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Dear Kathleen,

Poetry.com is a well-documented scam. Please do NOT encourage it by linking there. If you do not believe me, read the article here: http://www.eliteskills.com/writing_scams/poetry.com.scam.php

They ask for money to publish your poems, and the only place where you find your poems published is in the copy of the book that they send you.

Or search for poetry.com +scam on Google, and there will be thousands of results linking to webpages devoted to exposing this scam.

Sincerely,
Elizabeth Wong
lyzzie@gmail.com

Don't worry, I have wised up since the last time I linked to Poetry.com. I like the link you have sent me...I haven't had anything to support my thoughts except for first had experience that most don't believe But with this I can seriously support my argument.

Thank you and I agree with you. I just haven't edited any of my earlier answers to questions because I have been too lazy. (I can be quite lazy at times)

AG
weirdniss@gmail.com

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Does anyone no how to get eye makeup off, anything but vasiline or is thta the only thing that workds?

Well its a huge market out there. Why not try Make-up remover? don't ask what kind, you have to try them out and find which work the best for your own eyes.

AG

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When can you become a moderator? what are the requirements? I need to know because I want to become one!

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?t=13

http://www.advicenators.com/faq.php?t=11

The Help and FAQ are a great place for information about the site. (do learn to use them in the future)

AG

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thank you for your advice i will let u know what happensin coming weeks. josh quit guy

Mk, Good luck and I hope she says yes and goes out with ya!

AG

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thanx for help i will come back for more

Glad I could help you and I am always here so ask away! :P

AG

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there this girl i think she like me were friends a little. but as i am shy not very talkive 14 year old guy. i want to ask her out but i have no idea what to say or what to do. i to talk to for a little bit oftenly just small chat. how can i bring the idea up of me liking her and asking her out. PLZ HELP!!!

Well if she is a girl then I'm sure she would love to be complemented on her clothes one day and when you do tell her that clothes look good, say something along the lines of "You always look good to me" in a matter of fact tone. That way you don't sound like you are all of a sudden hitting on her. I would say asking her out will be slow, I think you need to leave some hints for a while before you really ask her out. Especially since you told me your a quiet guy just make it gradual. Then maybe after a week or so of subtle hints perhaps then would be a good time to ask her out. It would probably be smart to choose a good time when neither of you will be interupted. (The worst thing for you when asking a girl is if you get interupted and you have built up the nerves) Tell her that you have been wanting to ask her this for a while but wasn't sure how to ask her. Tell her that you really like her and would like to go out some time. (Have a day, time and place kinda ready just incase) If she seems hesitant than say maybe another time? Don't be too crushed if she says no. Say something along the lines of "okay, I thought it would fun but if you don't then lets just be friends for now" I know you probably don't just want to be just friends but that maybe the best bet for the time.

Luck!
AG

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Ok, well I'm 15(girl) and I have had past relationships but, well every Friday my friends and I go ice skating, and I have alot of fun. But i'm always realizing that everyone is hooked up. Everyone of my friends has a boyfriend/girlfriend and I don't. I love my life, my friends are the best ever, and i love my family, but i feel like theres a in my life.It feels kind of like not having a boyfriend is leaving a hole in me. Why do i feel like this?

Your just feeling left out, thats totally normal. It freaked me out when this started happening to me, I felt like I was missing some huge piece of myself that others had and I didn't.
You just want to know what the whole boy friend act and since you have never had it, you feel like your missing something. Thats NORMAL. Trust me. I will tell you this much, these feelings will change quite rapidly one day. You might be surprised as to what happened but one day you will be the one with a guy. Give it time and don't fret! Live your life and let it all just fall into place.

AG

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Ok well.. i know this is a really odd question.. but what do you wear under a skirt...?? like i dont know what to wear under them.. i have a bunch, but i never wear them because its like, i dont know what to wear under?! any help??

Just wear normal underwear, unless you have a tight skirt on then its best to wear seamless underwear. It really doesn't matter what style of underwear you wear under a skirt, just so that you are comfortable. Thats all that really matters.

