... hell... thats the new solution to everything... just nail it with the nail gun. Hope it helps fix your problems!! =D

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vilelove answered Sunday October 2 2005, 5:37 am:
Wear big flashy earrings (unless you're not into those... but as long as they are big earrings). They'll make your ears look not-so-big and about them sticking out... well people won't notice. They'll be too distracted looking sat your earrings (that's why they should be flahsy... to get people's attention at them when people do look at your ears instead of your ears). And/Or put your front hair behind your ears and let the rest of your hair fall out covering your ears.
Good luck.

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sillyrob answered Sunday October 2 2005, 3:30 am:
There is always plastic sugery, if you don't mind being made out of PLASTIC.

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runz_with_scizzorz answered Sunday October 2 2005, 1:51 am:
dont worry about your ears. but if you really want to try and fix them, you need to put a hat over them. as in put a hat on your head and then tuck your ears back under them. im not sure you are gonna get what im saying but i hope you understand. i mean, it worked for my brother. his ears a SUPER huge. dont worry about the rating. im just here to help! hopefully, i did.

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bluejeanbaby answered Sunday October 2 2005, 1:48 am:
I'm sure it's not quite as bad as you think, but if you're feeling insecure about your ears there are two ways to deal with it.

1.) The psychologist "learn to love your little flaws that make you who you are"

or 2.) Make it work with your style and face. Key word? Hair, hair, hair! Wearing it tightly pulled back won't help much, so if you ever want to put it up, go for the kind of messy peices falling out look, or put it in a low ponytail and don't tuck the hair behind your ears. Also, you could get into wearing the kind of cloth headbands that go all the way around the back of your head, and bandanas. Ears peeking out of these look dorky anyway, so just put them over. (Even hiding half your ear would help.)
Want to wear your hair down? I hear you. You can side part your hair which will help the one side of it drape over that ear, AND give your face more dimension so things won't feel/look so rigid or disproportionate.
For a different tact, you could try balancing things out with dangly earrrings. if you wear ones that have basically long skinny chains coming down from them, they will make your ears appear thinner. I hope I have helped you, best of luck!

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