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hey i saw that you gave that one girl advice on singing "a mother doesnt matter anymore" from bye bye birdie! lol that made my day ii love that song! haha stay groovy! (link)
Haha, yeah, I know it may be gay but I know the words to every song in Bye Bye Birdie including One Boy and How Lovely to Be a Woman =P


me and my ex have been broken up for 5 months now but I cant seem to get over him.
We happen to have a class together and we sit next to eachother (seeting chart). Well we didn't talk the first week we were in that class then on Friday he started talkin to me. And ever since then we've been flirting. I know that we will not get back together, but he confuses me sometimes because he starts the flirting at times. Then we both happen to have 1st lunch and there's this girl who is all over him and that when I first experienced jelousy, I wanted to rip her face off and smash whatever is left on the ground. I don't like to feel jelousy because I want to get over him. I just dont know what to do. (link)
Ai, I'm feeling the same thing. When I learned that my crush had already had her first kiss (Truth or Dare, but still, it was a kiss) I was soooo jealous and I wanted to... well, you pretty much took the words out of my mouth. On Full House, one time Jesse was flirting with a random waitress to make Becky jealous. Yeah, the waitress punched Jesse in the stomach, but afterwards, Becky admitted that it was the worst split-second of her life and she wanted to claw that waitress's eyes out. So basically that's what I'm feeling and that's what you're feeling. I'd say the way to get over him is to just tell him that you can't get back together. And as for that other girl, try to ignore her. Or, rip her face of and smash whatever is left of it on the ground =P Just kidding. But still. I actually don't mind true jealousy because it reminds me so much of true love. Which is the best thing in the world. So just think about love. Hope I helped!


my mom keeps telling me to do chores like take out the trash, do the dishes, and other stuff.but when i ask her to help she says it's not her job. so i ask then what is your job. and she says to be the mom. and so after that she orders me to do the dishs. and i say you do them. and she says you have to earn your keep. and so i say you dont earn your keep you dont even have a job. so i get grounded. why sould i work when my mom dos'nt. i dont think i was put on this planet to do dishes. and im not her robot. but i dont wanna be grounded. should i alpolage and destroy my pride or should i hold my feet down and stay grounded.

sorry it was so long.
i'll rate a 5 no matter what (link)
Dude, you gotta listen to the song "A Mother Doesn't Matter Anymore" from Bye Bye Birdie. Basically, for those of you who don't know the show, Albert Peterson (world's biggest momma's boy) is telling his mother to go home. Albert's mother then starts singing "I bronzed your baby shoes... kissed every little bruise... picked your dirty socks up off the floor... ya coughed. Who was there? It's just too hard to bear... a mother doesn't matter anymore." And the whole song is singing about everything she's done. Yes, her job is to be your mother. But that's a huge responsibility. Driving out to get groceries. She's probably part of your school PTA. And don't forget labor pain. Hope I helped, and please don't give me a 5 just for answering! By the way, I like your logic with her not earning her keep...


Hey people i was wondering could everyone tell me what they think of a 15 year old going out with a 13 year old girl?

tell me ur honest opinions please (link)
Anyone of any age can go out with anyone of any age! Actually, 2 years is nothing. Look at your parents. Or someone else's parents. Or something. They're probably a few years different. Why, I have a 20 or 30 or something like that difference between my aunt and uncle! Hope I helped, good luck with him, or her, or whichever!


How can you make yourself believe? Can you write "I Believe In God" a thousand times on a sheet of paper? Because I've been having trouble believing lately. (link)
ATTENTION ALL HIGHLY RELIGIOUS PEOPLE: Do not read this, please! I do not want to be blamed for the change of someone's religion! If you fail to read this notice, then sueing me would be useless because I would just say "you should have read the notice"!

Personally, I don't think you can make yourself believe in a God. You can have your own religion! Someone had to start Buddhism. Someone had to start Christianity. Someone had to start Judaism. So why can't you have your own personal beliefs? If you don't think you believe in the God your church is talking about, you can just believe inside yourself that God just watches over us and is our conscience, you can believe that there is a different God for every element of life, or you can even stop believing in God altogether. Whatever you want to believe, you have every right to believe.