Also,
If you skirt that you are wearing is really thin so that you can see your underwear, you should wear a half slip. wear a slip if the skirt is also very staticy. That way it won't stick to your legs.
A way to know if you need a slip is to stand in light and spread your legs, if you can see you legs all the way up and the light then you definatly need a slip.

Slips come in all different colors and sizes. Long to short half slips, there are also full slips that are good for dresses.

Nylons are good if your dressing up for a night, and tights are just plain FUN! Like if you wearing a black skirt with a pink top then wearing pink tights are fun. if you get the ones with designs on them are even more fun.
Fishnets are cool to dress up with or have fun with. I wouldn't suggest fishnets for you right now since you haven't worn them before. Fishnets are usually good to go over nylons are tights, You don't have to wear them over something but it might feel better.

Hope I cleared up this issue a bit for you.
AG

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i still love my ex. he dumped me for another girl who he found out he really doesnt like. he keeps sending these mixed signals like telling me how much of a mistake he made and crap. he always says he loves me and then calls me his best friend. i dont think i should still like him but i do and it hurts so bad. what should i do if he asks me out again? is it alright to say yes or is it just a mistake and going to make my heart break?

I get your pain but he is not a guy that you should have you feelings on. He sounds like the classic "Player". He may just like to play around with girls hearts or has a very confused heart. Even if it is the latter he has no excuse on what he is doing to you and possibly his current GF.

If he does ask you out I suggest that you say no. For one thing your heart is way too confused to try to understand him and you need time to get it back to normal. Don't be afraid to say no to him if he asks you out. k?
The hurt will go away intime, you just have to give it some time.

Luck,
AG

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someone or something keeps deleting my questions. every time i post one its deleted. Is this a person or is it my computer. If u know please help.

~I rate!

Check the Help and/or the FAQ.

Edit:
Ummm....It was me that deleted your question after I answered it.
Also, please do learn to use the Help and FAQ. If you questions keep getting deleted that oughta tell you that they shouldn't have been asked. We only delete questions that should be deleted.
AG

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Hey! Im Roman Catholic...and over half of my friends are Mormon. Just wondering to Mormon people:
1.) Do you believe Mary was a virgin?
2.) Do you think the cross is a bad sign?
3.) Why can't you go out until you are 16?
4.) Why can't you have caffiene(sp?)?
5.) Why can't you do as much things of Sunday just because of church?
Just wondernig! :O) Thanks!

1.) Yes we do believe that Mary was a virgin.

2.) No, we don't think the cross is a bad sign but we don't like to use it as our symbol like others do. We like to glorify his Resurrection and not his Crucifixion.

3.) Because before that age it is said that we still don't know the full consequence of having sex before marriage or we are easily convinced. 16 is a age that we are considered pretty much adults, and responsible. we can drive ourselves, and even though we can date were incouraged to just date in groups in the begining.

4.) Its in the scriptures that we should not drink strong drink and anything harmful to our bodies, caffiene is addictive amd harmful to our bodies. We want our minds and bodies healthy and alert.

5.) It is said in the scripitures, "Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy" Exodus 20:8.
The sabbath day is a day it worship God, attend church, spend time with family, rest, read, listen to up lifting music, (Meaning no rap) visit the sick.
Sunday is not a holiday or a day for sports, or shopping. All that can be done on saturday.

I hope I have helped you better understand some of our standards. Talk to your Mormon friends, ask them for the "For the Strength of Youth" it may help you understand us a bit more.
Also check out www.Mormon.org. That can help you out even more.

