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Ok.....so guys...people at school call me a slut like all the girls and stuff...but i really don't think I am...and like they all say that guys love sluts..but i dont know....i meen I really dont think I am a slut..but guys do you like sluts or no...and what turns you on about a girl the most???

thanks

I want someone pure and honest. Not someone who bangs every other guy in eye's sight.

Boob's and an ass tend to get me twitchy, though.

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ok, i lost my virginity july 2004, the nxt time i had sex was July 2005 (a year later) after i was bleeding like crazzy, it was almost like i had my period for a few hours, eventually it stopped but it was kinda gross and i dono wat to think . . . gimme your advise PLEASE

It's possible you didn't 'take care', I'd think, of the muscles in your vagina. The first sexual anything involving intercourse is harsh on your genital area, so things can be raw, and like most other skin, if you don't tend to it enough (if you get my drift) it may just be as raw as it was the first time.

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14/f Ok so i have nothing to do this summer and I've been riding my bike to K-mart and stealing. I know its wrong, but its k-mart. I got some thongs---my mom don't let me wear them so i pissed her off and some hair dye which pissed her off even more. But i want something better to do with my summer besides a life of crime. Any suggestions?

It's K-Mart? Mmmk, they're screwed, might as well profit off their suck-ness. :P Really though, try not to do that...

Uhh... read? I found an addiction to reading a book series this summer
/curse AnneMcCaffrey

Hmm... Listen to music? Hang with friends, get a diet/workout plan started... See which style of Axe gets the most attention from women? Check out the new Gorillaz CD... Watch the Daily Show! X.x -hopeless-

That's my two cent..

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what should i name my dog?

Wow. I seriously doubt that person typed all that....

Ummm... think about things you like.

I don't like to give names because thats what *I'd* name it.

Think of a food maybe? Our dog is Angus for some reason.. weird Georgians.. o.O

Food, objects, people, sayings, songs, celebrities, think of it all. You'll find something. Max sounds cool though.

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do most guys prefer shaved or trimed? if so how should i shave .. whats the most shave and clean way

For me? Shaved, just so much easier I'd assume. And easier to pleasure the woman, of course. Not any good if you can't reach the clitoris because of hair clutter....

But if you keep it under control, that's cool too. So I guess it's a preference thing.

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Okay.. I know this question has probably been asked before, but I have never found an answer that actually answers my question.

I've been having sex for almost a year now. I can never actually feel an orgasm. I don't get that "feeling" people talk about.

Why is this..

I would think that if a woman was having sex (intercourse I'm assuming) then, well, the clitoris simply isn't getting enough stimulation. Your pleasure nerves are mostly there, not in your vagina/cervix. That may be the reason.

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ok here i go, i'm 16, and my gf wants to have sex, i'm ready, but i don't know if "it" should be shaved. help please??!!

Well, in my opinion (and most guys too) hair in areas other than your head is not exactly feminine, so yes.

But you don't need to shave it, just tame it. Shape it too if you like. Or wax it (ouch, sensitive area there. x.x) sp you won't have to deal with it again >_>

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ok i dont masterbate and i dont fingure myself.. my mom always taught me when i was young to never play with myself down there and so i have always learned not to.. i dont mind if a guy does it but i cant do it myself... my friend told me that it is unhealthy.. is this true?? if so how can i change it?

Well, most parents teach their kids not to do that because it's just kind of weird (and disturbing) if a 5 year old is masturbating. Your friend obviously doesn't pay attention or use common sense. Masturbating, fingering or jacking off, what have you, is more good for you than anything. So no, it isn't unhealthy to masturbate.

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what does masterbateing do for a guy??

Umm...

Well for one thing, it's how we get off, aka we do ourselves.

It's also healthy. Keeping too much fluid in the prostate for too long (aka 2 weeks or so ) can actually cause prostate cancer. So it's *good* for us to masturbate. Also a habit to get into because of the pleasure.

Also, if done correctly, it can even increase penis size slightly. If done correctly, mind you. -blink-

(damn late hours e.e )

♥EJ(ST)

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hey there!
is the age for a girl to be in playboy 18 or 21? i am unsure because i have heard both. thankyou!

The age is 18, since that's when parents aren't legally responsible for your actions (mostly the stupid idiotic ones. ) 21 is the legal /drinking/ age. :P That's a given, though.. o.O;

♥EJ(ST)

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okay i like this guy and i just talked to him and he said he could see me as a potential girlfriend, but i have no diea what that means. He aslo just got out of a dirty breakup (they were goin out for 8 months) so what is he trying to tell me?? please please help!!

It means he likes you and wants to date. Simple as that! :P

♥EJ(ST)

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i was wondering if there was any fun way to clean because i hate it.