What is HTML? What does it stand for? And what does it do? (link)
I forget what it stands for, but basically it's a type of internet coding that affects how a page is viewed. For example, this would be bold font, this would be italics, this would be underlined, and this would be a link to Advicenators. There's much more, do a google search for an HTML tutorial. Hope I helped!


i keep going for a wee the last few days, i've been at least 8-10 times just today i did have unprotected sex just over 2 week ago but he did pull out before he came i know people do get pregnant from the "pull out" method also im 10 days late for a period it isn't unsual for me tho but could i be pregnant? (link)
Hm. You might be pregnant. Also, as for the wee thing, you're gonna hate me for this... whats that commercial with that song? "Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now" Whatever that thing is. Not Pepto Bismal... anyway, hope I helped!


hi, does anyone know any gr8 ways to advertise a new msn group? i have tried so many different things but it is still kind of a flop because no1 will even look at it. thnx lucee xxx (link)
Newspaper ads. Submit to google. And if you've got a lot of spare cash, try calling up HBO for a commercial shoot =P Hope I helped!


What are some things that turn on a guy whenever a girl does something?
[Example: Biting ear, kissing neck?] (link)
Personally, I like it when my cursh hugs me... be great if she kissed me, but that would be kinda weird, I've never had a kiss before. So that's all I can say. Hope I helped!


I am thirteen and i don't care for guys that much but i have auburn hair, around five foot though alot of people consider me short, skinny (well thats what everyone says) and play alot of sports. Almost like everyone in my grade has either been asked out or has had a boyfriend/girlfriend. I have never been asked out and i am just wondering if i should be concerned about that. I am not interested in having a boyfriend but i just feel.. left out i guess because almost everyone has been asked out but me. (link)
=( I sympathize for you. You really shouldn't worry. Dates are just a come-and-go thing, and they happen at different times for different people. Don't feel left out! Good luck!


All right, I am just curious on the etiquettes of dating? Please answer the following.


Girls; tell would rather have a guy you’re on a date with show good manners, if so what would you like to see.

Guys; tell do you think good manners are important to show on a date? Explain?

Thanks for your replies.

~Teen Guru~
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TG, being a guy, what I think you should do is be yourself, but if you're not a well-mannered person, you could maybe change that little detail. Be as gentlemanly as possible on a date. You know, open doors for her, pay for her dinner, use your napkin... just be polite. Hope I helped!


ohk so i was setting up my ipod on the computer cause u just got it. and the screen froze its been frozen for like 3hours.... how can i fix it? (link)
To fix a frozen screen... you press the "off" button on the CPU drive. Hope I helped!


Would it be possible if a 14 yearold boy would like a 12 year old girl? She's sorta developed for her age. Or is it a waste of time?

Friend wanted to know (link)
Hell yeah! I like a girl who's 2 years older than me. Look at your parents. There's probably a few years difference between them. Anyone of any *reasonable* age can love anyone else of another reasonable age, a reasonable age being 11+, so I think you're good to go. Tell your friend to go for her.


I just got a brand new Ipod. I set up Itunes and everything, but i already have Limewire. I totally need help loading the song from Limewire to the library of the Itunes. Help please! I rate high!!! (link)
Er, no. No LimeWire. LimeWire is very illegal. Here's my LimeWire example that you can find about 5 times on my column: Say you've been saving up for a month and a half to get KOTOR. You just bought it, you're like "Aw, yeah! This is awesome! And it's all mine... nobody else's!" And then you upload it onto your computer, and as soon as you install it, in the blink of an eye, KOTOR is spread worldwide via LimeWire, as everything else from your computer already had. Now some guy in China is playing the KOTOR that you paid through the nose for, because LimeWire takes every program on your computer and spreads it worldwide for download. DELETE LIMEWIRE.


