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ok sooo i just want to know like what are the chances of the world ending in 2012.
thats the year i graduate high school and if like i want to see both sides of the story whhy it will and why it wont end cause if its going to end im jsut going to live it up for the next four years but i dont wanna mess my life up when the world doesnt end. andd does anyone think that world war three is going to happen within the next ehhh fifty years or so?
No.
Well I want to get a shirt, or really any type of clothing with something related to the Soviet Union on it.
BUT I'm having second thoughts because I'm not sure how other people feel about it, because I know there's been tensions between CCCP and the USA (the Cold War).
What do you think?
(oh and it will probably be a hammer and sickle or something that just says CCCP, or maybe Lenin is my homeboy, nothing like I'm a communist or something supporting Stalin).
I'd give you loads of shit for it.
EDIT:
Sure. The USSR was a corrupt Communist nation that became a threat to the entire planet. We spent decades in a war with them, and they have a large stake in the blame for the problems in the world today (Afghanistan, Israel, Georgia, The Balkans, etc.).
Why would you want to wear one anyway? It just shows you to be naive.
ok so when me and my boyfriend like start rubbing against each other with our underwear on...either im on top or he is. orr when he fingers me...ohhhh....or licks me. i want to moan and just ohhh....like sooooo badd... but i kinda cant cuz his parents are usually right downstairs. what to do? ohh and can i get pregnant by this?
You can duct tape your mouth shut.
ok so im 16, and a female. i live in a small town were like EVERYONE smokes and drink. you hardly find anyone who doesnt. well my mom lets me drink if im with her. and she even said once when i asked her if i can get high, she said shed let me try it if im with her. cause ive never been high before, and me and my mom talk about everything, were very open with everything. well since i started highschool, i made came closer to alot of my aquantances, and i hang out with people that are always drinking and getting high, like every weekend,there like my best friends, and there always inviting me over to go get drunk. well my question is how can i get my mom to allow it? cause i tried talking to her and i dont think she trusts me to be drunk with my friends cause in her words "i dont know how to handle my alcohal" and she knows if i go then ill be drinking and probably smoking. she said she just has a contiounce and doesnt want anything to hapen to me, which i dont think is fair because she goes out almost night with her friends while im stuck at home, i told her im only gona be 16 once i deserve to hang with my friends and be a teenager, then she brings back all the "i wasnt allowed to go to a party til i was 19" and my friends and i have made a plan before to tell her im spending the night at my friends house then go somewere else or something then well drink but i have a huge contionce and i hate lying to my mom so i always tell them no. sorry im kind of rambling,well how can i get my mom to agree with me and let me go hangout with my friends at night and not worry about me so much., thankyou sooo much if you help me, and sorry this was long. =]
Obviously if everyone in your town commits illegal acts, your mother should let you too!
God, I don't know what kind of mother she is, to not let you endanger yourself. The nerve!
well im 17 years old and this guy at my work is 22. hes soooo cute and he kinda would flirt with me but i always thought of it in a silly type of way because he seemed to old to be interested in a girl like me. but today he gave me his number.. so i realized maybe he is interested?! hes so cute but do you think hes too old for me?
"he seemed to old to be interested in a girl like me."
He is too old to be interested in you. This is borderline disgusting to me. It's not that he's too old for you, it's that you're too young for him.
okay i'm a 16 year old female. i like watching porn. usually lesbian porn, but i'm straight. i like guys, but for some reason watching lesbian porn really gets me like horny and i "get off" if you will, from lesbian porn. is that weird? could i possibly be gay?
Normal.
effect of masturbution in males
Pleasure.
So i've had sex w. two guys .
and the guy i'm sexual w/ right now , we've had alot of sex like maybe almost every other day, it used hurt but i'm finally used to it now ,
i've never had an orgasm while having sex, masterbating yes, but not sex. i dont' understand why not.
what should i do ?
Most women do not.
Recommendation; oral.
What is the best thing that I can say to turn my man on? We love being naughty. 15/F
"Wanna finish my Geometry homework?"
Over the summer, this guy and i were friends with benefits. i know friends with benefits are never a good thing but anyway.. a friend of mine told me he had been dating someone. So i stopped talking to him to get him out of the picture. Well, i haven't talked to him in about 2 months and he texted me tonight saying that he missed me and how he wanted me to come over soon. I don't miss him, just doing things with him. I asked him about his girlfriend and he just said "yeaaah we can keep it between us" so i said umm ill think about it. so should i do it? i don't know the girl at all that hes dating so i wouldnt feel bad at all about that.
Because you don't know the girl you wouldn't feel bad about slutting it up with her boyfriend? Is that your logic?
Emphasis on the word slut, here.
15/f
Well me and this guy ive been going out with for 3 months already had sex for the first time after the 3rd week . Is that too soon?
Yup.
15/F
do guys see it trashy if a girl smokes weed, like at parties and stuff? Thanks :]
It looks weak.
what would give and average 16 year old guy a boner?
thanks :)
The act of breathing often results in a hard on for a 16 year old male.
Aaaaand I'm not even kidding. That much.
i seriously have no but. how do i make it biggger?????
Put it on your Christmas list, duh.
ok so my boyfriend is in jail for car hopping with a gun and is being tried as an adult. his final court date is the jury trial on january 19th and i was wondering if anyone knew the likely-ness of him getting out that day or getting more time??
=[
Him being tried as an adult is a bad sign. Bad sign for you, good sign for society!
how do i get my moms trust back fast? !!
im 15 female.
i jus got in a lot of trouble for skipping school.
how do i get my moms trust back!?!
Stop skipping school.
honestly tell me if im fat,
raelly, if you say i am i wont get mad, but anyways if you did, i couldnt care less because i really want honest opinions.
http://s474.photobucket.com/albums/rr105/minamala11/
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Nope. However, you are devoid of self esteem, which is even less attractive.
Am i a slut if ive been fingered and eaten out at age 11?
No, you're the victim of sexual abuse.
Even if the person that was doing it was your age, I would bet everything I own that they were sexually abused.
So the other dayyy like me and my boii had analllll. OH MY GOD. I pooped a little bit. he has a realllyy big dick. like BIG. is this normal? he kinda just forced it in there. kthx. no really though are you supposed to shit after anal sex? ... and stain the bed
Your body is not designed for anal. Is your body designed to get punched in the stomach repeatedly? No.
http://medical-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/Prolapsed+anus
Continuing with your anal extravaganza will result in the above. Have fun!
really, anybody. I just need someone who is willing to listen to me "complain" about school and people and work and life in general. I understand if you don't, but I feel like I can't talk to my friends about it because they've heard it all already. I can't keep holding it all inside, because I'm going to blow a fuse soon, and I'm afraid I'm going to lose friends in the process. I need to get stuff off my chest, so if anyone is willing to listen (more like read, whatever) I will be forever grateful.
17/f
I will!
We can share our 17 year old troubles and gripe about how the world is out to get us.
EDIT:
Totally serious, just a little bitter.