I make cleaning fun by turning on some really livining(sp) music. Daft Punk or some other kind of electronica, maybe headbanging music? You can clean while you throw the horns for Godsmack or dance like a mecha to Mr. Roboto while dusting the monitor? :P Music is the answer!

♥EJ(ST)

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Everyone is saying that my boyfriend is bi! Even my bestest friends! It's really annoying! I don't think he is but everyone else does! I know I should just go with what I think and ignore all of them, but it's really hard for me to do. He is soo cool and nice and hott! And I don't want everyone thinking that, cause it might ruin my rep. too!! Help me please!!

Ok, so he may be bi? Whats wrong with that? Tell them to go cram a wine cork up their ass, along with a rose stem and maybe so hot oil. If he is, hey, you've got threesome potential. If he isn't, ok. You know he is or isn't, no one else does, it's none of their business. If someone acuses me of being gay I just shrug and say maybe I am, even though I know I'm not. I don't care what they think about me.

Reputation may be a big deal in highschool, but afterwards it's not going to mean crap. That's why I don't bother with it either. Ok, so someone thinks I'm a loser because I like Daft Punk /and/ Motley Crew? That's great. They can keep on thinking that, cuz after college.... It's not going to matter. o.O;

♥EJ(ST)

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Does anyone know any websites where I can download mp3s for free or really cheap?
Thanks

There aren't anymore. All shut down by the government, since free downloads are illegal. Try Limewire or Napster.

♥EJ(ST)

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okay me and my boyfriend usually use a condom but about three weeks ago we just used the withdrawal method i wasnt ovulating(i know this becasue ive always had a perfect 28 day cycle) i took a pregnancy test two weeks after which came back negative. i havent missed my period nor do i have any of the symptoms but i am a worry wart i dont think im pregnant but i need a second opion????what do you think?

The fact is, pregnancy can take place if /any/ sperm is released. Most guys think they have it under control, but when they're stimulated precum is constantly leaking out. Sometimes precum has even more sperm than the regular ejaculate fluid... but if your test has coem back negative, be happy. Try again in a week or two just to be sure if you're not satisfied. Chances are if the test came back - first though, you're good. Make sure to use them condoms though :3

♥EJ(ST)

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my whole body isnt that fat except my stomach. i hate my stomach cause its fat.. what are some GREAT exercises i can do to make it flat ?

Exactly what the question subject says. Do alot of crunches to beef up your abs. Also there is the crunch from one side to the other. Running jogging or long walks are also good. Work for me >:D

♥EJ(ST)

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*13 f*

i'm goin out with this guy n i like him alot...but i keep thinkin...is he goin out with me cuz he really likes me or is he jus goin out with me cuz hes desperate for a g/f? wut should i do to know if he really likes me or not? HELP!

This is the way alot of relationships screw up. One thinks bad things about the other, and everything goes wrong.... don't think these kind of thoughts unless you have reason. There aren't many ways to tell if he likes you.... other than he's always being sweet and reminding you he loves you, but thats never surefire. You simply need to have faith in him...

♥EJ(ST)

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Well people say when your horny and things you get wet and you juice? Well when I'm horny I dont think I juice because i dont feel wet or anything but I do feel tingerly down below is this juicing or what? Or is it a orgasim and actually.. how do you know if you have a orgasim?

It's different with every woman. Some create a lot of lubricational fluid, some don't, but the more or less vaginal fluid doesn't signify being turned on. That'd be like saying a guy is only turned on when he has a dripping-mad-like erection, which we all know isn't true at all.

You can tell when you have an orgasm when you feel a really huge tingling sensation, and most of it is involuntary muscle contractions, sometime with fluid ejaculate, however rare that is in females.

♥EJ(ST)

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ok i am 16 and all my friends say they have had sex i feel i am the only one that has not.what shall i do?they keep asking me if i have had sex?

Ok, so they had sex? Big deal. They must be the kinds who don't consider love making a thing of, well - love! If you're goign to have sex, make sure you do it with the right man who'll be there forever. Which means no in highschool since all guys, yes I am ratting my own gender out, are complete assholes and will do anything. /Anything./

So don't give in to peer pressure. It's hard, but you at least know you're doing the right thing.

♥EJ(ST)

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Okay, well.. this was my first time having sex. but it was like a spur of the moment thing and i didnt even realize it was going to happen. but i was like no i cant get pregnant but he said that if he didnt keep it in long enough to ejaculate that there was no chance that i could get pregnant, is this true?

No, it isn't true.... precum seeps out of the penis constantly when a guy is really rowdy. Any sexual intercourse is risky business.

♥EJ(ST)

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