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Ok, I give advice but for once...i don't have an answer. There is this boy at my school and I like him alot, we flirt with eachother alot and talk to eachother all the time. Everybody thinks we would make an awesome couple but It only works if he likes me back. I am a kinda preppy emo gurl and he is a punk. I hang out with alot of punks and emo and skaters... how can I let him know I like him without being pushy or love dovey (haha) please help me! How can I dress or act give me everything you have!!!!! Thanks very much!
Age:13 ( a little young, but love is for everyone)
Gender:female

Listen girl, if a guy likes you, then he likes you for you. Not the clothes you wear and the music you listen to. It doesn't matter if every person in the whole school says you would make a perfect couple. It only matters that you both feel that you are perfect for each other.

Yes, you are too young for love. Kids at this age don't even know what love is. Love is special and sacred. Its not word to go throwing around.

If you really like this guy then talk to him, tell him how you feel. Don't be shy and quit trying to change yourself. You end up being a fake when you try too hard.
Let life take its course and be yourself. Don't change, its stupid to do that really. You are cool. thats what you need to remember.
AG

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I love to draw but the only problem is that I never know what to draw.I need some ideas on what I can draw!And if you name something that is very colorful and takes a while to color than I will rate you a perfect five!!!

Whoa....Way too many answers for me to answer but I need to update my column so I guess I shall.

Really draw what you see! Look out your window, what do you see? a tree and a yard like I do? or a road? Draw it! The most fun drawing for me is when I am in the car (I don't get car sick like most do) and I draw the first thing I see and then perhaps another ten miles I draw another. Its fun to see such random things together and to color them totally random.

I think anything you draw can be very colorfull. Don't keep to the sterotyped colors, seriously.
Look at you BFF, what does she look like to you? Is she the normal peach skin color to you or is she colorful and fun? Draw from you heart. Draw in color.

AG

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let the rain come down and wash away my tears. let carrots be free to the other animals when carrots reproduce. carrots go through puberty sometimes in their life. it's common, if you think about it.They start around normal human being's age about 13. The only reason that most carrots dont get puberty is because usually they get eaten. Unless the owner of his/her/heshe carrot has forgotten you in the fridge for years.And my fellow carrots, like human beings, you don't have to use tampons. All you have to do is get a pickle and put it next to your face and breathe slowly until your breath smells like pickle.(perhaps maybe you mnight be able to eat it). When your breath is pickleish, the smell goes through your stomach and provide and push to the strawberry juice that comes out of your butt. (not blood for carrots.) Also another thing that most people "DO NOT" do is, getting a huge blob of pudding and jam it thgrough your throat. This will help the jelly go through your stomach smoothly and then blob on the strawberry juice so it gives more push. When jelly and pickles collide with each other, they make fart. Which will really help. You are probably thinking "why not just drink milk." But that is not the key to the answer because carrots cant drink milk. The reason is because a long time ago in the 15th centuries, carrots and cows had war which was called the, "COWROTT WAR" Thats how for the carrot religion, they can't Drink milk. Now your probably thinking, "why not eat cheese?" But no. Because in the 16th century, the prime minister of cheese named ,"JoJomA LoGOLa" and the carrot president, "President Abraham Carrocoln" had a major conflict of whether not to put a piece of TIK TAK on a piece of air conditioning material. So now its against their religion. So back to topic, carrot puberty is very important for our natural studies to make hope for them to again unite with the cheese and the cows. We need to convince them to break their religion. HELP ME WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER AND HELP THEM. so it wont be late like the jewish being badly treated by the germans. First everyone thought it was crazy but later when they realizied what a problem it was, it was too late. PLZ JOIN ME IN MY "HELP CARROT PUBERTY CLUB" thank you! UNITE WITH CHEESE AND COW!! THANK YOU GO GO!!! GO FIGHT WIN CARROTS! PUBERTY!

hahahaha, I support this weird, idiotic club of yours. Luck to you in your weird hobby....hahahaha

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answer this.

*AG answers with total enthusiasm and understanding*

I answered.

