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well i was listening to the radio one night and they advertised a college called "City COllege". it sounds really good because they say they provide dorms and food. i want to go there so bad but i am only 27 years old and i haven't gone through middle school yet! i applied for them and they said i was so stupid, not even they would accept me, when they'd accept people with an SAT score of like 2. what is wrong with me! i am not stupid! i haven't taken the sats yet...but city college is my hero!! i offered to pay extra money and they said they were going to close down in a month because nobody wanted to go there!!!!!! nooooooooo bebe they can't close down!! help me i even wrote them a letter pleading them not to close down!!
dear city college,
nooo u can't close down! i will go! i will be your #1 student! i will help out always and study hard and do extra stuff and be successful and give you a good name!!! do not close down your 1 story, 10 roomed college! i will not allow it! you do not understand, but you are my true love! if you closed down i would die with you...so i could still be with you that is how much i love you!!!!!! love is forever, your my only oneeee i will always be your boo!!!!!!! dont leave me behind!!!!!
-uhh me
...and this is their reply back
dear uhh me,
we are closing down because somebody bought the land and plus nobody wants to join our college anyway because we are small and uneducated. we are a team of janitors who felt like opening a college for fun but nobody joined so it was very pointless. you do not love us because one cannot fall in love with an inanimate object. good day to you.
-city college board
NOOOOOO THE COLLEGE CANT CLOSE DOWN WAT SHOUDL I DO!!!!! I WILL FIGHT FOR THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH AND RELIGION AND STAND UP FOR MY RIGHTS IN THIS CRUEL WORLD!!!! THE COLLEGE CAN TAKE ARMS AGAINST THE NATURE OF POWER AND CONCEAL ITSELF IN ITS CONFIDENCE!!!!!! IT CAN'T CLOSE WHAT CAN I DO!!!!
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What do you mean you havent gone threw middle school yet? I mean, obvioussly a college wouldnt want to let you in because you did go to middle school. And if they arent a good educated college why would you want to go??? If your the only one who wants to go to the college and is the only one who applied it would be pretty pointless to go. I know ur probably going to rate me bad because its not what you wanted to hear but oh well.
~Brina~
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