Matt's advice column

Liar by Megadeth is perfect!

Dave Mustaine wrote it about Chris Poland after Poland pawned off all his guitar shit for heroin.

But what are friends for, right?

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i have a bf and we dont talk much we have fights alot but we make up again idk what to do =-[
plz help me

You should break up with him and become a luchadore.

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when your getting fingerd what do you do? just sit there???? wouldnt that be akward lol

Be productive and knit him a few socks or a beanie or something.

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what is the most effective way of not getting pregnant besides the pill or abstinence?

17/female

Recite the Lord's Prayer prior to intercourse.

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I have this girlfriend that was 11 and had a 15 year old boyfriend that she kissed and i'm going out with her and it kinda grosses me out that she went out with a 15 year old so what should i do?

http://blogofwishes.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/japanese-micro-transformers-2.jpg

Focus on these for the next 2-3 years.

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Alright, I'm a virgin for the time-being. I will probably lose my virginity in the next 2 and a half weeks to my boyfriend (of on and off 4 years). Whenever I finger myself or when he fingers me, I can't feel anything except when he is stimulating my clit. Help? Thanks!

Most women cannot orgasm through intercourse.

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In my dream, I made an account on a website with my best friend Rachel. On this account, we had a default picture of the two of us and we posted on a forum. Everyone on the forum thought I was Rachel because, well, Rachel is commonly known as a female name. Rachel was the stereotypical "emo" boy. Well anyways. In reality, I do not know any boys by the name of Rachel, but in my dream, we were best friends. Now I can't stop thinking about him. Does this mean anything??

No.

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i need songs about entering like new segments of your life, like hard times and over coming the obstacles

stuff that sounds like: valencia, four year strong, the cab, a day to remember, a change of pace, hit the lights, forever the sickest kids, metro station

or even specific songs by those bands

just anything about getting through rough times

thank you (:

Forty Six & 2 for sure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tja6_h4lT6A

Keep an open mind.

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I was just curious to know, who you want to win the election '08?

My mom and i want obama, but literally the rest of my family wants mccain. I just would like to see how many people want obama, and how many want mccain.

All answers will help :]

Thanks!

I wouldn't vote for either of them.

And the reasons I've heard from people on why they're voting for Obama are nothing short of idiotic, for the most part. "It's time for a black man to be president". "I don't want another old white guy." "He's young!". "McCain is old!"

Obama is the sexy pick, which is why he's ahead in the polls. However, I do not believe it will be a substantial victory if either candidate wins.

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whenever im not with my boyfriend, all i ever talk about is him. like CONSTANTLY. and im like always depressed when im not with him... is that like, weird?

It's not weird.

However, it's really fucking annoying.

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i can't decide which one of the new ipod nano colors i like the best. i think i've narrowed it down to purple, orange, and red. i just need some opinions to maybe sway mine, haha. here's the link if you haven't seen them:

http://www.apple.com/ipodnano/

I think you should go with the purple.

I don't know why, I just think you should.

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So there is this guy at school and we might end up having a "thing". There are a couple problems though, i dont find him attractive at all. He also also completely not my type (i am kind of edgy and hes not at all). also at my school, status depends on how much money you have. Unfortunately he doesnt have any really. However, there is just something about him.

should i still go for it even considering these things?

Caring about how much money he has (you do, otherwise you wouldn't have mentioned it) is the least edgy thing I've ever heard of.

Should you go for him considering what? That he's not the type of guy you're usually into? That he doesn't have any money?

I think he's better off without someone that gives a shit about those things.

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okay so i REALLY know nothing about viruses and stuff.
but i do know not to download something right away.

this thing called ANTIVIRUS2009 popped up and said im infected with trogan and something else [i forgot]

so like please can someone tell me if this is real and if it is its safe to download?

please answer because that stupid thing keeps popping up and i DO NOT want my brother to see it because its his computer >.<
please!!

Don't download that. Download this;

http://lavasoft.com/products/ad_aware_free.php

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ok well
i made out w/ this dude 3 times
and i dont no if he likes me because my friends say he does that with younger people alll the time butim not sure what to think
im 13 and hes 16
helpp!

No, he does not like you.

The thought of a 16 year old having feelings for a 13 year old is disturbing and laughable at the same time.

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Ok, um i'm 13 year's old and i really like this guy but the problem is he lives mega far away and he's older than be by a couple year's. He say'd he like's me alot. And that since i love him and he loves me we should be together, idk what too do. so is this ment too be or not?
Thanks in advance

No, it's not.

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okay, my gym teacher assighned homework?!

yea i did it all but i can't figure out what

Beamed RBI
&
Infield Fly Rule

are in softball help?!

I don't know what the hell a beamed RBI is, and I have never heard of that. RBI stands for runs batted in, if that helps.

The Infield Fly Rule is a lovely rule designed to keep the game fair.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infield_fly

That explains it quite well.

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Me and my girlfriend were at a (female) friend's place recently for a party. To cut a long story short, a large quantity of liquor was consumed, and we ended up sharing her bed.

We ended up fooling around rather a lot... her one rule was not reaching 4th with the friend. This was okay, this was permitted.

It was in the morning that things went badly - her friend was still rather affectionate, but I was told that this morning was the end of it. My girlfriend fell asleep again and the affection was returned. Halfway through it all she woke up again.

Needless to say, we are in trouble.

I went through a big show of assuring her that it was all okay, that it meant nothing to me and that she had nothing to worry about.

I just wish I felt that sure.

I assume by 4th you mean a homerun, as in intercourse.

Honestly, I'm not sure which is more bizarre; your girlfriend letting you fool around with her friend, or you actually doing it. That is not a normal relationship. You are friends with benefits that are slightly more possessive. That is all. To disagree is simply denial.

I find your choice of words when you say "a big show" as having fascinating undertones. Your entire relationship is just this show; nothing is real, the emotion and feelings are not exclusive, and the usage of the words boyfriend and girlfriend is for status only. It's not built on anything.

If you're looking for a real relationship with real boundaries and real feelings, you will not find it with this girl.

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i'm really nervous about uploading a pic of myself on myspace.
My whole family has been threatening me.
"If you put a picture of yourself on myspace some guy can scan your picture and get your adress and stuff and stalk u and rape you"

im really scared!
haha but all my friends do it and they done get raped!
what should i do?

Scanning your picture does not randomly spew your address out to a potential rapist.

If you were to go on myspace and list your address, your picture could serve as a guide for your rapist friend on who is his target/future rapee/etc.

As long as you don't put up idiotic personal information about yourself, you should be safe.

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