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how do i get a guy to lay off my butt? he thinks hes slick and he can touch it whenever he wants. i've told him to stop and its not so serious to tell a teacher or w/e cus when i say stop hes like well i dont want u to file a sexual harrassment suit on me but the next day he does it again. what to do... (link)
tell him in a serious manner about it n tell him......"seriously last time, u do it again n ull have a sexual harassment suit on ur hands" that should scare him

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um...well im 5'7" and i weigh 140 at most.am i over wieght? (link)
nah u not. u jus in between so u good. n if nebody tell u different then tell them to go fuck themselves



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ok me and this guy had been talking for along time, and i knew he was gay, but i started growing feelings for him, as more than a best friend. and over the time, he said that he had grown feelings for me too. well one day we did some things and now he is talkin bout how he kinda likes this other girl. i mean he is bi now, but i dont like that fact that he said he jus wanted to b with me, and then he likes someone else. what do i do? (link)
u gotta watch out wen a guy tells u he only wants to b with u. cuz sumthimes they b sayin dat to get into ur pants. u gotta decide whether u believe that person or not.it ight if u dont always make the rite decision cuz thats how u learn........u make mistake n u learn from those mistakes. keep searchin for that perfect guy hell come at u eventually. n also be proud of urself for turnin a gay dude sorta straight. u dun the unthinkable.lol dont be afraid to write me bak


i have a pretty good life how come i am not happy (link)
mayb even though u have a pretty good life u have unresolved tension or anger building up inside of u. if thats the case than ur prolly ignorin it to stay positive about everything but wen it buildsup it mixes human emotions. n if thats not the case than go 2 da mall and max out ur dads credit cards


If you cut yourself once...then realize what you've done is stupid..should you seak help? (link)
Well, You shouldn't be doing it in the first place. First ask yourself: Why did I do this? What were the reasons? Do I have urges to do this again? And if you do think you will do it again, then seek help, before you do it again. Hope that helps some.


well after seeing my ex yesterday.....today when we were talking he keeps on talkin about other girls and everything and that they are cutter and prettier than me and it really hurts....he keeps on telling me how all the other girls are all over me and it really hurts b/c before i went to see him yesterday, he thought i waz da finnest gurl and sweetest and everything and now everything itz so weird...im so sad...wut do ya think????? am i not good enough for him :(?? he is not that fine but he is okay.... (link)
ah hell no. its vice versa. u TOO good for him. ppl lyk that come n go. one minute their the nicest person in the world.......next their talkin behind ur bak. hes jus sayin that stuff to make u feel bad. n its workin. u cant let him do that 2 u.ppl r gonna try to manipulate u into doin stuff ur whole life.....u jus gotta realize wen its happenin.its not ur fault, u learnin jus lyk every1 else in da world.if u no u look good than thats all that fuckin mattas. if he dont c that than he must need glass.lol u no wut im sayin. 4get that asshole. by the way my friend went through the same thing n i kinda helped her through it. if u want i can give u her sn n she can give u advice on how to deal wit stuff.


I want to earn money and I'm really smart so I figured I would tutor people since my mom wouldnt let me babysit. Can anyone help me with tips on what I need to get started? (link)
well if u have enough money u could probably put a small ad in the newspaper....n u could try printing out flyers n leaving them on ur neighbors doorsteps (u no the 1s where u no theres kids in the households)n theyll want proof so if ur as smart as u say u r than give them a photcopy of ur report card to show ur the real deal.
hope i helped


How many people regret their time having sex?

* raises hand * (link)
sex is a wonderful thing between two ppl. i personally am waiting for the perfect time to do it but wen that moment comes its gonna be perfect.i want candles n rose pedals n everythin. but im sure wen that happens even though ill feel theres been a weight lifted off my shoulders ill also feel a huge regret. its not a bad thing. ever1 goes through regret. but hey atleast u no u got tht outta the way n theres one more thing to cross of ur list of things to do b4 u die.

hope i answered ur question


If you cut yourself once...then realize what you've done is stupid..should you seak help? (link)
well i think the reason u cut urself dat 1 time is cause u seen it in lyk movies n tv n stuff or mayb u have friends that cut? its pretty natural for the human body 2 be curious. but im not gonna lie it is a reely stupid thing to be curious about.but if u realize that wut uve done is reely stupid than i think u should be good. ur not crazy so dont think u r. n its also natural for ppl to cry. lol hope i helped


How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsi pop?

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I've had alot of time on my hands one day and I did that. What I concluded was it took me 1,353 licks to get to the center of a tottsi pop. Hope it helps!


