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I am a male, I'm 17. I really like this girl in my grade - I've liked her for over 2 years now, but I've never had the courage to tell her. Just recently, I finally got the courage to ask her to a movie - but I realized that she had plans for the evening so that didn't work out. I phoned her the next day, asking for another movie, but this time I got the answer that she had "plans" I just don't know what to do. How can I find out if shes trying to ditch me, or if shes actually busy. I don't know what to do. Please, if some one can help. I just - I think of her at every moment, I see her eyes all the time, I don't find anyone attractive anymore, I've started to write poetry - What can I possibly do? (link)
keep trying. if you get 4 "i have plans" it might be time to give up. also, if you get a "ok, but call me back right before to confirm" thats also a really bad sign. you can also try flat out asking her if she is just trying to be nice. good luck.


What do you do when you want to comite sucicide? I seriously am considering how, but i don't know. (link)
its always said, suicide is a permenant solution to a temporary problem. if you post about your problems here, you can get help for them directly. you can go to a psychiatrist, or your school councelor for help. they can help you work through your problems, or if they see fit prescribe you medication. if you want more specific help send me a question to my inbox.


what's a ghetto? the dictionaries all have like scientific words that don't make sense (link)
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ghetto

that one should be good enough


whats a hooka?? (link)
http://www.statecoupons.com/events/eeikbluidbyyxin4nj52cz45-1/hooka.jpg

generarly used for smoking tobacco, or hashish.


is it weird that i have never been in a relationship before and im already 15??? it just seems like a lot of my friends have already had a bf/gf. is their something wrong with me? (link)
no there is nothing wrong with you. most relationships before high school arent really relationships. they are more like "i like you heeheee you like me too? ok we are going out now, see you in class tomorow, bye"

its not weird not to have had one at 15, your time will come.


Alright... so my boyfriend and I have been have been having intercourse for like 4 months now. I was his first ever. The first time we did it, he didn't come. Isn't that unusual for a first time guy?! And lately when we do it, he is hard when he goes in, and then he gets soft inside of me and he cant get it back up. And I feel nothing really... no pleasure at all. What does that mean? Another thing that is bugging me is when I want to please him (orally) because i want to please him, he usually stops me and says that he is happy just being with me and he says he doesn't need for me to finish him. Honestly, what guy would not want that?! He is always giving and not receiving (even though i want to give). I was just asking if there are any really good tips you know that would arouse him, or make him have greater interest in doing it. Both of my issues that I am having are confusing and I have no idea what the problem is! Please help!! (link)
wow that is pretty odd. the only explanation i can think of, is that he has some kind of erectile dysfunction. he probably knows it, and doesnt want you to know it, which is why he isnt letting you please him. this makes nonmedical solutions hard to come up with. the best one i can give you is try pleasing him in other ways besides through the penis. a guy's body is basically one giant gspot. on some guys the nipples are sensitive. there is also the taint (the area between the butt and penis) but that might be too close for comfort for him. the neck can be sensitve as well.

of course there really is the possibility that he is just a giver, and really prefers it, in which case you can take comfort in the fact that he is getting pleassure from pleasing you.


I always like the guys who are nice to everyone. Which is great, but I can never tell if they're just being nice to me, or flirting with me. How can I tell if a nice guy is just being nice, or if he really likes me? (link)
the thing about nice guys is, we are often too shy to actualy make a move on a girl. its fairly difficult to know if a guy likes you, but if there is enoughe for you to be thinking he might, he probably does. you can always try making the first move, and even if he doesnt like you, hes a nice guy, so hell probably be nice about it.


okay so i hang out with this guy all the time and last night it was clear that he wanted to kiss me and he hinted at it but i just couldn't do it! i wanted to, but i think i was afraid i'd suck at it or something.
now i'm really mad that i didn't do it.

seriously is that a legitimate fear? that i'll be a horrible kisser? or am i just being paranoid and have nothing to worry about? (link)
generarly, guys are too happy to be getting kissed to notice that the girl is a bad kisser. so unless you like bite off a chunk of his tongue, itll be fine.


