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ok im 14 and im a girl... my friend mike likes me and i like him only he doesnt know it yet and im afraid what he will say if i do tell him please help

Heh! He already likes ya! Theres nothing to worry about if he already does.... so tell em! go out with em ^_^

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There's this new guy at our school. We've already become really good friends and I've introduced him to some other people. But he doesn't seem to open up in public. (like on AIM we talk for hours, but at school it's just a simple "Hi") What can I do to make him feel more welcome?

Ask him to hang out with you! Make him feel wanted, and it seems you do. Hug him! Get to know him for awhile, and HUG!! >:P Hugs rock... Try and introduce him to some of your friends! The more the merrier. Just try and have him get to know veryone and hang out with you when possible ^_^

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I am African-American/Japanese and the guys that I am normally into are white skater types. Nobody I've ever really liked has liked me back, and I've been told it's because I'm too shy. Is it really because I'm too shy or is it because of race? Do guys really think about race?

African american ANDjapanese? Dude, this coming from a guy, you probably look like one handsome motherfu**er. Some guys tend to be racist, but thats because they never frigging grow up in their teens all the time!! I got lucky... race doesnt matter to me. I just have to like their personality

If you feel you feel comfortable with these skar types, then stick with em! They probabl like you for who you are, alot of skaters I know are kind of more matue than others.

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okay well i'm going on a graduation trip in a couple weeks, and i'm kinda having 2 little problems, lol. i'm a teenager, a girl. we bunk with 3 other girls if that helps. anyway..

1. I don't think I'll be able to fall asleep lmao because if I do, I can be a very heavy sleeper and I'm not sure if I trust anyone to wake me up. I don't want to be tired the next day, should I bring like Starbucks double shot expressos or something haha?

2. I have a weird fear of rollercoasters, and I don't know why. I think it might be because I'm afraid of something going wrong. Should I just go on one .. or what ? lol I just don't know, I don't want to be all screaming and embarrass myself either.

For the sleeping, a cell phone alarmw il DEFINITELY wake you up. Keeps you up too. On the coasters....

ROLLER COASTERS ROCK WOOOO!!!! -- ......

Umm... well, if you don't want to go on because you fear a fault in the architecture, just try not to think about it. The chances of a break happening are so low, /I/ never even worry about it. If its the height, it makes it all the better. That first fall to get the coaster going is great, the adrenaline rush is awesome o.o; And screaming? Cripes, thats the best part!! Scream your flipping lungs out! Thats the best part. Give the horns (rock on gesture) too while you're at it. >:P

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when i go to get a physical for cheerleading, nexy year willl they check to see if im a virgin..and if they do are they alowed to tell my parents???
thanx lotz!!!!
xoxox
leila

Ummm.... no? Being a virgin doesnt change your performance or anything.... the only person who can ever tell if you're a virgin is your gyneecologist or whomever you made love to.... The Gyne isnt allowed to tell anyone unless you say so, in fact no doctor is. So even if they do they aren't allowed to tell anyone. Its confidential information.. So no worries ^^

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actually i do have PS2 n N64, supernintedo..and a gameboy...the supernintendo doesnt work..i dk where the wire to the box to the tv is...i used the PS2 wire to hook the N64 n the TV up together..it comes out black n white (me n my friend were tempted to gett the SN n N64 to work..so thats what we did lol..n i have PS2 ..n i got bored out playing it bc i always played it like 24/7 n the gameboy..urmm i can do that..thx lol

Thats the ticket ^_^

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can someone help me. its finally raining here after not raining in about 2 weeks and now that its raining..its heavy raining! I can't go outside..nothing on TV..nothing good to do on-line..i can't go to the mall or the movies..and I doubt I'll be allowed to have anyone over..can someone help me? btw im a 15/f

Call an old friend (or just a friend) and talk! You can do other things. Read. Pick up The Dragonriders Of Pern by Anne McCaffrey :P Great bok series. Ummm.... try listening to music? Draw.... clean up a little? Masturbate? ( o.O; running out of ideas here, so give me a break ) Ummm.... I guess you dont have an Xbox or something....

How about board games? (stupid pun >: )) Ehhh... try to figure out how string theory works? :P That'll /definitely/ keep you busy.... for a few decades... >_o Heh. I'm all out of ideas for rainy days. I just bum around, stand in the shower and let the water do its relaxation a bit, read some and then just nap the day away. :3

Hope I helped somehow....