What does the term "in heat" mean when referring to animals? I just know it's somthing sexual.. (link)
The term "in heat" means that the animal is in their period.


i babysit this child whom is eleven. She is a very impresionable child, she goes on to the internet to meet boyfriends and cuts herself.what should i do? (link)
Talk to her mother about it. Immediately. She's in a lot of danger here. If she's cutting herself, it's probably because one of her friends does it, and she could hit an artery and die. Also, she should not have an online boyfriend. Get your butt to her parents and talk to them the next time you're there.


ohhh... this is like a wierd quest... but im 12 goin on thirteen and i have something white that smells really bad everyday on my panties? is this normal. it smells strong! and it's making me smell bad under there! (link)
Go to your doctor. If it smells bad and is clumping, it's a yeast infection, which should be treated immediately. It's also not a weird question; one should always be informed about their personal health.


well i have this boyfriend in real life!!right..but i meet this dude on the internet..and he wanted to go out with me!!and i said yes..my boyfriend in real life said he didnt care if i had an internet boyfriend..the internet boyfriend said were never going to meet anyway so y do i care if you have a real boyfriend..but my friend said it was dangerous to have a internet boyfriend becasue you never now if hes lieing to you about his age..or he couild be a police officer..and then i wouild get in trouble..well i really trust my internet boyfriend..but my friend told me to watch out on the internet..and she told me to never do or say anyhting bad because alot of cops go in to chatrooms!!well i dont no what to do!!do what my friends telling me to do or dont belive her and do what i want to do ...if you have other comments plz tell me.. need help!!oo..i am a girl and i am 12 years old..yes hard to belive haveing this problem at 12 but its true...
-ANOUMYS!!!PLZ HELP ME!!!!!!QUICK I REALLY NEED ADVICE!!
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Listen to your friend. Internet dating is EXTREMELY dangerous, especially at your age. Dump your Internet boyfriend immediately, and never, ever give out your last name, address, phone number, city, or a photo of yourself on the Internet. Please try to be careful, as even if you think you're savvy, that's how people get tricked. Don't be insulted, because intelligent people are more likely to be trusting.


what should i do for fun in the summer?? (link)
hang out with friends, go to the pool, have people over at your house, go to the movies, go hang out at the park . WHATEVER YOU WANT THAT YOU ENJOY !


I dont believe in God, or Satan, or heaven and hell. I think its just a story told to us to try and make us act like better people. Please comment. (link)
I partially agree. I think it is just a story, but I'm not quite an athiest. I just kind of believe in whatever I come up with. It's fun not to be bound by religion, but religion can also be a good thing. It can give you reassurance about the afterlife. (woah, that's kinda deep. O_O;;)


if you could be anyone in the world alive or dead who would u be? (link)
I don't know. Gackt! Or Kyo. Or Miyavi.... *names 20 billion J-rockers, anime artists, and such-and-such for a few more days)... and the inventor of ice cream and Stephen King and...
Okay, so there are too many to list. But these questions can be really difficult for some people! ...*crickets chirp*...-.-"


Hey, i have a problem. I have this friend and she has a Boy Friend i really want to spend more time with her but she always is talking about him or with him. I HATE IT. i really hope you can help me with this problem, thanks.
Amy =( (link)
I know how you feel. It can be really annoying when friends talk about nothing but boys. Ask her to please stop talking about him 24/7, but be nice about it. Say something like, "Hey, I know he's your boyfriend and all, but I'd like to know what else is going on in your life." You know, something nice. If she's a good friend, which I'm sure she is, then she'll tone it down with the whole obsessive thing. Good luck~


I'm 24 and I recently got married. The problem is that my mother is horrible to me. She has always been. She refused to be involved with the wedding in anyway, she refuses to have contact with my kids because she says they are bad(how bad can a 4and 2 year old and a 10 month old be?), she hates my husband and says its his fault she won't come around. She does not "allow" me to talk to my 17 year old brother unless she is there. And she won't allow me to see my daughter that she conned me into letting her adopt. That's not how mothers are supposed to treat their children. She recently told me she doesn't want to see me anymore. Should I just cut her out of my life and let it be? (link)
I think that you should try to work it out, but if she keeps on doing that, then don't let her reck your life. Those are some awful things she is doing to you, so just try to work things out with her. Sit her down and have a talk. It's your life, not hers, and you can decide who you get to marry, but if she says she doesn't like the person ask her why and is there anything he can do to change her mind about him. I really hope this helped!!!! ~*~Amy~*~


hey i was wondering if this is kool to do this, im a guy and didnt know if it was "OK" to hit my girlfrinds ass, when i see em? (link)
I'm sorry, but I know everyone else said it's not cool, but I would like that, because it would be kind of flirting, and I love flirting. But you need to think, that is not really respectful, so you need to ASK your girl if it's okay. Hope this help.


P.S. I wouldn't mind if my bf (Jordan) did it, but if it was someone else then I would DEFINTLEY CARE!!




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