ok so i'm 15, lez, and there's this girl at my school who's also bi, or maybe gay and she's a junior, but is only like a year and a half older than me. she's experienced and is currently with a senior. The thing is, they've only been going out a couple weeks, the girl she's dating is a senior who is not pretty or interesting or anything, and i'm pretty sure she's just going out with her to get back at her ex. Anyways, i like her soooo much! i've never been with a girl, but she's the only thing i think about! unfortunately she's a year and a half older than me! sometimes i feel like she likes me, but we're just kind of mutual friends, we have a class together and talk once in a while but have never hung out alone or anything. Well anyways i'm just wondering whether i should tell her? or not. and if so, should i wait till i get back to school in january or should i tell her on im or something this week. My best friend is also friends with her, so what should i do? I guess these are my options:

1. tell her myself over break
2. tell her when we get back to school
3. see if my friend can talk to her and maybe hint that i like her
4. not tell her at all and try to forget about this because i have no chance with her
5. or not tell her just flirt and stuff- and if you think this is the best option, give me some tips please

*alot of people said aske her to hang out-that's not really an option, it would be way awkward, we both have our own friends

** one more question- when we are around other people and pass each other in the hall, we might talk for a second or smile a little, but if i ever just pass her we always kind of stare deep into each others eyes. do you think she will realize i like her if i keep doing this? or should a give her a flirty smile or something??


thanks i rate high (link)
you really shouldnt try to get with her while shes in a relationship. if you are sure that its soo bad then it will be over soon, and then you can be there for her, and then tell her you are intrested.


My bf and I (15 f) are thinking about having sex. He's fingered me and stuff like that, but it's the farthest we've ever gone. I'm really nervous. I'm ready, I know I am. I'm a little self consious, I guess, but I know I'm not fat or anything. I'm 5'7'' and 122 lbs. I'm just nervous about him seeing my "parts." Whenever he's fingered me, he just sort of went down my pants, they never came off.

Is there anything I can do to calm my nerves? Has anyone ever had this problem? What worked for you?

Thanks in advance (link)
talk to him about it. tell him why you are nervous and let him reassure you. talking to him also has another advantage. if you cant bring yourself to do it, then it means that you most likely are not ready for it. many girls your age arent, and those that think they are regret it afterwards. now, i am not saying that is the case with you, but you should be sure that it is what you really want. want a quick fix? lights off, or hell even a blindfold. i know if i tell you that you are too young, that there is no possible way you know what you are doing, then it will just go in one ear and out the other (or i guess in this case in one eye and out the other) and i cant really pull the older and wiser card, being only 20. just be sure that this is what you really want, because your being so uncomfortable with it can be your subconcious trying to tell you something.


I need as much information as possible!! it's highly apreciated!!!!!!

Ok, i'm normally one to give advice, and it'e driving me insane, because i'm stuck in this situationand i feel as if i'm cornered. This guy i've liked for a good couple of months now, just started really talking to him this week and last week and a little from the week before. But we just now really started getting into deeper conversations. I really like him he's sweet, considerate, and never ditches me for his other guy friends. He talks to me and yesterday when he was driving me home, we talked and I felt like I was in heaven. But he talks to me about this one girl he wants to ask out.... yes it totally crashes my moment. And he tells me that he doesn't know if he wants to go out with her or not because he dumped his last GF a few weeks ago and his ex is best friends with the girl he wants to go out. So I feel pretty evil for wanting to do this but I want to make it so he goes out with me instead of the girl he keeps wanting to ask out. When I flirt with him he flirts back and we just have a great time talking and just talk for hours. What are things I could do to maybe catch his attention more? Anything that I can do to maybe make it so he'll be more interested in me?
I want to make a bold move but not something too bold that might scare him away but enough of a bold move to be like hey look at me i'm interested...