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Alright, so.. I'm torn between two people. I was asked to this dance, by a guy completely out of nowhere.. I mean, he was more of an older brother than anything.. I was hoping the guy I like would ask me, (( keep in mind I've liked him since sixth grade )). Anyway, so.. I'm not sure if should give up on my crush and try and like my friend.. or still hold onto my crush.. By the way, me and my crush are really good friends too.. have known eachother since kindergarden..

I would go for your friend. You know each other, and that makes things so much easier! You've got it made!! He could have feelings for you and you don't even know it. If you havent made a move on your crush by now, just let him go.... don't push your friend away for someone who could be in love with someone totally different. Go for your friend ^_^

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ok guyz this is mainly for you but gilrz you can answer this too if you'd like.
Ok but what i was wondering is.. how do i ask this guy that i completly love if he likes or loves me back? i want it to me in a sweet way not somthing that would sound like forcful...
plz help!
i rate high

You tell him you like him! Depending on how he reacts he will show whether he likes you or not. Try and make friends with him first, its kind of scary for us when a girl randomly walks up and says 'Hey, I really like you..' It's been done to me randomly, alot, and I turned them all down because it was, well.... scary. So get to know him first, ya got a whole summer break, yes? ;)

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Hey what progran can you use to make icons that move like?

Don't waste time trying to make things in Paint of some crap someone /made/ themselves. If you want to make some good animations, I suggest you go to www.macromedia.com and download their trial of the latest Flash MX. It comes with DreamWeaver, FlashPlayer, FireWorks(basically Photoshop) and FreeHand. What you'll want to do is use FlashPlayer. You can go to either
www.flashplayer.com/forum or just google the ways to do it ^^

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Is it a turnoff if a girl asks a guy out???

And can you like kinda clarify... i really need help... anyone... i rate high

Gomesy

It can be for some guys, maybe an 'assault on their masculinity'. I though would be flattered if a girl (whom I liked, if you please) asked me out. I'd love it, had it happen a,d went out once with each. Just because you date doesnt mean you have to be boyfriend/girlfriend.

If you want to ask a guy out, flirt a bit. Girls seems good at it... :P Then ask him! Bom, splat, its done ^^

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I believe in sex after marriage, but my boyfriend is persisiting i have sex with him. He aggrivates me ALL the time and I can see myself giving in. I know I will regret it as soon as I've done "the deed". I'm confused as to what I should do; should I choose the easy option and give in? or go by my wishes and wait?

Do NOT let him change your mind. What you think is what you think. You can have ORAL sex, and still maintain your virginity. He'll say 'Yeah, but we're together forever, remmeber?' Thats bullshit. Somewhere along the line you'll get into an argument and break up. It happens with teen relationships. You can have sex, but leave it to fingering, oral, foreplay kind of stuff. But since you believe in abstenance, stay away from intercourse. Stay with what you believe in. If ya need more help on this (all the oral junk, blah blah blah) PM me. I'm always here to help, particularily girls aged to my male one( :P yes I'm a dude, but what does that change? ), on touchy subjects like this.


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i really like this guy and we were at a party and i thought it would be fun to go to and have sex. ( hes really cool and popular) when we got to the bed i quikly changed my mind and said i didn't want to have sex. but i guess he didn't care. i don't feel like myself anymore since that nite. what should i do?

Dearest poor thing, you have been a victim of rape. I dont care if yo ulike him or not, ot if he's popular, drop that fucker to the cops like a rock in a well. He had sex with you, when you said that you didn't want to, even at the last second. That is wrong, IMO, this coming from a guy. I don't care how amorous a guy is, he'll just have to go to the bathroom and masturbate or something. Tell a police officer, a teacher, your principal, mother, father, etc. Just tell someone. You were taken advantage off and thats unacceptable. No man deserves to take a womans virginity, if they don't want that to happen, with them anyway. I can't ever imagine how it would be to be... forced into such an act, out of pure lust and no love at all. Just report him and get a pregnancy test. If you are pregnant, get an abortion, be damned anything anyone says. If you conceive a child that even you didnt want to risk (obviously he didnt care here either) you DESERVE an abortion. No way should you be a teenage mother because of some raunchy asshat.