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okay, so there's this guy at my school, I dont really know that well, and I'm new here this year. but he''s supposedly the hottest guy. Two months ago he started flirting wit me almost everyday, and some other girls actually did think he liked me. A month ago one of my friends asked him if he did and he said yes( i wasnt there), but then a week ago my friend told me that she and another friend asked him again a week ago, and he said I was disgusting and he only liked to make fun of me. But he still flirted with me uptil then. I'm confused, does he still like me, and tried to cover up for it? Because in the beginning it genuinely seem like he liked me when he flirted. I DO know he's somewhat of a playboy. I'm in Middle School.Female, of course.

Guys are known to be flirts and players. I never trust the popular hot guys, they are the true losers. Of course thats not fair to say but mostly it is true.

There may be a chance that he is faking that he doesn't like you. There is a saying that "you don't do something so that others won't know that you want too." This could be his case but I can't be sure. If you really want to know, then i'd suggest you ask him yourself with out your friends. In my opinion the lowest thing you can do is use your friends to find if a guy likes you. I mean why have your friends do it? Information can become screwed by the time you get to hear it.

You can either ask him if he likes you and see what happens or just forget about him and his "flirting".The latter part is what I would do but i'm not you.

AG

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Hey, i just wanted to give you aq compliment on how much i admire your advice!

Hey piinki! Its nice to know that some one likes my advice!
AG

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Im 10 yrs old and im a girl and Ive known this guy since i was two yrs old and i like him so much but i cant tell if he likes me. My friends call and ask him if he'll go out with me but he always say no but and cant tell if he wants me to ask him myself.And im to scared to ask him.

Simple answer, Your too young.
Yeah, yeah I know you think that your ready and all but I would suggest that you wait atleast 3 years. Guys matture later than girls. Thats a fact but your both WAY too young to even think about relationships right now. Give it time.
Also, just a tip for the future. Don't have your friends ask a guy out for you, Guys really don't like that. Some may say so but I have yet to meet one guy that really likes it. If you like a guy you ask him yourself. Doesn't matter if you are scared. I mean if your going to be on the date you should consider the asking out part of the date.

Seriously though, Your wayyyy to young to date right now. Just admire him from a distance for now.
AG

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what should i say during an akward or scilent moment

Like others have said just make a joke out of it....I like to go "dun dun dun" or start poking the person next to me for no reason. Just do some thing completely random and if they say something like "why did you do that?" just say "Its too quiet".

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I'm really interested in learning to eat more healthy...I am at a good weight right now and I want to stay there, so I'd like to know how I should eat. Fad diets are stupid, they don't last, they don't work. Healthy, well-balanced eating is what you can stick with for life. This may sound a little weird, but I'm not quite sure what healthy eating IS. Like...can someone give a sample menu of a healthy day of eating. Are snacks ok? Like, if you want to maintain your weight, what should you be eating. (I'm a 5'5 female who is 125 pounds.)

The best way to eat healty is to eat normal. It's better to snack when you hungry all through out the day then just eating 3 full meals. If you snack all day and not eating such big meals your body digests it better. Now I'm not saying that you should eat candy and ships for your snacks. Eat healthy. For the snacks go for fruit and veggies. Carrots with ranch to dip, Apples and oranges,(My fave is a tangalo) grapes frozen and rolled in sugar is a great, cool snack when your working out or hot. Drink lots of water, stay away from pop and soda drinks. They aren't good for you.
DO NOT skip breakfast. Have you ever heard those comercials on TV? The ones that say "Breakfast is most immportant meal of the day", well its true. If you skip breakfast and you notice that you don't feel very "Awake" thats the reason. Breakfast gets your body going and if deprive your body of that your body acts slow and tired.
Just eat whay you would normally for breakfast. A bowl of cereal is fine as long as it isn't loaded with sugar. My favorite cereal's are Chex, Crispex (Spelling?), Kashi, mini wheats with the sugar on them and Raison Bran.
Lunch, you would be fine with a sandwich and ships and an apple. You can eat a burger if want too. It won't kill you.
Dinner, what your mom has on the dinner table would be fine. You don't have to deprive your body of things it needs. Such as, the burger has your protien and so on.

Good luck!
AG

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