-Thank you so much, advice is needed!
THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

-Very interested
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ok first off, stop helping him with this other girl. if you are doing that, its a pretty big clue to him that you are not intrested.

secondly, your best bet is to make the first move, most guys are into that


I am intrested in lucid dreams and i was wondering what some steps to having lucid dreams are (link)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dreaming#Achieving_and_recognizing


I just got my phone and I have Cingular. I heard after 7pm u get free unlimited minutes, then i heard sumthin about calling people from your same network is cheaper. Tell me please if any of this is tru, and if you no any other advatages that come with having Cingular. Thanks! (link)
unlimited calling starts at 9 for cingular. for an additional 7$ a month you can have that start at 7. and again, depending on your plan, calling people on the same network (Cingular or ATT) is free.

the main advantage of cingular is rollover. if you dont use up all of your minutes in a month, you get to use them next month. they are saved for up to a yeat.


what is with this lonelygirl15 stuff, i dont get it. all i see on her youtube video comments are you've been faking this whole thing and w/e. Can someone tell me the story behind this please? im thinking shes an actress who just put together like a fake drama series to entertain people but it was all fake, on the other hand people believed her though. Am i right? (link)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esTt1QBw-V0


My Ex & I have been done for overr 2 months.. but he calls me, emails me, IMs me, etc.. non-stop.. I don't really understand because we both decided to just be friends. & just called me & i find it kind of random.. What should I do? Why does my ex want to talk to me so much?


Sincerely,

ThinkI'mOvErIt! (link)
so you decided to be friends, and are now confused that your friend is calling you or emailing you? guess its not too uncommon, and my ex isnt as crazy as i though. it is of course possible that he wants to get back together, but maybe he just wants to be friends, like you said? thats what it was for me.


hi, okay im 15/m and theres this girl at school i like, shees a Jehovah's Witness (im not),and im sure she likes me too, but wen i asked her out she said no, it was like really confusing for me because we like each other.i really like her but i cant think why she wont go out with me, we tell each other ALL our problems and everythings going fine in her life, so can someone plz tell me what i should so next or have any insight as to why she wont go out with me. by the way, shees really into her religeon (link)
i used to think the same way you do, but ive realized, girls dont talk that way to guys they like as more tha a friend. sorry dude, you need to find a girl youve barely talked to, and ask her out.


Two questions that gave me a 1 for feed back are still counting twords my avrage, even though both of the questions were deleted! Is there any way to remove thoes ones? (link)
you used to be able to delete your answer to get rid of the rating, but people were abusing that. you can still file an abuse report, that is, if the rating of one isnt deserved. make sure to include a link to the question


ok, how do you like a girl you show her affection for you? and no, not sex thankyou. 15/f (link)
the more obvious the better. since you say no sex, do you mean physically? it depends on how far you are willing to go. since you are 15, i wouldnt recomend going too far. kissing is always nice.


I think my myspace has getten deleted.. i dont know though

www.myspace.com/moshele6

can you look and see if you think it is deleted?
(link)
yeah if its been deleted it gives you a message like this

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=138886527

you probably have codes in your page that are messing with it, log in, go to edit profile, and get rid of everything in your about me. if you can tell the diffirece, just get rid of everything that is code.


ok i'll be straight to the point, i want a boyfriend. i don't care if its just a lust boyfriend who i date for a month..i just want a guy to like call at night and to kiss,etc... =/ i hope that doesn't sound too weird. yeah except i go to a small private school where all the guys are just friend with the girls and never really ask them out unless the girls are reallyyy popular,which i'm not really.and this might sound really snobby but my friends say i'm really pretty and i guess i'm alright but guys don't seem to like me at all. i don't know..guys at the movies and stuff hit on me but guys at school are like blahhh. ugh,i dont know what to do. where's a good place to meet guys outside of school? and no,movies and malls don't work. and what is up with the guys at my school anyway!? (link)
well if you are saying guys hit on you at the movies, then why dont the movies work? you can always try asking one of the guys in your school out, they might just be too shy. an arcade is a good place to find guys.




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