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I have a friend that has been drinking and stuff. I've told her not to but i know she doesn't care. And now everybody is all like yeah i drink a lot and i've gotten drunk and smoked that. It seems like everybody smokes and drinks! it's crazy we're all still young! I don't do that kind of stuff and I feel weird like ppl think it's no big deal drinking and i say it's wrong and they think i'm weird. I'm so confused! does everybody do the drugs? i'm not going to start doing them but should i still speak up and say they're wrong?

Yes! By all means, keep saying how wrong they are! We are too young to be doing that crap, so keep it up!!! Do your best to get this through to them!

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i crack my neck and my friend thinks that it will make my neck all messed up when im older...is that true? i dont wanna be messed up when im old!!! lol
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No, not entirely. When you crack your neck you release a fluid buildup in your bones, which you dont need. Therefor helping yourself ^_^

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My mom was born in a foreign country, and their thoughts on things are a LOT diffent from the United States, and her thoughts are LOTS different than what I want to do. For example, she refuses to let me date, so I have to keep all my feelings for boys bottled up in my diary. She doesn't let me wear shorts (only capris) in the summer, so I end up burning up in my classrooms. I really need to tell her that these things might not be allowed where she grew up, but I don't live where she lives, and I need to have a LIFE! How can I tell her?

Tell her that you're in America, Land Of The Free (comes in limited quantities x.X ) And that you're a growing teen who needs rectification! Rebel my comrades! CHAAAARRGGGGE!!! X.X

Umm... well. Yeah. Try explaining to her that you have your own life, your own needs and wants. My parents want me to be the same as they were, goodie goodie 60's children. Bah. I live up to todays standards. If I buy something they don't approve of, I just shrug it off and let them take the time to deal with it

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Hi this is the chick that's sick and doesn't know why. I just got back from the doctor. The doctor checked for strep throat, took my blood pressure, and took a blood sample. Everything came out normal. She thought I was pregnant.. I don't exactly know why she thought that.. but that's not possible because I'm a virgin. So she basically said I'm ok.. but anyone who saw me yesterday knows I'm not ok. Should I get another opinion or stop worrying?

I've had this feeling sometimes, like I was about to die of some horrfying uncureable disease only God could get rid of. It turned out to be an allergic reaction to something I ate >:P Might want to watch your diet, but if other bad stuff starts to happen, I'd say go straight back to the doctor, if not another....

Pregnant? Umm.... -blink- Yeeeah. Unless your the next Virgin Mary, that's not the problem. o.O; Abstenance all the way! :3 Call be back if you have /any/ more problems! I love helping people ^___^

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A couple nights ago I got the worst feeling.. like something was TERRIBLY wrong but everyone and everything ended up being okay. So I don't know why I got that feeling. But lately, i started noticing bruises and discolorations on my body. Most of them don't hurt. Then today i started getting sick.. like i could barely breathe, i was dizzy, my head was pounding, and i blacked out a few times. I don't know what's wrong. Someone please help me.. and please be serious.. this isn't funny at all. I'm really scared.

Alot of the people who dont take this kinda stuf seriously are assholes, who desvere 1's. So ignore them.

I dont have the slightest clue as to what it may be, and because I've never heard of this, I suggest you see a physician /IMMEDIATELY/. This could be very serious and harmful to your health, and it would be bad if you never even knew what was going on. Tell your parents and have them take you to a doctor ASAP.

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ok, i really like this guy and he wants to make-out with me and i really want to make-out with him. the only problem is that i've never made-out or even kissed before so i don't want to seem like a total looser. he's a very trusting and understanding guy and already said he didn't want to rush me and everything for which i am grateful, but eventually i'll have to learn. does ne one have ne tips or have any ideas on where we should make-out (my parents don't know and i don't want them to) and when we make-out, what should i do?

Where, I'd say a movie or somewhere where you can be alone, without worrying of anyone finding you. As to how to do it, it'll come naturally. The body just kind of goes into autopilot when you do start to kiss him.. Hope that helps :D

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i know that pneumatics means mechanical properties of air and other gases, and how it works and stuff like that. i guess i dont understand it enough to know examples of it though. what would some examples be? thanks

Air compressors, car shocks (hydraulics) etc. Google it, you'll get more ^_^

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