I like a guy... but it's a total dead end. Things would never work out as far as dating, but we're really good friends. Me having a crush on him is tainting our friendship. (he doesn't know I like him, but I can't think about him without wanting him as a bf.) I do not want to want him but he's just so awesome. I really like him. Is there any way to STOP, though? I know my heart will just get broken, and I don't want to let my feelings get that far. Cursed emotions! (link)
Same position. But I'm a guy. What I'd do is take your chances, but if you have to break up, stay friends. You should want whomever you want to want... if that made sense. Hope I helped, good luck!


ok well i really want a botfreind!!! i am 13/f and i really want one this summer or school year! i have alot of guy friends but, its not the same, i want someone i could kiss and hug and stuff!! PLEASE HELP i will rate high!!!

=-(
signed,
lonley (link)
Awww! I feel the same way... except for I want a girlfriend... I mean, I've got a crush, but it's not the same. I know this doesn't help at all, because it's not working for me, but everyone who answered my questions said to just wait. There are other fish in the sea.


ok well i am really bad at math. like pretty bad. and at school i always get a different test then everyone else bc the work they do is too hard (so the teacher thinks about me). it really bugs me and ll the kids are like " aww lucky!!" i do get ok grades for math about that but, it just bugs me. i have three tutors, and they kinda help. its like i have a mental block. but i was born that way and its not my fault. and when the teacher asks me a hard question that all the other kids know and i get it wrong they all look at me and its sooo embarrassing! idk what to do, i do my best at math and i try hard but, you know. most of the stuff in homeroom math i dont even know bc i dont go to that math class, i go to an "easier one" with my totur!! HELP
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will rate high

signed,
math wizz i wish (link)
"Math wizz I wish", all you need to do is explain to anyone who laughs, smirks, etc. that you have a mental block. There's nothing wrong with being born with certain problems. For example, I can't even count up to how many problems I have =P Just kidding, but still. Having a block is no problem! Hope I helped!


if you talk to a boy online and you never saw him and you love eachother and have soo much in common and stuff, is that considered have a boyfriend even though you have never saw him and stuff?? bc i really love this guy and he feels the sam way but he lives real far away. is this like a boyfriend? and if it is say i went out with him and then i have a boyfriend here, would that be cheating on my online boyfriend?
I RATE SOOOO HIGH!!!
please help me quick!!

signed,
young, curious and in love (link)
Yes. I happen to love a girl, and I have no idea where she lives, but if you feel the love, it must be true.


when youre a moderator and you rate questions, what do each face stand for?
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Please. Read the mod FAQ. Or don't be a mod. Or just take a wild guess. Smilie means good question. Frownies mean bad question. In the middle is the =| face.


To all you guys out there and to all girls who might know what to do here's a little quesion for you. This guy that i like wrote me this amazing letter with a bunch of poems and REAAALLLY sweet, breathtaking stuff in it. Like REALLY! i let my 19 year old friend read it (and she's had like 1000 Boyfriends) and she had no clue what to write back. Does anyone know anything cute and sexy to write back (even though you dont know what he wrote) do you by any chance know what makes a guys heart beat really fast? (for the guys) Is there anything that you would like if a girl wrote to you in an e-mail? Anything really sexy/cute/sweet..but not too serious i dont wanna scare him away. Also, this guy has ALOOOOT of girls, and they're all really hott - older- girls so they probably all say the right things..so im a little worried. And even though i know he's probably sent that poem to about 1000 girls, i dont care..i still wnat him. And i want to send him an e-mail that will make him speechless. Any ideas? Thhhaaaannnkk yyyoouu! i appreciate ANNNNYYYY answers. (link)
Heh! That's 100% exactly what I did! I sent my crush an e-mail saying I liked her, and then I wrote her a song! If by some chance the guy who's crushing on you did anything that had to do with Billy Joel, please e-mail me, you know who I am!

But anyway, down to business. I would want my crush to just say that she likes me, and that's all. I would just want to know that she liked me! If that doesn't seem enough, maybe you could write him a song or some poems, and he should know how much you like him. Hope I helped! =)




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