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Question Posted Saturday February 5 2005, 10:45 pm

let the rain come down and wash away my tears. let carrots be free to the other animals when carrots reproduce. carrots go through puberty sometimes in their life. it's common, if you think about it.They start around normal human being's age about 13. The only reason that most carrots dont get puberty is because usually they get eaten. Unless the owner of his/her/heshe carrot has forgotten you in the fridge for years.And my fellow carrots, like human beings, you don't have to use tampons. All you have to do is get a pickle and put it next to your face and breathe slowly until your breath smells like pickle.(perhaps maybe you mnight be able to eat it). When your breath is pickleish, the smell goes through your stomach and provide and push to the strawberry juice that comes out of your butt. (not blood for carrots.) Also another thing that most people "DO NOT" do is, getting a huge blob of pudding and jam it thgrough your throat. This will help the jelly go through your stomach smoothly and then blob on the strawberry juice so it gives more push. When jelly and pickles collide with each other, they make fart. Which will really help. You are probably thinking "why not just drink milk." But that is not the key to the answer because carrots cant drink milk. The reason is because a long time ago in the 15th centuries, carrots and cows had war which was called the, "COWROTT WAR" Thats how for the carrot religion, they can't Drink milk. Now your probably thinking, "why not eat cheese?" But no. Because in the 16th century, the prime minister of cheese named ,"JoJomA LoGOLa" and the carrot president, "President Abraham Carrocoln" had a major conflict of whether not to put a piece of TIK TAK on a piece of air conditioning material. So now its against their religion. So back to topic, carrot puberty is very important for our natural studies to make hope for them to again unite with the cheese and the cows. We need to convince them to break their religion. HELP ME WE NEED TO GET TOGETHER AND HELP THEM. so it wont be late like the jewish being badly treated by the germans. First everyone thought it was crazy but later when they realizied what a problem it was, it was too late. PLZ JOIN ME IN MY "HELP CARROT PUBERTY CLUB" thank you! UNITE WITH CHEESE AND COW!! THANK YOU GO GO!!! GO FIGHT WIN CARROTS! PUBERTY!

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advice~gurl answered Friday February 11 2005, 12:19 pm:
hahahaha, I support this weird, idiotic club of yours. Luck to you in your weird hobby....hahahaha

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MummuM answered Saturday February 5 2005, 11:30 pm:
That's lovely. Who actually takes the time to write bullshit like that? Yep. Loser much?
♥ Krissy

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Bellesono answered Saturday February 5 2005, 10:57 pm:
Dear Annoying,
You have way too much time on your hands. I will not post anymore of your entrys.
♥Sarah and Brandon

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